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>tfw you will never perfect sex with Chiri.
Yesturday's tread almost lasted to today ;_;7
You're my favorite anon.
>>143939485
death is near
who /matoi/ here
post best matoi images
>>143939462
Yesterday's thread was shit
>>143939535
>>143939535
>>143939536
>>143939537
>the exact same second
>>143939581
We're all in sync for despair.
>>143939581
I actually am a little too scared to go into the final thread.
>>143939668
>>143939575
Agreed. To come so close to a full 24 hour run and to archive just before the finish line is so disgustingly inproper.
>>143939717
>>143939801
>>143939799
How far did it get? I saw it this morning with like 120~ images and was worried I wouldn't be able to dump today's chapter.
>>143939863
>>143939715
Me too man.
>>143939863
It got spammed to bump limit because people wouldn't let it die naturally.
>>143939908
>>143939863
last post was about an hour ago.
I still maintain this is one of the bests twists I've ever seen in a manga
OP what will you do with your life when this is finally done?
>>143939955
>>143939365
Good. Another pointless daily shitpost thread will finally cease to exist.
>>143940074
i feel like i had no chance of seeing this twist coming holy shit
>>143940120
fin
>>143940176
Cheers, as always.
>>143940176
Goodbye, manga dumper.
>>143940176
Thanks for the dump.
Jokes on the newfriends. The journey was much better than the destination. D-day will be a shitfest I guarantee it.
>>143939365
>2 days
Wait seriously?
You're not bullshitting me right?
>>143940176
Thanks
>>143940285
After seing yesterday's thread, I believe you
>>143940176
Thank you. As always.
>>143940285
>The journey was much better than the destination
Japan's obsession with the journey rather than the destination has left me in despair!
>>143940321
It's happening.
So.... what will we actually DO in two days?
Marathon the show together?
Get drunk together?
Grow taller together?
All of the above?
>>143940403
We kill ourselves together.
>>143940260
Use the google, anon.
And you have to hurry.
There are 3 seasons and ovas
>>143940403
Season finale OVA of the ending will be revealed in 2 days.
>>143940176
is this the actual, final ending? what a mood shift for a comedy
>>143940475
Two more chapters.
>>143940403
There's gonna be a marathon here.
http://galax.moe/szs/
And afterwards, group suicide.
>Haven't been on /a/ in months
>Check it on a whim
>See this thread
>Holy shit this is still going and the count down has got that low?
>might as well read the chapter, they're always funny
>mfw
>>143939365
Will mods be gods and made the thread a sticky?
>>143939955
>abyss watchers
>>143940514
It'll only be an attempt, assuming you've been keeping up with your neck training.
>>143940514
What time will it start ?and when it will all end ?
>>143940573
Nobody wants that. Nobody.
>>143940573
I feel like a sticky might actually happen.
And that will make everything 10x worse.
>>143940176
this neadlessly dark and depressing ending to a comedy manga has left me in dispair
>>143940573
I hope that when the time comes, a janitor will be closeby, waiting for a link to the stream to be posted, before he 404s the thread.
I'm scared.
>>143940573
I fucking hope not. Its going to attract the memesters, shitposters, and people who dont actually care about these threads.
>posting in a sticky :XCCDDDDDD
>>143940260
Anon, I hate to break it too you, but there's no fucking way in hell you're going to make it in time for the final thread.
There are simply too many episodes you'd have to grind through, and SZS is NOTORIOUS for being hard to marathon.
Just watch Season 1 and season 3, and the ovas if you want to make it in time.
>>143940514
When is it starting?
>>143940855
how bout you just spoil it for me then?
>>143940971
There's nothing to spoil. Except the ending, which isn't even animated.Yet. ;_;
>>143939462
Every day until you turn pure.
It was a punishment for lewd Chirifags' heresy.
>>143940176
Thanks!
>>143940801
We already have these people.
>What's the joke?
>Is this the last chapter?
>I'm finally going to watch this so I can feel included!
>>143940971
![[漏勺rip] 俗 さよなら絶望先生 第05話 [BDrip X264 AC3 720P].mkv_snapshot_00.15_[2016.07.09_23.20.27].png](https://i.imgur.com/3yjYiuc.jpg "[漏勺rip] 俗 さよなら絶望先生 第05話 [BDrip X264 AC3 720P].mkv_snapshot_00.15_[2016.07.09_23.20.27].png")
>>143939548
>>143941015
>>143941010
i mean, i just wanna understand the image. i wanna too
>>143941110
Read the manga
>>143941110
Then just watch the episode.
>>143941008
I'm positive Chiri wants to do it properly.
>>143941110
Listen to the radio show.
>>143941157
which episode do I need to watch?
![[漏勺rip] 俗 さよなら絶望先生 第09話 [BDrip X264 AC3 720P].mkv_snapshot_03.59_[2016.07.09_22.50.54].png](https://i.imgur.com/KrFij4z.jpg "[漏勺rip] 俗 さよなら絶望先生 第09話 [BDrip X264 AC3 720P].mkv_snapshot_03.59_[2016.07.09_22.50.54].png")
>>143941193All
>>143941193all of them.
>>143940176
Thanks for the dump, anon.
>>143941008
I wonder if the 'anal' lewd Chirifag will return in the next two days?inb4 he has made himself taller
>>143941254
>>143941258
fuck it, i'' laugh first THEN watch the series. now who's laughing?
>>143941010
Oh, and I forgot to mention pseudo-namefags who go by personas and post the same thing every thread.
So who is your favorite girl?
Mine isKafuka.
Having 2 days left to watch the last 8 episodes has left me in despair
![[漏勺rip] 俗 さよなら絶望先生 第05話 [BDrip X264 AC3 720P].mkv_snapshot_02.31_[2016.07.09_23.21.09].png](https://i.imgur.com/wDTmbRk.jpg "[漏勺rip] 俗 さよなら絶望先生 第05話 [BDrip X264 AC3 720P].mkv_snapshot_02.31_[2016.07.09_23.21.09].png")
>>143941345
It sure won't be aproperlaughter.
>>143941418
If I can watch 50 episodes of CG in two days, you can watch 8 episodes of SZS in the same time.
>>143941374
It's called being a tripfag, you gloriously obvious newshit. Holy fuck.
>inb4 facetious / meme'ing / being ironically newfaggy
You weren't. Don't even try to lie. Please fuck off.
>tfw I was introduced to this atanime clubinhigh schoolwhen thefirst season was new
I feel old.
>>143941511
Is this that thing called "shitposting"?
>>143940971
>>143941110
And you two, I have no fucking words to express my disgust...
>>143941159
Chiri wants to "do it" only with Sensei. Know your place, scum.
>>143941309
I already forgot the many lewd Chirifags that came and left.
>>143941569
then stop watching anime and read a book you inexpressive faggot
>>143939537
Isnt it funny? As we approach death, the threads fight in a futile attempt to live longer as they notice it.
>>143941582
I don't really mind if I do it with Chiri or not. I'd probably just do it with Nami and take responsibility. It's only normal to want to do things like that.
40% explosion ending is the most proper way to end the final thread.
>>143941724
>>143941568
Don't ever post again. Being hipster-tier levels of ironic / memetastic do fucking nothing for you. Nobody thinks you're cool, you convince nobody, and you win nothing.
>>>[s4s] / leddit / Jewtube And stay there.
>>143941705
It seems as though I need to kick higher, kindness-kun
>>143941724
What the fuck does that even mean? Stop being a retard.
>>143941724
No, the most proper way to end the last thread is to have the BGM of the first SZS scene playing in the last thread. Might as well stop with what we began.
>>143941906
Read the manga
>>143941724It needs to be exactly 50%.
>>143941926
>BGM of the first SZS scene playing in the last thread
That can happen to.
I remember that Kino thread where kinomod put the ED on repeat in the thread.
Good times.
>>143941926
If the mods allow this to happen, I will break down into tears.
That shit gets me every goddamn time.
![[漏勺rip] 俗 さよなら絶望先生 第12話 [BDrip X264 AC3 720P].mkv_snapshot_06.55_[2016.07.10_00.49.57].png](https://i.imgur.com/NfnW0P9.jpg "[漏勺rip] 俗 さよなら絶望先生 第12話 [BDrip X264 AC3 720P].mkv_snapshot_06.55_[2016.07.10_00.49.57].png")
>rewatching zoku
My blood is leaving my brain.
>>143941949
I have, from the first chapter to the most current one. I simply do not understand the way it could be applied to a last thread, or in the way you referenced it.
>>143940451
DESU!
>>143941691
You must choose one and give your undying loyalty. That is the proper path.
>>143942135
If you have, then you should know about the recurring joke about the ends of the chapters lacking creativity, and about the author falling back on having an "explosive ending" where everything blows up. That's what he was referring to.
>>143940451
>>143942179
Gensokyo meetup incoming.
Remember, Aim towards the ceiling, not towards your forehead.
If you're gonna go out the manly way by drinking bleach, remember to do it on an empty stomach.
You'll meet your waifu much quicker that way.
>>143940285
I hope everyone has a good laugh, 7 years in the making. Get ready to post laughing gifs/webms for laughs.
>>143941391
These threads are Chiri territory.But all the girls are good
Someone should tell Kumeta about these threads.
>>143942567
He already has enough to deal with.
>Nothing happens in 2 days
>>143942308
Again, I fucking understand the reference, but I do not understand - again - how the fuck it can be fucking applied to the thread. The way you reference it, if it were to go to its natural conclusion, would add absolutely fuck all to a final thread.
We're not mods, nor are we authors.
We need something tangible, something physical, something that people on the front page will see and go "oh wow what the fuck", or something along those lines.
What, are we going to just post pictures of explosions the entire thread? How the fuck can you do it literally?
It was a retarded idea from the start, not to mention coming from someone who's trying too hard to fit in - saying things unnecessarily in a thread already full of cancerous faggotry.
>>143942620
>>143942602
Does he have a twitter?
>>143942620
Put your leg down a bit anon.
>>143939365
I forget what the original 7 years referred to.
>>143942620
Stop.
No one cares.
>>143942811
Time delays
>>143942620
You have autism. That is not an insult.
>>143942335
Only acceptable answer / thread conclusion. Anything else is fucking retarded and should be purged / reported for autism / newfaggotry.
>inb4 no fun allowed
This isnt tumblogarb or fucking /v/ friendly culture here. Yes, we're trying to have a good time, but If you want your 14 year old summerfag-tier ruination, go back to deviantart / youtube
Literally the only acceptable answer. Even ironic laughing gifs and shitposting SHOULD keep us in the clear, just keep it cuck-free, newshit-free, hugbox-free and /v/-free and we should be fine guys.
>>143940855I've managed well so far as I'm about 17 episodes in. Probably going to have to marathon the last 20 episodes on Sunday.
![[漏勺rip] 俗 さよなら絶望先生 第09話 [BDrip X264 AC3 720P].mkv_snapshot_19.21_[2016.07.09_22.47.16].png](https://i.imgur.com/dxQEvy7.png "[漏勺rip] 俗 さよなら絶望先生 第09話 [BDrip X264 AC3 720P].mkv_snapshot_19.21_[2016.07.09_22.47.16].png")
What picture will be used for the OP when the awaited day comes? Itoshki laughing, a collection of all characters laughing,all in despairor something else?
Ringo>Rumba>Bure
>>143940403
Laugh at the joke.
>>143942716
I meant in general, judging by his paper blogs in SZS
>>143943305
Rumba=Bure>/=Ringo
>>143942781
Nobody is going to fucking grab it anyway. It's not like I fucking jumped before kicking. Was that a bit too rehearsed?
I suppose maybe I'm preparing for ankle grabbing a bit too preemptively, but come on, this is /a/, a place where the tism is so fucking strong, retards can ruin FUTURE threads you plan on having.
>>143942811
>>143942989
What am I even reading right now? Damn, go to a forum or something with this srs bzns.
>>143943305
Rumba Rap>Ringo>Bure>Rumba
Romance Romanesque best ED, this is objective fact.
>>143939925
People are just more interested in the threads now that they're in the final count down, can't be helped.
>>143943474
>Romance Romanesque best ED, this is objective fact.
That's not how you spell Zetsubou Restaurant
>>143940855
>and SZS is NOTORIOUS for being hard to marathon.
This is very true. The most I can do in one sitting is a single cour.
>>143943541
You're right, it's not.
Just a quick reminder; If you're not laugh-kun, or are not a mod with the intention of celebrating this event - do not make fucking fake DF7Y threads on the day its supposed to happen.
Leave it to Laugh-kun to make the thread, or a mod. Just, overall, don't be a fucking faggot. Seriously, don't.
>>143943541
Can't disagree with you there.
>>143943649
>yfw on the day of celebration, every single reaction image across every board is replaced with her laughing face for the entire day.
It would be glorious.
>>143943649
Great, now we're going to have dozens of the threads.
>>143943708
Well, you can't account for fucking retards I suppose. We're pretty bad at actually getting events to come together properly. And people like you are part of the reason why.
>>143943305
Ringo>Bura>RunbaAll are good.
>>143943731
IF THIS HAPPENS, I WILL DIE IN MY CHAIR.
MY SIDES...THEY WILL MAKE THEIR NEW HOME ON PLUTO.
>>143943749
>>143943708
Sorry for trying to be organized? If me mentioning this JUST NOW made you realize that, that happening is a possibility, you're fucking new, or are a retard.
You're all acting as though it's going to go perfectly smoothly without any communication. Seriously, if the mere mention of this possibly occurring is enough to make you despair, well....welcome to SZS threads, faggot.
>>143943802
cry some more
>>143939365
so what's gonna happen in 2 days
>>143943871
Please stop shitposting so loudly anon, it's scaring the neighbors.
>>143943731
I wish this would happen.
>>143943972
mass suicide
>>143943963
No, it was a pretty foregone conclusion that something like that would happen regardless. You were just drawing attention to it and exacerbating the issue. Besides, we already know when the final thread will be up.
At what point in the manga do the usual weekly gags stop and the ending/serious stuff begin? I'd like to pick it up there
>>143943977
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>143944071
Around 280 is where relevant information works its way into the gags. Stuff like Nozomu not actually meaning to kill himself, organ transplant, etc.
>>143943871
Caps lock is not proper anon!
>>143944071
Kill yourself.
>>143939365
Do the nips follow this?
Someone post this on 2ch/futaba/whatever.
>>143944071
Why? If all you want to read of the series is the ending, you might as well just look it up.
>>143944071
Please don't do this.
>>143939365
>2 days
W-what
>>143944070
Afternoon, JP timezone, right? I forget what we talked about in the last thread.
On a side note. Chapter inclusion aside, consider the fact that the staff doesn't actually give a fuck about murrica's SZS audience / fanbase.
Pandering doesn't count.
>>143944244
Don't get me wrong I do intend to read the enitrety of the manga, it's fantastic, but I'd like to participate in these threads and avoid spoilers for relevant information if I can. And since some of it is significantly more important than the rest I think I should get that out of the way first
Even after these threads end the Chiri-fags will remain.
>>143944071
3/4. An hero immediately.
>>143944147
NEITHER IS YOUR PERMA-PARTED HAIRSTYLE YOU FUCKING CUNT.
God forgive me.
>>143943649
It can't be helped if that happens. I know that I won't be able to make the thread until like 8:40 at the earliest anyways
>>143944381
>And since some of it is significantly more important than the rest
I wouldn't say that. Even without the ending, it's an enjoyable comedy manga.
>>143940403
best bet is laughing threads will cover the whole board
>>143944210
Last post.
No, and if not no, then at least very unlikely. They could give two fucks about murrifat imageboard trends or in-jokes.
If any of them do, and we manage to show up on 2ch in some capacity, I'd be shocked.
I'll keep an eye out and keep everyone updated the day everything goes down, just to see if anything hilarious happens.
>>143944395
>I will never be able to do naked butt docking with another girl
>I genuinely feel sad for this fact
I need to go outside
>>143944584
You can do it with me, anon.
No homo, of course.
>>143944584
>>143944659
Anything is fine if you do it properly.
>>143944584
I've done naked butt docking with anotherboy.
>>143943731
Make it happen. Anyway to gather the crew?
>>143942609
>>143944747
Was it fun? Was someone else watching?
>>143944659
T-Thanks anon
>>143943208
Godspeed, you faggot. Godspeed.
>>143944794Nobody else, it was fun.
Think of Pico to Chico without the sister.
>>143939365
I'm rereading my copies of this manga and Kometa's a lot more rightwing than I remember.
>>143939365
i can't believe someone spammed this thread for seven years
>>143939365
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGH
I'm not ready to graduate!
Did he actually start seven years ago? I dont remember that.
>>143944395
Is it actually possible for girls with a bit of fat on their asses to actually physically make their assholes touch? You'd think skinny girls would be able to do that easily, but after seeing this, I'm now not so sure.
Assdocking =/= asshole kissing
>>143945115
No fucking way; the manga was still ongoing in 2009. It didn't end until just a few years ago. It's exactly what made such a huge shitstorm when the reveal hit us all like a brick to the mouth.
>>143945115
>>143945196
No. Like 2014.
>>143945069
I wish I did. I only did it for 1.75 years
>>143944863Cute, now I wanna try it even if its with a boy.
>>143945246
600 days? That seems a bit off.
>>143945291
I think I started at 640 something
>you'll never have a threesome with matoi and kiri
>>143945291
Nah, definitely remember started seeing these threads in the mid 500's
>>143945196
>It's exactly what made such a huge shitstorm when the reveal hit us all like a brick to the mouth.
I do feel cringed on the ending but I thought we all will still gonna like it?
How do you all respond to the ending?
>>143945340
>You will never pick a single zetsubou and have a wonderful relationship with them, involving marraige, family building, and growing old together
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/113833370
If only I had thought about doing it a couple of days sooner. That would have been a far more interesting day to start
I've never actually watched this show. Time to power through the whole thing tonight/tomorrow. Wish me luck. I will laugh two days from now and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>143943432
I don't get it.
>>143945476
Because that translation is complete shit.
>>143944395
ASSymetrical docking
>>143944767
Ok, I'm back.
I just tried to skype two people in particular, neither of whom are interested in talking to any janitors, or putting in any work.
The ONLY way I see that happening, honestly, is if a rando mod saw that post, and considers taking it to the brass and asks that it be allowed for a short period as an event. That - or getting on rizon and getting the crowd together to get modgod's attention and asking nicely.
Just be aware that, if that does happen, /a/, or just in general, the celebration thread, will receive a massive influx of curious people pining to see what all the fuss is about.
It may actually make the thread more cancerous, even if the mods troll the fuck out of the other boards as a result of it happening. It may backfire spectacularly.
>>143945319
>>143945353
i think it was more i remenber being in the 800's
![[gg]_Zan_Sayonara_Zetsubou_sensei_-_02_[DB36C966].mkv_snapshot_15.29_[2016.05.17_18.04.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/stqE1QU.jpg "[gg]_Zan_Sayonara_Zetsubou_sensei_-_02_[DB36C966].mkv_snapshot_15.29_[2016.05.17_18.04.55].jpg")
>>143942811
>>143945370
No anon it was a glorious shitstorm. We were all mindfucked and loved it.
SZS is by far one of the most brilliant japanese works i've ever read, watched, and discussed with all you guys. It's been so much fun.
Just think how many years OP has been doing this? What will his life be like once this is over? Will he realise what a pointless and colossal waste of time this has been?
>>143945616
damn, I still remember those threads
>>143945677
>>143945433
>first thread
>one reply
sad
>>143945616
Sucks to be here late.
To be honest I am really curious about the shitstorm back then. Can you remember the time when it happened? I would like to look for the archive.
>>143945677
Probably still not as much of a waste as you.
>>143945677
Im not familiar with this series, just remember for a long time this thread was a familiar sight to see when I browse through the front page or catalog,
going to be strange to see it go.
>>143945433
You're a hero.
I dont even watch SZS but have been seeing these threads for a long time and desu when i was in a bad mental place there threads were one of the only constants in my life.
I felt safe knowing that some things would remain the same, like the threads.
Its really sad for me to see it end.
>>143945863
Uhh its hard to describe. just some dumps of dubious quality scans coming in, at least they were Japanese, and chapter by chapter from the graduation to the island marriage scenes we, well, we lost our shit, and then we proceeded to lose our shit even harder.
I remember making a comment about Sensei being the ultimate harem master.
Reminder that you missed more than two days.
>>143945988
Did you recalled which year was it? Oh and any post content you could remember? Such as yours.
Reminder that sensei got the fuckboi in his harem.
What do I do with my life after this is over?
>>143946221
start living it
>>143946221
become a homeroom teacher to a host of possessed girls.
>>143946162
not >>143945988 but this image >>143945702 was one of the first replies on the final thread,that's why I posted it, but it had a different filename; the shitstorm was enormous, everyone was expecting a mindfuck, but not this huge
>>143945521
/v/ doesn't care about SZS. It'll be fine
>>143946284
May your laughter be never ending, anon.
>>143946284
>>143945677
I'll expect this to go to the negatives.
>>143945677
Not even two years, this guy is a hack.
I've seen these threads every day, and since the deadline is approaching, I have to know what the hell they are about.
>>143946952
Why didn't you ever lurk?
Why does it concern you now?
Just go away.
>>143946188
Storytelling one or shota?
>>143946384
Image search gives me nothing so I am now looking atmoeinstead. Because the archive is so shit the search function doesn't get enabled, it is really hard for me to get to the thread.
Did you recalled the year and month the event happened? That's all I want to know.
I'm finally going to watch this so I can feel included!
>>143940176
Thanks anon.
>>143947240
If you watch it now you'll have to wait until 2023 though.
>>143942308
THIS is best girl.
>>143946952
/a/ and /jp/ will merge back into one board again,
neither of us want this but its the only way we can fight cell.
>>143947368
What are you going on about?
>>143947368
The only way that can even begin to happen is if we get a full length Touhou anime. SZS, while very Japanese, isn't really a /jp/ topic.
Are we going to laugh at midnight tomorrow, or wait until the time the episode came out?
>>143947815
8:00pm UTC -5, July 11th, the year of our Lord 2016
>>143942299
Why am I feeling empty and sad while seeing this image?
>>143947815
>midnight tomorrow
I hope noti work now
>>143939365
Just started Zan. I'm nearly there lads.
>>143939365
I've paid my bills, spent time with my family and friends, right now I'm doing a re watch of my favorite shows.
I'm ready,
>>143949169
We're all going to make ourselves taller together.
>>143948374;_;
>>143948374
Such is the nature of things
>>143943305
![[gg]_Zan_Sayonara_Zetsubou_sensei_-_02_[DB36C966]_Jul 10, 2016, 05.45.43.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ucoc3gn.jpg "[gg]_Zan_Sayonara_Zetsubou_sensei_-_02_[DB36C966]_Jul 10, 2016, 05.45.43.jpg")
>>143948758
KITAAAAAAAAAADoesn't this mean I'll have to laugh 7 years from today though?
>>143945956
>>143950545
hahaha
>>143950545
Of course.
>>143940176
Thank you, anon.
>>143940573
I don't think no mods here have been in this site for 7 years or longer.
![Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei 4.avi_snapshot_14.53_[2016.07.10_15.02.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bYtaxuC.jpg "Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei 4.avi_snapshot_14.53_[2016.07.10_15.02.05].jpg")
How did Nozomu become a teacher when he can't even type konnichiwa properly
>>143948374
You got old.
>>143952999
The same way George Bush got elected president, despite not being able to open a wooden door.
>>143940971
>>143943601
how can something be hard to marathon
