This is your cake for the nightor for life, if that's what floats your boat
I choose for life
>>144184525
>tfw both awful smokers
It'd be a short life for both of us but I'd still go in for life
>>144184813
> Life
Cakes are literally meant to be traded in for the newest models. They're like phones.
>>144187671
>He doesn't want to marry a christmas cake, and spend his life cuddling and gently bullying her
>>144187800
Yes, that is indeed a thing that neither I nor the other anon want to do. Very observant of you. You should try becoming a detective.
>>144185548
Well if it's Maya then I'll take her for life.
>>144187354
I wish real life was like this.
>>144187944
>neither I nor the other anon
you're not fooling anyone
>>144188231
But it actually isfor about 0.2% of the prettiest and most powerful men.
>>144184525
How pathetic do you be do want a christmas cake?
>>144188285
No, not really.
>>144188433
What's pathetic about wanting a womanyounger than you?
>>144188467
> He's never seen a man with hundreds of conquests
Silly goose.
>>144188725
Look, she's problem already been fucked dozens of times like any other female whore. You're just accepting used goods.
>>144188893
>conquests
>>144188893
>he can't pay attention to detail
Silly goose.
>Sensei end never
>>144188898
8man should end up alone.
>>144190442
>Should end up with best girl Sensei
Fixed that
Why is shota and cake the best combo /a/?
>>144191489
Because Older Lady /ss/ is a sacred thing
