Shun her for expressing any kind of emotion. As a true Japanese male I would instead focus my impotence on the explosive midget, using terms such as "loli" to distract people from the fact I'm just a raging paedophile.

Probably tity fuck and cream her tits.

>>143864315
I would insert my penis into her vagina in a consensual manner, or if she wanted to as well, her asshole. Wouldn't pull out, because 2D girls can't get pregnant.

she's so fucking ugly. You're a fag if you're attracted to DEEN designs

Make her do push ups.

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>>143864315
>see how far she would let me mistreat her
>send her into battle against creatures she has no chance going against
>systematically remove her limbs through said battle
>quadriplegic that is 100% emotionally dependent on me
>fuck her holes until she is an empty shell of a person
>throw her away when she no longer can satisfy me
>wallow in her despair as she realizes she has no worth to anyone but me and dies a slow, excruciatingly painful death
Muh dick is DIAMONDS right now.

>>143866362
Would darkness freak out Rance?

>>143864315
Brutal anal rape, just to be nice to her.

>>143864315
Marry her off to a wealthy landlord's son.

>>143866362
fatalpulse pls go.

headpats

Ignore.

I'd make her carry me from bronze 5 to challenger

>>143864315
exchange for megumin

>>143867944
This

>>143864423
I can't see the appeal of Megamind. I don't dislike her, she seems an alright character and contributes to making the series fun, but she has zero sex appeal for me.

Eris seems much better wife material.

>>143864423
Nothing wrong with pedophilia

>>143864315
Soft and gentle sex, with as little pain as possible, as a form of denial play.

What I do best. Bored her to tears.

>>143864423
>liking short girls is now pedophilia

>>143864315
Whisper "Lalatina" by her ear.

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Tell her to buy a bra.

Just kidding, I fucking love saggies

>>143864315
Love and then marry.

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>>143864315

Lalatina is cute. CUTE!

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>>143864315

First I would hold her hand, then look into those ocean blue eyes, proceed to declare my love to her and finally marry her.

>>143872404
You disgust me you sick animal.

>>143864315
>>143867944
Found the lolishit fag

>>143872856
Go back to r/anime.

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>>143864423

>>143872404
Tha-that's lewd, anon

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