Psst, hey - hey you!
You wanna be a magical girl?
>do you want one measly wish in exchange for your inevitable death a few years later
nah m8
>Needing a mascot to become a magical girl
>Not being the princess of your own magical kingdom
Fucking plebeians
>>144221872
But boys can't be magical girls
>>144222152
You could if you wished for it?
>>144222239
But why would a contract cat come to a boy in the first place if he wouldn't wish to become a magical girl?
>>144222152
They can and they will.
>>144221978
Just need to get creative.
Ask for something like a TARDIS where the interior of the box is an exact replica of your universe with whatever powers you want, and while inside time doesn't pass in the real world causing no harm to yourself until you leave. Or a virtual simulation under the same premises.
>>144222285
Because there might only be boys left.
I would love to, but I'm not cute.
>>144221872
Yes please. I wish to become a cute magical girl who will retain my human appearing body and human mind, even if I become a witch.
>>144222152
in kampfer they can turn into girls...
Already am a magical girl, Coobey-sempai.
>>144221872
On one condition, I still get to be one in my 20's.
i want to graduate fro ma magical girl to a magical milf.
>>144222087
Why not both?
>>144221872
Do I want to become a magical girl? Sure! Sounds like fun.
Is there anything else to this arrangement that I should be aware of?
>>144221872
Yes. It has been my lifelong dream. But if you are the one giving out the contract I am wary.
>>144221872
Who would win in a fight, Illya or Madoka?
Illya:
>Miyu, Kuro, Rin, and Luvia are about to be killed
>she has access to all the cards
>she hasn't kissed Kuro for a full week
>her mom is watching
Madoka:
>is meguca
>just watched Sayaka and Mami die
>watched Kyoko get her ass kicked
>Homura is watching and told Madoka she loves her
>Kyubey is just doing fuck all
>>144229240
In what timeline? Madoka's power varies widely. And even then, we never really get to see a concrete demonstration of her power in anything like a normal fight, so it's very hard to say what she can actually do. I mean, does she have any ability beyond arrowspam? Who knows.
>>144221872
Does this mean that i have to cross dress? Because im never doing that again.
test
>>144229542
Essentially Madoka at her most powerful and Illya at her most powerful.
Madoka will not become a witch after fighting, however.
>>144230299
Madoka at her most powerful is theoretically god-level, so probably her
>>144222389
The magnitude of wish granted depends on the potential of the magical girl.
The only reason Madoka got a universe-altering wish was because she had god potential due to Homura's resets.
>>144221872
>do you want to be a little girl
Sure why not
>>144221872
only if i get to be a pretty girl
>>144221872
Of course I do! My wish is to become a cute magical girl!
>>144221872
No, but I wish to stick my dick into this innocent looking one!
>>144230328
She can only erase witches. A dying Homura blew her the fuck out. I'd think penultimate timeline Madoka could do.it though.
>>144222389
Yea, except witching out isn't based on time, but your emotional state. You'd be better off wishing for happiness for the rest of your life.
>>144221872
BUT IM A BOY!
