Wake up and see this lying next to you on your bed...
What do?
check for dick before raping aggressively
>>144207582
Make her eat my eggs
>>144207598
>He wastes time checking for a dick
Sodomize with extreme prejudice.
>>144207627
No point if it's not there.
>>144207582
2d girls aren't real so I don't know how this would even be a realistic situation
Retoree is fucking delicious
Call the police
>>144207598
Makes Literally no Difference.
>>144207582
If she makes that kind of face when she looks at me, I must somehow have turned into Cyan. Proceed to have hot scissoring
>>144207582
Throw her in the trash and watch Umaru chan
play this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
>>144207582
Wonder why im either' sleeping the wrong way in bed or sleeping at the halfway point in my bed
>>144207582
>Get your ass out of my face, trying to get some sleep.
>>144207582
Call police, have my gun ready in case it tries to forcefully give me it's STD's
>>144207582
How long has she been hovering her ass over me? Was she waiting like that the whole time I was sleeping or was she waiting for me to wake up before she started sticking her bum in my face. Either way she's probably invested a lot of time into this so I think if I didn't at least stick in a bit she'd get mad.
>>144207582
Remove glasses
Check if she can beat the D
>>144207582
I ask her politely yet firmly to leave.
Bed space is nothing to make jokes about.
>>144207582
>>144207582
Look for Cyan.
>>144207582
I get up and take a HUGE shit because that's what I do every morning
>striped pantsu.
Like having bread with no butter.
Boring.
Ask her to go doggy-style on my pussy.
I woke up net to her, that means i'm Cyan right?
>>144211042
Can I be Retoree
i would see how deep into her asshole, my tongue can go.
ps. i have that long ass gene simmons tongue
>>144207582
Call police
>>144207582
Touch her fluffy tail
Touch my fluffy tailnyaa
Bite the pillow
>>144207582
Bury my face in that ass.
>>144209880
>someone was butt blasted enough to make this image
>>144211835
Spoken like a true pedophile
>>144207582
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
>>144207582
Impregnate her
doggy girls get fucked doggy style
>>144207582
Realize she's trying to set me up for rape and skedaddle.
Don't trust these hoes.
>>144207582
Retoree is a great alchemist!
>>144207582
>"Who the hell let you in my cardboard box?!"
>"Get out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>>144214870
RETOREEEEEEEEEE
>>144207582
>rape
>>144212925
Sounds like she's a bitch.
>>144208551
The only right answer.
>>144208551
And then you netoree Retoree by going out with pink critikitty.
Kick her off. Dogs aren't allowed on the bed.
>>144218026
Hidoi.
>>144208101
It does
It makes sure there is another hole to stick in
>>144218146
How would it really differ?
>>144217550
Bitches ain't shit.
better not fart in my face
One thing's for sure. Her fluffy tail is for touching and hiding within.
