Emilia-tan best girl!
Emilia a shit. A SHIT.
I want Emilia-tan to cu*k me
Meido Emilia-tan!
>>143945578
Well, here many people think Emilia and Subaru are ugly and mentally sick. Maybe? Who cares, they are perfect to each other. So I am happy this way, and I love them. SubaruxEmilia for ever.
Emilia-tan is sexy!
On top of Emilia being a boring girl, the only reason why she gets focus and development with Subaru is because Satella is literally shoehorning him into her. Take that away and she'd just be another cute girl running for candidacy.
Face it. The only reason why you like Emilia is her character design which would also then be null if you actually lived in her world because she's literally a nigger.
>>143945840
Those thighs and hips are not good for my health Emila-tan
I want to be Emilia's beta orbiter.
>>143945874
>she's literally a nigger.
Well,we have something in common.
>>143945879
But, anon, I can't help if I'm hot!
>>143945874
>The only reason why you like Emilia is her character design
At least she is very beautiful, unlike Rem.
But I adore Emilia also because she fits Subaru perfectly.
>the rem thread has 0 replies
remfag mass suicide when? they call us self inserters but there's nothing wrong with self inserting anyways, and they can't understand a 3 dimensional character like subaru
>>143945963
Is Emilia nopan?
>>143945967
>unlike Rem
I agree. Felt has the best character design though. I also like her personality.
>>143945994
wtf i hate rem now
How will Subaru acquire the power of the other bishops if he can't leave the tower?
>>143945994
This. Subaru is a nice guy. Emilia is a nice girl. I don't get all the hate. I had nothing against Rem but all the hate both Subaru and Emilia got since Remfags started to ship her with the MC made her annoying to my eyes.
How can people hate someone so gorgeous? Wouldn't you want to plow that?
>>143946132
Emilia barely gets any hate at all, and Subaru gets hate for being a hilarious sperg. It's fun to shit on Subaru.
None of it really has anything to do with Rem.
>>143946132
AND
>>143945840
>gloves
My only weakness
>>143945967
personally i think you can draw more parallels between Rem and Subaru than between Emilia
both are usually highly codependent and fairly self destructive when it comes to helping the people they care about, i'm not criticizing Emilia but Rem just fells like she mirrors Subaru a bit better
>>143946073
You're right.
I am a #feltmissile now
F E L T U
>>143946187
I already miss her in the anime. Her beautiful long hair and eyes. Her smart dialogues.
Now I get a girl who seems a boy. With the hairstyle of Lowell J.Grey and the personality of a dog.
>>143946229
>None of it really has anything to do with Rem.
Suuuuuuuuure.
>>143945967
>But I adore Emilia also because she fits Subaru perfectly.
What? Emilia's literally just standing there. Whenever she talks it's either boring or a cute grill cliché. She has no development worth mentionning. You could replace her with a talking plant and have the same anime, except Subaru would be even more of a weirdo.
>>143945578
>liking half-elf
You wot m8
>>143946307
>>143946483
See? remfags. Here we go again.
is she a virgin
she is seducing subaru here
Why does she wear those things in her arms when it's hot there?
>>143946581
She is more than a virgin. He doesn't know how babies are madeshe thinks they are made by kissing in the lips. Yeah, she is cute
>>143945801
The only good EMT
>>143946581
Nah, she isn't seducing him. But you would have his same reaction if the girl you like was so close to you.
>>143946622
What's so cute about being a clinical retard? I don't understand. Are you one of those faggots who like 'dorky/clumsy girls XD'?
>>143946573
I don't care about waifu wars, I care about characters. Emilia is cute, and that's about it. I don't want to hate her or anything, but the story is trying really hard to make her as boring as possible.
CLOWNEDâ„¢
>>143946581
she thinks babies come from kissing, you figure it out
>>143946693
>I don't care about waifu wars
Suuuuuuure.
>>143946679
>clinical retard
Looks like you're the retard. She lost her parents early and was basically educated by Puck, with little to no socialization, so that's why she doesn't know anythin. Go fuck yourself
>>143946727
Roswaal, kill yourself.
>>143946466
Are you saying he's not a hilarious sperg and that shitting on him isn't fun? No Remfag would be shipping Rem with him if they truly hated him.
As for Emilia? People rarely ever talk about Emilia. Most people agree she did the right thing by leaving Subaru behind. Remfags mostly just think her personality is relatively boring.
>>143946307
Very good argument, I totally agree
>>143946735
and that's literally what retardation is. i.e. slowness in development or progress.
Who would win?
>>143946781
SHe is not slow, you fucking idiot. She knows less because she received less counsel growing up. Must I make this any simpler for your slow ass to understand?
>>143946659
>Nah, she isn't seducing him
but this outfit
its made for sex
He is waiting a kiss from his princess to be saved. And we know who is the one who will steal his lips.
>>143946826
subaru's a sperg and people who self insert to him are just as spergy, but the konosuba protag legit looks like a kawaii moe girl design-wise
>>143946826
Duh it's Subaru. If he loses he can always Rezero until he wins
>>143946847
Exactly, anon. Well spotted.
>>143946832
You seem really mad, did I hit way too close to home when I said you're one of those faggots that likes 'cute/dorky girls XD'?
She is running for candidacy and she lacks the capability to even pick her own clothes. I'm pretty sure you'd be able to assimilate that with the studies.
>>143947061
Not that anon, but
>>143946847
>>143946101
hello?
Reminder that the worlds where he kills himself don't stop and in the point of view of the people watching Subaru doing shit they only see a brain damaged schizophrenic dying.
>>143947104
That really has nothing to do with what he's saying, and just seems like a rather lame trolling attempt. Of course, it's not like there are actually any Emiliafags.
>>143947232
Ahahaha, look at how you reacted to the bait
>pretending he doesn't care
>>143947140
Read the animesuki thread. Most of what is said in that spoiler is inexact.
>>143947266
I don't remember, maybe he was speaking with Reinhard?
>>143946847
Not one. Two times.
>>143947315
Just like the fake torture spoilers? Damn.
>>143946847
>And this happens while Rem is sleeping. Ahahaha.
>>143945840
would tenderly rape
How does one become a Witch? How does one become a bishop?
>>143946917
If the other one loses Aqua bitches until he gets revived. I'm not really sure how this can end.
>>143947311
I care enough to find it disappointing.
>>143947496
I don't think Puck would like that.
>>143947546
They'd probably just become friends.
>>143947576
You wouldn't reply at all, if you didn't care.
>>143947810
Yes, that's what I said. I care enough to be disappointed. At least put some effort into it, try being an actual Emiliafag instead of putting on a show to bait Remfags. Unfortunately, Emiliafags are like unicorns. The few that exist are all mutant goats.
>>143947981
You are just wasting your time. Find another guy in the show for yours Rem. So you can enjoy the show better, trust me.
>>143948192
It seems a sage advice.
>>143945994
>>143948271
So the only sort of solid reciprocation Emilia showed towards Subaru is when he died the first time and she voluntarily kissed him?
Before you say
>teasing each other when he became her knight
>allowing him to kiss her the '2nd' time
I don't consider that a solid proof of reciprocation. I want something that she did out of her own will. Not with Subaru leading.
>>143948271
Well done, anon.
>>143948192
Ram could end up with Gaaf. I'm sure also Rem will find another boy, so I don't get Remfags at all. They are getting mad without any reason.
>>143948395
>He thinks she would kiss a random guy
>>143948271
What's with the gay watermark at the top right? Why would you ever watermark your memes? Are you that much a gay?
>>143948192
I'm enjoying everything just fine. Rem's really got nothing to do with how I feel about Emilia and Subaru's relationship with her, the truth being closer to the opposite, so your advice is misguided at best.
>>143948307
Why is Emilia such a shit?
>>143948637
Because she isn't. She's only a poo.
>>143948513
Okaaaay.
>>143948623
EXCARIBURU!
>>143948637
She's not even an elf, she's nothing but garbage and a slut waifubait.
>>143948664
She isn't even a poo.
>>143948637
>>143948664
>>143948687
Here our heroes...Man, you are really desperate.
>>143948702
Alright, anon. Feces then?
>>143945578
git fuged even google knows ram best girl
So, what's with the guy who has a space at the top of all of his posts? Are they all the same guy, or are two people doing the same thing?
waifu wars poll let's see which side's really full of samefags http://www.strawpoll.me/10710361
>>143948785
Never really understood these polls, what is it supposed to measure when it can easily be falseflagged and proxied?
>>143948746
Anon, no one's even touched that plate in the first place. She hasn't even been eaten.
>>143946826
>Jersey Boys
>>143948830
spotted the emilia poster
>>143946826
Remgumin
>>143948674
>>143948832
Anon, show some mercy. She has a family!oh wait
>>143948900
Cuck
>Remfags claiming that emilia is only liked because of her looks and being a waifubait
The irony.
There's a reason why Rem is insanely popular in japan, she can't be more waifubait given her absolute an unjustifed devotion and convenient love towards a pathetic loser.
At least Emilia has an excuse for her lack of good characterization, Rem had a whole arc dedicated to her.
>>143948830
>Somthing a EMT fag would say
>>143948963
lol you're butthurt you're literally the only emiliafag in the thread. you should invest in a dynamic ip so you can flood the strawpoll so its not as obvious
>>143948963
That isn't how irony works.
>>143948963
Emilia showed more character development in ep 13 than how much Rem will show in the rest of the season, being her "development" only related to her "I love Subaru-kun".
Hey, don't bully Emilia. She is a beautiful girl.
>>143949092
That's funny.
>>143949092
^ and I meant that in an insulting way
Funny how the remfags flocked to this thread instead of the rem thread.
>>143949202
Were attackers, not defenders anon. We shall siege this castle
>>143949190
Well, the truth hurts you?
>>143949223
it's a 1 man castle
>all these waifu wars between remfags and emtfags
>>143948785
Next time add a felt option.
>>143949258
and the emtfag*
>>143949072
Can't you read between lines /v/?
The irony is found in the fact that Rem is popular because of her desing and being waifubait.
As a character there's nothing special or original about her, there are plenty of maids superior to her in the medium.
>>143949223
Offence is what wins the day.Which is why everyone tries to offend each other.
>>143949328
>The irony is found in the fact that Rem is popular because of her desing
Even though she isn't even that cute. But maid and Japan...you know. Meh.
>>143949341
>>143949328
I don't even go to /v/ you mongoloidIrony
Nounthe expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character's words or actions are clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.
Pick your definition of irony and tell me how it fits in this situation.
>>143949328
She is popular, but not so much like Subaru partner. On Pixiv there are barely SubaruxRem fanarts. The most popular couple is RemxRam (it's obvious considering Japanese fetish).
>>143949238
I can see that. Just do it for the fun of it
>>143948963
What's with all the fucking spaces? I've been noticing that in way too many posts.
Whatever the case, Rem's devotion isn't particularly unjustified or convenient at all. She seemed to like his personality even when she was wary about him being a Witch Cultist, and she dropped her guard completely when he did some cool and heroic things despite being weak. Well, that and the speech he gave her at the end. Subaru clearly showed he had a lot more going for him than just being a pathetic loser, but she'd still have liked him to some degree for his attitude alone.
>>143949202
This is the thread with Re:Zero in its title. I'm more than willing to discuss any other part of the story.
>>143949238
There are two now.
>>143949328
There's nothing really special about Emilia either.
>>143949341
>That pic
Oh god why?!
>>143949625
Because you are loved this much.
>>143948900
kill yourself.
>>143949592
>What's with all the fucking spaces?
What's with you replying to every post with multiple quotes? You are annoying anon.
>>143946826
I've always seen how the fact of matter that when people say that Subaru will win, Kazuma will just get resurrected but what I don't see is how people don't seem to realize that if Kazuma has his whole body obliterated or if he dies a natural death, he can't be revived
All Subaru needs is to somehow kill Kazuma by having most of his body to be destroyed
>>143949100
if you imply she be female and have tits ok yerah sure, otherwise no.
Instead of one, why not choose all? I heard there areabout 4 or 5 women interested in him. It also helps that the greed authority Subaru's got requires a wife to reduce it's risk, and there is no limit to how much you can reduce it.
>>143949693
I knew Felt and Reinhard were the real main characters.
>>143948759
example
>>143949693
>That image
Subaru isn't Emilia's knight. If anything, Puck is.
>>143949718
Disgusting. Plz kill yourself.
>>143949718
>>143949817
What does Indian bathing have to do with anything?
>>143949771
I like them, but sorry, I like Emilia and Subaru better.
>>143949092
>gets edgy mad at subaru after he vouches for her so hard that the councilwhatever agrees with him
>"""development"""
[this is what emiliafags actually believe]
>>143949855
Their faces are not in the middle of the cover, that is where the main characters usually go.
>remfags and emiliafags shotposting each other
another proof beako is the best
>>143949796He will become it though
>>143949890
That is not how you spell Felt.
>>143949817
I hate you for showing me this
>>143949866
>>143949879
Remfags. You areshallow
>>143949944
>You are shallow
Hi pot how is kettle?
>>143949890
What Emiliafags?
>>143950022
Female Subaru actually turns me on so much. Are you also the guy who posted the other one last thread?
>>143949944
I'm actually more fond of Felix, Betty, and Felt, but nice try.
>>143950065Nope.
>>143950022
I want Female Subaru x Reinhardt so much.
>>143946229
Most hilarious beating of the year.
'''''''''heart-warming''''''''' series
>Proposal letter comes in
>From big strong knight person
>Roswaal makes Emilia accept proposal
>Subaru complains
>Emilia says he can't do anything
>Has to watch the wedding
>Has to look over their child
>>143949718
>this thread is still up
Sasuga mods.
>>143949468
Remfags use two qualities to trash-talk Emilia while said qualities are what define their glorified Rem, how is there no irony here?
>>143949926
>there are no good candidates
that's not how elections work
>>143950444
That's exactly how elections work.
>>143950135
Probably this isn't exactly what you want to see though
>>143950444
Crusch is the best out of all of them
Only the strong-willed will survive and the weak will get killed off that's how you get rid of the weak genes
Just look at how close Hitler was to the perfect race until the world stopped him?
>>143950529
N-no.
>>143950677
Sure?
>>143950579
>Hitler
Just proves he wasn't strong enough to survive. Plus he fucking killed himself and ran away instead of facing reality.
Anyone else notice that two dark hands appear when Subaru tried telling Emilia about his power? Looks like it's hinting towards the part whenthe other hand kills Emilia
>>143950751
This.
>Declare your nation's the master race
>"Lol the neighbouring nation's people are untermensch let's wipe them out ^.^
>Invade them
>Lose
>Shoot yourself
Some master race.
>>143950744
i wanna see
>>143946573
actually despite not being able to read the WN just off of Q&A i like Echidna most, endlessly lewd and high intelligence are always awesome,even with a bit of crazy
>>143950798
Are you really sure? Don'te get mad at me though.
>>143951170
im different anon so hit me
>>143950793
is there any chance hitler's suicide was jews lie
and he actually died in the battlefield fighting soviet red armies
>>143950444
Have you been in the United States lately?
>>143951208
Okay but...This time is Subaru and Julius
And we thought they hated each other.
>>143947501
hello?
>>143950579
>Crusch is the best out of all of them
Not for long.
>>143951267
In Japan the situation of Re Zero fanarts is mainly this one:
- MalesxMales
- GirlsxGirls
They really dislike hetero ships.
>>143949341
here anon, have the updated version
>>143951392
Damn why are they so gay
>>143951440
Explains the low birthrate.
>>143951440
I don't know it but it's damn fun.
>>143947315
Damn right the most important part is inaccurate
what the fuck
>>143951277
So, how do you think every other candidate is going to be conveniently sabotaged until Emilia wins by default?
>>143951472
too good for this world, too pure.
>>143949202
Since they can barely find redeeming qualities of Rem they have to shit on EMT to feel better.
>>143951517
>too good for this world, too pure.
this was her face when her sister got a serious injury and lost her promising future
>>143951267
aw yeah
>>143951635
I can kind of relate to her here regarding a cousin. It's a shitty thing I know but it did make me a bit happy.
>>143951610
Please, Emilia-tan, my heart can't withstand your cuteness.
>>143951515
I honestly think that Felt is going to win. Reinhard must have some good reason for believing that she would be the best choice. He probably knows something that we don't, or he has some sort of plan.
>>143951690
Cute!
I thought the plebbit kids were supposed to be sleeping now and we could actually discuss about the series in the nightshit? What the fuck?
>>143951847
It's the weekends. Go figure.
>>143951847
"plebbit kids" are the majority of /a/. Without them shitposting at the speed of light, these threads are dead.
Can someone explain this tower that people keep mentioning?
>>143952029
Re:Zero with a grill as the protagonist just wouldn't work
>>143951983
Officially #1 best girl.
>>143951976
Read the spoiler pastebins. You the archive to find them.
>>143951277
what if the dragon is actually a intelligent being and ends up becoming the ruler
>ctrl+f beatrice 0 results
>ctrl+f betty 1 result
>ctrl+f beako 1 result
This is the shittiest taste I've seen a long time. Congratulations.
>>143951555
>>143950052
>>143949890
I hope all of your dreams come true.
>>143952061
No see >>143952029
>>143951983
>grows out hair to imitate Emilia
Shittiest girl.
>>143952055
It'd be a lot more painful to watch a girl go through a lot of suffering and watch their descent into madness
>>143952029
>>143952055
she would break and gone insane in middle of mansion arc
>>143952055
This. The MC needs to obsess over the main girl and a moeblob needs to "fall in love" with the MC.
>>143952104
Subaru-chan is cute as hell though.
Subaru is one of the best MC in any isekai story and you can't prove me wrong
>>143952148
inb4 Nagatsuki catches wind of this and creates another AU series where Fem-Subaru gets raped and mindbroken and time reverses over and over again until she's finally broken on a galactic level only for Male Satella to send her into another dimension to suffer the same fate for another millenia
>>143951763
Reinhardt gets whatever blessing he needs to win, and he wins if Felt wins. Aside from that, he can train anyone to their full potential in anything. Felt's got this in the bag if something isn't done to sabotage her team.
So, how do you expect Felt's faction is going to be sabotaged?
>>143952029
She looks like a cake
>>143952188
I don't even want to prove you wrong. I love to both hate on him and cheer him on at the same time.
>>143952188
>best
you spell worst wrong
>mfw when Re:zero threads have more about waifu than plot
why is emilia so motherly
how old is she anyway
>>143952356
gotta wait for tmrw for magical negro
"---I think praying for a wish is an act of pride, praying should be for when receiving atonement.."WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
>>143952367
She is in her 100s
>>143952367Frozen for hundreds of years, only spent fourteen of them free.
Rem is overrated shit
>>143952324
best.
>>143952465
that head and chest are just wrong
>All these gay fucking ship fanarts
>none depicting how fucking insane Subaru is at this point
>>143952531
How insane is he?
>>143952531
>>143952531
he is not
>>143952630
He's gone off the deep end
>>143952630
S P O O N
P
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>>143952650
woah, even his tracksuit has muscles
>>143952531
You are right.
>>143952741
It's...it's not like it seems.
>>143952794
Disgusting
>>143947981
I'd have to agree to that. Emiliafags, in the truest sense, are very rare now.
>>143952882
I don't think it's true. Not even in Japan, if by Emiliafags, we mean people who ship SubaruxEmilia.
If you mean only the character, well yeah, Rem is way more popular.
>>143952953
CAN YOU STOP SPACING. IT IS BOTHERING ME.
>>143952391
No fucking clue. It reminds me of that phrase "It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission", but it's probably got nothing to do with that. Still, the subject of Pride is always relevant.
>>143952953
Please stop spacing like this.
>Nips have Felt in CM3D2
oh baby
>>143953021
>>143953049
I'm not the only one who did it. Calm yourself.
>>143952442
That's some good pixiv there.
>>143953090
nice master
>>143953117
>>143947810
Holy fucking shit stop spacing like this.
>>143953143
I hate this cunt.
Shit guy.
>>143953155
Anon.relax
>>143952953
>Rem is way more popular.
True, also makes the fanbase a whole lot autistic.
>>143953143
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY BODY?
>>143953155
rem is best girl though