>make Kirito a fat loser with no friends
>suddenly SAO is enjoyable
Huh.
>>144028291
Is that Cartman?
>>144028291
If the blank OP MC has literally no one and is a punchline SAO goes from Mars of Destruction to acceptable mediocrity sounds kinda depressing.
Maybe SAO should've had a Kirito dies ending. That or a dumb misadventures filler starring the misadventures of his harem only.
>>144028291
>With no friends.
You didn't watch the series did you?
>>144028291
>Give the character "flaws"
>Everyone still loves him or respects him, those who don't are literally Hitler
Fuck Accel World.
>>144028291
>drop cartman in a show
>it's still garbage
you can't make this shit up
>>144028760
>childhood friend lusting after this micropenis despite her having a boyfriend
The suspension of disbelief. It's straight out of a harem show.
>>144028291
>AW
>enjoyable
KEK, it's almost even more power fantasy/mary sue bullshit than SAO, and that's saying something.
>>144028291
A fat MIDGET loser you mean
But he still gets the hottest girl
At least Kirito is decent looking enough, so it was more believable for him to get bitches
>See rare Accel World thread
>Its just another shitposting thread
Welp /a/ sure is fun these days isn't it. Next thing I know Horizon threads will just be shitposting threads too and maybe even GuP
>>144029276
He doesn't look like that anon, he sees himself like that
>>144029376
I've seen many people say this, but have never read Accel World, so I can't tell if it's true or not.
>>144029318
AW is fucking trash.
>>144028291
its a reflection of you, that's why
>>144029471
It's just fanwank, there is zero evidence to it
>>144029318
Wait a couple weeks then start one. Its the start of the summer anime season so shitposting is at an all time high in every thread right now. Plus AW threads are only good as late night threads. The daytime threads are always garbage like this one.
>>144029376
Why is his official height accurate to his appearance in the show, then? He's listed as like 4'4 which would fit his appearance.
>>144029471
He's drawn slightly taller in the LN illustrations and his listed height and weight are closer to average with only being mildly overweight for his height. The theory about his butterball appearance being how he sees himself springs from that.
>>144029471
does it matter? The MC just praised heaped upon him no matter what he does or how shaky he talks about it.
His VA is literally the most pathetic sounding voice in the industry.
>>144029927
I thought we'd forgiven Yuki Kaji after SAO
>>144028291
At first I thought it was a parody. "Yeah, let's make the MC a whiny, fat, short crying bitch and let's roll with it."
But no, it's the exact same shit. Why even do it?
>>144028807
>cartman
No, if it was Cartman, he wouldn't be a crying bitch, he would be a spoiled bitch, who spouts profanities and her mother would be a literal slut and nobody likes him.
Now that would make it a good show.
>>144029318
>>144029775
>muh summer
AW is just trash.
>>144028291
>What is Ash Roller?
Pleb
>>144028291
>mc is a fat loser with no friends
Well, no wonder why people like it so much. It's because they can relate to the mc.
>>144029376
>>144029900
Screw you guys.I'm going home.
>>144030128
I'd watch that.
>>144029276
>But he still gets the hottest girl
He´s a trophy or joke for her friends,
>>144030128
sounds amazing.
main theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0
I like his pig avatar.
Fite me.
>>144029927
You need to learn to separate the VA from the character. A VA you like can still do a fine job voicing a character you hate, if the director told Kaji to do a whiny betamale voice then by god he's earning his keep.
>>144031498
Yuuki Kaji is still shit either way. The only time I can think of where he isn't ear-grating is Silver Mask or maybe Eren.
>>144029276
This is what Kirito actually looks like. His SAO appearance is all part of his chuuni fantasies.
>>144031749
What is 'this'?
>>144028760
Wasn't the part of the point that everyone had flaws and and coming together despite them.
Also New season when? I need roe Ash Roller
>>144030186
Actually, you're confused. You yourself are trash, owing to the fact that your mother is trash. And a whore, too. I should know, I fucked her hard in a dumpster. That's probably where she delivered you too. She doesn't talk much about that time, does she?
>>144032030
>AW fans are edgy 14 year old kids
this explains a lot.
>>144032075
I'm actually 33. Which is more sad?
>>144031875
Accel World MC.
AW has a terrible premise yet it's a lot more entertaining to watch than SAO. In SAO you know beforehand that Kirito is just going to bullshit his way through whatever problem occurs by being a Gary Stu. In AW Cartman gets his shit wrecked more often than not and most of his victories are agonizing. Also the arcs have moreweightto them
>>144032135
Is this actually part of the Light Novels? Kirito is still attractive in LN art that takes place in the real world.
>>144031938
No, plebian. The point is that the main character is a fat "loser" but pretty girls still want his cock and his peers have nothing but respect for him.
>>144032302
Headcanon, that's all. Amusing headcanon though.
>>144031749
Actually, isn't Accel World's MC half-delusional about his appearance and sees himself as somewhat less attractive than he actually is?
>>144028291
He was the ultimate self-insert.
>>144028291
RELLY MAKES U THINK
>>144032552
More than somewhat.
>>144030128
MC's mother is a slut though.
>>144028291
you mean
>make Kirito a fat loser with no friends
>it's still the same fucking thing because all the girls lust after him anyway
>>144032906
Why was Kirito a secluded loner even though he's handsome, has normal social skills, and isn't shy?
>>144032998
Wasn't his only motivation Muh Sachi?
His party got BTFO because he didn't use his beatah powers for some reason and he decided never to have friends again (until he did)
Threadly reminder.
>>144028291
>Fat loser with no friends
>Has two hot girls wanting his dick and is friends with the school bishi
I would say that even Kirito was more of a loser before he got trapped in SAO
>>144028291
Isn't Accel World older than SAO?
>>144033242
Nope. SAO started publication in 2002, Accel World in 2009.
>>144033242
>he doesn't know
Same author. SAO started as a web novel which became a light novel, and Accel World was his first real light novel seven years later
>>144032998
Because who cares, whether he's fat and ugly or handsome and fit everyone will want his dick anyway. Like I said
>it's still the same fucking thing because all the girls lust after him anyway
>see this thread
screw you guys, I'm going home.
>>144033381
It's not, anon... being fat is a huge part of his psychological profile. In the LN he references his weight in a self-effacing way every 1-2 pages.
>>144029927
>>144030008
Kaji is legit though.
Anyone have the screen about him complaining about how terrible his life is but everyone is all over his dick and his bro is fine with being cucked by him?
>>144033222
>>144031938
>I need more Ash Roller
He was based.
>>144028291
Fat faggot spotted. Hit the gym, fag.
>>144033772
Ash Roller is a girl
>>144033844
what a twist.
>>144033772
>>144033844
Post more Ash Roller.self acclaimed sfx:[VROOM VROOM]
>>144028901
>childhood friend lusting
>every interaction between a boy and girl means the girl wants his dick
> even when her only interest in you is being friends
You need to be over 18 to browse 4chan.
>>144034051
Chiyu's pretty vague with her intentions. That Link Cable conversation early on felt more intimate than most romance scenes, but I think LN readers say she doesn't like him romantically.
I feel like eventually there's a point where shitposting just generates a full on overflow that no particular thread can contain and I think /a/ is about to pass that point this week. It's like the mods have just said fuck it let the shitposting flow and everyone just kind of chose to drown in the shit.
>>144034267
The only reason she ever dated the other friend, was to keep the three of them together, seeing as he was going to a different school.
She didn't see either of them romantically, but she's clingy as Fuck, and can't let the past go. (Hence her trauma and ability)
How do we go from this >>144032618
TO THIS >>144028291
>>144034051
women don't want friends
she either wants the D or she wants your wallet
>>144028291
>>make Kirito a fat loser with no friends
>>suddenly SAO is enjoyable
said no one ever
Does SAO have an equivalent to her?
>>144032189
I found AW premise better than SAO's
>>144032998
>handsome, has normal social skills, and isn't shy
Because that's how shut-ins see themselves, so it makes it easier and more enjoyable for them to self-insert.
Accel World's MC makes them uncomfortable because it's approaching too closely to the truth. It's sort of like the uncanny valley in a sense.
Though I'm really just talking about myself when I say 'them'.
>>144036297
So you are a fat neckbeard who self inserts as a cool shit in? Pathetic.
>>144035882
Same Seiyu
>>144028291
I'll never stop being amused at how much people get bothered by his appearance.
>>144034388
Berserk attracted a fuckton of shitposting crossboarders to /a/, and apparently that Mob Psycho thing is pretty popular among normalfags as well. What you see is a result of too many popular shows airing in the same season, and sadly nothing can be done about that other than hoping they'll all go away once it ends.
>>144032998
He was a secluded longer because of family issues, and muh sachi. But he actually grew out of that over the course of the first arc, so he's not really a loner anymore by the end of the first arc.
>>144032998
>IRL
He learned he was adopted by looking up family records before his "parents" (biologically his aunt and uncle) told him. He went super chunni over this as "You're not my real dad!" teens are wont to do
>In SAO
First he trying too hard to be the hero Aincrad needs but not the one it deserves with his Beater "I'm gonna carry that weight" bullshit, though this seems to be mercifully retconed out with Progressive. Then it was because "Muh Sachi"
>>144028626
>a dumb misadventures filler starring the misadventures of his harem only
reminder that the excalibur arc was literally the best thing to come out of SAO.
It was basically Kirito and his harem do a quest.
>>144036444
Mob is just shitposts from here.
>>144032786
MC's mother is also a canon futa.
Haruyuki was sympathetic and literally me
>>144028291
AW isn't SAO, though. I don't know how the hell they're written by the same author. One of them is shit where all characters are defined by their relation to Kirito and the other feels like a well crafted universe with interesting characters.
>>144028291
i like accel world
he can always have a diet
he still 14 he can get taller in the future
beside whats fun of handsome OP men have all girls thats happen in real life
