Episode 14 Preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlAwPYbKW7Q
"Zetsubō to iu Yamai" (絶望という病)
"A Disease named Despair"
Who's the best 42nd King of Lugnica candidate?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10636916
>>143583310
>Who's the best 42nd King of Lugnica candidate?
There's no contest
Reminder that the whole "torture" segment in that spoiler pastebin is fake.
http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=5886225&postcount=1075
The WN simply details the injuries and how they're being inflicted a lot more.
BROTHERS
>>143583348
I like what I'm seeing.
1 Day till Zero
>>143583348
I would pay for a Re:Zero VN if it had a Crusch Route End with it.
>>143583310
Why does left slut looks like an older felt?
Are they somehow related then, what was her name then, Fault?
>>143583557
royal blood
I wonder how much stronger she would have been if she had two horns. I mean, she was already slicing things apart when she was a child with only one.
>>143583310
why does he wear the mask
>>143583557
>Left slut
>Emilia is on the left.
You mean right. Right?
Also: >>143583594
Al in that picture is just bad ass though. Look at him give no fucks.
>>143583689
He probably doesn't care because he's all too used to how she keeps acting.
>>143583660
It's not a mask.
>>143583660
he's a dark knight
Where do you think they will end ep 14?
With rem or bit further with him in the mansion?
>>143583660
It's pretty standard equipment for Chosen Undead.
>>143583689
What's her power?
>>143583310
That OP is making me imagine so much zoom ins and fade aways, dramatic sad faces I could make my own sequence at this point.Specially since it won't appear this week either
>>143584009
She's really, really lucky.
>>143584050
That's too vague.
>>143583310
>strawpoll link in the OP
Kuso thread
>>143584087
kuso ur face baka
>>143583348But she won't be the same by the time the arc ends.
>>143583600
I wonder how much difference those even make. I mean, the people in the oni village seemed to expect having two horns would make Ram even stronger and I guess it makes sense considering the function of the horns. On the other hand, Rem is stated to be completely average rather than particularly weaker than other oni also despite having a single horn.
>>143583310
>current year
>not being a #cruschmissile
>>143584172
>not #priscillary
>>143584060
That's basically her motif, though. Any situation she's involved in will typically be resolved in her favor. It's either just dumb luck or she's got some preternatural intuition going for her.
>>143583310
Preview translation:
"Subaru-kun, Subaru-kun. Did you know that my sisters and I are quintuplets?"
"Really? That's the first I've ever heard of that."
"We were separated when we were children, but I recently managed to meet my youngest sibling. I'll introduce you to them next time."
"Really? By the way, where do you fit in among the quintuplets, Rem?"
"I'm the fourth-born daughter. Ram is the eldest, and we've yet to find Rim who is the second-born, and Rum who is the third-born."
"Rim and Rum, huh? Can't say I'm surprised."
"So then the youngest must be... Wait, no, it can't be...!"
"It's me!"
"Rom?!"
"Next time: The Illness Known as Despair"
"Rem-Onee-chan!"
"Rom!"
"No way!"
""That prank went well!""
>>143583310
Of the characters in that picture: Al > Priscilla > who gives a shit
>>143583310
>that helmet guy
Can't stop laughing
>>143584365
Why?
What's Al's deal anyway? He's a drifter, but probably not for the same reason as Subaru. He also has some sort of past association with Ram and seems to want her dead. And his revival shtick is some weird shit.
>>143583348
You are right, or was?
>>143583600
She will be at least as strong as Ferris
>>143583413
Reminder that the curtains blowing like that in the background make it look like she's wearing a bride's veil.
>>143584365
He came all the way from Anor Londo for this shit.
That night when Subaru woke up in the mansion and was feeling the effects of the curse, when he was attacked in the hallway, was it Ram or Rem who attacked him at that time?
>>143584583
She'll be a good housewife
>>143584172
wtf i hate Felt now
>>143584617
Rem
What is she trying to sign??
>>143583600
In the QA the author says that she's in top 5 all time strongest characters, so yeah.
>>143584172
>>143584241
>>143584702
Is Felt a legit candidate or Reinhard is just pulling strings?
>>143585134
[x] Punch Nagatoro.
>>143585198
She's legit. Even if she wasn't, Reinhard isn't the sort of guy to deliberately deceive others about something like that.
Why does Rem have bigger boobs than Ram?
>>143585428
She's horny.
>>143585428
It's to help make it even more obvious which is the better sister.
>>143585198
She's legit, but Reinhardt is using Felt for his own gains.
is Elsa insane?
>>143586205
She's Mamiko Noto and that's what matters.
>>143586205
I want to donate my intestines to Elsa!
>>143585601
What gains?
>>143584668
true
>>143586328
rape
Elsa maji tenshi
>>143586351
>>143586392
>heart pupils
muh dick
>>143586293
>What gains?
-Legitimate kingship
-Felt pussy
-Ntr'ing Subaru so he's the one to protect Felt's smile.
-Etc
>>143583964
Probably the latter
I want to fuck Beatrice.
I hope they will animate this until arc 4 desu
Best girl!
>>143586800
>girl
>>143586800
>tfw Subaru made her take her panties off.
>tfw Subaru got to place his face between her flat breast.
Is, Subaru going the Beatrice route secretly?
>>143586800
I want to pat Beatrice on thehead!!!!!!!!!
>>143586800
Only when she has her mouth shut.
>>143586800
Perfect daughteru material
>Crusch is winning
I can't even remember what she campaigned on. Killing the dragon? That bitch is dumb.
>>143587045
Stop right there, criminal scum!
This is a no lewd zone
>>143587115
Agreed.
>>143587148
Not killing the dragon, she said not to rely on his blessing forever, and to stand on their own without relying on it.
>>143587148
>Killing the dragon?
Nope, she just wants to Brexit the kingdom.
>>143587148
She campaigned against relying on the dragon, as it has caused corruption and stagnation upon the people. She wants for the people to achieve things with their own strength rather than relying on a diety.
>>143587148
Populism. She wants to take back the kingdom from the Dragon.
>>143587200
Lol. Damn her then!
>>143587230
>lol
>Emilia-Tan, Major Fairy
What did he mean by this?
>>143586800
>Arai loli
>>143586800
I want her to step on me.
>>143587230
What, are you a remainer cuck or something?
>>143586800
I get older, she stays the same age!
>“It was at the point where I’d have died if I didn’t practically swim in the stuff. But thanks to you, my life goes on. Thank you God, Buddha, Rem-sama, Emilia-tan.”
doriru rori
>>143587223
>Populism
>Army Generalissimo looking
>Fucking retarded 'ideals' that will fuck the country in its own ass
Truly the vivid image of fascism. Only cuter
>>143585428
They are fraternal not identical.
>>143587600
>wanting independence is retarded
Ok.
![[HorribleSubs] Dagashi Kashi - 06 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.33_[2016.07.02_08.18.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CJevGN2.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Dagashi Kashi - 06 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.33_[2016.07.02_08.18.54].jpg")
>>143587600
>Fucking retard 'ideals' that will fuck the country in its own ass
She didn't even speak of her 'ideals', what are you even talking about? Do you not understand what populism is?
>tfw people don't realize Crusch is literally Napoleon except better.
>tfw people keep calling her Hitler and Fascists
Why?
>>143587729
She's clearly Mussolini
>>143587729
Napoleon was a proto-fascist in the age of imperialism. There's a reason
Not that fascism is bad at all, actually. There's a certain appeal that rings about a community-nation, and the fulfillment of a desire to be more than just a man.
>>143587665
It is retarded when the Dragon is benevolent at best or indifferent at worst.
>>143587115
Adoptive father Subaru when?
Three daughters and one son when?
>>143587825
Reason he was idolised, by the Duce and Adolf himself.
>>143587839
They depend too much on the dragon. If something happens to him or he no longer wants to help them then they are fucked.
Reminder to vote correctly for equality
>>143586800
I suppose.
Reminder that EMT a best.
>>143587915
Just assume there's no dragon and rule accordingly, surely Crusch can do that. There's no need to actually sever ties with him. And assuming you do, you don't know what the dragon will do afterwards. He can just fuck off somewhere, make a covenant with another country or destroy everything in vicinty because he can.
>>143587995
I'd rather vote for the jew.
>>143587915
Reinhardt is fucked because all his blessings are fucked if they kill the Dragon. What does the Dragon even do? We haven't seen him and he wasn't in the caste.
subaru didn't protect her smile
>there are people in this very thread who didn't vote for Felt
>>143588216
Geez who could be behind this?
>>143588196
>>143588196
>protecting the smile of a bitch
>>143587215
Sounds like an individualist I can get behind.
>>143588216
>>143588278
CYKA BLYAT
>>143588216
Look at that EMT propaganda
>>143588216
Do you want to live on streets?
Priscilla is pro-old ways, she either leaves everything to nobles or perfectionist she is does a good job at ruling. Plus her luck may affect her reign.
Is it true that Priscilla is best princess?
>>143588216
>tax breathing
>damm those illegal immigrants they keep stealing our air
>>143587728
Expulsing all the niggers (Spain) or Jews (Germany) out of your country is an 'ideal', though is only said to make the people, that feel that their shitty country is useless at the moment, feel good by having an enemy to blame it on. What part of getting the people to live with their own strength, by themselves, even though is clearly obvious that there is Eien no Aselia reasons for the Dragon to guard the country is not a retarded ideal, proposed with populist motives?
>>143587665
We know that Satella is ridiculously strong, and we don't even know about the gods that are giving Reinhard his blessings and making him his puppet. If you can't see the role of the Dragon in a story like this, you're genre-denser than Subaru. Also she doesn't even believe in it, she just wants an enemy to unite the people, even if taking out the Dragon will take a huge chunk of the population
>>143588216
Crusch entire thing is pretty fucking alpha.
>>143588465
You can bet she is.
>>143588279
What a whore.
>>143588792
How do I know she's really happy if she doesn't even have heart pupils?
>>143588216
Emilia will help the army learn more powerful forms of magic, with Beatrice's forbidden library and Roswaal, the best magician
>>143588753
Has no one shopped her to have 1 eye up and 1 eye down?
>>143588792
>tfw Subaru could rape as many girls as he wishes to before killing himself and resetting
>>143589115
he's too weak to rape anyone, everyone will just beat him to a pulp
Subaru's ranger adventures fucking when?
>>143589090
I tried.
>>143589231
>He's too weak to rape anyone.
Subaru could rape your average joe woman without magic and get away with it.
Actually if Subaru gets good with Yin magic he could be the ultimate rapist. Silence his footsteps, use Shamac on his victims and etc to make himself undetectable.
>>143589561
And then steal their primordial Yin?
>>143584241
#emiliaism
>>143589561
The problem is that most people know how Shamac works. It doesn't hold any particular horror for them. The knight guy wasn't "HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, THE WALLS ARE CLOSING!" he was "Hey, shadow magic. The bitch is going for the sucker punch."
>>143587995
>YFW Subaru murders Roswaal with an icepick
>>143590000
I'm PRETTY sure he can't actually cast Shamac, when he yells "SHAMAC" he's just overloading himself and puffing out his mana as smoke instead of actually casting Shamac on someone. If it actually landed it might not have truly unnerved someone as disciplined as a Knight but make no mistake it'd have an effect on anyone aside say fucking Reinhard.
>>143590018
he will kill him with a spoon
>>143590232
Wilhelm and Crusche are the only one's taking him serious.
Rem and Ferris are like damn he's stupid.
>>143588720
>Expulsing all the niggers (Spain) or Jews (Germany) out of your country is an 'ideal', though is only said to make the people, that feel that their shitty country is useless at the moment
But Spain literally became a much better country in every possible sense after kicking out jews and muslims. You picked a really bad example there.
>>143588216
I thought Priscilla was a bitch but your wording makes her look like the best candidate, even better that Emilia.
So did Priscilla ever get the dick from Al?
I don't think I've been so excited for an episode since Ep7
>>143590754
No. Believe it or not, she's still a maiden. For some weird as shit reason, none of her 8 or 9 previous marriages were ever consummated.
>>143590754
Nope. I feel like he kinda might have earned it after he got torched by her ex-husband a few times.
>>143590773
7 was amazing but this one just might upstage it.
This will also be the craziest /a/ has gone for ages I bet.
>>143590870
She will only accept someone more powerful than her. Reinhard, Felix or Roswaal?
would you think subaru could just let go of emilia?
>>143590754
She's saving herself for Shultz.
You all know that Felt will with the throne in the end. There is no sense for 13th episode to unfold like it did otherwise.
>>143590754
She's waiting to get dicked by Schult
>>143591044
Satella is making Emilia addictive like crack to Subaru.
>>143591044
Would you think Subaru could just let go of Rem?
>>143591044
There's something sort of funny about that page.
>>143591203
only thing is rem shows interest in subaru unlike emilia.
>>143591313
he looks like hes taking the meanest shit.
>>143591083
She would most likely win and become the dragon somehow.
The final scene of ep3 shares the same title as the novel. Grey cat does not use those words easily and only in most important chapters.
In that scene we have Subaru whos likely the Sage, Reinhart the hero, Emilia the witch and Felt who could only symbolize the dragon.
>>143590949
Wait what? Spoiler me my nigga.
>>143591313
>>143591044
>>143584297
>It's just a prank bro
>>143591440
no girls like you subaru just pick puck
>>143591820
I want to graze the head of my dick on the soft, wet uvula at the back of her mouth.
>>143591539
Side story where she got married to some douchebag nobleman who tried to bribe Al & Schultz. Al went along with it until he realized the nobleman was human garbage. So he stood up to the nobleman and got burnt to cinders in a flash. Then he comes back a few moments later. Then he gets torched again, and comes back again. Repeat a few times until the nobleman feels like he's going insane and breaks down.
You can read more through the pastebin link.
http://pastebin.com/R8KpGq38
>>143591891
What are you talking about? Rem is all over his dick.
If Subaru asked Rem for sex, she would literally submit. Ram probably blow him the fuck out though after he did the deed and he would have 0 chance of getting with EMT.
>>143591960
did he lose his arm in this story?
>>143591960
>Al went along with it until he realized the nobleman was human garbage
Al is pretty fucking based. Al is the hero we deserve.
Thanks for the link senpai.
>>143591960
Fucking Dark Souls.
>>143584583
As with every time someone posts this reminder, here you go. I have to do it.
>>143591960Do they go into how and why he is able to do that eventually?
>>143592213No, the only clues we have of Al are this short story, his fight with Lust and his short conversation with Rem in arc3.
>>143591960
Is she a female version of Gilgamesh or something.
>>143591960
"No bad stars" Is Al's Respawn ability triggered by the alignment of the stars or something?
Does this mean his checkpoint is determined by the placement of the stars? He can respawn so long as the stars aren't in the right position?
>>143592390
desu, its just a shitty translation, he actually said "Its the fault of the stars", probably becausehis ability picks who the offender and victim at random. And the summary even missed the part wherehe slice his head off, and repeating it a few times until he goes nuts.
>>143592390I think the stars thing is connected to something else, like why the Bishops are named after stars from Subaru's world or the Tower of Pleiades uses a lot of the star names from Earth too.
Who knows what it means?
>>143591891
Why didn't Puck appear when Subaru and Emilia were arguing?
>>143590232
whats the context here?
>>143583310
Do I need to marathon ReLIFE to understand this?
>>143592518
plot convinience.
>>143592518
Because Puck is smart enough to know he could not help in that situation. And if anything would complicate it and make it worse, I would hazard a guess he consoled her after though provided it was not too late in the day.
>>143592210
uuunnngghhh muhh dick
>>143592518
He probably made it worse. Subaru is a mess and he'd probably be like shit, Emilia, Subaru is all kinds of fucked up.
>>143593094Too soon
When will Beako be back?
>>143593239__________I don't know.__________
>>143590232
Is he sperging out again?
>>143593530
>again
When did he stop?
If any LNfags are in here when will Subaru's suffering reach its lowest point?
I wanna see him finally snap and go full revenge mode
>>143592523
Yes as the main character is actually Subaru's father
>>143592210
marriage
>>143593907
>Do
>Not Will
Which moonreader did this?
>>143593882
He hits his lowest point when "From Zero" hit. But he snapped much earlier.
>>143593986
i would fix it but im shit with photoshop
>>143583348
Crusch besto king
>>143594030
do it for her
Breaktime 13
We're still in school setting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7C-hmm4QyMBeatrice tickling hell
>>143588216
Felt is the equivalent of Trump
Crusch is Napoleon
Emilia is Stalin
Priscillia is Totalitarian
Anastasia is a Jew
>>143594330
Are people subbing this?
>>143594357
anastasia is more like Sinbad desu
>>143594030
>>143593907
Fucking noobs
>>143594424
so basically a jew
>>143594440
Thank you for feeding this poor pleb.
>>143594357
>Priscillia is Totalitarian
How?
>>143594330
>>143590394
Plan Marshall, having to rely in potatoes like Irish farmers to survive and half of the country getting so behind in industry that even with helps from the rest of Europe, Spain is still at least thirty years away from catching up. How about opening a book or doing some research for once?
>>143594357
>Emilia is Stalin
>Priscillia is Totalitarian
So Emilia is like a totalitarian dictator and so is Priscilla?
>>143583310
Looks like a best girl episode~
>>143594440
>Hey bitch you wanna marry me?
>How about when I throw a fucking bird in your face! BOOOM!
>>143594495
I'm assuming he is basing that assumption on her attitude. Not to mention the fact that she literally killed her way into power.
>>143594440
thx based anon
>>143594330
Would you survive Beatrice's tickling?
>>143594245
>He didn't fall for her.
Subaru is shit sometimes. Like damn I would've fell for Crusche.
>>143594812
Crusch had Fourier though. Not to mention all of the marriage proposals she has.
>>143594812
>Changing targets at the drop of a hat
You gotta at least respect his drive to keep going for Emilia. Besides, isn't she still mourning the loss of her Fiancee?
>>143594618
>>How about when I throw a fucking bird in your face! BOOOM!
Otto is great wingman
>>143591141
We getting shotas now?
>paradox of paradise
jesus christ
re do is garbage but it seems the 2nd OP is great from the PV
>>143594330
I'm just now listening to Beako's voice, but is that Chiwa voicing her?
>>143595153
>re do is garbage
wut
>>143594640
Just using murder as a means of advancing in the political hierarchy doesn't make a person totalitarian. That's ridiculous.
>>143595548
i feel re-do is out of place as OP, but maybe that's because STYX HELIX is just so fit in with the theme in the anime
it doesnt have UMPH like STYX HELIX, i never know MYTH & ROID but hot damn their songs are fucking good
>>143595705
Well how else would you label Priscillia then? Taking into account her personality, motives and actions?
>>143583310
bye Emilia!
>>143596717
EMT versus Index, who wins in a straight up fight?
Are Subaru's time esets extension of Witch's power or something else?
>>143597244
It surely has to do with the witch considering he smells like it. Why he was given that power, and why is it necessary for him specifically to have been brought into that world is a mystery though.
>>143597343
Anon.
Subaru was brought into the world for one reason. To give Satella the dick.
>>143597107
Does index come with a Touma to watch over her?
>>143597441
No. That would be two-on-one. This is one-on-one.
>>143597391
Right, but we still don't know why it has to be specifically him.
>>143597441
If Touma punched Subaru, would he stop resetting?
>>143597524
Because nobody else would be as autistic as him about half elf-pussy.
>>143597773
Woah...
>>143597773
It would be extremely painful.
>>143598061
You're a big guy
>>143597524
Satella used her witch powers to find out who would give her the best dicking and dragged Subaru into the world so she could get it.
>>143598146
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>143598203
That image made my fucking day. Damn, Subaru just can't win.
>>143598203
I've seen this before. What was the name of this app?
>>143594987
It could also be Meili
Say hello to the Joker.
http://blog.yuncomics.com/archives/1717539
>>143583310
Is there a point to strawpolls when they always get proxy bombed?
>implying you can find 60 people to vote for Felt
>>143588465
>>143588753
These are the results I got from a generator. Priscilla is the luckiest character of re:zero even outside of it.
I can't even cope.
>>143600011
Link ain't working
I really wonder why Al is in the other world. Subaru has his whole thing with Satella and might not even be human to begin with, but Al doesn't appear to have anything like that going for him.
>>143600270
Turn off Ad extensions.
>>143600087
the poll's votes is collected from 3 threads
>>143598203
>Try out the website
>Subaru and Rem ends up with 8 times for Subaru and 4 for Rem
I guess Rem truly is best girl.
>>143600011
thanks for the link
>>143600274
Which is why the explanation can't be that simple, there has to be something else going on behind the scenes.
>>143600306
>implying you can find 60 people to vote for Felt
She's the most irrelevant character no one cares to post or mention her in /a/. Even the Jew has gotten more posts
>>143600091
Heh
>>143600306
I remember checking last thread and the votes were almost exactly the same (Emilia had ~5 less, Priscilla ~10 less, Anastasia about the same, and I think Crusche ~10 less as well). But Felt only had like ~10 votes. I find it hard to believe that everyone else's vote barely changed, but Felt's just happens to increase 6-fold with no proxies. It's pretty obvious what happened.
>>143600350
What if Satella summoned a bunch of guys like Al and Subaru who were her type, and wants one of them to rescue her.
Al has been in this world for 18 years; he's most likely in his 40's.
>>143600309
It's 0 for Subaru and 0 for Emilia when u try them out.
>>143600400
>being surprised that a shitty strawpoll has people proxy voting
If Rem was on there I'm sure you'd see 100+ votes for her even though she's not even a royal candidate.
>>143600618
I'm not
>>143600469
and I doubt Felt would get more than 10 votes honestly
>>143600274
I wouldn't be surprised if he's just there because Priscilla's preternaturally good fortune fucked over space-time just to pull him into the other world for her convenience. As in, he's literally just there because it makes her life marginally easier.
>>143600721
If I was Al and I ended up in fantasy world and lost my arm, became a gladiator for several years and other shit just so I could meet Priscilla one day down the road I would murder the shit out of her.
>>143600682
Felt did get 10 votes in the first thread though
>>143584574
>that fat Wilhelm
Why
