You are a "high schooler" and try to use the toilet only to be blocked by this wood be hall monitor girl.
What do you do?
>>143586045
Pull back her eyepatch and let it smack her in the face
Chunni little shit
>>143586045
make like a tree and leaf
>>143586107
You need to respect her she has a whistle.
I'll make her blow my whistle if you know what I mean
>>143586045
Bribe her with Saury.
>>143586045
It's spelled would-be.
>>143586856
pretty sure its woodbe
>>143587065
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/would-be
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/woodbe
>>143586045
Distract her by pointing in a random direction and shout "LOOK AT THOSE 2 STUDENTS HOLDING HANDS!!!"
While she's distracted with that, go to the toilet and do my business.
>>143586045
i'd shit on her face of course
>>143586217
>>143586045
"What do you think you're doing?"
How does she respond?
>>143587377
"Catching dumbass delinquent retards like you who ask stupid ass questions like 'what does a hall monitor do?' you brain-dead shit monkey. Were you homeschooled or something you dumbass?"
>>143587644
"I didn't ask you what a hall monitor does, but if you're going to continue acting like it's to prevent students from using the bathrooms instead of pissing in the hallways then it has long since stopped being a stupid ass question."
>>143586045
Kiss my waifu Shizuru.
>>143586045
Pick her up and proceed directly to the toilet stall with her
Then I do "THAT"
>>143588009
Lift her up in the air and drink her fresh piss?
>>143588064
If you are going to drink it it is better to drink it fresh.
>>143589022
I'd rather drink Akane's strong-smelling NEET piss tbqh
Why is the school allowing her to dress as a chunni?
>>143589224
That's the standard uniform. unless you want her to wear the boy's uniform.
>>143586334
I'll take that whistle and shove it up her ass.
>>143586045
Pull down my pants to reveal a diaper, then do my business in it right in front of her. That should show her.
>>143586045
Drag her inside and make her a human toilet.
>>143586045
Strangle her to death with her twintails then piss on her corpse.
>>143586045
Pick her up, and bring her into the washroom with me. I'll have her sit in my lap and cuddle with me as I take a dump.
>>143587796
"Sorry, i mistook that glazed over look in your eyes for tiredness when in reality in was just stupidity. I'm the fucking hall monitor and if you dont produce a bathroom or hall pass in the next 30 seconds im going to slap your shit into next week, bitch. Don't fuck with me because there ain't no way you can hang with this boss ass bitch. You've got 20 seconds to produce that pass or you'd better be getting your ass back to class."
>>143586045
pee on her
*Teleports behind*
Nothin personnel, kid.
*shits on her head*
