Did you rike it? Subs soon maybe or not at all.
she succ me
Funi is supposedly start simulcasting this in 1 hour although this isn't listed on HS schedule for some reason.
Save this poor faggot.
>>143587770
Which one is a shota in high school?
>>143589059
They're all 5th graders, i'm not kidding you.
>>143589059
The loli and scarf guy are in high school, brown glasses is in university, the other four are in elementary school.
>>143589227
Wait. What?
>fujoshit designs
instant drop
>>143589227
>>143589255
What is this Recorder and Randoseru bullshit?
>>143587770
>>143587877
The shota is hot but the anime looks painful to watch.
![[Ohys-Raws] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_03.13_[2016.07.02_23.12.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vfHyRBl.jpg "[Ohys-Raws] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_03.13_[2016.07.02_23.12.13].jpg")
DFC
>>143588050
>Sugita
Well, fuck. I'm a pedo now.
>First Love Monster
>So: I'm in Primary School. What Now?
Looks like episode 1 is out on Funi site.
>[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv
Much better than the source so far, where the college dude tries to shoujo-manga-rape her in the first chapter.
>>143589335
It's otomeshit
>>143593265
It's shoujo, get it right.
>about to drop it
>rockin' OP kicks in
Alright, you get 3 episodes for now.
I'm offended that something as awful as this exists.
That ED started out badly, but then got really awesome all of a sudden.
![[Ohys-Raws] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_06.37_[2016.07.02_19.16.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1wVwDeA.jpg "[Ohys-Raws] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_06.37_[2016.07.02_19.16.48].jpg")
>>143587770
This was amusing. MC is cute.
So is this just Recorder to Randseru?
I keep thinking the title is hatsukoi ribbon for some reason. I really hope I don't end up blurting it out discussing anime outside of /a/.
Japanese truck strikes again, when will the madness end
>>143587770
>Japanese truck.
>SS.
>Not bad opening.
>Amusing female Mc.
I'll watch it.
So this is the show to bait out all the pedo women
What the fuck even is this show? Why do they look like grown-ass men?
>>143595642
To make girls think it's okay to lust after kids and that doesn't make them pedophiles.
>>143595642
My understand is that that's the whole point and premise. Though lets be honest, ages in anime are functionally arbitrary since nobody represented acts or looks their age, with the exception being toddlers.
Is it just me or was this episode kind of amazing? Sugita and all those dick jokes made me think I was watching Gintama or a Takamatsu project, considering Sakamoto just ended.
>>143596770
Well I'll admit, seeing grown men act like kids was pretty funny. I'll give it 3 episodes.
The truck scared me for a second.
Everything else was shit.
>>143595642
>>143596640
At least they're not 1000 year old vampire lolis.
>>143595642
So they are actually the age of elementary schoolers? I thought they were all just really stupid and kept repeating grades
>>143597392
>not liking 1000 year old vampire lolis
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_10.52_[2016.07.02_14.07.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GFTRtK7.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_10.52_[2016.07.02_14.07.57].jpg")
She has nice thighs.
>>143597790
I kept noticing this.
>>143597625
Nobody else seems to mind them.
>>143597649
I prefer 1000 year old bratty vampire shotas.
>>143597969
>>143597790
Glad I'm not the only one
>>143597790
Isn't it a tradition to have shoujo/otome protagonists have nice thighs above all else?
This show does not deserve this voice cast.
>>143598269
It deserve what they can pay for.
As a shotafag this show offends me in a personal level.
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.55_[2016.07.02_15.52.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ugaPrti.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.55_[2016.07.02_15.52.02].jpg")
The premise is fucking stupid but it's still hilarious and god damn all those delicious thighs shots.
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.59_[2016.07.02_20.11.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1NzJ6YV.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.59_[2016.07.02_20.11.24].jpg")
I dunno. It seems charming enough to give it a go. The funny faces help.
Holy shit this show is the most retarded thing I've seen all year. I love it.
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.45_[2016.07.02_15.24.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ovmCRd0.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.45_[2016.07.02_15.24.01].jpg")
>>143599360
She's fucking adorable.
>>143597625
Don't have the picture, but in the manga they show the year book and they looked like normal shotas until the 5th year.
>>143599984
They must drink the same water than Hotarun.
How old is fifth grade in Nip Schooling? They're supposed to be what, 11?
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.09_[2016.07.02_15.41.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LgRShCK.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.09_[2016.07.02_15.41.45].jpg")
>>143600197
Around 10/11, yeah.
>>143600197
Same age as American 5th graders.
>>143598482
This is a deconstruction of shotas.
>shotas voiced by Morikubo, Sakurai and Sugita
This is amazing.
>shotas
>look like old men
What's the fucking point, even fake shotas are better, at least they look like kids.
>>143601652
At least the fourth shota is cute.
>they haven't introduced the trap loving otaku yet
But he's best boy.
>>143601947
Is there a trap in the show?
>>143601947
But the trap itself was introduced at least.
>>143602004
In the end and was the little thing that plastered CV when they were introduced.
>>143602004The three big shotas and scarf-kun crossdress, to understand the mind of girls, but Scarf gets embarrassed and runs away. He then bumps into the actual shota, who falls head over heels for the mysterious beauty
>all those dick jokes
AOTS
>expecting this to be shit but give it a try anyways
>Godlike ost
>Hilarious characters
>Wiener jokes everywhere
AOTS confirmed
>>143603641
>>Godlike ost
Glad I wasn't the only one who liked the OST too.
I would have actually watched this if it was shota reverse harem. Oh well.
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [480p] 0001.png](https://i.imgur.com/pTj0rnd.png "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [480p] 0001.png")
>>143597790
This. I'm staying for the thighs at least.
>>143597790
My fetish
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_23.26_[2016.07.03_00.20.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LqBoq18.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_23.26_[2016.07.03_00.20.37].jpg")
Well shit it wasn't that bad.
>>143607679*recorder noise*
>>143587770
That was better than I expected
MC a cute
>MFW this episode
Sugita isn't even trying to sound like a kid.
I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse.
>>143608705
Better of course, it's Sugita.
>>143608705
Better duh.
>welcome
>>143600386
A vampire loli's age has to go somewhere.
>elementary schoolers
>all except one look like high schoolers
Fucking fujoshits
>>143609961
Did you not notice the other small children around the shotas?
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.28_[2016.07.02_19.36.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nOEiCQN.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.28_[2016.07.02_19.36.39].jpg")
Too lewd.
>>143587770
I have never dropped a show so hard. I usually wait until 3rd episode, and i've dropped this by 11th minute
>those sound effects when he is digging around in his pants
I'm dying
>>143589227
Hahaha what. Okay, I feel like giving this a try now, hopefully it will be enough until Magical Faggots S2 starts.
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2016.07.02_20.16.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o7ON6yC.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2016.07.02_20.16.32].jpg")
So who else did this as a kid? It felt better than masturbation does after puberty.
>>143612520
Who didn't? I loved how it felt.
>>143612520
exposing a pure ojou sama to that is way too lewd though
That was actually quite funny.
>that recorder playing in the post credits
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.25_[2016.07.02_18.50.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uxmgsFw.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.25_[2016.07.02_18.50.42].jpg")
What does this face mean?
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.34_[2016.07.02_15.22.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OOTMCJc.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.34_[2016.07.02_15.22.33].jpg")
I don't even know what the fuck that was but it was fun
>>143613646
Literally me.
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.54_[2016.07.02_15.24.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iOFIviy.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.54_[2016.07.02_15.24.15].jpg")
I want to see her butt
>>143615462
Yeah, same here.
H-Manga when?
Her thighs and butt look nice
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.46_[2016.07.02_15.47.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JfMO5HU.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.46_[2016.07.02_15.47.13].jpg")
Yeah, thanks Mom.
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.55_[2016.07.02_15.52.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qO5CUs7.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.55_[2016.07.02_15.52.02].jpg")
>>143615625
Hell yeah butt. Hopefully the rest of the episodes deliver more thigh service.
wew
>>143595642
It's a deconstruction of the loli genre as from a shoujo standpoint
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.15_[2016.07.03_11.42.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R6L175j.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.15_[2016.07.03_11.42.29].jpg")
This shit is making me laugh and now I feel like I too am in 5th grade
>These guys.
>>143616950
>tfw love me some meaty man pecs but grossed at chest flexing
Is there something wrong with me?
>>143617149
Embrace the flex!
>>143598223
Nope. They usually are too skinny, lately the only one who has a nice body from my mind is the heroine from Utapri.
>>143617149
It's better to slow mo buff pecs jiggling when a guy's running.
So, is this show just for girls?
>>143589452
OPT material right here
Is the class rep actually a girl?
Fuck me lads, that was some good shit. Fucking King Records is in on this as well, how much music are we gonna get?
>>143618980
Not every King Records show focuses on music or has insert songs. I'm glad the OP and ED are good though.
>>143618812
It's a shoujo. That's the very definition of "for girls".
... what the fuck did I just watch?
This is certainly not what I was expecting. I thought it was going to be an insta-drop, and then it turned out to be the comedy of the season. Also, dat ass.
Also,
>tfw the chinko unko show is better than Berserk
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.11_[2016.07.02_18.39.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZUrnoOz.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.11_[2016.07.02_18.39.00].jpg")
Have memes gone too far?
>>143610778
>11 years old
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.32_[2016.07.02_23.22.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V0U97fW.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.32_[2016.07.02_23.22.20].jpg")
How are you guys enjoying the new hit anime, THIGHS?
>>143618812
If you like cute girls or self-insert as one, you'll be fine.
>>143618980
>King Records
More like they're trying to shill Aoi Shouta.
Green is mine, alright
I'm claiming him first
>>143611227
>i've dropped this by 11th minute
You don't know what you missed.
Seriously, check the rest of the episode out. It got extremely good on the second part. Full-on Sugita comedy. God knows how he manages to always land roles in these kind of shows.
>>143620020
those hips, will he be a young father?
>>143589452
In society's eyes, is it worse to be attracted to someone who doesn't look underage but actually is or someone who looks underage but actually isn't?
>>143620421
The former. Japan is into literally interpreting laws rather than following the spirit of them.
>>143587770
Literally this show, what the fuck?
>>143620716
Does that one have Sugita talking about wieners too?
>>143620804
Believe it or not, kind of. It has Sugita talking about S&M and applying it to random objects.
It looks like one ripped off the other but which one came first?
>>143620804
... it actually kinda does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DB05DJ3Rrc
He doesn't show up 'til about mid-show though.
>>143620421
I've been wondering the same thing myself, this show is surprisingly thought provoking.
I would say it's better to be attracted to someone who looks older. An old looking kid is an anomaly and someone who's attracted to maturity is obviously not a danger to the majority of kids.
>>143620716
Hatsukoi Monster is a poor man's Inu x Boku SS.
>>143587770
Doesn't this show have a brother who's a siscon for the main girl?
He kind of looks and acts like this guy from InuxBoku>>143620901
![[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.29_[2016.07.02_18.17.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lBax4fF.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hatsukoi Monster - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.29_[2016.07.02_18.17.32].jpg")
So is this otomeshit or is it adapted from a manga or something?
