>>143844229
Why would you do that?
>>143844300
Because I want to fuck god.
Yuck. This fanart looks messed up. Her eyes are all weird.
>>143845318
they're fine what are you talking about?
>>143845318
It looks alright to me though?
>>143845478
I think it's a joke, anon.
>>143844229
Wait if you cum inside god, does that mean you came inside everyone?
What happens if Haruhi bullies me with her farts?
>>143844229
Well son, there's a good chance that you get her pregnant. I mean, assuming it's her vagina you come into and not another orifice like, say, her nostrils.
>>143844229
Koizumi, you gotta stop asking me shit like that. Frankly, it's making me uncomfortable.
>>143845722
you become a dank meme
>>143844229
But how do you cum inside yourself, Haruhi?
>>143844229
Koizumi already did.
>>143844498
Kyon is the de facto god
>>143844229
Her butt would be extremely painful
>>143846109
She'll get pregnant if she wants to be, where ever you cum or if you don't cum at all. She resurrected extinct pigeons; a little pregnancy would be no problem.
Her getting pregnant with Kyon's child without ever having sex would be a funny way to end the series, come to think of it. Their kid was being babysat by his mom when Haruhi met his time-traveling high school self.
>>143846363
What does it feel like to cum inside Kyon?
>>143844229
Remember: raping Haruhi is impossible, if it's happening, she willed it.
>>143847399
The purest and lewdest at the same time.
As expected from God.
>>143846292
Did he though?
>>143846292
>>143847875
tfw AU Koizumi is a good-for-nothing beta orbiter
