/ak/ Girls und Panzer, in which we discuss
-Why Kay is the best girl
-Why Sherman is the best panzer
-Why Saunders is the best school
>Sherman
>best panzer
Oh boy, here we go.
Cancer threads.
>>143696040
Finally someone who knows what they're talking about.
Hug-a-traitor day!
>>143695429
Chiyo personally screens the lewd applicants out to protect her daughter's chastity.
>>143696323
Please escort the redcoat off the premises. Preferably after a good round of tarring and feathering.
>three simultaneous GuP threads
>one of them is an "Edition"
Sure is 4th of July in here.
>>143696331
Fucking immigrants
>>143696095
>get into Sherman
>burst into flames
>>143696040
Happy birthday from your 51st state!
>>143696591
Rangeban for these threads when?
>>143696480
>get into a Panther
>run out of fuel or brake down
>get into a T-34
>you are now dead
>3 threads
>all 3 are about celebrating tax evasion
>>143696780
>be american
>can't fit into a T-34
>>143696780
>get into FT-17
>surrender
>>143696331
And by "personally screens" you mean she fucks the urges right out of their system, right?
>3 fucking threads
This kills the Yukari
we are not /ak/
get in here
>>143696315
>>143696315
>>143696315
Does anyone have a link for a good sub version of this. hulu doesn't work for me (canada)
what is Maho doing here?
>>143697093
>streaming
>>143697093
Just get them on nyaa, avoid Commie at all costs.
>>143697162
wool menstrual pads
>>143697194
Can't handle the fun?
Why are there so many threads?
Is this the main one?
>>143696040
>appreciates Kelly's Heroes jokes
>invites Yukari back to play spies whenever she wants
>willingly forfeits her only chance to win Nationals rather than win unsportingly
>apologizes to Miho for eavesdropping as if she did it herself, rather than blaming her subordinate
>saves Oarai's entire senshado program and only asks that they play tanks with her again in exchange
>all because ZAT'S SENSHADO
Kay is not the best tank commander but she is the purest panzer maiden
>>143697194
why not commie?
>>143697317
This one came first. We stay here.
>>143697317
One of them has "edition", and the other one wanted to feel special and make a new one even though this one was already up.
>>143697332
Germangrish wehraboos >>143697307
>>143697317
This is the one that was made first. I checked the catalog repeatedly, up until I pressed the "post" button and there were no threads. I checked for several seconds after and there was still no other thread. I don't know why the others were made, unless they simply didn't check.
Let's talk about this Strike Witches doujin
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/978086?pool_id=3987
>>143697332
Full of bullshit german where the original japanese lines had none. They're almost trollsubs.
>>143697468
>>143697387
Thanks
>>143697460
>tfw tried watching SW to cure my post-guppie depression
>tfw it doesn't even come close to GuP
>>143697460
SW is shit.
>>143696040
Is that mdo-h?
>mfw that yukari doujin
>>143696040
Original best girl incoming.
>>143697460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LuOK18q6YI
>>143697558
I'm watching it and hoping that it gets better if I stick with it. It's funny, I'm enjoying the fan works more than the actual show.
I want Naomi to make me taste her 17-pounder.
>>143697622
You mean THIS?
>we are part of /ak/ again
>on 4 of July
ironic isn't it?
>>143697082
>not /ak/
[Muted displeasure increases slightly]
It's America day, more Kay.
>>143697893
Mika and Nishi are natural friends. Nishi has absolutely nothing Mika would ever want to steal.
>>143697913
KAY NEEDS A AND K! YOU THEN GET /AK/ OKAY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E
>>143697961
So Nishi is not a virgin anymore?
>>143697913
GuP has been /ak/ since day one, stupid.
>>143697617
I said let's talk about the doujin, not the show.
>>143698030
She looks about 25 and is legitimately stupid enough to have been held back a few years, she probably went to uni with the instructor and got fucked at the same time as her
>>143697893
What's the larger picture?
>>143698149
Fuck I meant chihatan academy not uni
>>143697617
You're shit.
>>143698100
I think it was referencing a potential exodus. /ak/ not wanting anything to do with GuP in light of recent activity
>>143697929
>>143698388
That sfx really clears up the situation
>>143697460
Seems pretty cool. I would have focused it on Galand, Park, Leigh-Mallory and Dowding, but that's just me. Leigh-Mallory has kind of shown up already in canon, so I guess it gets a bit complicated.
>>143697661
I love the soundtracks for these old war films.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWBoMWZJkeI
>This will never play as Saunders and St Gloriana advance on Kauromine in a brave yet foolish attempt to liberate tulpen girls academy
>>143698014
God damn I love patriotic music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAnky-QJwII&index=1&list=PLmiyAXOt0KRj1u-UHTe0Q8DfB8u9iAsn_
>captcha: select all eagles
IT. KNOWS.
>>143698714
I love that movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li65P_3lvM
>>143698344
It's the other way around.
>>143698344
>>143698851
The morons who wanted the nice people who scanlate *all* the GuP content for them to leave are not indicative of the average GuP fan, and /ak/ knows it.
>>143698847
I love the sherman porn near the start when the guy is driving the jeep along the road
I come bringing a TL of everyone's favorite home invader.
>>143698847
>>143699054
Poor Kraut-chan can't catch a break.
This season is literally pure trash. Max 3 shows even worth looking at.
>>143699008
Thankie
>>143699130
That's not true. In other news.
Welcome to every season.
>>143699054
During the first days of the Normandy campaign the Allies executed German POWs because they didn't want to run out of supplies
It's amazing how kike propaganda can make you kill your brothers (since Germans-Americans where majority back then)
>>143699008
Cute. Is Mika related to Tu95-chan from flight high school?
>>143699207
>>143699202I'm trying to find something but I only watched Momokuri and Rewrite so far. Looks cute and cool but but holy shit, so much fujoshi or shonen shows
>>143699328
I never should had read part 1 and 2
part 3 alone without knowing the other 2 is better
>>143699395Orange and Relife are good, nothing amazing though. Kono Bitjutsu is gonna be cute.
>>143697307
What the fuck is /ak/
>>143699706
The translation group or /a/ and /k/ threads?
>>143699706
Dunno. Most likely something stupid bullshit.
>>143699706
intersection of /a/ and /k/. Anime that deals about military stuff. Scanlaion and subtitling of it.
GuP loyalist to /ak/ should be firesquaded
Traitors
Has the next chapter of Ribbon Warrior been uploaded yet?
![__nishizumi_maho_and_nishizumi_miho_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_nashitsuta__39a94ece46f1f5afb44da9e04a09bf5b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OT4A2ld.jpg "__nishizumi_maho_and_nishizumi_miho_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_nashitsuta__39a94ece46f1f5afb44da9e04a09bf5b[1].jpg")
Can sisters love sisters?
>>143699898
Nope judging from their page. They did show some of their work earlier in previous threads. I don't have the archives but I'm sure someone does.
>>143700051
If by love you mean fucking then no.
>>143700048
Grand strategy games?
>>143696095
Panzer means tank and late war Shermans could pen every tank from the front
Also they didnt have cripling problems
>>143700272
>>>/wotg/
>>143700272
>inb4 muh Ronson. Muh 75
>>143699859
...what? Say that again, in English this time.
>>143699898
Not yet, it's still being looked over and finalized.
I know the wait is painful, but it's all worth it in the end, trust me.
>>143700272
>Panzer means tank
Tell me more, buddy.
>>143697661
Battle of Britain had a Japanese release?
>>143700272
Here comes the fun - well done, anon.
>>143699054
For some reason that one's not up on his/her dA account.
>>143700365
Yep. We've had this same one 9001 times. Just that the movie has made GuP threads be full of newfags. Also, summer, actual fucking summer.
I have wondered guys, Do wheeled vehicles are allowed in Senshado or only Caterpillar Track ones like tanks?
>>143700441
Did you know that Panzer Vor means Panze Vor?
>>143700441
Panzer Vor means Panzer Vor.
>>143700476
To be honest, th erules are actually deliberately ambiguous in their wording about it - all with sayig "vehicles" instead of "tanks".
>>143700512
>>143700516
I already knew that.
>>143700365
Actually muh 105mm
Sherman has had a long service life
>>143700476
Tracks only, BUT Christie suspension OP.
>>143700512
Did you ever consider for a moment anon that Panzer Vor might not actually mean Panzer Vor? It could be a German-Japanese conspiracy.
>>143700476
Tracked only.
>>143700512
>>143700516
>not Armored Vortex
Plebs
>>143699706
/a/ = anime
/k/ = weapons/military stuff
Put 'em together and you get /ak/.
>>143700344
I hate how wot fags now think they know about tanks
wot was a mistake
>>143700537
Because If wheeled vehicles are allowed, the M8 Greyhound would be able to see senshado matches.
>>143700617
>open-top turret
Rules say NOPE!
Why are these two so gay?
>>143700548
Don't lie, anon.
>>143700594
For many WoT serves as a gateway into an interest in tanks. I don't mind the WoTfags that go off and do their own research, but it's the ones that use WoT as their sole source of tank info that are as annoying as fuck.
>>143700577
>>143700580
Damn it, that left a Colombia Themed School with only M3 stuarts
>>143697661
Man, I haven't seen this movie in over 20 years.
>>143700617
>Greyhound
>not Puma
Pffft.
>>143700659
case-by-case aproval of closed top odifications, Anon.
>>143700051
Whats with Maho and biting people
>>143700441
Did you know that the Type 89 is a medium tank?
>>143700700
Reminds you of your childhood living through the real thing?
>>143700675
I'm not lying.
*Commiesubsv1.jpg*
>>143700675
>For many WoT serves as a gateway into an interest in tanks. I don't mind the WoTfags that go off and do their own research, but it's the ones that use WoT as their sole source of tank info that are as annoying as fuck.
Unironical "amen to that".
>>143700707
>case-by-case aproval of closed top odifications, Anon.
Not exactly. They are only approved if they were factory fitted or issued in the field. Ad-hoc canopies aren't permitted.
>>143700760
You spelled "terrible tank" wrong.
Ducks need an M7.
>>143700659
Why would that even matter considering the commanders are sticking out of the turret half the time?
>>143700707
>odifications
*Modifications
not
*oDdifications
Taking my typo as excuse to explain that the odder the modification, the less likely the approval. A simple roof over a M8 would be much easier to aprove than a full bubble canopy over a 40mm Boffors-armed Chaffee
>>143700617
Chihatan would probably field this then.
>>143700429
Take the time you need.
>>143700862
Canon disagrees with you. Anzio is canonically having a fucking Semovente 90/53 undergoing that approval process.
>>143700708
Still better than falling in Mihos hands.
>>143696480
>>143696780
>>143696865
>get into T-34/85
>have dog in crew
>>143700697
At least it's cute
Quickly whats the name of this prototype american tank?
>>143700862
>>143700955
Forgot...
If they were any one of:
- factory fitted
- issued in the field
- made by the tank's actual manufacturer
they don't need case-by-case, but are aproved outright.
>>143700992
What's wrong with those Boko fans?
>>143701040
T1/M6.
>>143701003
>>143700594
Idk anon,Shermans did achieve around 190mm of penetration with right rounds.
How much did sloped tiger 2 or IS have again?
>>143700760
It was built to be a light tank, once they put all the equipment in it was was heavy enough to be a medium tank, imo it's a light tank
>>143701094
So, you ARE a wotkid. We get it. Don't flaunt it anymore.
>>143701016
And fast, The poor gun is the only downside, they would be equals to ChihaTan in power... at least they could beat anzio and marginot.
>>143700869
>What is HE
>What is this raises a question discussed before and nobody has an answer
>>143701197
>what is CARBON HAIRSPRAY
>>143701003
>be soviet engineer
>german tanks advancing
>send bomb dogs
>bomb dogs are too scare and return
>dog hides under T-34
>T-34 goes boom
such life in the front
>>143701197
Carbon coated commanders
>>143701256
Is that what the CCC in CCCP stands for?
>>143701094
>muh tank specifications
ok kid tell me about operation citadel and why it failed
>>143701246
>be soviet tanker
>be picking up new T-34, for the rodina!
>drive ten feet from factory door
>tank goes kaput
>pick up new T-34 for the rodina!
>can't transfer vodka stores to new tank
Such is life in war.
>>143701087
WoTkid leave
>>>/out/
>>143701373
>be British tank designer
>what is armour sloping
>>143700869
Because they can shut themselves in as necessary. I'd drag up that copypasta about the M10 driver but the archive's borked.
>>143701439
But that's what it is. I don't even play WoT.
>>143701439
Prototypes are Senshado-legal, autismo.
>be Panther driver
>winter of 44
>getting ready for Wacht am Rhein
>advance a few miles
>tank brakes down
>takes forever to repair almost force to leave it
>advance a few miles
>get attack by P-47
>survive by miracle
>advance a few miles
>run out of fuel
>force to leave the tank
such like in the Bulge
>>143700865
But ducks love their Type 89.
>>143701600
> USSR tanker
> Be in the new T-44
> War ends as you get out of the factory
Such is life as in the T-44. Time for Vodka.
>>143701246
>enemy tanks run on gasoline
>bomb dogs trained against own diesel tanks
>dog follows its nose and charges for T-34
FTFY
>>143701091
>>143701554
>>143701587
>Thinks it's the T1
I don't see multiple turrets famalams
>>143701704
They also went for the T-34 silhouettes since the trainers didn't have any panzers to actually blow up.
>>143701704
>make tanks run on vodka
>>143701641
That's why you make the change before the Stockholm Syndrome sets in.
>>143700449
Apparently so
>>143698714
>this will never play as Yukari escape from yet another school she went spying on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbsuAbTTsV8
>>143701246
>>143701752
The later T1s only had the single turret. But it's most likely just an M6, hence why I said T1/M6 originally.
>>143701752
It was the T1 under Army Ordinance before the official designation. Different anon here. Like the Sherman T34 Calliope.
>>143701356
Two completely different things here. I dont know why you hate completely valid specs
>>143701175
Fuck off wanker. Yelling wot doesnt make it less true
Desu
>>143697697
I want this pairing to be canon, as well as Arisa constantly fooling around with random boys and Naomi punishing her in bed for being a cheating slut.
>it's an WoT spergs sperging episode
thank you for ruining WW2 tanks history kids
>>143701858
Correction the single turreted T1 was explicitly designated as the T1E1, saying they're the same thing is the same as saying that the Sherman and the Jumbo Sherman are the same thing
>>143701535
>be Murken tank designer
>what is low target profile
>what is keeping up with increasing average performance
>what is etc. etc. etc.
>>143701870
>BUT MUH TANKS CANON
>I KNOW IT
>WAS MADE BY KRUPP AMARITE? KRUPP STHAL SIEG HEIL xDDD
>>143701912
>kids
Stop projecting.
Also, the more you draw attention to it, the longer the arguments will continue. Just ignore it if you're so triggered
>>143702023
Fine, I concede that I was technically incorrect due to a failure to be specific.
>>143701535
>be british tank designer
>anti-tank gun?
>what it's that?
>>143702070
>Sherman
>Krupp
Must be a bait and everyone knows how krupps steel got shittier towards the end
>>143702125
You mean what is HE on an Infantry tank that's suppose to support infantry.
>>143702125
>be Italian tank designer
>what's a tank?
>>143702125
Ever heard of the 17 pounder?
>>143702102
>rollin' like it was 44
>hop in girl we are taking this beach head
>>143701912
Please fuck off back to >>>/v/ forever.
>>143702102
>>143702102
Looks like we finally discovered the Germans' greatest weakness: the inability to pronounce "squirrel"!
>>143702036
>be Brazilian tank designer
>90 mm gun on an M5 hull sounds good right? What could go wrong
>>143702184
This.
>>143702286
Tell me more anon.
Wat would you do to make shiho feel young again ?
>>143702125
Except the 2 pounder, the gun nearly every British tank was armed with at some point didn't even get a HE shell and was only good for AT
>>143702170
>You are losing the war
>Magically keep your steel quality the same
Of course it got shittier. They had to lower the quality to match the demand.
>>143702240
>ywn rub ointment on the burnt mark on Kay's ass
>she will never point it out that you do it more enthusiastic than you should
>>143702125
>be russian tank designer
>what's a radio?
>what's optics?
>how do you make armor that doesn't have inch-wide seams?
>where are you taking me?
>please don't kill my family
>>143701785
Colonel Bogey should be one of St Gloriana's themes
>>143699303
How do you even make that connection?
>be french tank designer
>oh look, a butterfly
>we'll just build a wall that'll protect us, tanks can't go through forests
>>143702360
They bought a bunch of M3s (I was wrong about M5) post war and then in the 1970's they wanted them to last longer
playin' doter as spirit breaker earlier
every time I charged I shouted TOTSUGEKI
to myself
>>143702491
Bylurking more.
>>143702179
That's still one of my favourite tank design fuck-ups. They basically defeated the entire purpose of the tank.
>>143702286
Is that custom turret or is it from something else?
>>143702425
Burnt ass you say? Here, have one more.
>>143702501
>be french tank designer
>actually design good tanks
>high command fuck everything up
>>143702375
And the 17 pounder.
>>143702501
>be Australian tank designer
>benis x-DDDDDDDD
>>143702551
Thats the spirit.
![1467521816843[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0vDDesD.jpg "1467521816843[1].jpg")
>be mexican tank designer
>"we need to modernize our tank fleet"
>I GOT IT
>>143702754
So modern, you can't see it. Tacos and burritos for everybody.
>>143702643
Pacifism was a mistake.
>>143702643
Holy fuck you can say that again, the Char B1 Bis was awesome for it's time
>>143702491
They're both home invaders.
>>143702794
So is Isolationism.
>>143702586
>I'll never massage a garupan's sore butt after she rode tanks all day or burnt it on the armor
Kill me.
>>143702754
>be dutch tankman
>sink your only tank at the start of the war
>mfw
M60 is so sexy
How can other tanks compete?
>>143702841
That's america though. Unless I'm that rusty on history. I need to brush up on it.
>>143702841
so is defense
t. Patton
![ftnew2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PhmorNE.jpg "ftnew2[1].jpg")
>>143702792
At least that one isn´t active...
>>143702828
It's was good.
Really good.
>>143702908
I was expecting a Patton picture anon. Either case, fix defenses are not every useful in maneuver warfare.
>>143702908
To be fair, I'd be more scared of a fire support Stuart tank than some dudes in a truck. But I suppose it'll depend on what I have on hand.
>>143703013
Well to be fair, it wasn't up against the finest tanks Germany ever produced.
>>143702754
>>143702909
What is the point in camo like this?
New ducks spotted:
>>143702102
Impressed no one mentioned the topless girl so far like she usually gets.
>>143702373
Love her, I'd say. All the silly stuff from flowers to third date and forward having restaurants and movies and resting on the grass fields looking up to the night skies whilehandholding.
>>143702909
M3 is nice tho, but yeah the armor is lacking.
>>143703283
>>143703052
>1940
>the best thing German have is Pz4 with short-barrel 75mm
>be B1 commander
>>143703335
>Nonna in Duck team getup
Now that is something i'd like to see drawn.
>>143703333
A topless girl is not a tank. Nice quads though.
>>143702643
>commander has to aim, fire, load the main gun and machine gun, use the radio, command the tank and watch the surroundings through a shitty cupola
If they had at least 2-man turrets they would have been better.
so this is the day we fap to kay
>>143703504
Well,i didn't say it was ideal.
Also, wasn't main gun placed in the hull?
>>143703714
If I recall right, the earlier B1 chars had the 75mm on the hull and the 47mm on the turret. Later models placed the 75mm on the turret but I don't know if this was after France's occupation.
>>143703810
>Later models placed the 75mm on the turret but I don't know if this was after France's occupation.
I haven't seen any photographic evidence of pre-occupation turreted 75mm on the B1 anyway.
>>143703714
I was talking about French tanks in general.
The B1's main gun was in the hull indeed, it had its own loader, but it was aimed by the driver by rotating the entire tank. Now imagine if for some reason, the tank can't rotate anymore. One full gun lost.
>>143703714
>>143703810
75mm howitzer in the hull, 47mm anti tank gun in the turret.
Some were converted to flamethrower tanks by the germans later.
>>143703275
TETRIS
>>143703909
Lol, that's like the MG placements on the older versions of the M3 Lee, the IS, I wanna say either 7 or 4 but it's one of the post war models, that the driver got to play with.
>>143702754
>be post-war German tank designer
>"How can we make a casemate tank-destroyer as difficult as possible?"
>"I have just the idea"
![10687017_490606961042962_1274976183158018976_n[1].jpg_oh=3b60b03808895b2dde8a109b4e0e696b&oe=57EBAE54.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QcozdhA.jpg "10687017_490606961042962_1274976183158018976_n[1].jpg_oh=3b60b03808895b2dde8a109b4e0e696b&oe=57EBAE54.jpg")
>>143703275
I wish I knew
>>143704090
[jagdpanzering multiplies by two]
>>143703275
>>143704103
Supposedly the pixelation breaks your shape up under night vision
>>143704170
> Can't even traverse the cannons
> Have to rely on driver not to be dumb
> German engineering at its finest
>>143704236
>German engineering at its finest
You have to understand something about German engineering.
"Just because" isn't just a valid reason, it is the only valid reason.
>>143704090
That looks like something Erika would design.
>>143704028
Can you clarify please, what you are saying sounds interesting
>>143704338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIjLtAt1zII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SthspBpJvMg
Found it! Even if you don't like WOT, Chieftain's hatch is still pretty good.
>>143704316
>Be post-unification German tank designer
>"We just got a lot of perfectly fine T-64s from East-Germany, what should we do?"
>"Why ruin one perfectly fine tank, when you can ruin two for twice the effort?"
>>143704434
I don't see the problem with the Leo-62.
GAAAAAY
>>143704504
I have to admit I never heard anything about how it actually performed, if you have some sources on that I'd be very grateful
>GuP season 2
>St Gloriana vs Kuromine
>Darjeeling is knocked out and St Gloriana flee in a panick
>Orange Pekoe appears
>You have bled with Darjeeling, now bleed with me!
>Rosehip throws the ceremonial St Gloriana claymore across the battlefield
>They charge kuromine and win
Will you cry?
>>143704424
The early M3 Stuart also got a couple of .30's on each sides of the hull
>>143704649
One does not bleed in Sensha-do, anon.
>>143704649
Tako-chan, pleasefuck off.
>>143704649
Nah, because that's a gay fantasy. Darjeeling cannot be taken out on camera; such is the way of Senshado.
>>143701870
>true
>Sherman best tank
Choose one, wotkid
>>143702909
Poor example. A lightly armored, good offroad capability APC will not be obsolete for as long as it is able to keep running
