>twf not enough rape scenes of this qt wizard girl.
you have no power here bitch!
fokin lucky goblin bastards!
>>144079446
>Not posting the scene of her getting raped.
You are shit OP.
>>144079954
forgot image
All I want is filter thoses edgy mangas so I can pretends /a/ isn't filled with 12 years old, why don't you fags never use a proper title?
>>144079989
her emotionless expression knowing she can't do shit turns me on.
>>144080096
you mad cuz u ain't the goblin.
>>144080096
Its not just edge, goblin slayer-kun comes in and saves the day at the end.
>twf GS mercy killed her instead of pounding that hot defenseless body
is GS a faggot or something?
>>144080263
GS doesn't likes sluts.
>>144080450
so d-did she actually enjoyed it? you know...
>>144080096
This. Even Dungeon Seeker is better than this piece of shit.
You tell them, anon.
>>144080174
>>144080187
Whatever, please just put "goblin" somewhere in the OP next time. Everyone will be happier.
>>144080513
Cultural enrichment? Everyone eventually enjoys gob dick. My chinese cartoon porn told me so.
Goblin Slayer is the Hero we deserve.
He's saving all the maidens with his Goblin hate boner.
>>144080513
Women can't beat the dick.
>>144080096
>WAAAAAAAAH IT'S EDGY BECAUSE RAPE
>>144080647
Removing gob is better than sex.
>>144080647
>Will you save me if I got assaulted by goblins?
>Yes
>Even in my dream?
>...Yes
Savage
>>144080558
>you will never be this salty and post this exact post in every GS thread
>>144080647
How did she got raped?
>>144080775
>Not being happy rekting every faggot by telling them to read a masterpiece that is Dungeon Seeker
>>144080700
It's just another crap fantasy LN trying to seem smart by deconstructing classic tropes, it'll never be anything of value so it relies on useless edgy stuff to stay relevant. It's the kind of shit I wouldn't have on my shelf if it was gifted to me because I'd be afraid someone would think I like thoses shit book. There's literally nothing wrong with censoring everything related to it, and I don't think anyone over the mental age of 16 years old could actively defend them
If you disagree with me keep in mind you're the reason /a/ is shit so any superior tastes you think you might have is wrong.
>getting overpowered by Goblins
Goblins are weak ass midgets, evem 12 year old niggers are more dangerous than they are
>>144079954
>>144080174
>>144080573
>>144080700
>supporting Goblins
Manlets get out
>>144081053
Fuck you, goblins have a rich and vibrant culture. They're the nicest monsters you'll ever meet and all they want to do is be friends with you're waifu.
#goblinlivesmatter
>>144080934
we're not talking about tokyo ghoul here m8.
>newbies that charged in against impossible odds and failed
>leader of a decent party strained her party member and failed
>call it "bad luck"
This is some quality writing.
I wanna do lewd things to this Lizardman
>>144080713
True that
#NotAllGoblins
Why women are so fucking stupid whether it's in real life or fiction?
>>144081246
Stop shilling your trash Isekai nobody wants to read.
>>144081132
He a good gob
He dindu nuffin
>>144081307
He was trying to distance from his rapist past
>>144081306
>trash Isekai nobody wants to read.
Exactly, fuck goblin slayer.
Dungeon Seeker is better than that, see>>144080558
>>144080812
Ambush
>>144081345
Dungeon Seeker IS trash from just those 2 pages
>Enemies being ranked by S
>ow I defeated the demon lord who was only S rank but this dumb bug is SSS
>Pew Pew Pew my guns so good
It's trash. You're trash. Here's your last (you) for you.
>>144081435
But I thought you're searching for quality writing?
>>144081407
I mean she's a high ranking adventurer(gold or platinum can't remember) right? She won't go down that easily.
DOMO
I'm really getting tired of all those shock values first chapters.
At least it's not another isekai.
>>144081822
>hooked the readers with monster rape
>no longer happens later on
That's some jew stuff.
>>144080263
>Goblin Slayer
>Fucking a bitch filled with goblin semen.
Anon pls. You can't expect GS to do some disgusting shit like that.
>>144081973
>Fucking a bitch filled with goblin semen.
I believe the goblin didn't even cum yet. GS arrived immediately at the start of wizard rape.
>>144081864
>That's some jew stuff.
elaborate.
>>144082206
Author baits people with grittiness before turning it into another generic jap power fantasy manga
Like Overlord
>>144082165
She looks like the usual rape victim expressionless we see in every rape doujinshi after they fill up the slut
>>144082165
It doesn't matter. To GS, if a goblin dick was inside you, you already have goblin STDs.
>>144080590
>>144081012
>>144081246
>>144081345
>>144082137
Haha holy fuck you are so mad
>>144082239
read more edgy shit
it's the look of shock from being injured fatally and about to die
>>144081053
that's why they attack in swarms and uses poisoned weapons
>>144082239
maybe because it's the shock factor
>got stabbed
>overconfident guy was eaten in front of her
>chink girl was raped in front of her
she had no idea that she would experience these kind of things.
>>144081185
dat elven booty
>>144081185
So.. who's going to get rape next? Place your bets faggots!
I'd go for the elf.
>>144082524
Too much gween tea.
>>144082165
good thing you checked
>>144082556
Hands up Gob-chan!
>no new chapter
Stop making threads
>>144081179
Let's be completely honest here unless your name is Goblin Slayer or he's standing next to you there's only two options; death or the dick.
Only difference between him and any other fantasy LN hero right now is that he's not from Japan.
>>144082618
can Chino defeat goblins?
Caught up to Re:Monster. Started feeling that the MC is getting too OP and a hypocrite for banging the elves first and keeping the human girls for himself.
>>144081053
Ladies and gentlemen, this kind of mentality gets you killed by the gobshites
Don't be like this anon
>>144082524Lizardbro
Anyone wants to come to slaughter some goblins with me and my cuties? Just bring your longsword to that small cavern and relax, goblins arent a big deal. Its fun!
Our monk can beat then in hand to hand while i swing my sword. We have this hot mage chick and our priest girl, to heal all the minor wounds we could get. But we wont get any, cause they are just goblins!
If you see a faggot in armor acting as he is hot shit and counting tell him to fuck off. Im off with my bitches.
Peace off
>>144080096
>>144080934
>edgy
This buzzword is really annoying.
>>144084511
Seems they'll let anyone be adventurers these days
At least tell me you know the difference between ghouls and alghouls
>>144080558
This is probably the worst manga I ever saw.
>>144081053
Even in forgotten realms there are goblin tribes that can be a formidable challenge even for a high level adventurer. Tribes that can form armies that can fight on par with civilized races.
>>144084731
>the worst manga I ever saw.
>Dungeon Seeker
>>144080263
He got childhood friend with cowtits
>>144081179
>"bad luck"
Lurk more.
>>144085104
>childhood friend
>cowtits
Goodbye slayerbowl
why the qts
WHY
>>144085577
I love imagining the disappointment her family would feel once they realize what happened to her. They probably wouldn't even be able to look her in the eyes, knowing that she was defeated and raped by such lowly creatures.
>>144080558
>SSS level
>before this, I was also living a normal high school life in japan.
Did they just stop trying?
>another series with some frantic gob removal
I just cant get enough gob murder
Enough with this anti greenskin racism.
Goblins don't even have dicks for Mork's sake.
>>144086763
This reeks of fucking heresy
>>144079446
The manga showed us flash backs of the adventurers past.
Clearly as a tactic to humanize them and to make their deaths all the more brutal.
The pasts themselves were generic.
Even knowing that, it still tugged at my heart to watch them die/suffer a fate worse then death.
>>144087153
Serves them right for being dumber than a bag of dicks.
Monk didn't deserve any of it though
>>144087301
>dumber than a bag of dicks
That was the point and it adds a level of kicking defenseless kittens to their deaths.
>>144087301
Did Monk-chan have a crush on the hero wannabe faggot? Poor girl.
>>144087301
>>144087644
Monk deserved to be raped and worse. She underestimated the goblins like the other two retards. The only smart one was the cleric, she wanted to make a plan but this retards didn't listen. I'm glad she survived that.
>>144087644
Unlikely. She's the one that calls him out for flailing around like an idiot
>>144086047
Her family is dead. That's why she went off to see the world.
Or did you mean the mage?
>>144087301
I think we're all forgetting that inexperienced fools is what you start at until somebody teaches you about things. Those adventurers that taught swordsman should have given him actual practical advice once he/she started to get older.
>>144087872
>The only smart one was the cleric
>healed tank over DPS
>stands still while mage gets shanked
>doesn't know that goblins use poison despite living in a church full of goblin victims
yeah ok. monk was the only one with any level of competence
>>144087872
>only smart one was the cleric
>ended up not being able to save anyone let alone heal properly
>sympathetic to baby goblins
She actually deserved to be raped the most.
Maybe it'll happen one chapter.
>>144088919
>monk was the only one with any level of competence
Because not wanting to make a plan shows any level of competence
This only proves how delusional you're, you probably are one of these faggots who self inserted as the Monk and then cried tears of anger when she got raped because of her stupidity.
>healed tank over dps
She never did that
>stands still while mage gets shanked
The whole party was unexperienced, so that's a expected reaction when things go bad. But this could have been avoided if they made a plan like cleric suggested.
>doesn't know that goblins use poison despite living in a church full of goblin victims
Implying
>>144089418
stop self inserting as the cleric
Priestess only have minor heal? What is the point in having healer which only can heal a single hp point 3 times a day?
What's with all this goblin shit coming out of Japan suddenly anyway?
Did they suddenly find out about other western monsters?
Also why do they always have this in Europeish settings?
China, India and Japan all have monsters and magic users.
But whenever there is a setting in Asianish settings, monsters are portrayed in a positive light with Humans being the real monsters kinda shit.
>>144085577
because you still didn't kill yourself so you could reincarnate and save them. Be ashamed.
>>144089827
I don't know about Japan but according to Chinese mythology, the heaven was ruled by monster, beast and demons before the human gods took over. They have a genocide built into their background
Are we really going to continue creating so much threads about this chapter?
You really want /a/ to hate this series so soon? All is jolly cooperation and laughs now but this way these threads will soon flooded with shitposting.
>>144090118
It's fun. When something gets this much attention, all sorts of people join in.
How does /a/ feel about guilds?
>>144090190
>all sorts of people join in.
Is that a good thing?
>>144089944
Considering how the Chinese act.
It isn't surprising
>>144080934
>It's just another crap fantasy LN trying to seem smart by deconstructing classic tropes, it'll never be anything of value so it relies on useless edgy stuff to stay relevant
The problem though is that they don't do that. If these works kept the edginess through all the series would be great, but usually they go edgy at the begining to look different then they remove the edgy part and become actually generic fantasy thing.
I wish more works rally relied on edgy stuff, because usually they forgot it after a couple of chapters.
>>144090200
I personally like them when the partners are competent and helpful.Watch out for the Kirito wannabes, your question attract them
>>144081294
Last page is unnecesary, it totally kills the climax , it should end at the "only good goblin is a dead goblin" for impact reasons
>>144089822
Better than nothing. Priests are always useless in the beginning and can only get stronger through experience so you need to bring one for the long term benefits.
>>144084731
I can't really say if it was bad or not, but certainly it has a terrible start. So bad that makes you drop it really fast
I dropped it after 5 pages. 4 and a half actually, because I glared at next one and saw MC was being bullied in highschoole didn't bother into reading more.
What kind of incompetent adventurers get killed by fucking gobulins baka
>>144090496
The answer is obvious anall female party
>>144090496
This kind of mind is what got them killed.
>>144088919
>>144089418
If it was poison she could have healed it. She didn't know they used shit for inducing sepsis which apparently requires a different spell.
The church full of goblin victim's thing is underselling it. The head priestess of where she lived was apparently a goblin victim which is why she's blind.
Monk wasn't against any planning. She just was too easily swayed by listening to the "experienced" sempai swordsman and his oh so grand experience. She probably probably didn't expect to be 5x more useful at extermination than he was.
GS already said that the party was outright screwed from the beginning since hobgoblins and shamans were there.
>>144089822
They didn't bother to wait long enough for her to change her spell selection nor did they tell her any relevant info on what they need to heal so she left it on her standard setup. Sepsis apparently fucks up any attempt at healing and the spell to remove it sounds like a save for massive emergency once you're higher level sort of thing.
>>144090333
She would have been useful vs regular wounds as it's difficult for goblins to do real damage normally.
>>144090496
Lv 1 freshly made characters shouldn't know enough to be competent in the first place.
That wizarding school needs an elective adventuring course or something.
>>144090200
Did nothing wrong
>>144090604
>Squishy mages and priests not wearing armor
>Women adventurers exposing as much skin as possible
>Mage has no plan for close combat
It's like all my autism triggers combined senpai
>>144090496
>May be you could clean the rats in the brewery basement
>Fuck no! I better enter in this random cave
>Vampire mater: Who is there?!
Me an anyone who played Skyrim (You know its true)
WE ARE JAPANESE GAH-BOO-LIN
They deserved it.
>understimating goblins
>skin reveal armors
>no tank
>noob rank only team
>only 1 or 2 torchs
>monster rape is only used to gain attention
>never ever occurs in the rest of the story
>>144090325
Hes still counting, so he dont hesitate about killing even children.
>>144091035
>children
Those aren't child's anon, but scum
>>144090496
Everyone who is outnumbered and flanked?
Pic related.
>>144090942
The popess was raped and a group of steel ranked got captured and raped later. They just stopped happening "on-screen" but manga may choose to depict it
>>144090333
even for 1st level cleric it is possible to have 1 - 3 light heal spells. She dumped all her stats into charisma/constitution or something?
>>144090658
0-tier spells useless no matter the setup. She was dead weight.
>>144090200
Guilds are the backbone of any feudal economic system. Considering how true professional armies seem to be a rarity in these settings, a mercenary or adventurer guild would go a long way towards providing protection to settlements far away from their lords' capitols.
>>144090658
cure poison is like 4-tier spell, she only can cast 0-tier.
>>144090812
>even using torches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiuHr5YVJBI
D&D is full baka.
>>144091351
Goblin slayer mentioned some (presumably t1) spell she should have selected instead and I thought you could have 1 t1 spell at lv 1 but adventurers are naturally not going to be minmaxed enough to get that i guess?
So the end result is that i thought she had 3 t0 and 1 t1.
>>144091665
Doesn't look like she has 1-tier spells. Or she wasted it/them before forming a party, because she used minor heal on mage.
>>144090767
This has never happened to me in Skyrim.
>>144090767
>skyrim
>ever killing you when you go into a random cave
The enemies are scaled for fucks sake.
>>144088666
>Hello Wizard Academy, we regret to inform you that the graduate you placed high hopes on was brutally raped and murdered on her first goblin slaying excursion.
>>144090812
>>144090737
How should a mage dress to satisfy anons?
If mages could walk through the dungeons in full plate every mage would use it but they can't, if you can only bring a tunic or fabric clothing anyway better to use a cute tunic
>>144092664
There are some places with fixed level enemies through all the game, I remember finding a fucking Draugh Overlord with ebony hammer at lv 2
>>144092664
The enemies scaled to a point, and some had a ''minimum'' level they would appear at. Certain boss enemies, like master vampires and Dragon Priests, would be damn difficult for a low-level character.
>>144092763
Usually, casters are discouraged from wearing heavy armor because it impedes their casting of spells with somatic (magic handwavey and gestures) components.
>>144092938
Wearing leather armor could be a good start, also training with a short sword too.
Mages that are competent as a melee fighter usually are more successful.
>>144092836
>tfw had two dragons attack me.
>One dragon killed the other.
>I killed the second dragon and it died on top of the other dragon.
>tfw Skeleton Dragon bone sex.
Skyrim was a riot sometimes.
>>144093135
source:your ass
In most settings that aren't Dragon Age, spellswords and Magic Knights sacrifice casting power and amount of learnable spells for better survivability and versatility.
>>144092763
Chainmail generally only works if you're a bard as otherwise your spells start having fail percentages like >>144092938 said.
A cleric/priest is an exception in that they can be melee oriented and wear heavier armour.
>>144093135
>Mage competent as a melee fighter
Stop it with the stupid jokes. Mages can't even win against a fucking housecat 1/3 of the time.
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=912
There is no hope in going the strength route.
>>144081185
>elfbutt
She must have balls of steel to go fight goblins wearing something like that
I JUST WANT A DARK SOULS ANIME.
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
>you will never fuck a female goblin
>>144093449
Goblin Slayer anime in 2-3 years
If it comes earlier I'll eat my words
>>144093614
It will literally come out next year.
>>144093747
Source: your mum's arse
>>144080934
WAAAH people like something I don't like WAAAH, violating my safe space WAAAH
>>144093747
Not enough material for next year. Not enough breeding material for next year.
So will GS fuck cow girl? Rape was presented in the story so implied sex wont be much troubleno?
>>144093986
>Will GS fuck Cow GirlHe's not interested in having sex.
Also have this pic.
I just want to watch more qt girls getting raped and murdered.
Recommend me some manga that has this.
>>144093614
By madhouse, mark my words.
>>144094350
Thrash
Berserk
Look it up yourself. Its not hard to find rape.
poor monk-chan ;_;
>>144094836
She had it coming.
>>144094836
>gets raped on her first quest
>>144094836
>local martial artist not so tough after losing to the cock
I wish Goblin Slayer was Orc Slayer instead I like to think of goblins as weak little miscreants more akin to gremlins or wimps and you just go fuck off gobshite and he cries and gets his big bro Orc who only has enough brain cells to rape, pillage, and plunder but he's like 230cm tall and built like Brock Lesnar.
I also don't like the idea of big goblins unless they're a century old and obese.
>>144094981
this is deconstruction of goblin genre... goblins are strong and their culture is rich
>>144082416
>Attacking in swarms
>Poisoned weapons
Jeez, I wonder who could be behind this
>>144084771
>On par with civilized races
I don't think so
>>144095180
In my head that's not the case. Orcs are an advanced evolution of pigmen. Just as pig organs and flesh are compatible in some ways with humans so are orcs with humans, as they can breed Half-Orcs who are more cunning and intelligent.
>>144093985
Jesus
>>144096013
Elves are breedable.
>>144093985
Obviously the anime would be based on the LN not the anime so there would be material
I can see a grounds for goblin/orc genocide if they are capable of cross breeding with humans. Last thing you want is some demigoblins running around, leading the rest to more mischief.
Wait, *are* these goblins capable of cross breeding?
>>144096225
Anon there isn't enough material for anime right now.
Give it 2-3 years before we get a full anime.
>>144094350
Trash.
Although the rape is almost inexistent in the first 5 volumes, just some pannels here and there but from half vol 5 onwards is the rape festival, every single new girl including the main characters are raped in gruesome ways.
Cute orcs when?
>>144093985
>>144096013
such fine booty
>>144096198
>breeding with elves
For what purpose? for having bastard halves with no value at all? You can't consider those things your sons and if they born females are just not elf enough to enjoy them but you can't sell them either.
Elves are for sex only, if something put them to breed with other elves when you are tired of them so in the future you can have new fresh elves
>>144079446
>that when feel
>>144096198
>2000 years old and still a virgin
Elves must be the equivalent of panda's in this universe. It's not rape if it's an elf, it's wildlife conservation
>>144095333
>Orcs are an advanced evolution of pigmen
The other way around, pigmen diverged from orcs and became their own species.
>>144096544
Anon calm your shit.
We all know you want a cute elfu as your waifu waiting on you to get home to give you dinner.
>>144096268
As far as we can tell they exclusively reproduce via raping females of other species.
>>144087153
This.
This is the reason why I think this manga is the perfect example of "edginess", the author basically show their generic past just before killing them. At this point I can only ask WHY?
Love this flick tho.
>>144096544
>It's not rape if it's an elf
>it's wildlife conservation
>>144087153
>>144093369
>he doesn't know about the grapple wizard
>>144096268
Just gotta know how to tame em
>>144080558
Oh, I liked more the previous filename
>>144080558
>only 2 chapters
Why is this allowed?
Animated when???
>>144096728
But anon, I'll be long dead before she ever gets in the mood and with libidos like that it won't be long before they go extinct.
Rape is the only way to ensure that future anons won't be denied their chance at an elf waifu
>>144097476
Somebody never heard about elf pleasure cults.
>>144097170
Reminder this could've all been avoided
>>144097288
Curious to see GS's reaction should this ever show up
Is this analogy for something?
>>144097685
He would kill them all.
Make this a hentai anime when.
>>144097825
>Is this analogy for something?
>>144097685
Goblins that can be tamed?
>kill 'em
His long lost, thought to be dead imouto was actually the leader of the goblins?!?
>kill her too
>>144097476
>Not having +10 Charisma
>Not using enchanted wine during the dinner to make her horny
Anon.
>>144097944
Isekai.
They thought they were in a Isekai.
Oh man, that'd have been the kicker if that fucking warrior dumbass actually was some reincarnated otaku fuck.
>>144098023
>Thicc elves
this goes against everything I know
>>144098166
If he was an isekai he'd have some sort of cheat generally. Not having one after reincarnating is generally the first indication that the entire world is a shithole and you will not like it.
>>144081533
She is a caster, so she is squishy in more ways than one.
>>144081185
That isTiberious Stormwind from Draconia.
>>144097362
What's this from? I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas.
>>144098463
>What's this from?
from a manga
>a series where charging in blindly and dying is considered "bad luck"
Why is this allowed?
>>144100250
>Why is this allowed?
Because they thought they were in a Shounen Manga
>>144100536
How would you handle the dungeon situation, Anon? Without you getting mutilated or raped?
>Unarmored fanservice grills getting destroyed
>Tacticool dungeon crawling
>"I'm angry, angry about goblins!"
Now this is my jam.
>>144100619
>Do trivial quest for three months
>Train with one another as to familiarize with each other
>Buy some armor (doesn't have to be good)
>buy some potion and antidotes
>Scout the area to see how the goblins operate.
>Send hot-headed adventures first, to dwindle their numbers
>Hope the Dungeon Master isn't a prick
Hopefully we won't end up like pic related
>>144079446
nice source faggot
>>144100619
Not him, but
>try to gather intel from a bar regarding the goblin nest
>inspect the structure of the cave for any possible ambushes
>walk at the pace of the slowest member to maintain formation
>engage enemies while keeping close to your back row supports
>avoid collateral damage
>consider running away if there is a strong enemy like the hobgoblin
This is the least they could do. Unfortunately, muh wasting time has done them in.
That's the least they
>>144090255
>20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten
What the actual fuck?
>>144090200
In fiction? Just tired of the MMORPG style of guild. Just a building with a job board and quest giver.
All in all, they should have started their adventure in killing rats.
>>144100619sneaky poison archer..hit and run tactics. hell i could probably beat that dungeon alone at level 1
>guilds are somehow depicted realistically as focused more on generating income instead of being a haven for adventurers
>but, there are mentions of a god fucking over humanity by giving them bad dice rolls
>luck also screws with everyone worse than not getting the jackpot in sweepstakes
Is this manga trying to be contrarian?
>>144094649
>>144096307
> Trash
thanks
>>144100536
>>144100904
Shamefur dispray monk-chan.
I'd rather play with these fucknuts.
>>144101195
You could also seal the cavern or drive them out by flooding it with smoke. If you want to be completely thorough - then make a fire that will burn for a good long time before sealing the cavern, burning up their oxygen supply. No matter how magic or green they are - fuckers still need to breathe.
>>144101195
Good luck aiming in a dark cave where the goblins can see clearly with just a torch or two. Too bad they have archers and mages too for ranged dps.
>>144101238
No, it just writes out in the way that all parties without GS act like total scrubs and blame it all on bad roll.
>>144101359
What did you expect? She just threw her leg forward without checking the target beforehand. She's a total scrub.
>>144101361
Uh yeah, boss. But what about those raped chicks? Are you going to suffocate them too because they have been raped anyway?
>>144101361
Yeah kill the kidnapped girls with them too by suffocating them all.
>>144101472
>>144101477
Collateral damage.
>>144101361
Anon. You have women in the cave you need to save.
You would fail your job.
>>144101472
>But what about those raped chicks?
Can't win them all pal
>>144090496
By running into one of these little fuckers.
>>144101382
needing torches is not nessesary, all i need to do is camp out side, shit outside poison complete, and shoot to maim. bringing their mages out in the open is advantage for me. i only reason i need a torch is if i need to burn the whole forest down.
Why would a high level guy spend so much time killing trash like goblins that he earned the title Goblin Slayer?
Shouldn't he go fight some dragons or something?
>>144101529
>Take a bad paying quest.
>Kill the rescue subjects as collateral damage while doing the quest.
>Have to pay the families who probably posted the quest in the first place with compensation more than your pay.
Anon good luck being a poor fag adventurer without money to buy a single low tier potion,
>>144100619
Practice, practice, practice
>>144101654
because goblins are a blight, all the other high level people are busy jerking off to dragons, and all the low level people are getting raped
>>144101384>>144101384
That's disgusting. This is a manga series, pros being turned into bumbling fools because of bad rolls is simply the fault of an asshole DM who thinks that his story and treatment of the characters is gonna take off just because he's not a carebear (and being a carebear is not even the problem with stories like this).
>>144101654
He admits that he doesn't have the qualities to be a hero. So he just kills Goblins instead. All the god tier heroes are off fighting the demon lord.
>>144101691
>not looting the cave and just running off like the immoral fucker that you are
Might even make a name for himself and attract other unsavory individuals. Imagine that? A group accepting difficult requests, famous for the horrific collateral damage that follows their "completion". They get asked to save a kitten and the town is set ablaze. This shit writes itself.
>>144101654
>>144101611
>sail from Mhaura to Selbina
>zone into Valkurm
>immediately murdered by goblin train
>didn't set home point in Selbina
FUCK
>>144101691
Please. I'll go all Shield Hero and sell weeds and herbs.
>>144101763
I got just the right story for you.
Funnily enough, it's also about Goblins!
>>144081294
because #GoblinLivesMatter
>>144101654
>ywn have as huge of a murderboner for gobs as the Goblin Slayer you basically don't give a shit about other monsters
>>144101823
Good luck doing that not being an alchemist
In D&D you're not a real adventurer until you're level 3.
Do not ever go into a goblin camp while you are still peasant-with-a-sword.
>>144101823
Yeah might as well be a merchant then. The guild would probably ban you after 2-3 missions filled with collateral damage.
>>144101866
And while we're at it, might as well post the... variation story.
>>144101966
>In D&D you're not a real adventurer until you're level 3.
>Do not ever go into a goblin camp while you are still peasant-with-a-sword.
not trailblazing it
>>144101966
Fighting more than one enemy as a lvl 1 is essentially suicide anyways.
>>144100756
>huts field with baby orcs
>let's go
You'd think being nerdy enough to play tabletop shit would beget being able to type properly.
>>144101999
>get banned
>redeem self by defeating Demon Lord
>>144101966
>Not using oils of fiery burning and potions of haste bought with clever deals your maxed charisma and appraise/persuade skills granted you
>not being a SPEED MAN that runs circles around the enemy encampment tossing fire bombs all over everything
>>144102058
The Hero's defeated the Demon Lord in this world already
>>144102058
>Defeat the demon lord
>Destroy the kingdom in the process.
I know your game anon. You'll probably have a bigger bounty than the Demon Lord in the end.
>>144102087
>implying newbies could afford all that
Stop wasting muh time!
