Would you be able to beat your waifu in a fight?
I hope not.
>>143644458
Well, i could always hide and make a Flamethrower out of a lighter and a spray.
So, i'd probably beat Matoi.
>>143644458
Asuming she has her magic from either the main series or Prisma Ilya, no. Otherwise I think I'd be able to easily beat a loli in a fight
>>143644573
Fuck off.
Nobut it would turn me on if she beat me up so its really a win for me
>Implying I can even see her
>>143644458
Now why in the world would I do that?
>>143644458
id want her to win
>>143644573
>Lighter
>Spray
>Not igniting your flames with JUSTICE.
Your sissy fire won't do shit.
>>143644573
i really want her to kill you
I don't know. Probably.
My waifu can beat up your waifu
>>143644752
I wouldn't want her to actually beat me up, but the fact that she could easily do it turns me on for some reason.
>>143644458
Hell no. But she likes me trying to anyways.
>>143644458
Nah she's around 16.5 meters tall
>>143645155
Trope conventions dictate that I would somehow be able to defeat her first simply because she is afraid of hurting me because I'm a human bean, even although I have wet noodle arms.
Then I get to fugg her for a few hours in the butt and ejaculate several times inside her before she then starts getting serious and uses her lightning powers to knock me out cold.
Then she'll apologize to my unconscious body for being so rough to me.
>>143645155
Dunno if that's true.
I don't think so. I would love to have a sparring match with her though.
Are she allowed to have weapons?
I can take her no problem but I'm not shonen here enough to punch back an anti-matter bomb.
But what if I only fall in love with girls that are stronger than me...
>>143646552
Then you are the male equivalent of an Amazon, who must only snu-snu with a male who is stronger than her.
Having a girl that is physically much stronger than you but can't help falling for your cock and acting all submissive as the result is literally the best fetish.
>>143644573
Snake?
>>143644458
It would take Joseph Joestar-tier planning, but I think I can pull it off.
>>143644573
Why am I seeing so many new tripcucks this weekend?
>>143644458
No, and at any rate I'd take a dive and let her dominate me.
>>143644458
No. I would never hurt her. But if it was a sparring, for example, swordfighting (as we both practice do it) Then she would have no chance. She is too cute and weak for that
>>143644458
I'm not gonna fight Tomoko for your enjoyment op.
>>143648409
>her
>she
>She
>>143648520
She would probably enjoy some slaps and punches.
>>143648546
I know, but what's wrong? She''s too cute and innocent to be treated like that everytime I post her anywhere.
inb4: faggot
>>143648760
Nothing wrong with being a faggot.
>>143648868
Finally, adequate anon
Why is everyone talking about the possibility of their left hands beating them in a fight?
>>143648760
But...he's a guy
Ricchan would beat me so easily she would look at me like this
>>143648311
Dumb luck then
>>143650706
I know. But I love her (or him if you insist) and can't help it
I've got literally hundreds of waifus, even if a bunch weren't magic, I'd still lose on account of numbers.
>>143651620
you're a bad man
>>143651733
>man
Silly goose, I'm a cute little girl~
She'd massacre me.
>>143644458
She doesn't know how to fight but she would break me with her natural strength
Is it a fist fight? If so then I'd beat her but if she is allowed to use her magic I'm dead
Not a chance.
>>143650818
>Dumb luck then
You wouldn't go full #YOLO plan for your waifu?
No, not even close unless I got magic hero powers for some reason just for being in Flonyard.
Not when she drives her giant robot.
In the manga she knows kung fu but I don't know about the anime.
I would need to be mind broken before I could fight my waifu. I kind of already am, but still.
>>143654698
What do you mean by "kind of already am"?
>>143654824
My brain is hurty.
>>143654865
Still the same question
>>143644458
What kind of fight are we talking about? A fight to the death, wherein she and I are both doing our best to kill one another by any means necessary, a sparring match, a playfight...?
No. Would be down in a moment.
>>143645255
>fight with ryuuko
>she pins you to the ground
>asks if you give up
>kiss her instead
>she spills spaghetti everywhere
>turn the tables and start showering her with kisses
Most likely not
how are you people even considering laying a hand on your waifu
this just proves that you arent worthy of her
you fuckers
>Which one?
>>143655474
I was thinking more of using my dick.
>>143655474
This is sad if they really allow themselve to fight with their waifus, but I suppose, that manypeople are talking about sparring
Yes, I would. She's disabled.
Not posting her because she's off-topic.
>>143655057
I'm not gonna blog here.
>>143644458
My waifu could beat me any day of the week.as long as she cleans up afterwards.
>>143644458
Fuck. No.
>>143655783
Ok, sorry
>>143655853
It's okay. I would, but other anons get mad about it.
>>143655882
Why? %%Do you have tulpa?%%
>>143656045
No.
>>143656076
So, it's something off-topic then?
>he's stronger than his waifu
>>143644458
she is sadly just a cartoon, cartoons can't fight
so I guess yeah
She knows it
>>143644458
Does this glove allow her to slash her wrist to feed the shirtsleeve uniform?
>>143655810
Come on, is not that hard. Two thirds of the Fate cast already took turns beating her shit out in fights.
>>143657917
Yes.
>>143658150
Even without her punch ghost?
>>143644458
I'm pretty sure I can beat the shit out of Rei. Although, why would I ever want to?
>>143645155
She can't
>>143644458
Oh I seen what she can do in the anime. No way in HFIL I could.
>>143644458
No
No, but being punished with telekinetical thorn vines wouldn't be a problem for me.
I indirectly win anyway.
>>143655810
If Saber's not allowed to prana burst, any athletic highschool male could kick her ass.
>>143655810
Holy shit that art. I'm assuming GoA.
I guess if you draw the same character for over a decade you get pretty good at it.
I don't know, what level is she?
>>143662074
All you have to do is deceive her into attacking two people who have nothing to do with the fight. It won't be that hard even if she does have retard strength.
Yes. But I won't fight her. She's pretty harmless without her Mobile Armor.
No even though I'm pretty strong.
>>143661943
She doesn't use prana burst when practicing kendo with Shirou or Taiga.
hell no
I could wrassle her.
She'd out-shoot me, though.
I'd be dead before I realized what happened
>>143662881
You can't fight a concept, anon. Unless you're Akemi Homura.
>>143644458
I would never fight her. She is weak enough. Although it's a whole other story, when she gets into unit 00. Then I don't stand a chance.
I'd fear to even fight her
Considering that my waifu is retarded since being raped by an autistic bird, I'd say I could.
>>143645155
Mine can stop time
>>143663766
superb taste, anon
>>143644458
Naw, bitch has got magic and is athletic on top of that
I ain't got no magic
What kind of waifu would she be if I could?
She has one weakness and I have no way of getting to it.
>>143644458
She is too cute so I can't fight her but yeah she would win
Fat fuck. I don't think so.
Ez
No.
Nope
>>143667142
that taste
wtf is wrong with you anon
>>143667231
Not him but what's wrong with Nico?
>>143667327
isnt she kinda autistic
also show is autism tier
>>143667512
>complaining about autism on /a/
m8
If she isn't a god, maybe.
Probably not. She'd probably kill me and eat me.
>>143667231
Nico would be a goddamn good wife
>>143645155
HAHA, no.
>>143652878
Isn't that a guy though?
>>143654026
Rei is also my waifu. I wonder if she even knows how to fight, she's not particularly good with her Eva.
>>143669237
Probably not but if she taps into her angel DNA and pulls her AT Field you're fucked no matter how good you fight.
On normal circumstances, though. It seems she's rather poor fighter. Although she seems to be good at gymnastics taken into consideration her jump on the Matarael (the giant spider) episode. So maybe she's not completely hopeless.
>>143672353
Also she is probably fairly fit due to her swimming. So the question lies in, can you beat up a somewhat fit 14 year old girl?
Maybe, while she's been shown to be strong enough to carry Hori on her back, I don't think she's exactly been training for physical strength. That's more like Seos territory, but she's not my waifu, so I'm fine. Anyways, it's a win-win; if I beat her up, I enjoy it (maybe she does too?). If she beats me up, I enjoy it.
My waifu is god
You can't defeat god
>>143658326
Bitch, she'll shank you.
Not a fucking chance.
>>143644458
Never
Definitely no, but i would be glad of being her training doll.
Nope, I'd be a goner.
Physically? Yes. But emotionally I'd never be able to allow myself to actually strike her.
No, probably not. Physically or alcoholically.
Of courseI'd let her win though
No and I would let her stab me.
>>143644458
Considering she can lift fucking school buildings without even trying, probably not.
I have no chance whatsoever
>>143644458
>Ryuuko
>My fluffy haired choice
She'd kick my ass nigga I'd be half dead but not before I beat that pussup
>>143675235
It's most efficient to suck blood from the highest pressure source.
>>143677414
You know what you do have, anon?Amazing taste.
fuck no
>>143648409
Das a man baby.
Not a chance.
Well I've got about a foot and a hundred pounds on her.
Think my odds are pretty good.
>>143677602
>I have almost 2 feet on my waifu
She's 4'8"
She'd still kick my ass though, god damn magic
>>143660746
She does things to my dick. Unfair things.
>>143662881
I waifux2'd the fuck out of this image for shits
>>143655810
A woman can't be King.
I would get torn to shreds
>>143662074
>sample
kill thy self
Nope. Mai waifu is ruthless. She would slay my body aftersnatching my.heart
Yes.
>>143654611
if shinji could choke her out i think i could too
>>143644458
Surely no
>Nagato Yuki
I'm absolutely sure I could, but why would I do that?
