If your waifu wanted you to eat her poop would you do it?
Fuck no.
If there is some kind of reward, then maybe.
>having a waifu that poops
off yourself
Yes. Checkmate, waifuism.
>>144101406
I mean I Would tongue punch her fartbox, if that's what you are insinuating.
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>>144101533
Who's your waifu?
>>144101406
probably not
I would eat her poop even if she didn't want it
No but I would love to shit on her face
>>144101406
Hell yea i would
Even for free
I wouldn't eat her poop, but I'd feed her well enough until she starts shitting long, solid logs. Then I'd record her squatting a few big ones and masturbate endlessly to reversed edits of the videos.
>>144101406
Girls don't poop you fucking idiot.
>>144101406
Fuck yeah! I'd love to chow down on Rory's creamy loli shit!
Nami is too normal to want me eating something like that, so I don't think this applies to me.
>your waifu will never shit on your chest
Just for fun? Maybe a little bit, but that seems unsanitary.
If there was a more important reason, I'd do anything for her.