emilia-tan's sad face makes me hard
>>143776464
on the motherfucking paint? nigga?
>>143776464
Hopefully a better man who will not be retarded takes after her
>>143776464
>be a lonely NEET playing vidya all day
>suddenly find yourself in a strange fantasy world
>get saved by a cute half elf girl
>fall in love with her
>die trying to protect her
>suddenly you live again
>everything has reset
>die over and over and over again trying to protect her
>you want no reward
>all you want is to be by her side
>you see how she mingles with shiny powerful knights
>you do your best to not say anything despite your jealousy feeling like a stone in your chest
>you notice how she wants less and less to do with you
>eventually she throws you away like a used tool to be kept in the background
>you make sure to do your very best in a desperate attempt to stay relevant in her life
>she doesn't care
>you finally snap and tell her what an ungrateful whore she is
>she leaves you without any remorse
>one of her maids are ordered to stay with you for a while
>you train hard every day to be worthy of standing by her side
>you grow closer to the maid that was left behind with you
>you suddenly receive word that the ungrateful girl you love is in danger
>you do what you must and travel to save her
>the maid that you thought you could trust betrays you
>everyone you ever cared for turn their back on you
>you're all alone
Reminder that Emilia and Rem are both shit. Subaru is a good boy who did nothing wrong.
>>143776464
FILTHY WOMAN
>>143776464
The pineapple did it better
>>143776464
What was her problem???? Why won't she acknowledge Subaru as her attendant?????
>>143776970
He saved her and proved to be the most loyal person she'll ever meet. He didn't care about her being an elf. He truly loved Emilia and she just spat on his face as thanks.
>>143777044
Because she's an ungrateful whore. He would've done anything for her and she just threw it away to hang out with the stuck up knights.
>>143777113
Doesn't matter how loyal he is, he's unpredictable as fuck. That would be like bringing your dog to a meeting. You need to go back to >>>/r9k/, you don't treat someone like your best friend just because they're "loyal," Subaru made a fool out of himself and out of Emilia. He damaged her reputation and insulted the knights publicly, you don't just keep someone around who does that.
TL;DR
loyalty does not equal political or social skills
>>143777236
It's her own damn fault for not inviting him to the event and teaching him what to say and how to act. She knew that he would't stay locked up in that fucking room so why not invite him and make sure it's done correctly? She is a dumb fucking bitch.
He does so much for them and they still won't trust him. They all abandon him in a new foreign world. The only people he have ever loved and care for.
>>143777236
>he damaged her reputation
I don't think you can damage the reputation of someone who is known as literal fucking satan.
If anything, and what dumbledore affirmed, he showed people that despite being satan she could inspire such loyalty and bravery from a common man and was not to be looked down upon.
Julius' and the knight's autism was literally the only factor that smeared their reputation, and Julius fucked himself over more than anyone else.
>>143777272
>tells him to stay in one place
>can't even follow those simple instructions
>expecting him to follow anything more complicated than that
Dude, Subaru's an idiot, just accept it. There is no reason to be so emotionally attached to him, he is a cartoon character.
>>143777529
Emilia is an incompetent fucking moron and she needs him. She's just too dumb to realize it.
>>143777272
>She knew that he would't stay
No, she knew that he was stupid, but she thought that he wasn't completely retarded and she trusted him to stay put. Dumb bitch should've just put him down like the defective dog he is.
>>143777272
>not inviting a random commoner sperg to a royal event
>so he goes there anyway and starts making an ass of himself in front of everyone like she knew he would if she ever invited him
>"It's her own damn fault for not inviting him"
Are you people for real
>>143777044
Dumb frogposter.
>>143777588
>>143777610
Please go back to facebook. Subaru is a true hero and she discarded him like trash.
>>143777563
>>143777113
Your arguments are shit, you sound like a flailing idiot.
This guy actually brings up a decent point though >>143777519 , you can learn a thing or two from him.
>>143777470
>they still won't trust him
Well, it seems that they were right that he can't be trusted.
I want to marry Emilia-tan.
>>143777236
At least dogs can be trained and stay when you tell them to. He needs to learn to read the mood, the only cure for idiocy is death he'll get there soon.
>>143777627
>discarded him like trash
As they should have. Nobody like a clingy autist with delusions of grandeur
>>143777680
Where do you think we are? REEE:Zero is out animu and Saint Subaru is a supreme gentleman.
>>143777681
Why would you want to marry someone who'll only see you as a tool and throw you away as soon as a shiny knight approaches her?
>>143777725
Subaru is the most powerful being in their entire world. He is an immortal warrior from a different world with far superior technology and knowledge.
>>143777681
>marrying all the evils of the World
>>143777681
I want to fuck EMT
>tfw subaru finally has enough of betrayal and decide to get revenge on all those who've wronged him
>>143777778
>he roleplays a medieval knight on an anonymous philippino technical drawing imageboard
>>143777756
not like a cellphone does much good in a world of magic.
>>143777837
What does a half elf smell like?
>>143777756
>Why would you want to marry someone who'll only see you as a tool and throw you away
People want what they can't or shouldn't have. He probably believes he can still "prove" himself to Emilia, which is why he's been jumping into neck-high shit for her every chance he gets and outright telling her how fucked she was/is without him.
>Subaru is the most powerful being in their entire world
There's a limit to the power of repetition. Say if he had to fight Reinhard: even if each loop he got stronger somehow he still wouldn't be able to close the gap in strength and would just keep dying fruitlessly until his mind breaks.
I approve of this. This show is going to make the people watching it into even worse people than when they started. It's accelerating the degeneration.
>>143777894
A Witch
>>143777756
The only thing he has going for him is the immortality, which isn't even an ability he worked to obtain in the first place just a deus ex machina freely given to him. Gods knows this retard needs several tries to get anything done right
>>143777991
I want to sniff a witch
So since Emilia is an half elf why haven't we seen any actual elves yet
>>143776846
Subaru is a loser who did everything wrong. Fucking betafag doesn't realise that his waifu doesn't want a subservient idiot as a mate, just like any woman.
>>143778099
Then she should die.
>>143777044
Because he is a "nice guy" and nice guys always finish last.
>>143777044
Because she did not see him below her, she saw him as a friend, she was bothered by how much he puts himself in harms way for her.
>be a half-elf
>street rat robs you
>track down the rat
>a dude in strange clothes saves you from an assassin, resulting in him being fatally wounded
>feeling responsibility and gratitude you take him to your mansion to heal and recuperate
>the mansion's master offers him anything as a reward
>spend time with spergy but positive and funny dude, you get along with him
>one night the dude with one the maids go outs for some vague reason "I have to"
>returns fatally wounded, again
>next day he runs to save a maid, tells you to stay home
>he fucks his gate up
>feeling responsibility and gratitude you take him to the capital to heal and recuperate, once again, again
>meanwhile you're going to one of the most important events in your life
>the dudes wants to go with you
>tell him to take it easy, have him make a promise
>he breaks a promise, barges in and makes an ass out of himself
>he spergs out on you afterwards
>what the fuck was that
What a manipulative whore Emilia is, the worst girl.
subaru is emiliafags characterized
>>143778186
If she doesn't realize how much he loves her then she's a moron.
>>143777113
No one is obliged to abide by a covert contract. So what if he did all that? A man who easily says "I love you" is the equivalent of a woman who easily spreads her legs. Subaru already demonstrated his commitment over pretty much nothing, thus exposing himself as a frustrated loser who is so woman-starved that he fell in love with the first girl who acted remotely nice towards him. And above all, he is a child in an adult's body, or at least acts like one. A woman wants a provider and a protector as a mate, not another child to take care of.
>>143778186
>obey emilia
>stay locked up in the room like an animal
>become less and less relevant in her life
>she keeps going on increasingly grand meetings and events
>you are now stuck as a simple servant
Good idea if you want to turn yourself into a side character.
Why do women expect friendship from guys who clearly want to fuck them? Are they really that clueless or just full of shit?
>>143778301
They're full of shit. They have nothing to offer that a male friend can't offer 10 times better, EXCEPT their pussy.
>>143778186
You forgot
>Keeps saying i did a lot of things for him when all i did basically nothing
>Keeps hurting himself for me, and this time without good reason
>Talks as if i'm our friendship is merely on the basis of a debt, get hurt from it
Emilia was fair to him, and he showed time and time again that he will do something stupid, like in the carriage, which he survived by pure luck.
She wanted him to stop with his antics, and was not even THAT mad until he started to sperg about wanting to stay by her side. The talk of debts is what destroyed any possible reason for her to believe he called cared for her, and was simply manipulating his stay.
>>143778227
>>143778186
Love need not be reciprocated. Relationships don't work like contracts. You don't do something to get something in return. Not getting this is why you belong on
>>>/r9k/
>>143778227
She does, only it's a creepy, autistic one-sided love.
Do subarufags really have this little self-awareness and social skills?
>>143777233
You know perfectly she tried to protect him since he was hurting himself all the time. Probably you are just a delusional Remfag. I always said that Remfags are a cancer. A cancer.
>>143778427
Even Priscilla can't stand the sperg.
>>143778489
>You don't do something to get something in return.
>dat naivete
Everyone does things expecting to benefit in some manner. It's completely natural.
Delete this entire thread, it's already overrun with shitposters
>>143778524
If she can't appreciate it then she should just die. I hope Subaru kills her.
>>143778553
Priscilla and Felt are the only ones who've ever been truly nice to Subaru. Emilia, Rem, the military girl and the knights are all ungrateful traitors and whores.
>>143778511
No, retard, what you don't get, with your covert contract mentality, is that the woman you crave for is not obligated by anything to reciprocate your affections, and you showering her with "gifts" won't change that. You can expect something in return until your pubes fall off; if you act like an aspie, all you'll end up fucking is your pillow.
Subaru should just masturbate, like his author. He acts like woman repellant.
>subarufags
mad face > sad face > smile face
>>143778611
He literary saved her fucking life. She would be nothing without him. In any decent culture she would owe him her life now. Heroism is a meme because everyone has ulterior motives. People just come up with their heroic reasons for doing something after it has already been done. People always do things heroic for a reason that benefits them or the things they believe in. "Real" heroes do something for their own gain, then they make up a believable "good guy"-story of why they did it to appear more heroic.
>>143778624
See, everyone is cruel to him without a reason. He tries to fit in and be a good person and all he get in return is betrayal.
>>143778584
That's not the point, you socially retarded dunce. That's not why what Subaru is doing is bad; it's bad because IT DOES NOT FUCKING WORK. You won't get a girl to fall for you by acting like a mangy dog for her.
>Why the fuck do you even come to /a/ just to write things like this?
Because I like nerds, so I want to help them out with their woman problems. Nerds are the reason why I have a computer, because they invented it. If nerds go extinct, bye bye to all this cool shit. So in order to have cool shit, I must teach nerds how to reproduce.
>>143777233
How grateful can you be about someone almost singlehandedly ruining your chances to be king, while at the same time shitting in the Royal Knights, a royal guard made for royalty?
>>143778665
>He literary saved her fucking life.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
>>143778665
>or the things they believe in
So how exactly is heroism a meme? It's exactly that.
>>143778665
So I guess doctors are entitled to fuck every patient they treat, whoa anon you're a real visionary
>>143778708
He didn't ruin anything. If she wants power then she can just take it. Simply get rid of all the other candidates using your loyal servant Subaru who'd do anything for you.
>>143778719
Fuck you. People like you are the reason civilization is collapsing.
>>143778665
>He literary saved her fucking life
He literally didn't. It was Reinhard that did everything.
He couldn't even save Rem, it was Roswaal that swooped in and saved the day.
>In any decent culture she would owe him her life now
That isn't how it works sperg-kun
>>143778695
You're not helping anyone. You're just shitposting on a thread about a cartoon. Go outside and do something worthwhile.
>>143778746
Saving someone as part of your work isn't the same as saving someone you have no reason at all to care about. Stop using strawman arguments you dishonest fucker.
>>143778524
I am a very friendly and open boy, anon-kun. And I like Subaru. So maybe you are the one who isn't able to get his complex and tridimensional character.
Mandatory reading for all idiotic Subarufags:
r/TheRedPill/comments/3slr6k/covert_contracts_and_why_they_suck/
>>143778750
No, civilisation is collapsing because white knight losers like you allow woman to walk all over you.
>>143778746
What if I work in geriatric ward?
>his smile and optimism
>gone
>>143778779
Damn, you're right. Let me rephrase that
If you save someone by applying first aid AND you're not a doctor, you're entitled to fuck them. Thanks anon
>>143778770
>Go outside
You first. Go hit on a chick. Put your dick in pussy. Grow out of the 3DPD phase.
>>143778766
>That isn't how it works sperg-kun
That's how it used to work for several thousand years all over the entire fucking planet, normie-kun.
>>143778810
Pretty much. At the very least they should be very grateful, especially if you stick around and keep proving your loyalty over and over again.
>>143778820
Read some history. You're retarded.
>>143778598
>If she can't appreciate it then she should just die. I hope Subaru kills her.
But she did appreciate or didnt you watch the bedroom scene?
What destroyed her trust wasnt him breaking his promise, or sperging, or fighting.
>>143776846
>do the exact opposite of what she asked you to
>embarrass her in public as a direct result
>be surprised that this damages her trust in you
Subaru is a literal autist and so are you. Sasuga NEET.
>>143778813
I'm not the one with a hero complex. A lazy shit like you has no right to lecture others. Live up to your word and actually help people, you hypocrite.
>>143776846
this is correct
>>143778847I wasn't expecting you to agree, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you legit autistic?
Also, she was very grateful, but then he fucked up any chances of her getting elected
>>143778785
>implying i'm a white knight
I support Elliots vision of a world where the female scum are starved to death in massive concentration camps. Too bad it will never come true.
>>143778847
No, they shouldn't. You cannot mandate sexual attraction. If you want to bang a chick, you must tug at her desires, not treat the encounter like a business transaction. Bet you're a libertardian too.
>>143778820
Mostly in pre-civilization cultures or warrior class in and almost always only between males. Nice try though.
>>143778897
>Bet you're a libertardian too
Nah, stormfag. Subaru did nothing wrong and that half elf whore needs to be taught some lessons.
![[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 02 [480p].mkv_snapshot_01.26_[2016.07.06_20.54.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JOGJWwW.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 02 [480p].mkv_snapshot_01.26_[2016.07.06_20.54.32].jpg")
You could use a more relevant pic.
>>143778750
>Simply get rid of all the other candidates using your loyal servant Subaru who'd do anything for you.
Literally the inverse of what she wants to do.
>wants people to be equal and respect each other
>get rid of rivals
Great fucking job anon.
>>143778877
I already did. I explained to you why what Subaru is doing has no chance of winning Emillia over, and why you should stop sympathizing with him because that a sign of your own unhealthy misunderstanding of human psychology:
Don't treat relationships like contracts, because they ain't contracts. Even if Subaru saved Emillia (and he actually did not) that doesn't mean she will automatically fall all over his cock. Whether he did it with prior reasons or not is irrelevant.
>>143778695
Smartest person on /a/??
>>143778965
>Subaru did nothing wrong
Do you even watch the show? He did everything wrong, multiple times. That's the fucking premise.
Except this time he forgot that he always fucks up and dies before he manages to get it right.
>>143778820
Nice fantasy world you live in, nerd
Maybe if you wish it hard enough, it'll come true one of these days
>>143779006
She doesn't need their respect. She only needs their loyalty. Show them some fancy magic and tell them you are the witch reborn and they'll bow down of be purged. The rabble will serve you and won't even think about rising up against you.
>>143778965
As far as getting Emillia to fall in love with him, he did everything wrong. Whether his actions are moral or not is irrelevant.
>>143779007
If saving her won't make her like him then he might as well rape the whore and kill her. She has nothing to offer him. She can't teach him how to become a powerful warrior and she won't even let him be a part of the throne succession to gain power. His future in her care is to be a fucking maid kept in the background.
>>143779039
He did nothing wrong.
>>143778847
That's exactly why Emilia is saving herself for Reinhardt who saved all their miserable lives.
And Subaru is getting the clown cock every night.
>>143779067
>tell them you are the witch reborn
Good job turning literally everyone in the kingdom against you, retard
>>143779134
What can they do? They'll serve her or die. Only a small minority will be brave enough to defy her and they'll easily get taken care of.
>>143779007
That's not real help. All these opinions toward a cartoon have no weight whatsoever. Some people are being completely disingenuous. Shocker, isn't it?
You are pitiful. Playing armchair psychologist is not substitute for real assistance, which requires genuine compassion and sacrifice. I bet you're a friendless virgin, you fraud.
>>143779116
>If saving her won't make her like him then he might as well
He might as well try to act like a man, and you too. Learn how to seduce a woman, don't play games with yourself thing that if you do [whatever] you'll be rewarded with pussy. That's just in your head. Reality doesn't care about the little games you set-up for yourself. You want to make a woman to like you, do what is required to make a woman to like you.
Be confident. Take care of yourself physically. Get a job. Act like a man, not a child. etc.
>>143779205
>he doesn't know
>>143779188
>Some people are being completely disingenuous.
Yes, and? What are ou going to do, cry yourself to sleep over it?
>>143779227
>just be yourself
Take your 'just-world fallacy' and get the fuck out of here.
>>143779067
Then write an orgy doujin where Reinhardt and Subaru doubletime Emilia, then the Witch of envy apes Subaru, then Subaru makes sweet consensual sex with Rem and then when he's completely spent gets fucked by clown in his boypussy.Fuck I'm getting horny again.I'm gett
>>143779265
NO, fuckhead. I didn't tell you to be yourself. I told you to stop being a fucking loser. Ditch your loser self. Unlearn your bad habits.
>>143779265
That's not what he said. He said act like a man, not a fucking child.
In Subaru's case, it's the complete opposite of being himself. Being himself is what got him in this shit in the first place, dipshit
why do the witch cultists hate emilia again
aren't they supposed to love the witch
>>143779305
>>143779329
>stop being born with a brain damage
>stop having a deformed ugly face
>stop being short
>stop growing up in a poor household
>stop being bullied as a kid
>stop be insecure to the point where you can hardly speak
>just man up and beeee urself
Good trucking advice. Really good. Did you get it directly from Facebook?
You didn't get where you are just because you're so fucking good and hard working. You just happened to get lucky and be born with good genetics in a good place.
>>143779410
If you have brain damage, then please put a bullet through your head and spare us the waste of oxygen. But if you're not biologically fucked up, you can learn to fix or cover up for your imperfections. If you're a fat fuck with a stinky neckbeard, you can shave and hit the gym, for example.
Are you starting to get it?
>>143779410
>it's not my fault
>can't do anything about it
>stop telling me to improve, it's impossible
No, bitch. That defeatism of yours is your actual problem. The sooner you acknowledge that the sooner you can start getting over it.
Your delusions and denial are the exact opposite of helpful and you need to get rid of them.
>>143779479
>if you aren't a perfect healthy aryan like me you should be killed
>>>/stormfront/
>>143779410
What do any of these have to do with Subaru? Nice projections, faggot.
And no I'm not mentally retarded or physically deformed but that still doesn't mean women jump on my cock 24/7. I still gotta earn those, retard.
>>143779512
Tell me how to solve the things I listed. It's literary impossible.
>>143779524
It just shows that not everyone is the same and not everything can be solved by "manning up" like these faggots seem to think.
Subaru did his very best but just because he isn't a social butterfly that can talk smoothly you all hate him for it.
>>143778624
Why is she kicking him?
Emilia was always a dumb whore glad people are realizing it now
>>143779560
>Tell me how to solve the things I listed. It's literary impossible.
Fine.
>stop being born with a brain damage
Specify
>stop having a deformed ugly face
Irrelevant. Develop your personality and people will gladly engage with you even if you're ugly as sin.
>stop being short
Completely irrelevant.
>stop growing up in a poor household
Are you an adult now? Then it doesn't matter anymore. Get a basic, no skill job and start working your way up from there.
>stop being bullied as a kid
If you're not a kid anymore then this doesn't matter. Get over it.
>stop be insecure to the point where you can hardly speak
If you get a job, any job, and start being a functional member of society then you can also start working on your sense of self worth.
Just don't fall into the usual burgerstan mentality that makes people think only white collar wage slaves have "respectable" jobs. That's bullshit.
>just man up and beeee urself
No, dumbshit. Your current self sounds awful. You need to STOP being yourself and become someone better instead.
>>143779517
I'm not from stormfront you twit. And I'm not aryan either; I'm not a speaker of Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects.
>>143779560
Oh, so that was a literal description of you? Ok, let's give it a shot
>brain damage
How debilitating is it? What kind of brain damage do you have? You can't fix brain damage, but you can teach yourself to act around it.
>deformed ugly face
Go under the knife. You can also learn to stop being bothered by it. Act like you don't give a fuck if you're ugly. You won't get your dick inside a babe, but if you act like a jock who gives no fuck, you have a chance to bang a 4/10 to a 6/10.
>short
I am 170cm only myself. It's not so much being short that woman find unattractive, but the insecurity that comes with it. An insecure guy is one that is probably not good at protecting a woman. If you act confident in spite of being short, women will not be bothered by your height. Girls don't put emphasis on looks alone. They care about social status and personality too. Act like you're the king of the hill and you'll get pussy. It doesn't matter if you know you're not the best thing in the world. Bullshit her. She doesn't know the truth either.
it is not impossible to stop being insecure. it's a phobia like any other. You can cure yourself with gradual exposure and confrontation with what makes you insecure.
Stop being yourself. Become a vetter version of yourself.
>>143779185
This doesn't even make sense.
How can she kill them?
>>143779773
>Specify
Autism.
>Irrelevant. Develop your personality and people will gladly engage with you even if you're ugly as sin.
Hard to do when you're autistic.
>Completely irrelevant.
Lmao.
>Then it doesn't matter anymore.
>If you're not a kid anymore then this doesn't matter.
>the early and most defining parts of your life that make you into who you are doesn't matter
>If you get a job
I have one.
>>143778016
she iced elfheim
>>143779813
>Act like you're the king of the hill and you'll get pussy.
Only works if you're tall. Otherwise you will be seen as the overcompensating angry manlet that everyone laugh at.
>You can cure yourself with gradual exposure and confrontation with what makes you insecure.
You can't cure autism.
>>143779852
>Autism.
That's not even remotely specific.
Are you even diagnosed or are you just blaming everything on it?
>I have one
What is it?
>>143779410
Nothing of that means "be a man".
Being a man is not getting /fit/, alpha, 7ft tall with a giantic dick.
Being a man is taking your responsabilities and actions and assuming them. You know, like a man.
Running from your responsabilities and the actions you yourself did is only a childish act.
>>143779945
In this fucked up world it's illegal to face your responsibilities in an appropriate way.
Subaru is:
>a kid
>a NEET
>suddenly brought to an unknown fantasy world alone
>died many many times
>suffered multiple physical and emotional trauma all for Emilia and Rem and himself, and everybody else but nobody else remembers it, he can't talk about it either
Give the guy some slack
>>143779913
Autism is not a disease. Autistics are people who have a very pronounced systematising neurology. Systematising neurology is a biological trait like any other. Some people are more systematising, some less. You are simply a lot more systematising than average. Autism is no more a disease or a form of brain damage than 190cm height is. It's simply more of one thing that characterises all human beings.
>Only works if you're tall.
Height has nothing to do with it, meaning, women don't like height for its own sake. They like height for what is signifies, or used to signify: strength, the capacity to dominate others (and implicitly protect her) and so on. If you can show that you can offer all that, than it doesn't matter if you're short.
And to take some advice over from the other anon:
>Hard to do when you're autistic.
Not true. Even autistics can ape other humans. You learned how to speak didn't you? How did that happen? You imitated others. Imitate the demeanour of someone manly. Don't imitate the demeanour of someone unmanly, like Subaru.
Practice makes perfect.
>>143776464
I cant believe how long it took me to drop it, 6 episodes
visuals are nice and plot has potential but the characters are all stupid and cringy
>>143780110
>Even autistics can ape other humans.
Anon... the literal definition of autism is being unable to do that.
>>143780228
>expecting a normal happy person to understand
It's no wonder they hate Subaru.They can't identify with him one bit.
>people are actually defending subaru
Let's not forget that Emilia never asked for Subaru's help and it was Subaru who forced himself to Emilia's life.
>>143780202
>visuals are nice
It doesn't even have that anymore.
>>143780273
Without Subaru she would be dead. That naive little girl needs him more than he needs her.
I can understand where Subaru is coming from since he has been through so much bullshit and constant deaths just to get everyone through alive which we as viewers also witness but he just can't tell anyone that so they wont understand what he has really done for them.
He needs to realize this though, because his outburst to Emilia was basically "you don't know how grateful you should be to me because you have literally no memories of anything I do for you" which is just the unfortunate truth. He can't tell them, they will never know and he has to deal with that and stop being a bitch about it.
>>143780228
That's a symptomatic description of autism, and most research has moved away from that. I am telling you why autistics have trouble imitating others: they never practiced it, because they have an inclination to systematise things, so they spent most of their childhood playing with Legos, not other kids. There are plenty of high-functionning autistics, i.e. people with a proclivity to systematise but who have learned how to socialise also.
I am telling you, autism is not a mental disorder. You don't suck at socialising because you have autism, you suck at it because you never practiced.
please tell me emilia actually loves subaru
>>143780367
Of coarse she doesn't. She just uses him.
>>143780321
But she never asked for his help. If she begged Subaru to help her, then that would be a different story.
>>143780319
Probably saving their cash for WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
>>143780251
I don't hate Subaru. I'm just explaining why his course of action is misguided if his ultimate goal is to win Emillia's affections. .
>>143780273
Subaru is right the reason he never apologized when they asked him to is because he plans to prove it, if he actually listens to them he would find everyone died months ago and his checkpoint past it.
>>143780383
If you see a dumb kid running out on the road you'll probably help them even if they don't realize that they need to be helped.
>>143780367
She care for him, having to tell him off was painful for her too, notice the OP where every other candidate is doing something and Emilia is by her desk feeling sad.
Subaru was probably the only person in her life to come to her and not loath her for her appearance and being a half-elf, but after that sperg attack she is not sure if that was even real.
>>143780319
wow that looks terrible
a shame, sounds like not a single reason remains to pick it up again
>>143780431
But that kid won't suck your dick after even if you saved him expecting him to do just that afterwards.
>>143776846
>>the maid that you thought you could trust betrays you
More like the maid wanted to protect you from imminent death, therefore she loves you. Not so hard.
>>143780382
>She just uses him.
i don't think so tim
she is a really nice person
but at this point i doubt she has any romantic feelings to him
>>143780482
No but the kids mom should.
>>143777778
^^^
Shit son you almost got it!!!
Also
>remember to reach the town bonfire
>>143780503
If she was truly a nice person then she would've made it clear to him that he was never gonna be her king and that he was never gonna be more than a maid in the background that will never take part in the interesting stuff going on.
>>143780527
That's your fantasy scenario. She most likely won't. If you want the kid's mother to suck your dick, there are better ways to make her do that than saving her child from a car accident.
>>143780487
She abandoned him in an unknown world where he knows pretty much no one but her.
>>143780592
Emillia treats Subaru like the child he is, e.g. >>143780503
she lets him bawl his eyes out on her lap. That establishes their relationship as between a boy and his mummy, not between a man and his potential queen.
>>143779410
Great blog, where can I subscribe?
>>143780639
That was because Puck told her his mind was a freaking mess and he was clearly faking his over excited and cheerful attitude.
So she wanted to let him vent, and he did. She never asked why though.
>>143780639
If I can't get a /ss/ girl then I'd rather be alone. Fuck this macho dominant bullshit.
>>143780628
Did you even read the contents of the letter while he was approaching her body? She intended to go back for him, pretty sure she didn't expect that the freaking cult was murdering everyone.
She wanted him to stay put in the town and he had LOADS of money that would last him a while, the sack he gave the carriage boy was full to the brim.
>>143780367
She loves him as a friend.
>>143780340
She pressed the issue even if he had said nothing at the end he was fucked either way at least he had the balls to ask for something.
>>143780732
Basically this. When he told her that she should just put up with him because of the debts she felt like he wasn't truly interested in being her friend and was merely manipulating his stay in the mansion.
>>143780681
Virtually all women like macho dominant "bullshit". What you desire is virtually a unicorn.
>>143780680
Yes, she wanted to let him vent, like a mother caressing her son after he lost a game and is upset about it.
>there there little child, cry your pains in mummy's lap
>>143779410
You just listed all of the reasons to not live.
>>143780732
I hope it doesn't stay that way.
>>143780780
You say that as if friends don't ever want to let others vent out their troubles to then when they're clearly distressed.
It doesn't have to be a mother and son relationship she, cares for him as a friend.
>>143780804
She never responds to his feelings.
>>143780837In arc 4 things become much better between then.
>>143780780
Priscilla-nee likes cute little boys.
>>143780837
That romantic banter and friendship is gonna work eventually into real love.
>>143780818
Men and women can't be friends like men and men are friends, or women and women can be friends. It is always a surrogate relationship. Either a surrogate for a mother-child relationship, or a surrogate for a romantic relationship ("friends-with-benefits").
>>143780889
>tfw no priscilla-nee
>tfw no priscilla-nee to sleep safely beside
>tfw no priscilla-nee to cuddle with
>tfw no priscilla-nee that teaches you things
>tfw no priscilla-nee that let's you explore her body
>tfw no priscilla-neen to lose your virginity with
>tfw no priscilla-nee that takes care of you and protects you
>tfw no priscilla-nee that takes you out on fun adventures
>you will never kiss the inside of priscilla-nee's thigh
>you will never smell her arousing female scent
>you will never move in your hand beneath her cute panties
>you will never feel her soft skin when you caress her pussy
>you will never see how she gets wet when your heavy breath reaches her sensitive parts
>you will never hear her cry out in pleasure when you touch her clitoris
>you will never hear her whisper to you how much she loves you
>you will never fall asleep by her side
>you will never be happy
>tfw no priscilla-nee
In summary, Subaru's problem is that he is a "nice guy" who sees Emilia as a quest giver whose task he has to fulfil in order to progress with her romantically. But, his problem is that if he has done the work he thinks produces a certain outcome, he's irritated if this doesn't happen: because what he fails to recognise is that neither is his course of action very likely to get him what he desires, but also that an entirely different approach can get what he wants with less effort. So he gets frustrated and lashes out senselessly.
>>143780915
>Men and women can't be friends like men and men are friends
>Can only be a surrogate Mother-child relationship, or friends with benefits
That's stupid anon. I had some female friends which i never planned on fucking, since i wasn't attracted to then, but i was on good terms with, and i'm fairly certain none of then acted like they were my mother.
That idea is old and tired. Fairly sure it's an incredibly cliche excuse for manga and anime too.
>>143781068
You can't stop being a nice guy. Some people just are that way and any attempt at stopping just feels fake and everyone sees right through it.
>>143780889
Priscilla is a unicorn (a fictional character).
>>143776464
I wish I was Emilia-tan so I could have a boy toy to be my slave.
>>143781068
He was mostly angry because she didn't trust him, despite him knowing everything he did for her, and the frustration of not being able to talk about it.
Then in his desperation he lashed out and tried to force her to accept it by reminding her of her debts to him.
>>143781144
Good thing they exist so I don't have to waste my life on an imperfect slut. 2d is truly the salvation.
>>143776846
>first it was Emilia a shit, Rem a best
>now it's both Emilia and Rem a shit
>all because they don't pander to retardation incarnate: the character
I hope to god whoever made this pasta isn't in earnest.
So what would have happened if Subaru just said sorry and acted like a goo boy instead of saying all that shit about her debt?
>>143781215
I'm 100% serious. I hope he kills them all as punishment for their poor treatment of him. Subaru is the best MC I've ever seen and he tries so hard to be a good person but they all just spit on him as thanks.
>>143781143
That's bullshit. "Nice guy"-ness is not heritable. It's learned. Which is why it is becoming increasingly frequent nowadays.
>>143781186
No, he was angry because Emilia didn't spread her legs for him. The "trust" business was bullshit. "trust" is an euphemism in Subaru's vocabulary.
>>143780319
Who's the cutie on the right? Got a better picture of her?
>>143781251
Everyone is treating him exactly like he deserves to be treated: a frustrated brat.
>>143781268
So how do you stop being a nice guy? And also, Subaru isn't a nice guy. He doesn't obey Emilia. He does what he wants and say what he feels.
>>143781321
He's a nice guy. He puts Emilia on a pedestal and goes out of his way to "help" her, even when she doesn't need his "help". All in the hope that she'll lick his balls when his unwarranted task is done.
>>143781365
A nice guy is too pusswhipped to disobey the way Subaru does.
>>143781251
>I hope he kills them all as punishment for their poor treatment of him. Subaru is the best MC I've ever seen
Trying too hard/10
>>143781402
The exact definition of "nice guy" is irrelevant ffs. What Subaru is doing is misguided regardless.
>>143781270
>her
It's time to drop this meme
>>143781413
I'm right and you know it. Subaru is the Elliot of anime and REEE:Zero is his stage.
>>143781442
He might be a bit of a white knight (or at least he was before telling her how ungrateful she is), but he was never a beta nice guy.
>>143781457
This is the funniest thing I've read this morning, thanks for cheering me up anon
I have a question though: what's the sense of making the MC "from our world", transferred to a fantasy world, without bringing up aspects from our world?
Rem > Every other character > Emilia
>>143781495
Emilia > Ram >> Other characters > Rem
Come at me
>>143781476
He was and is a "nice guy". A clingy, needy loser. But like I said, it doesn't matter what you call it in the end.
>>143781519
This, to be honest.
>>143781456
Well considering I haven't watched a single episode of this, I was just assuming it was a girl through the image.Would still like to see more though.
>>143781251
>I hope he kills them all for not being thankful that he did something to get praise, glory and pussy in return!
are you like.. 12yrs old?
I want more Reinhardt
Stop responding to people pretending to support Subaru. They are just pretending to be /r9k/-tier posters because people respond.
>>143781494
Good question, does he even talk about the other world with other people? Does he even talk about how his cellphone isn't a metia? Or wanting to go back home?
>>143781494
He doesn't know the basics of how their society functions at all which lead to him pissing off the knights and his waifu abandoning him. He doesn't know any of the lore about half elves and dragons which is why he ends up waifuing one when everyone else treats her like the devil. His mobile phone was used in an attempt at battering. He's not from their world which is why he raises suspicion and gets him killed. It also lets him act understandably as a dumbass who doesn't know any better which actually ended up reflecting well on his waifu in court but she took it as an insult, finally his morals and world views are more in line with the main heroine who wants equality.
>>143781809
>pretending to be
>>143781809
>pretending to be
Unfortunately half of them are probably real
>>143781519
Elves are for purging
Emilia-tan is so cute. Why must she be yet another devil? Why? She is just like Hinazuki Kayo, a 3D girl in the body of a 2D.
half elf
>>143782231
That's pretty much this show in a nutshell all of the designs are cute but aside from the odd characters like Felt they're literally demons.
>>143782342
I want to sniff that cat behind it's ears. Cats smell really good.
>Muh Nice Guy
Man you people would turn into pink haired tumblr users super fast if you didn't go to this board.
I don't think 99.999% of "nice guys" would go to the point of self-sacrifice and devoation.
Isn't that the entire definition of it, they're not being nice?
>>143782474
Subaru isn't a nice guy. He is a true hero.
>>143780008
But not the basic.
See Emilia. Just using sperg-anon exemple
>stop being bully as a kid
>stop being ugly
Emilia was hated only because she looks like Satella, but instead of sperging and blame people for not being born like Satella, she manned the fuck up and is now running the fucking Dragon Elections.
For what? So she can make people see each other as equals.
Subaru? He did lots of things for her, and when she asked all he said was
>your name
>a butler
>a date
>I dont need a reward Emilia-tan
She then thought she had an ally, someone whom did things for her because he cared for her for who she is.
But when she confronted him as for why she sperged, he threw it all in her face, implied it was her fault, lost control like he was forced to what he did and even finished
>YOU HAVE A BIGGER DEBT WITH ME THAN YOU CAN EVER PAYYYYYYYYYYY
>>143782085
Says the crusader in bed with a boat and snow
>>143782642
Say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens
does she know he wants to fuck her
>all these retards taking the bait and responding to an obvious troll
>>143782739
Oh it's on.
>>143782824
Yes, of course she does. She is a cruel bitch who uses him like a beta orbiter to get free things without having to give something in return.
>>143782873
Try to be less obvious >>>/r9k/
>>143782865
I bet you've never even killed someone who wasn't a peasant, heretic.
>>143782969
How kind of you to paint a big red cross on your chest, it makes an excellent target.
>>143782969
>>143783027
Fuck off with your RPing
>>143783027
Your armour can't even stop farming tools, you think it can stop my lance?
>>143783221
No, but my gun will.
>>143782969
>>143783027
No! Please, do go on!
>>143780202
Yet here you are, thread after thread.
>>143783312
Faith is my shield, the Lord will protect me from your coward's weapon.
>>143776464
So, apparently Emilia turns out to be a vampire huh. Nice.
>>143778685
He tries too hard to fit in.
>gets to live in a fuck huge mansion mansion rent free
>free food and services provided for him
>gets to have a job he can be shit at and suffer no consequences for
>gets to live with a girl who can be his friend and give him anything he wants besides sex
>gets to live with another girl he can bully
>gets to live with another girl who bullies him
>gets to live with his bully's sister who wants his dick and can pretty much use to piss off his own bully
WAHHHH EMILIA HASN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR MEEEE HURRRRR
>>143784679
>Free housing, food, services
He literally had to pay with his life several times over, not even counting the times he had to die to save Emilia in the first place
His supposed hosts killed him because he smelled funny and he's supposed to be grateful for it?
>>143785105
>implying they know about his past lives
>>143784679
Seriously this, thank you.
Anyone hate how the biggest drama of this series is created because he can't explain himself and that is plot locked without a reason that makes sense?
>>143785251
Not even including his past lives, he paid for his stay by risking his life to save Emilia. He's then hunted by his coworkers for having a funny smell, forcing him to save both the village and Rem despite it not even being his responsibility as a fucking butler
The notion that he had it easy is ridiculous
>>143785335
It's pretty clear that it's because of the witch. He smells like her, and he has this weird power which is akin to a curse, it has to be because of the witch.
She simply does not want him to divulge that fact to anyone else.If he brute forces it despite the pain, she kills the person who heard about it.
>>143785741
That's the problem. Seeing her history it makes no sense that she wants to keep it secret.
>>143785781
She's sealed off, i think there's only so much she can manage to do.
What, do you think people are just going to take kindly to the fact that he has a power like that because of a witch? They give Emilia Prejudice just for being a half-elf, if they knew he had a power from her they'd kill him or lock him away.
Also i don't see how her history would make her want that power to be known, be more specific because none of her past gives a hint at her being a show off.
>>143785866
She destroyed half the world, she isn't exactly low key. I think the author just added that rule for shitty drama.
>>143785934
No? It's because she's sealed, if they find out he has a power that came from her despite being sealed, who knows what they'd do to him, especially if he specifies what it is.
If he's impaired in such a way that he can't escape or is sealed as well, her plans are ruined. If she was free that would be another thing.
>>143776464
Half elf : Full slut
>>143786467
Why does it matter when she can just reset him?
>>143786667
He needs to die for that to happen. I doubt she wants people to know she's still somehow active, she want to remain a "witch that's sealed" without nay proof of her powers escaping that seal until she's fully free.
And like i said, if they subdue him and seal him as well, then he has no way to reset.
>>143776846
Someone posts this ill-written pile of garbage every single thread and every single thread they make themselves look like the idiots they are
>>143786737
She can kill him herself.
>>143787009
She never once directly killed him in the story though, she only makes him feel pain if he tries to talk about it.
>>143787051
Probably because there was no need to. If she can kill Emillia there is no reason she can't him as well.
>>143787170
I think she'd rather not do that. So she makes him unable to say it in the first place, and after he brute forced it once, he never tried again due to fear of causing another death to someone he cares about.She's insane in love with in. In arc 4 you see the extent of it when she somehow manifests as a shadow, who chases him and kills everyone around, while screaming "i love you!" indefinitely. She never tried to harm in though, so he killed himself before she could suck him up into herself.
AlsoThere's another witch, whose spirit survived the Satella fiasco, called Ekidna, who has her own personal dimension, who invites Subaru, he can talk to her about the curse, because Satella's influence doesn't reach him there.
So if he got sealed, it would be like placing him beyond her reach, a seal would be like another layer she'd have to breach and she clearly can't if another witch can stop her interference.
Liking a half elf slut is bad kiddies just so you know
>>143788094
I want to give that slut a bunch of quarter elf babies.
