How will you take responsibility, /a/?
Murder them both then impregnate Emilia
>>144256323
>>144256229
by getting a job I guess. Two jobs looks like.
RU 486
>demon twins with in sync ovulation cycles
Welp, add that one to the fetish pile.
>>144256229
By picking better girls.
>>144256323
>>144256323
I want to impregnate her asshole.
My wife Emilia, is so charming.
Would you a Satella?
>>144258509
Add spaghetti, pepe, more Betelgeuse and picrelated. Remove cringe picture with black background and first bonfire lit. Temp is perfect
>>144259092
Will she ever show up in the anime?
>emiliafags
>Juliusfags
>>144259092
Would I Hitler?Yes
Do anyone have a cosplay picture of Crusch?
>>144256323
She and her interactions with Subaru are by far the worst about this show.
>>144259092
I would an Ekidna.
>>144259159
>3DPD
Out with you
PROTIP
THERE ARE IN FACT TWO DIFFERENT INSTANCES OF AL IN THIS UNIVERSE, EACH IN TWO DIFFERENT TIMELINES, EACH TIME HE DIES THEY SWITCH PLACES
THAT IS WHY AL THOUGHT HE HAD KILLED RAM, WHEN HE HAD ONLY DONE SO IN A DIFFERENT TIMELINE, AND THIS IS WHY HIS MISSING ARM IS NOT CONSISTENT
its definitely not artist oversight tho, trust me
>>144256323
>wanting quarter-elf spawn
As promised, here's my Rem folder, use it at will.
https://mega.nz/#!ltJS1aaB!AjEMpWa8notUnK9DEghxTjeIz8yqNxKon6jXEGyVMfY
>>144259221
fuck that, it's not confirmed. Al is the best knight, stop posting shitty rumors about him
>>144259204
>>144259204
>not liking 2.5D
Gay?
>>144259221
shitty theory, if there's 2 Als, then Al would know Priscillia's husband killed him thus he won't say "Bad star" he just respawn. That's it. no other bullshit.
>>144259180
>There is no greater sorrow, than to recall a happy time. When miserable.
>>144259271
>not wanting slightly-pointed ears daughterus
Seems you are gay.
>>144259180
>People sell their soul in such small quantities - a seemingly trivial compromise here, a rationalization of a minor evil there - that they don't realize what they're doing until it is too late.
Dear lord I hope you know what you are getting into Subaru.
My wife Rem is so cute.
>>144259373
No.
>>144259465
>My wife
Why dare break the OTP?
>>144256229
put ReZero in the subject field, nigger.
Saged
Someone tell me what's wrong with elves. Why do people hate them?
>>144259540
>being this new
>>144259221
>THAT IS WHY AL THOUGHT HE HAD KILLED RAM
He didn't. He couldn't even tell the two sisters apart. Al "clearly" just has an awareness of possible events and was asking questions to ascertain which series of events were currently taking place. Once he realized the timeline that was happening, he felt sick.
It wasn't a hint that Al had some connection to the twins or ever met them before. It was foreshadowing that a timeline in which Rem was brought to the city wouldn't end well.
>>144259550
Nothing is wrong with elves, we just hate Emilia specifically because she smells bad.
>>144259550
1. They smell
2. They play tricks
3. Cant be trusted
4. Pointed ears
5. They're elves
6. They thirst to be raped
7. They're fucking elves
>>144259550
>Elf sympathizer
Out with your kind
>>144259551
fuck off, shitty ESL newfag
>>144259551
>new
I've been on 4chan since September, fag.
>>144259105
We're supposed to hear her voice on episode 15.
>>144259465
>My wife Rem is so cute.
Stop insisting Rem is your wife, when she is in fact your daughter.
>>144259443
Its gotta bite his ass someday
>>144259619
>september
Not him but what the actual fuck did I just read?
>>144259373
Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit. If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!
>>144259633
>when she is in fact your daughter.
This. You want to be there to cry proud tears of joy for her at her wedding, not be the man marrying her.
>>144259630
posting the shitty version
>>144259600
What do you mean they can't be trusted?
Elves never break their promises.
So what if they smell bad?
Elves live for hundreds of years so they don't play tricks because they're not mischievous like children are.
>>144259604
No I'm just confused is all.
>>144259619
>>144259709
samefag
>>144259550
Memes
>waifu wars when maximum despair is all that awaits
>>144255496
Context? Spoil me.
>>144259719
My brothersRem Natsuki & Ram Baumann when?
>>144259280
>>144259327
>>144259581
I guess people dont like to open up spoiler texti-it was just a joke guys, I swear
>>144259772
I need hope to soften the crushing blow of what's to come
Leave me be
Was there any particular reason why Subaru started to pamper Rem super hard after she started to trust him?
>>144259581
it's a timeline where Ram still have her horn
>>144259912
Because Subaru just felt like it. Seriously, he just felt really inclined to do so.
>>144259752
>What do you mean they can't be trusted?
Around elves you must watch yourselves. Elves are known for being thieving lying bastards.
>So what if they smell bad?
I already need to smell shit all day working in the stables, I don't need elves smelling up the rest of my life, you knife ear sympathizer
>Elves live for hundreds of years so they don't play tricks because they're not mischievous like children are.
That just means they get to fuck with me for their entire leaf
Let them hide in the woods and rot I say
>>144259912
The same reason why he has a black Royal Knight Outfit.
Because he wanted to.
>>144260001
>meming this hard
I thought we were having a serious conversation. Memes are funny when they make sense but you're just slapping me in the face.
You can't trust an oni, they're fucking monsters that lives in shitty places
Someone post the anal pasta.
>>144260175
>This is what Emiliafags actually believe
>>144260175
Aren't Onis the ones that ward off evil?
Imagine how much Subaru had to bear with the stink in this scene, holy fuck. I'm getting shivers just from imagining it.
>>144260063
Going with a black knight outfit seems a pretty good choice. It seems like the kind of thing that would suit him in the future. It really sets him apart from all the other knights, like a kind of contrast.
>>144260175
Rem in Oni mode will kill everyone including Subaru and Ram
>>144259105
Season 2 if we ever get one
MY FAMILY HAS WORKED AND DIED ON THE LANDS OF LUGNICA FOR OVER 30 GENERATIONS
AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF WE'LL LET SOME SMELLY, KNIFE EARED MUTT BE MY KING!
>>144260237
I love this meme.
>>144260347
>meme
>>144260221
Fiercely protective Rem is better than Rems who just sit there smiling.
>>144260347
>>144260366
samefag
>>144260256
Could anyone explain me this sauron meme?
>>144260175
>>144259465
Is this from a side story?
>>144256229
>Implying Ram could even feel me after being rammed by the big clown dong for years
>>144259092
I don't think I have a choice in that matter
>>144260373
dai
su
ki...
>>144260432
Some anons think Subaru is going to become the big dark lord and evil by the end.
>>144260411
Impossible.
I will take responsibility and take care of the dughters
>>144260373
They're the same one, just the same as the broken Rem that's done everything she could have to protect the person she loves the most. They're all the same.
>>144260237
What does she smell like?
>>144259718
Calm down, Urist.
>>144260513
That'd be pretty good. I love fallen hero stories. You are emotionally invested by them and it actually makes you feel for them by the time they're dealt with.
>>144260546
Raw sewage
>>144260432
Its been prophesied
Reinhadrt is a hero, but can only be a hero
>>144260435
>false flag from remfags.
Someone called this out in that thread, btw
>>144260513
>that blask dim on subarus face
>with each death it becomes stronger
>it proceeds to cover more and more of his body
>one day it becomes so strong that even normal people see it
>subaru starts looking like a black figure
>>144260604
>>144260432
Subaru is bound to the Witch who destroyed half the world.The powers he acquires are associated with madness and corruption, and tend to result in the spread of further evil even when you try to use them for good. One of his powers is literally to make people go insane. He also recruits villains to his faction, even hiding their crimes from his other allies, simply because they're useful.
On top of that all, he decided to stand out by dressing in black instead of white.
>>144259550
They are shit
>>144260604
Why does Ram wear pitch black panties?
Is it Roswaal's favorite color?
>>144259180
>>144260587
His pixiv is so fuckin cringe, holy shit.
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=10143477
REAL DARKNESS
Ram & Rem are used goods
CLOWNED
>>144260694
CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>144260759At least he knows who best girl is
>>144260525
>perpetuating rem's shitty genetic lineage
Dude, that's disgenic as fuck. Impregnate Ram only and give the childs fro Rem to take care.
Quick! Post your cutest Emilia pics!
>>144260758
Slut!
>>144260839
>Emilia pics
>>144256229
>>144260839
>>144260839
>>144260839
>Emilia
>cute
Don't make me or Rem laugh.
>>144260909
>Shippers are too busy flinging shit at each other instead of loving these two cuties
>>144260839
>>144256229
pregnant anime rules! here's Haruhi knocked up.
>>144261007
It's damage control.
>>144260963
>>144260839
>>144261007
It's because we all know that there won't ever be a happy ending.
>>144261007
I only see one cutie there.
>>144260819
>not wanting to impregnate Ram
Are you a faggot or something?
Reading about Wilhelm's life makes me pretty sad, hopefully the extra gets translated.
>>144261007
Is it wrong to like both girls?
>>144261067
kaneki ending for subaru in season one.
All those in favour?
>>144261007
Drunk Emilia and Rem are god's gift to this world
>>144259293
That's actually not too bad.
>>144261129
>tfw being an Emilia and a Rem fag
Its alright anon, I'm with you
![[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.31_[2016.07.13_16.32.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jWqBxNl.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.31_[2016.07.13_16.32.01].jpg")
All girls are equal but Emilia is the most equal.
>>144260839
>>144256229
Is there anywhere to read the LN?
>>144260974
>>144256323
This.
>>144261186
>tfw EMTfag, Remfag, Cruschfag
Liking EMT in this arc is like suffering as much as Subaru.
>>144260559
>I love fallen hero stories
What is there, apart from Berserk and Helck?
>>144261129
I don't mind Emilia but I just, really don't want her to win. Plus the constant Rem bashing through episodes 1-13 caused me to have a deep seeded hatred for her.
>>144261233
Emilia Sanders, pls go
>>144261243
>>144260839
>>144261303
>tfw EMTfag, Remfag, Cruschfag
Are you me?
>>144260839
We all know Satella is best girl.
>>144261368
She's far too underappreciated.
>>144256229
did you took it from a stream site? its looks like
>>144261403
>>144261233
That is some commie shit right thereEmilia worst equal girl, Rem a best
>>144261320
This.
The rem is cuckquean, she's as ugly as an ogre, ditched in the streets, inferior genetics copypastas just drew a rift
>>144261243
>>144261329
Confident Emilia-tan!
>>144261421
I agree
>>144261166
>>144261320
Rem bashing? Emiliafags have always been a minority compared with Remfags, and prior to this week Remfags were the only ones actively shitting on Emilia and trying to start waifuwars.
Drop that victim complex now that emiliafags are more vocal.
>>144261262
Alright who fucked up? I mean I know my dick was confused too at first sight.
>>144261303
Does that stand for Ekidna Maji Tenshi?
>>144261101
That's what I said. Inseminate Ram for better genes and give the children for Rem to take care That way we ensure and stronger progeny with the best caregiver.
>>144261440
>>144260839
>>144256323
The superior choice
>>144261452
Those fucking copy pastas ruined everything.
Everyone respected each other until people started spamming that shit in every thread, half the thread was consisted of just that.
When will this sexy little strumpet come back?
>>144261563I also like her. I just haven't read the WN so I can't say for sure yet.
>>144261544
Fuck off, stinkyfags start shit everytime.
>>144261670
>>144261563
isn't that what Satella is supposed to look like?
>>144261674
>implying
>>144261670
That picture is ekida?
>>144261674
Said the /v/-tier shitposter with "le epic stinky meme xd"
>>144261670
Is this grown up Eu?
>>144261700
Satella is supposed to be a short haired Emilia.
>>144261674
>>144261544
Every
Fucking
Thread
What the fuck was Emilia thinking when she told Subaru to call her Satella in the very first loop?
That alone could have gotten her killed
>>144261774
That's the truth, though.
>>144261700
Ekidna's entire skin is white just like her hair. Her hair is also not not silver.
>>144261771
ebin
>>144261733
>meme
>>144261790
Now that I think about it, yeah it doesn't make sense. If Subaru blurted that out at the top of his lungs in a crowd some radical could've just decided to kill her.
>>144256229
Has he saved the show, everyone?
>>144261853
Even though Emilia caught you on the counter?
>>144261881
I'm loving him way more than I thought I would based on spoilers.
>>144261881
I'm afraid Puck stole his show
My maid Ram is so cute
>>144261931
>>144261931
looks fat
At daylight with Pack there? most likely they would run in fear.
>>144261774
There have been more than 13 Re:zero threads since the show aired, haven't seen them?
>Emilia
What does /a/ think of this man?
>>144261544
One True PairingCanon
>>144262015
Why do you guys call him Pack?
It's written Puck on the subtitles
>>144262069
>>144262069
He's a badass motherfucker who reminds me of my Blazblue main.
>>144262100
drunk slut
>there are people ITT that don't ship Subaru with despair
I'm still disappointed in all of you.
>>144261931
I actually prefer this outfit than pornlicious official one.
>>144262182
literally who
>>144262215
worst raildex
>>144262296
Absolutely horrid taste
>>144262100
That may be true, but I still won't stop complaining about how much I hate that pairing.
>>144261889
Wasn't me.
>>144259293
>3DPD
>>144261119
where are you reading the lns?
>>144262472
Some people can read moon you know.
>>144262100
>>144262348Subaru feels that it was because he showed to her his worst side and for put on her so many curses,that he have the obligation to tell her the truth.
"... Rem"
"Yes."
Rem respond quietly to the call from Subaru.
Subaru raises his head and look forward, to Rem's eyes.
Rem wait calmly and kindly for the answer from Subaru.
Is why Subaru, wanting to stay like the Natsuki Subaru that she love,
"-I love Emilia"
"-Yes"
Rem keep smiling with a comprehensive smile front Subaru's statement
Subaru follows, even understanding that it was cruel for the kind and the smile of Rem.
"I want to see the smile of Emilia. I want to help her to get a future. Even if she say that i am a nuisance, even if she don't want me close to her... i want to stay always by her side."
Subaru check again inside him, the feelings haven't changed even after receive Rem's feelings.
But, those fiery feelings were different from before.
" Expect to understand everything and wish something in exchange of my love to her.. is very prideful from me."
"..."
"It doesn't matter if she don't understand. Now i only want to help Emilia. I want to retrieve Emilia from that painful future that awaits her and take her to a place where everybody smile."
that's why,
"Would you help me do it?"
Subaru stretches his hand toward to Rem.
Subaru mentions to Rem that he is too weak to move alone without help and if she could be with him to help from now on, so do not miss himself.
Rem asks Subaru if it that the attitude to show off to a girl who he had rejected, Subaru mentions that he did not want to also say that in front of the girl who made his first declaration of love in his life.
>>144262548
C-can I get a source on the fanfiction? I'm not affiliated with the FBI, I swear.
>>144262784
Neck yourself
tfw emilia is satella's daughter from a different world
>>144262784
>>144262845
Stop false flagging this hard.
>>144262784
>>144262821
>/a/ has the same shit taste as reddit
What happened?
>>144262845
>>144262784
wtf i hate re:zero now
>>144262784
>browsing reddit
It's niconico video, retarded shitposter
>>144262548Subaru understood everything in that moment. He understood his big misinterpretation until now, that in what always had mistaken. Subaru thought that Rem was the only person that will accept everything about himself and his complaints while console his attitude.
But he was wrong. Rem was the only one, by contrary, that will never forgive him for his hollow attitude.
Everyone said to him to do nothing and nobody expected anything from him. However, Rem was the only one that constantly continued denying Subaru to fall in that temptation. The only one who kept saying stand up, to not give up, to save everyone.
Everyone expected nothing from Subaru. To Subaru that everyone had left, to him Subaru that even had abandoned himself, Rem was the only one that always kept in his side, the only one that will trust in him forever.
That was the curse that Natsuki Subaru had given to this girl.
You think too little of yourself Subaru
>>144262784
>>144262845
>>144262892
>>144262896
You disgusting stigma-creating false-flaggers. Kill yourselves.
>>144262845
Upvoted.
>>144262784
>>144262845
>>144262892
Can we get a public ban for this guy?
>>144263122
>>144263122
What the fuck are you even doing?
haha
>>144263122
>>144263160
Enough.
>>144263122
>Suffaru
>>144263162
>>144263174
>Currently having a mental breakdown cause you have reddit tier taste
wew
>>144262548
>>144262932
RIP in piec Remfags. BTFO as fuck.
>>144263258
>/a/ said it was shit taste so it must be true.
>>144263380
Nah i'll just continue to post ironically in hopes that i end up feeling on top for a small bit of self satisfaction.
I'm not a necrophillia soo...no
>>144256323
Can't I just have all 3 of them?
From the preview it was pretty clear that he was gonna ask for help, but things didn't turn out as expected or in his favor considering the expressions.
How exactly does he go about it that he can't even get a single one of then to help?
>>144259550
Haven't you played Dwarf Fortress?
>>144263569
>>144263619
samefag
>>144263258
>>144263380
>>144263569
>>144263619
unironically kill yourself shitposter
>>144263661
The fact that he actually would bend a knee to Priscilla is a turn off for her.
>>144263569
Nobody here really gives a shit about what anime reddit likes or dislikes so can you please fuck off.
>>144263569
>>144263619
Don't lump us together with those idiots. Those overhyping faggots are what making the threads worse and we actually want to prevent that.
>>144263258
You're right, how could we be so blind, no anime in history has ever been appreciated or discussed by more than one web site on the entire internet.
Thank you for saving us from the perils of liking the same things other people happen to like. Whatever would have happened to us if you weren't here to give us your enlightened opinions?
You should visit /v/, it's full of wise individuals with objective and reasonable views on taste much like yourself.
/a/ must hate anything remotely fun or interesting because redditors also feel the same
neo /a/ really is shit. I want to go back to 2010.
>>144263851
irony~
Where the fuck are the mods? Also,
>>144263732
That fucking retard of an OP just loves making a stigma. You never praise an episode unless it's only this guy.
>>144263851
/a/ is just really tsundere for reddit.
>>144263897
That's because /a/ is a whore
>>144263276
The hell are you talking about? He just basically said that Rem was too good of a woman for him.
What the fuck happened to this thread?
>>144263851
well most of them are autistic shitposters, but imagine, I bet some kids really have that mindset.
>reddit has lit board
>all classics are reddit tier shit
>>144263897
Fuck no
It's like being tied down and force fed sodium hydroxide and then when they stop they're like "Lol ur so tsundere"
>>144263976
It's over remfags. Wish yourself luck on the rebound. If there ever is one.
>>144264034
>It's like being tied down and force fed sodium hydroxide
Explain this analogy. I want to see your amazing thought process on how you came to the conclusion reddit is force-feeding us sodium
>>144263661
His hate towards Betelgeuse makes him not think straight basically, and also make everyone around him think that he only wants to destroy the witch clan and not really save everyone.
>>144264058
Hey man, you never know. I'm pinning my hopes on Rosewaal's warnings. As everything he says practically comes true.
>>144263984
The shitposters want to create a stigma by using reddit.
So in what episode does the catboy kill Subaru?
>>144264115
Don't take bait seriously, baka.
>>144263122
Shit like this is the reason why I can't browse reddit.
Are the light novel translations available somwhere online? I don't want to feed JewPress any of my hard earned money.
>>144264201
You're gonna have to.
>>144264195
What do you gain from this? Nobody takes this shit b8 seriously, go do something you enjoy
>>144264175
No that way later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oYy8Zxowb0
full ED when?
>>144263888
>mods
>saturday
This shitposter is pretty weak compared to one from "F/GO Shuten" thread
>~50 deleted posts
>>144264292
Ambiguous answer
>>144264195
Kill yourself, you are being baited under the stigma even though majority has been wanting them banned from the threads. You fucking idiots want to put even more shitposting into the threads by linking to reddit. And you are being a sheep to the shepherd that is bait.
