>My parents are overseas
boku no pico
>both my parents are on a business trip at the moment
>>144176922
Perfect setting for my imouto eroge.
>>144176922
more like
>parents are written out of the story so the chracter can develop exclusively on his own thoughts and decisions
doesnt really matter if they're dead, overseas or sent to a alternate dimension
>>144177258
>I Was Sent to Another World and When I Came Back My Son Had a Harem, Dostedt Should I Do
>>144176922
>everyone's parents are at a gulag
>>144177706
perhaps
> my spouse is overseas but was manipulating these events all along
>>144176922
I always used to find it funny that in all the disney movies there is always at least one parent missing and then my dad died and I was all 'huh, I guess now I can relate to this...'
It was sort of amusing in a way.
>>144176922
>We are not related by blood
>*gulp gulp gulp* PUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>144177945
the funniest part of this story is that part whereI hope you're okay anon
>>144176922
>halfu
>absentee jap father / absentee white mother
Belief status:
[ ] SUSPENDED
[X] NOT SUSPENDED
>My family is rich and I live in a mansion ha ha
>background character has unusual hair color
>gets important later
>random foreign character of non Anglo descent
>their names make absolute no sense, it's not even stereotype tier it just flat out makes no sense like some Russian with a fucking Belgian name or something
>MC's best friend has influence and is a walking wikipedia
>he will never get a main girl
>The MC came from another world
>>144178398
Me on the far right
>hello MC, I know neither of us remembers it at the moment but we were actually childhood friends many years ago and we made a promise to get married when we grew up
>>144177855
quite intriguing
>>144178398
B-but it's a parody! ahah
![Mars of Destruction.mkv_snapshot_03.38_[2016.06.26_01.31.24].png](https://i.imgur.com/ELmcC7c.png "Mars of Destruction.mkv_snapshot_03.38_[2016.06.26_01.31.24].png")
>the whole show makes no fucking sense
>>144178398
>houki clone
Pfft
>>144178259
oh ya?
>>144178599
Literally the worst thing in the world.
>MC has a fight/match/test for a main girl against her father, rival or another main girl
>Everything is against him
>Can MC-kun overcome the odds and save/win/keep the girl?
>I'm a shitty abusive tsundere with no devlopment but i'm first girl so i win by default
>>144178774
Jhon census
>the main girl, which is also the inspiration for the title of the series, is absolutely irrelevant
>>144178930
to love ru?
>>144178774
>girl beats up the opponent for him
>princess carries the MC
>High school
>>144178252
>My name is ashitaka busquez
>HAYAI
>NTR
>moved out of town to go to a high school in the city
>>144179061
SERIOUSLY where's the fucking university shows?????
>>144178983
I had index in mind.
>>144179241
my dad that in the 1970s.
>>144179290
>did
>>144179257
Golden TIme
>>144179257
Japs don't like university because that's when they lose their last little bit of freedom.
>>144179290
are these your parents?
>>144178187
This makes sense though?
>>144178251
>Implying every character doesn't have an unusual hair color
>>144179626
Nah my old man is not some manlet little rat.
He was a handsome devil
>>144178719
Since i was little i always had a fascination toward those fucking clouds for some weird reason.
>>144178930
Akame ga kill
>>144178719
clouds are comfy though.
>MC is a irrelevant character
>MC first rival is someone important son of X character or top player or fighter
>the fight is in the first 3 episodes
>rival lose because MC used his best weapon
>rival is a jobber and a comedy relief for the rest of the show
>it's not that I like you or anything.... baka!
>>144179776
i wish the villain would stop being a pussy and fuck MC over after he's converted.
>"MC"-kun, I have something to tell you very important, really important very. You really need to hear about this because just like I said it's really really very important, you know. It's just 3 words so I'm going to say it fast, THREE-WORDS, just bear with me, okay? I lo---hazukashii! I'm sorry, it's just that I'm embarrassed and all. Okay, one more time, uhmm it's really really important, really important, just hear me out, okay?. MC-kun, I lov--"
>Gets interrupted
>>144180076
>about to FUCK
>gets interrupted
>girl trips
>MC catches her
>other girl shows up and thinks they're making out
MISUNDERSTANDINGS
>>144180292
fucking never watched 6teen ever again.
>>144178719
what kind of autism is this?
>>144180076
Alternatively:
>character looks puzzled/serious
>MC-kun, there's something I need to tell you
>what?
>n-nandemonai!!!
>changes subject
>MC doesn't ask for elaboration and simply instantly forgets about it
Fucking infuriating.
>>144179257
Tatami Galaxy
>Let's go to the beach
>What do you think of our swimsuits?
>D-Don't stare!
>mfw I'm still waiting a manga using the "My parents are DEAD overseas" cliche.
>>144180076
What's even worse is when she actually manages to confess but MC misinterprets like the faggot in Koe no Kotachi.
He interprets 'suki' as 'tsuki' and thinks she's talking about the moon, they didn't even get together in the end, total bullshit manga that should have stopped after the one-shot.
>>144180076
>>144180222
the worst part comes when after that happens the moment is forever forgotten and they never bring it back up again
>about to undress and fuck like rabbits
>interrupted
>oh well i guess we'll be never be more than friends now
>>144180538
>Girl gets caught in a "lewd" situation which is her fault anyway
>BAKA HENTAI
>>144180222
>about to fuck
>get interrupted for 27 years
>>144180703
>don't lock bathroom door while bathing
>MC enters
>see naked girl
>gets beat up for something that is not his fault at all
This is why I never read harems anymore
>>144178398
Megumi a shit
>>144180762
You forgot
>slips and landed on her boob
>>144180566
what?
>it takes place in Japan
![koe pv1.mp4_snapshot_00.27_[2016.07.15_03.49.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8OqMwbN.jpg "koe pv1.mp4_snapshot_00.27_[2016.07.15_03.49.51].jpg")
>>144180615
>that scene even makes it into the movie
My sides.
>>144180566
But anon, it would bedead in the water.
>>144180939
>It doesn't
>MC acts as if girls' naked bodies were made of radioactive magma spiders
>>144178719
I have never seen someone get upset about clouds bring a common occurrence in anime.
>Best girl never wins
>welcome to this magical alternate history world
>mention bunch weird ass made up nations
>international school in the middle of nowhere
>MEET MC WHO TRANSFERRED FROM JAPAN
Pffff hahaha oh man
>>144180762
This annoys me as well but do people really lock the doors when bathing? What if you have an accident and need people's help?
>White girl immigrant
>She's a refined weeaboo from europe
>british character acts like the fucking queen
>>144177258
At least Monogatari just flat out doesn't show the parents except for mamaragi with no explanation. They just aren't important.
>>144181358
You do if you're that bothered by being walked on.
>>144178719
Go see a doctor, this obsession over unimportant details is unhealthy.It's the reason why your father left.
>>144179533
But uni is way more fun than high school for Elevens. It's less focused on memorising shit, they don't have to go to juku, less tests and more writing papers (so less stressing when learning for a test). I often heard it said that it's the best time of their lives that they always remember fondly.
It's more because filthy otaku never went to uni and they can't relate.
>>144180615
Now I don't have to watch it, thanks.
>>144180939
>Hollywood movie takes place (at least partially) in America or has American characters
Gee, I wonder why.
>>144177965
THIS so much. the whole point of that fetish is relation.
>[anime theme sport] school team are losers and never won a match
>MC and his school friends/rivals join the team
>school team make it until finals against the best team of the city/prefecture/country
>>144179257
Welcome to the NHK.
Alternatively,
>girl walks in on MC while HE'S naked
>in middle of sentence
>dies
>>144181314
When has this happened?
>>144182230
>Baseball anime
>MC is the pitcher
>>144182345
To be fair, a Baseball anime where the MC was an outfielder or something would be boring as fuck, unless he happened to be good at batting or something.
>>144178719
this is like the reverse of those deviantart accounts that consist of just girls hogtied in cartoons and tv shows
>>144181977
jokes on you writing papers is fucking stressful for me
research papers are terrible
>>144176922
> my parents aren't at home because my mother keeps chasing for young studs and girls with big tits while my father is looking for and restraining her
>>144176922
>An obligatory flashback episode/chapter dealing with the rival/antagonist/etc.'s past and they went out of the way in an attempt to make the reader/viewers sympathize with said character
>>144182535
yeah, I guess some people don't like itI also hate itI just meant that they see the university years as the best part of their lives.
>>144182468
Are you implying that there is any possibility to present something serious about baseball that isn't boring as fuck? I have absolutely no idea how Murrica can keep this shit going
>>144182792
Make a show about the guys selling fast food during baseball games
>>144182833
4 minute episodes.
>>144179257
Genshiken?inb4 people begin to argue whether Nidaime is shit or not and I haven't read Nidaime
>>144176922
>My parents are dead
>>144182345
>baseball anime
>MUH KOUSHIEN
>>144179257
Honey and Clover
Nodame Cantabile first season
>>144178676
>>144178259 said main girl, notbestgirl.
>some love drama whatever animation
>the promotional material already spoils who wins the bowl
Come on japs really?
>>144182792
Anime baseball is way more intense than normal baseball though.
I was tense as fuck while reading the last few chapters of Rookies.
>>144181314
zero no tsukaima?
>>144180939
>it's not in English
>>144179257
There are some, just not much, because the average loser who can waste his parent's money for BDs never attended a university and wouldn't be able to relate or self-insert as easily.
>MC parents rich as fuck
>lives in commieblock
>>144180762
>mcs that don't knock
>>144181160
So much this.
>MC-kun pls look
>OHHH AHH YAMEEEETEEEEEEE
>>144179021
Nothing does this though?
>>144177995
>puh
>nic nic nic
>a
>>144178259
>>144183242
>you will never be carried princess style by your waifu
>Mc get's transported into an alternative world
>He is like 17 or some shit
>At one point someone offers him a beer or some other alcoholic drink
>B-But I'm still a minority
Are you fucking shitting me? You are living in a fantasy world!
>>144182984
Well, it was the biggest one and still is very popular. Anyway, isn't it more about accomplishment than the venue? Would you post
>muh Super Bowl
>Hurr durrr greentext thread complaining about anime cliche #324325776
Oh, never seen this thread on /a/ before.
Fuck off back to MAL/ANN.
>One of the character's parents is from Europe
>Blonde hair, blue eyes, almost certainly speaks English
>screaming while shot pans skyward
>>144183330
japs can't into foreigners.
>>144176922
>MC wakes up to find a girl from his harem snuck into his bed naked
>he freaks out like a little bitch
>he doesn't take advantage of the situation
>he doesn't give her his uncircumcised morning wood into her slutty chink maker hole
>>144183339
Eeeeh!?
>>144183325
No don't do it, my blade is feeling blood hungry right now! *sword starts glowing red* UH OH! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! *unsheathes sword* I'm sorry! I didn't want to do this! *decapitates you* I never wanted this!
>the only way to make a girl have any form of character development is through a guy, or with a haircut.
>it's got nothing to do with high school or high schoolers
>Hello, I'm 15 year old MC
>>144179061
When you're in highscool you can become anyone you can even met some alien princess from another world (and she will set you onto a better life course), after you've graduate you're done, you're just gonnna go on with your average life. It's the same everywhere, not just Japan.
>>144178930
Index?
>>144183300
Konosuba avoided this in like the first episode
>>144177965
>We are not related by blood
>both characters make an exaggerated wink towards the reader
>guy is best girl
>>144179241
>moved from the city to some hick town
>>144179848
Do people even still say this? In those exact words?
>>144178930
The girl in Big Order is irrelevant even if the show isn't called after her.
>it's a tvtropes thread
>artificially enhanced person in some sci fi
>said person is always completely mentally insane unstable not even fit to handle a damn spoon
>Oh I know lets give this person this ultimate super weapon
What a great idea
>>144183431
Love changes people
>>144183242I'm not gonna spoonfeed you
>>144180378
Can't really blame them since I never ask for elaborations either. Don't like to be pushy.
>>144181977
THEY'RE NOT ELEVENS
>future/alternate earth setting
>American Federation
>Asian Republic
>Europe
>Japan is it's own superpower autonomous nation
>>144183300
>>B-But I'm still a minority
Well, I doubt the world is teeming with refugees from other worlds, so he has a point.
>>144179628
Does it? What are the chances of a rich family sending their son to a shitty public school? And if they are the "you should mingle with commoners to better understand them" kind, then why pick one physically close to home rather that a high quality one near a rented apartment?
>european fantasy setting
>characters act like japanese people, using "san", "kun" "sama" and constantly bowing
>my parents are actually me
>>144183630
>Minority
Fuck I have no idea why I even wrote that. The fucking refugees are playing with my mind.
>>144183513
Your reaction image gave me ptsd from that convoluted and CGI filled anime. I need to listen to the opening for three hours to calm down because of you.
>>144183644
I read one of these the character was rewarded with a weapon at a black smith.
The black smith goes Oh this here is a great thrusting weapon.
Then hands him a katana
I bursted into complete laughter
>only you have the power to save the world
>NEET mc
>Has consistentely proven to not have ANY social skills, or any other redeeming qualities.
>Doesn't even try to open him/herself to others
Somehow gets a horde of models from the opposite sex to lust after him/her.
This is why most harem shows and shoujos are shit.
>the main cast never visits the beach at least once
>my parents are dead
>>144183242
Onidere somewhat does it
>>144183614
>don't use my slave name
>>144183628
>Japenese high school gets to be its own country
>Takes place in school
>Characters are bland and boring
>Adaptation of LN
>Made by KyoAni
>Fans praise it as the second coming of Jesus Christ
>alien invasion, major cataclysm, 69 impact, Magic gate appers or something similar takes place as always in Japan
>>144182327
>She still hits him regardless
>"S-stupid! I didn't know you were in here!"
That Awakening support with FemC still makes me mad.
>>144183578
Yes
But is not ok to have it be the ONLY way a character changes.
>>144183628
>"Remember how we all tried to kill each other multiple times? That sure was fun! Let's unite now!"
Props to Heavy Object for a believable (believable doesn't mean "realistic") world map.
>>144183814
That's fine though. "Schoolgirls Without Borders".
>the entire premise centers around characters being tasked with killing each other
>no one dies and everyone gets a good end
>>144181314
Makes more sense than
>transfer students from America and half of Europe
>all speak perfect Japanese
>all bombshells
>all want plain manlet MC's dick
>boring friend who exists to allow main characters to do exotic and expensive things
>It's a nother MMO anime
>MC faggot, NEET and beta gets all the hot babes
>"Because he's nice"
>Kill people in the show
>Constantly remind others of the threat of death
>Nobody important dies
>Or alternatively, everyone important that has died gets revived.
>no one is allowed to defeat anyone until the end, new idiotic reasons for fights to be interrupted or contrived ways to seal/release character's powers are constantly invented
>>144178719
Now this is autism if I've ever seen it.
>>144183733
>there is a beach AND a pool episode
CHOOSE ONE
>>144181371
>white girl immigrant
>ALWAYS has blonde hair and blue eyes
>>144183390
>teen boy
>has an opportunity to have sex
>doesn't
For what's left of realism after that, a space pirate can ram his ship trough the wall of his house and recruit the MC for his crew.
>MC's edgy friend surrounded by 10/10's
>>144184072
I can self insert to that
>>144183974
>not having a beach, pool AND hotsprings episode.
>incident from XX yrs ago
>>144183628
Oceania, Africa and South America will never be relevant.
>>144181382
They're like cops or something, aren't they?
>>144184109
>self inserting
>EVER
This is why people see NTR or other shit where not even the MC sees it.The threads in /a/ are hilarious when this happens
>>144184147
>onsen episode
>MC's friends try to peep
>>144184192
>Oceania
What's that you mean straya capital of shitposting and kangaroos right?
>>144183449
I thought this was bullshit too until I remembered an underclassman in high school who looked like he was in his goddamn 20s.
>>144184157
>1X years old
>20XX
>>144184157
>we we're destined to marry 1000 years ago in alternate timeline
>MC has a overly exaggerated perverted best friend
>>144178719
>people mad at cloud formations that common appear in Japan also appear in anime that takes place in Japan.
>>144184157
JUNENMAE
>OP starts thread with 3D
>nobody says anything
It's over, /a/ lost.
>>144178719
I love these fluffy clouds, they just scream summer.
>>144184052
You forgot: outgoing, good looking, speaks the language almost perfectly, huge tits.
American harem anime would be so boring.
>guy walks in on girl in the bath
>"Oh shit, my bad" and walks out
>guy accidentally falls on girl and gropes her boob
>"Oh shit, my bad" and helps her up, maybe slaps her on the ass as a show of good sport
>guy goes to the beach with girl
>"Hey, you guys look great!"
Conversely, a series about an American transfer student in a generic harem anime where everyone over-reacts to situations he finds only slightly embarrassing would be hilarious.Oh fuck that's been done before, hasn't it?
>>144184448
>>144183242
not true
>>144184479
>tfw i have anime clouds folder
>>144184523
Every American character ever
>>144184227
What is this, the 80's? It should be:
>girls molest each other and make sure to speak loud the boys hear about how their breasts have grown
>proceed to peep the boys and enjoy the boners they caused
>it's placed in sengoku/edo/meiji period
>>144184601
I have seen like two American male characters in a high school setting at it was BL anyway.
>>144184523
Not as the MC, always side characters.
>>144179257
Hen Zemi :^)
>really bad plot twist which exist for no other reason than shock value
>you can re watch the earlier parts 1000 times this is no foreshadowing whatsoever
Is so difficult to make 1-2 ambiguous scenes which you then puzzle together next time you watch it
>near future
>still using flip-phones
>>144184753
That's just Japs for you.
>>144184523
If it does already exist, I hope the American guy's dialogue consists of a lot of engrish words to shout out like
>GUREATO
> NAISU
>>144184548
You my nigga
>>144184753
>>144184523
>>144184753
Flip phones are cool m8
>>144184801
Shit, I knew I was forgetting something.
>>144184804
yeah
>>144177965
>character keeps getting caught in alleyways by thugs
>character just constantly attracts danger in general
>>144184523
OK, guys, help me here, does this exist or do I have it from a dream or some shit, so basically this
Conversely, a series about an American transfer student in a generic harem anime where everyone over-reacts to situations he finds only slightly embarrassing would be hilarious.
>several college/HS aged people live in a boarding house
>girl exits bath
>lets the gaijin-kun in since using the same water is a thing Japs do
>it's one of those retarded no space to spare + green Jap baths that look like a box
>gaijin-kun tries to get in
>doesn't quite fit since he's a tall American guy
>slips
>gets stuck in that glorified bucket with his head underwater
>meanwhile
>oh no, X-chan, you let gaijin-kun use your bath?
>I bet that pervert will drink you bath water! (an actual thing Jap perverts do)
>No way! Gaijin-kun isn't like that
>enter gaijin-kun
>Holy shit! You won't believe what happened! I almost drank half the water in the tub!
>IIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAKA HENTAI etc.
why is anime/mangos such shit?
>>144176922
>My parents are overseas
>My childhood friend/neighbor wakes me up everyday
>I treat my childhood friend/neighbor like my imouto
>>144184644
It's like all their recent history before the overt nationalism and WWII (which they are trying to forget). The periods span 1467-1912 (with Azuchi-Momoyama period (1568-1603) in the middle, but this one is also very common in fiction). It's not really strange that it's a popular theme in their fiction.
>>144178719
>character wakes up at 5am to make himself a traditional japanese breakfast
>>144185024
It's fucking trash we seriously need a new hobby.
>>144184935
Fuck off to your containment thread.
>>144184970
>Gaijin kun wears flip flops inside people house/apartment
>WAAAAA BAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAA
>>144184903
>tfw even Newgrounds shit from 10 years ago is better than half of the shit the Japanese dating sim industry pumps out
Why do they care so little, /a/?
>>144180615
Wait they dont get togehter in end?
>>144185146
>wearing flip flops
Id rather get hit by a mule.
>>144185146
It's OK to wear clean footwear in house though, as long as you don't use them outside.
>>144185197
Nope, she fucks off to Tokyo and leaves MC behind.
>>144180076
Has the MC ever told the source of the interruption to fuck right off and let the girl finish.
>>144185297
I'm glad I'm not reading this piece of shit.
>>144184548
>tfw I have an anime traffic cone folder
>>144185383
In hentai. They're not very open about sex in Japan, so no chance of shit like this in normal anime.
>>144185196
Newgrounds dating sims were actually pretty good, hentai can't get me off as well as newgrounds shit can.
>>144185141
What containment thread?
>>144180076
>Japanese truck hits the party
>>144183449
There was actually a guy like this for me in school so I cant even complain.
>>144185196
They took stuff from actual Japanese artists and traced them. Look at MnF.
>>144185474
It's actually hilarious how vanilla hentai is more engaging than a dragged out shoujo/harem shitfest.
>>144185091
EAT YOUR HAMBURGERS APOLLO
>>144181977
>It's more because filthy otaku never went to uni and they can't relate.
This
Plenty of people go to high but few go to uni. It isnt worth the risk and there arent any gains for it
>>144178398
I have a weakness for blonde flat-chested tsunderes, help me.
>>144184903
That oneshot was great
>>144185602
I have the perfect solution for that.
>>144185565
More cock, less tease
>MC looks to other characters for confirmation
>cycle through all 12 characters as they grunt and nod in approval
>During a hot summer day, transfer student Mainu Kurakateru finds love on the beach: a sexy blonde (japanese) girl named Ai Interesutu, who invites him to her pool party.
>But things don't go as expected... Mainu gets cryptic messages on his cellphone, that clearly say an evil power is after him and to stay safe.
>And it's later that night, at Ai's pajama party, that he discovers the true intentions... of YANDERE GIRL...
>>144183242
Girls Of The Wilds I think, but it's pretty shit
>MC not knowing shit about anything so we can get cheap exposition lectures
>exposition in form of completely unnatural dialogues
>info dumps, grand speeches and strategy meetings in the middle of the fight
>talking mid-attack
>beam/sword struggle with mandatory dialogue
>talk no jutsu in any form
>Characters attempt to make a baby
>Die from nose-induced blood-loss
And that's why the Japanese birthrate is so low.
>main character says his girl was born on a ray of sound
>>144183630
>>144183672
technically its the age of minority
>>144183449
well I had a full beard by 8th grade and the rest of my classmates followed at 10-11 so its reasonable
>>144186346
I'm quite certain you didn't have the face of a 26 year old.
>>144178930
girl-chan in paradise!
>>144185091
How do they find the time to clean all those dishes?
