>someone knocks on your door and you open it
>See this
What do you do?
Invite her in for a bowl of eggs
>>144131119
"Who are you"
>>144131240
A homeless qt
>>144131119
I'd say 'yes? Can I help you on something?' or something like that.
>>144131119
Don't be stupid, OP. I wouldn't answer the door, I'd just pretend I'm not home.
>>144131752
This
or just open fire right away. How dare they enter my property
>>144131119
>cute girl with no home suddenly shows up at a shut-in's apartment
Totally safe
Offer her a cup of tea and tell her I have time to talk about our saviour Jesus Christ?
>>144131119
Offer her some eggs.
>>144132253
She doesn't look drunk.
>>144131119
rape
>>144132352
>Deleted
But why?
>>144131168
>>144132253
>>144131168
>>144132253
Does she have to eat all the eggs?
>>144132417
is the shit quality of those eggs a part of the joke
>>144131119
Ask her why she's wearing a tie.
That knot looks like fucking shit.
>>144131119
>Finally I have some purpose for those roofies I still have around.
"Come in and stay over."
>>144131752
This
>>144131119
Sorry, I don't take in homeless boys.
Come in, don't just stand there.
>>144131119
"Uh, hi."