>"So, anon, would you follow me into battle?"
Would you, anon?
>you'll never form a party with a beautiful maiden and start putting levels into paladin
I could totally get into Lawful Good but my life's DM keeps pushing me towards Chaotic Neutral ;_;
>>143679881
Her Charisma would keep you with her even if you were a rogue.
I want to take her to a nice barbecue.
I'm conflicted between her and her alter form.
>>143680223
Jeanne Alter is just muh waifu bait
>>143679861
I would.
GOD WILLS IT!
I prefer my Saber look-a-like in Japanese.
>>143681024
Why, anon?
Get Fucked
>>143681169
Oh look, the biggest loser shows its mug.
>>143681156
>>143681024
Reminder
>>143681212
I cannot agree with that statement on the basis that is is false.
>>143681240
>not recognizing perfection when you see it
>>143681298
I did. It's right here, in pic related.
>>143679861
why would she want a NEET neckbeard to follow her into battle?
>>143681199
France is an irrelevant nigger infested country.
![13391065_541167336066210_884894761_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ljqdUYw.jpg "13391065_541167336066210_884894761_n[1].jpg")
>>143681169
Not even mad, at this point I can only pity the English.
>"Of the love or hate of God for the English I know nothing, I only know that none will remain in France except those who are dead"
>This happens
>Jeanne gets captured because her king didn't offer her the extra gunpowder she requested
>The English give her an incredibly long trial where they try to frame her for heresy
>They fail, not a single charge for heresy is raised against her
>"B-B-BUT SHE DRESSED LIKE A MAN GUVNA, THAT'S ILLEGAL INNIT? BURN THE WITCH!"
>The Vatican overturns this decision with a retrial, Jeanne is declared innocent as her crossdressing is seen as justified given the circumstances, literally everyone involved in her first trial and execution is excommunicated
>The English, ever desperate to one-up France, celebrate a warcrime and show trial that led to the execution of a 19 year old peasant girl
>>143681393
>t. Sadiq Khan
>>143681413
you have more mudslimes than us.
>>143681457
At least we don't have the sharia law in our contrie unlike uk.
>>143681413
>>143681944
>>143681413
>Facebook filename
Aside from maybe Tumblr, I cannot think of a worse place to find images. Why do people do this?
I'll bust my nut inside her
>>143680616
Unlike Jeanne her Alter version has a personality.
>>143681169
Hello there
>>143679861
I'd follow that ass bobbing up and down until it's on my dick.
>>143682475
Yeah, "I ONLY WANT TO BE LOVED!!!! I KILL YOU ALL WITH DRAGONS!! ;_;"
I cri everytim
>>143682475
Oh, you mean her tits being more out in the open? I agree, much personality, such interesting, very relatable
![latest[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/TT9Kkpg.png "latest[2].png")
>>143682341
>Why do people do this?
Have you ever heard of "google image search"? It's all the rage with the youngsters!
>>143682582
>with newfags
Meanwhile, there's Pixiv.
>>143682582
Those legs make me want to transfer some of my mana inside her.
>>143679861
I'd become a better person for Jannu.
>>143682612
>>143682612
DON'T SEXUALIZE THE SAINT
>>143682936
>DON'T
DO
Jeez, guys. Look at what you are making me do.
I wasn't suppose to jack off today.
>>143683060
>More mana for your Noble Phantasms
This is wrong! WRONG!
>>143683147
STOP
>>143683279
I can't. it's on now
>>143679861
The number of TM related threads is really impressiv
>>143683295
Cease your blatant sexualization of my Saint RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
I WILL have you excommunicated by the Church. So help me God I will have the Heavens unleash their legions upon you.
I bet that most of you who like Jannu don't even speak a correct french.
Fuck off faggots.
fdp
>>143683365
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL
>>143683373
Of course I don't. I'm Canadian.
>>143683386
I've got the Pope on hold RIGHT NOW.
>>143683373
>fdp
>he doesn't self-insert as a conquering Englishman
pleb
>>143683373
I drink wine!
>>143679861
I would follow her ass as though I could have it.
>>143683409
Eh. I see the light now.
thanks l'ami
>>143683408
I've got the pole on hold RIGHT NOW
>>143683409
This
Can you imagine your first mana transfer with Jannu?
She'd fidget, squirm, sweat and hold you tightly with your hands held together in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>143683465
It is done.
You are hereby excommunicated.
Enjoy your life as a heretic, scum.
>>143681393
Still salty, anon?
>>143683490
>sole purpose of procreation
You mean transferring mana.
>>143683465
>>143683373
Mais je sais parler français sans problème anonyme-san !
>>143683500
Then I can commit sin without holding myself.
>>143683663
>he doesn't understand Benedict's keikaku
>>143683674
Hey, imposter. Stop stealing my thunder.
>>143683674
>>143683720
STOP
Will we get a proper Jeanne figure?
>>143683741
The Pope says hi
EXTRA ECCLESIA NULLA SALUS
>>143683749
You won't be laughing when you burn for an eternity, sinner.
>>143683761
I've got my eye on you, heathen.
>Joan of arc blonde
>>143683741
Why should I ?
Who needs Jannu when you can bust your nut inside Lancer-sensei?
>>143683834
Can't argue with that
>>143684009
>>143683834
Have fun beating the Cu-corps first
>>143684009
>>143684039
You just know she can still breed
>>143684039
>>143684070
jeanne is best saber clone
>>143684142
All saber is jeane clone mate
>>143684070
>>143684222
>>143679861
Yes my lady, I will follow to you into bed.. I mean battle.
>>143684252
>>143684296
>>143684319
Last one
>>143684257
In a way it's a battlefield
I want more Jeanne in my life.
>>143684558
You need to be french.
>>143684769
Delete this
>>143684769
Saved
Too bad she is in the shittiest fate.
>>143679861
>>143683834
You'd be busting your nuts out of your sack first, along with your blood and intestines, before you'd be able even to get near Lancer-sensei's vagoo.
Jeanne, best girl.
>>143683744
poor guy. you've missed it, it seemsi missed it too ;_;
>>143683827
At least they got the big boobies right.
>>143687444
What would Nero do with Jeanne?
>>143687467
What she did with everyone else
>>143687444
>>143687467
Sinful things. Keep the Whore of Babylon away from the saint.
>>143687715
Jeanne is sinful as hell just because of her body. She's the saint of big titties.
Glorified cheerleader.
>>143688187
Delete this
>>143679861
>tfw I would've wasted my Command Seals fucking her.
>>143688322
Dumb frogposter
>>143679861
Of course not, she is an ugly hag whose personality is being a more boring Saber.
At least bring Alter Jeanne for me to get over the fat body.
>King Arthur and Jeanne d'Arc will never come back and chase all the brown people into the sea with a love love tenkyoken
>>143681169
Are there any English servants aside from Richard?
>>143689222
Any Knight of the Round?
Has the newly translated chapter 1 of Apoc's manga been posted? If not I can dump that if /a/ wants.
>>143689357
>Saber
Welsh
>Lancelot
French
>Mordred
Welsh
>>143689222
The only one that matters.
>>143689426
Yeah do a dump it's not like we have a lot to discuss anyway.
>>143689426
No need, Apocrypha is dogshit anyway.
>>143689436
>that moment when you forget Britain =/= to England.
In my defense, Wales has brought nothing to the grand scheme aside from Gawain-shitposting over the fact the French were like "Fuck Gawain, Galahad is best knight" and it stuck.
>>143689517
Alrighty.
>>143689222
>>143689357
Technically you could get a piece of the round table and have a chance at summoning any of the knights, depending on who you'd be most compatible with.
>>143689357
Saint George
Dr. Jekyll
Robin Hood
Shakespear
Drake
Jack the Ripper
Babbage
>>143689579
I'd follow and die for Nero!
>>143689619
>>143688515
mfw two girls here are Laeticia
>>143689672
>>143689426
Only if it has Jeannu
>>143689587
Just use yourself as the catalyst to get a servant with 100% compatibility.
All you need to do is just party it up for two weeks and then target masters if you really want to win.
>>143689222
>>143689500
>>143689588
How can froggy servants even compete?
>>143689567
Galahad is just a fanfiction character like lancelot.
>>143689680
I want to lick up and down that back
>>143689711
>>143683373
Le français est pourtant simple à apprendre.
>>143689728
Try to fight Marie Antoinette on old rules nigger.
>>143689426
Yes, please.
>>143689729
Yeah but when the fanfiction outdoes the OG work, that really speaks volumes about the original work.
When people think about who got the Holy Grail, no-one thinks of Gawain. They either think of Galahad first or vaguely our boy Percival.
>>143689754
>>143689743
Laetetia the good Christian schoolgirl who's so embarrassed about a boy she likes that she can't even be in the same room as himand hides behind the door hnnng my hearthas a tattoo like that?
>>143689357
I said English not British.
>>143689791
>>143689755
Non le français n'est pas une langue facile. En tout cas comparer à l'anglais.
>>143689833
>>143689822
those areRuler's command spells
>>143689791
Jeanne has nice jeannes
>>143689865
>>143689855
Meh, je n'ai jamis eu de problème, d'un autre côté j'ai commencé tôt donc ça doit aider aussi.
>>143689891
Historically confirmed or "well-stacked"
>>143689890
Aren't they supposed to be on her arm? She pulls up her sleeve to show whatshisface in the dungeon when she visits the Yggmillennia house.
>>143689902
>>143689949
>>143689999
>>143690039
>>143690087
>>143690124
>>143679861
FRENCH WHORE
>>143690161
>>143690207
Perfection.
>>143690163
perfidious albion please leave
>>143690249
>>143679861
>Would you, anon?
No, I work better alone.
>>143690267
>ywn violently rape both these cuties in a back alley until they're your eager fuckslaves for life
>>143690294
Woops just realized I fucked that order up. Sorry /a/. Didn't pay close enough attention.
Obvliously that goes after >>143690039
>>143690365
>>143690422
>>143690353
La Pucelle is for Catholic marriage followed by loving impregnation in the missionary position. Cuddling, spooning and hand-holding afterwards.
>>143690476
That's not La Pucelle though, that's just a lewd French schoolgirl whom La Pucelle once occupied as a temporary vessel.
>>143690474
>>143690527
>>143690575
>>143689500
>3rd century Roman soldier
>named Georgios
>born in Syrian Palestine
>an entire continent's breadth away from the Septic Isle
>centuries before the idea of England even existed
>implying he's English
You better be joking.
>>143679861
Yeah. She has God in her side, so we'll win at least
>>143690630
>>143690526
>calls Laeticia lewd
>Laeticia has close to none experience with men
>>143690679
>>143690526
>>143690526
>Laeticia accepted Jeanne because of her faith
>lewd French schoolgirl
>>143690738
>>143690782
>>143690730
>Lae blushes and hides behind a door because she's wet due to a guy being in the same room as her
>Jeanne who is pure literally could not give any fucks about men
>>143690776
>implying faith disallows lewd
Saint Martha, Caren, Kiara
>>143690825
>>143690870
>>143690944
>>143690859
Martha is pure
>>143690859
She was actually embarrassed because she has no idea how to act around men.
>>143690859
>Lae blushes and hides behind a door because she's wet due to a guy being in the same room as her
That's your wet dream, anon.
>>143690981
>>143690982
>Riding A++
>>143690986
Yeah and why do you think she was embarrassed? Because she knows what men and women do together when they sleep in the same room.
>>143690991
>implying
>>143691029
>>143691046
>Because she knows what men and women do together when they sleep in the same room.
Math homework?
>>143691065
>>143691106
>>143691082
Exactly!
Remind me.
Is the Holy Grail War really worth it? Also who is your Servant /a/?
>>143691137
37 was a duplicate of 36, for some reason.
>>143691215
>>143691200
No it's not worth it, every single time it's happened has resulted in nothing but undue pain and suffering for everyone involved because nobody can ever just let the Servants fight it out fairly and be done with it.
P.S. all Servants are trash except Shiki.
>>143691257
>>143691300
>>143691334
>>143691372
>>143691406
>>143691333
Fuck, marry, kill.
Go.
>>143691447
>>143691485
Fuck middle and right, marry middle, kill left.
>>143691501
>>143691501
Why was Gordes the only guy smart enough to get a strong catalyst?
Even Darnic chose to go for a less powerful hero even if he would get a huge buff from being summoned in his country of origin.
>>143691544
>>143691580
>>143691568
Better resources than his clanmates maybe?
>>143691624
>>143691568
Because of all the fake holy grail wars that had been fought in the Apocrypha timeline, most of the catalysts in the world had already been lost (in wars) or stolen and hidden away for future wars.
It was slim pickings in general.
>>143691664
>>143691693
>>143691728
>>143691776
>>143691812
>>143691843
>>143691890
>>143691864
Why would Jeanne wear a push-up bra?
Is she trying to seduce men again?
>>143691927
>>143679861
Why would I follow such a slutty measurement tool?
>>143691975
Best trap appears
>>143679861
Absolutely, point me in the direction of the enemy my great Savior.
>>143691974
She borrowed a sweater from Arcueid. Possibly Aoko.
>>143692021
>>143692021
>>143692021
>Astolfo will never ride dem titties
I mean I get it, she's a huge sadistic bitch, but dayum son.
>>143692021
>and then she put on her rape face
>>143692060
>>143692098
Sup Beefy McLargeHuge.
>>143692098
>>143691927
Horse Cock > regular cock
>>143692146
>>143692169
And that's chapter 1!
>>143692157
>>143692169
>that pose
can we skip to the part where Astolfo get all the spotlight
>>143692220
Thank you.
>>143692361
Why? Sumanai getting offed is around the time Apoc goes to shit. Not because he's a terribly good character, but rather because his replacement is fucking terrible.
The only good thing about Apo is waifu bait.
>>143692965
>The only good thing about Fate is waifu bait.
No shit
>>143691485
Fuck right, marry middle, kill left.
>>143692965
Have you finally figured it out.
Don't forget husbando bait.
Perfection
>>143693592
>>143693592
Nice bait.
Fucking self insert fags ruining everything
>>143693668
Translation: "I suck dicks"
>>143692984
Apocrypha sucks ass senpai.
>>143693910
All of Fate sucks ass. Sometimes it sucks good ass.
>>143693592
>>143693644
I don't like the weirdo Apocrypha not-protagonist-guy.
>>143693975
I wish it would suck my ass.
