Why are Kobold pups the most adorable MonMusus?
OPERATION: Crab legs
Is a go
>>143557602
Because every man loves a nice set of puppies
Doppel is the Superior Girl
>>143557714
Amen.
>>143557602
Beware of the rival Lamia pirate Trireme; Greek fire is not something to trifle with.
However, stare and laugh at the centaur pirate barge; the is nothing to worry about.
the Harpy pirate Fluyt might cause some trouble with all the slime containers within the hull.
>>143557685
what is operation crab legs to being with?
>>143557775
>superior girl
>bae
i see your opinion and instantly reject it
>>143558245
We take his legs.
>>143558247
>superior girl = best girl
>loverboy
Being this wrong, anon...
>>143558301
Are you trying to make Crabman cakes to share with your friends.
>>143558245
Some one talks the woman cosplaying as Rachnera into leglocking Crabman when he comes by so that we can grab photos and send them to his fiancee back home in Japan.
>>143558500
>Crabman
>Finacee
He's married to his work.
>>143558542
His parents filled out the registration and interviewed for him in his stead.
>>143557867
I guess fun isn't allowed any more.
>>143558722
I liked the conversation where we discuss the technical aspects of making a monmusus cosplay work, but then it derailed into 2D vs 3D shitposting
>>143558500
Wait, does Okayado really have a fiancee?
>>143559124
you expected him to be a loser otaku?
I'm in position
>>143559124
Dunno. It was a running gag for a while that his parents were leaning on him to settle down now that he had a steady income. I don't recall if he'd said anything about that to start it off.
>>143559242
>It was a running gag
I dont remember this
>>143559220
Fuck the memers and everyone else, I think this cosplay looks great. Thats just what I think and I dont believe for a second anyone else needs to think the same.
>>143559220
>>143559374
Either of you think the spider body is a little too big?
Maybe that was done so it would be stable with her sitting on it
>>143559220
>3D
>Not completely shit
It's actually kinda cute.
>>143559242
>No chapter where Crab channels his frustrations into a story where Polt's parents chastise her for still not having a husband
>Hijinks where she tries to pretend TTF is her husbandend with her confessing the truth is she's gay for Draco.
>>143559374
I dont think you're understanding our position
werer not saying that the top part isn't good its that the spider part, really good
too good in fact,
when you make one part of something too good but the rest not to the same quality it create a disparity.
>>143559348
Sometime around 12 - 14 months ago. before the anime, but well after it was announced.
sorry to go off a tangent, but does anyone notice google image search iisn't working as well anymore?
Wait a god damn minute.... I can cosplay TTF
>>143559620
I'm so sorry.
>>143559620
I cant, Im kinda fat. My tits are too big.
>>143559486
>>143559620
Condolences.
>>143559722
Wait, what?
>>143559671
>>143559620
I fucked up my joke, I thought you said you could cosplay TF, our dear old fishloving flat translator.
>>143559722
Post the one where its 5'9'' 6'1''.
>>143559797
I do pushups because with strong pecs feelings cant get inside you.
>>143559620
I can'tI'm tall
>>143559996
So am I, but that doesn't mean it can't be done
>>143559220
from that angle it looks cool
>>143559220
Someone bring her some cans of silly string.
>>143559466
Maybe. I think that the abdomen is too thick, but Crabman does play loose and fast with proportions to get the image he wants.
>>143559220
>>143560195
We need an upcloth (?) Pic or someone getting an actual selfie.
>>143560195
Remember that all the photos we've seen are taken by cell phones by people who are note great with photography. I'm sure it's more impressive in person.
>>143560339
are this persons friends posting here?
>>143560316
This is the actual size of the abdomen she made.
Will the next chapter have more Miia in hats?
>>143560494
no , go away
>>143560494
no, go away to /cgl/
Do you think Polt has perfect control over her vaginal muscles?
Do you think she'd be able to milk your dick for semen when you stick it inside her, and clamp down enough that you can't pull out until she lets you?
>>143560494
>3D
>>143560448
Will Miia ever don a Tiara or circlet?
What head ornaments would you want to see Miia wear that she has not already worn?
>>143560676
I want to see Miia as a head ornament.
>>143560674
2d to 3d is prohibited. 2d to 5d is safe.
>>143560656
Cmon. You have to admit she looks good.
>>143560640A man dreams.
>>143560640
>Do you think Polt has perfect control over her vaginal muscles?
shes not a dolphin anon
>>143560706
A Gigantes wearing Snek as a hat.
>>143560640
No. Kobold vagina is designed to be knotted, so it needs no additional mechanics of its own to restrain penises.
>>143560676
A flower and weird horn things, while wearing a little black bow Darling bought her on her tail
>>143560801
those flowers rape you,
seems like anything on alice person can rape
>>143560801
Hmm, I wonder what's in this treasure chest...;-;
who's next birthday?
>>143560997
>>143560776
Male kobolds don't exist therefore they aremedium-sized vaginas.
>>143561030
None in July, so Zombina on August 15th.
>>143561089
>>143560997
is there anyone else here at the Con? Or am I a lone operative
>>143561030
Who is in October. Zombina is next on August 15 unless I've missed something in the pastebin.
Newt is cute
I want to help her maintain her scales
>>143561167
I'm visiting tomorrow.
Can't miss thatJAM Project concert.
>>143561099
> Male kobolds don't exist
Never played D&D, have you?
>>143561198
>>143561137
>>143561161
NO
STOP
>>143561198
Who?'s birthday is in December 25
>>143561337
D&D kobolds are lizard people while polt is clearly a dog,
its pretty obvious they aint the same kobold.
>>143561374
Jesus
>>143561161
WHAT IS THIS? WHY DID YOU MAKE ME FEEL THESE FEELINGS?!
>>143561383
Kobolds in the original module of D&D were dog faced
>>143561161
what with Japanese people and the name Alice?
>>143561341
>>143561374
Well unscrew me, Miia's in Oct.
>>143561220
> Her
>>143561488
Don't know about you anon but this is Monster Musume...not shitty D&D.
>>143561641
> shitty D&D.
hey
it was fun back when i had friends
>>143561529
Second biggest fans of Lewis Carroll after Gothamites.
>>143561641
You know how Japan learned about Kobolds?D&D
>>143561641
You do realize every fucking character is directly inspired by monsters right? It's literally called MONSTER GIRLS. Crab has been incredibly dilligent about monster folklore and adapting them to be waifus.
>>143561641
The VAST majority of Japan's "Generic Fantasy" settings are cribbed pretty much entirely from AD&D. How the fuck do you think the nips even know about a European forest sprite like kobolds?
>>143561383
They are
1st and 2nd ed Kobolds were described as "dog faced" but still lizard people. When the Monster Manual was translated to Japanese "Dog Faced" was mistranslated as "Dog People" and the Japs ran with the misconception ever since
>>143561532
Miia's birthday is in Halloween
Lala's birthday is in Christmas
shouldn't be backwards?
>>143561220
Going to need one of theseDon't forget to compliment her smooth and shiny scales after you're done
>>143561747 Talking about mon musu universe not the material it was inspired by.
>>143561727 Did I trigger you?
>>143561723 I'm sure but d&d was inspired by other folklore and stories so it's still not a point as it isn't in universe lore.
>>143561668
I used to play it but the people I played with sucked and the game became boring and there was better games to play at the time.
>You will never make Draco smile
>>143562065
of course not , dragons are for slaying not laying
>>143562065
That job's reserved for Polt
>>143562065
>>143562065
>>143562126
>you will never renounce your vows and dedicate your life to protect draco and make her happy
I want to marry this snake.
>>143561167
Go find the crab
>>143562352
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR MAN, THAT'S A LEGIT MONSTER! KILL IT WITH FUEGOor your benis
>>143562405
If I pull of the mask would he die?
>>143562487
It would be extremely shameful.
>>143562538
He is a big author
>>143562598
For US
>>143562354
I want to cuddle with that snake
>>143562354
Snake fills me with a warm feeling that I cannot explain
>>143562442
Dragons are immune to fire
>>143562405
Is that him?
Is he wearing that to conceal his identity?Really?
>>143562803
what if its like that super emo fire from naruto made out of darkness or something.?
>>143562785
>>143562354
That's one cute snek
>>143562721
I want to use Miia's lap as a pillow.
>>143562785That's called love.
Miia makes my heart go doki doki.
>>143562883
Amaterasu?
>>143562929
Outta the way, wide load! I got a con to get to.
>>143562821
He is a shy guy anon that understands the value of privacy.
>>143563090adorable
>>143562994
This is the only Amaterasu I care about.
>>143563188
That is also the only Amaterasu that I care about.Ammy is good dog
>>143562821
I miss pre-MySpace internet. Smartphones ruined everything.
>>143563090
So you're saying he was at the expo today?Was he taking autographs and drawing requests?
>>143563280
That's tomorrow after his panel. I think you need to bring a copy of one of the manga volumes or else you have to pay
>>143563264
>I miss pre-MySpace internet.
>>143562405
looks like they're giving these and Crabman will sign it
>>143562405
burgers pls don't shoot him
>>143563499
Good thing Iwent to Barnes and Noble to get a copy of Volume 1, then.
>>143563509
Why do they hate Papi?
>>143563509
Those snek tiddies are huge.
Looks like everyone, but Cerea got a size increase for those pictures.
>>143563564
Cause she doesn't have big tiddies
>>143563511
I can't be held responsible for my dumbass eaglelandian brethren.
I also cannot guarantee his safety, considering we've had 5 shootings within the past 8 months.
I want to be enveloped in Miia's cool hugs as she tenderly embraces me after a long day of work!
>>143563564
No tits and a real woman needs big tits.
>>143563564
Crab literally hates drawing small tits. It's on his Twitter.
>>143563564
They hate best girl too, apparently.
>>143563666
shes just ahead of the curve
>>143563666
I don't know Satan. Cathyl's only a minor character, so it makes sense to leave her off most merchandise.
>>143563666
Cerea is right there anon. Do you need glasses?
>>143563502
get on my level and remember bbs system. Watching my elder brother play Muds with his school friends over the phone line.
>>143559220
The costume and the spider-part look great. The hair is shit though.
>>143563623
I want to come home to my snake family and get group hugged by Miia and all my daughters.
>>143559220
How fucking tall is she in that costume? Those booth partitions look to be in the 7' range, and she's easily half a head above.
Slay the dragon!
>>143562405
Recon in progress
>>143563666
Why make special cards for side characters?
>>143563845
silly anon, Vera is for becoming a dragon knight with. She can be your partner.
>>143562405
Also where was that at? I've been walking around for a while
>>143563845
I'll stick my lance in the weak spot on its underbelly
>>143563666
But Miia is right there
>>143562929
>snekguts resting on exhaust pipe
>this cooks the snek
>eatsnek.jpg
>>143564057
First girl best girl
>>143564144
I'd eat that snek. Preferably in the bath.
>>143564144
>eatsnek.jpg
Oral snex, fuck yes.
>>143564167
First = Worst
>>143564248
First = Worst
Third = Best
>>143564248
First is the worst
Second is the best...
Papi is best then?
>>143564306
Third = Best Chest
>>143564343
more like hairy chest
>>143559220
pfff, get back to me when the darn thing actually moves.
>>143564343
Best butt too.
>>143562405
I saw that on the editor's Twitter.Poor fellow has lost a lot of hair from all the stress of telling Okayado he had to do this, can't do that, etc.And now I'm disappointed no anons ran with my idea of making him a crab plushie mask.
>>143564333
Repeating digits don't lie.
>>143564488
>tfw no kobold waifu who sheds enough that you can make a wig from it
>>143564306
I guess this is at least on variation on the old rhyme
Miia is the worst,
Papi is the best,
Cerea is the one with the best chest,
Suu is the one in the polka dot dress,
Mero is the one who wears her family crest, Rachnera is the one in the spiders nest,
Lala's head is locked in a chest.
>>143564767
You're so wrong it hurts
I want angry wasp daughterus to attack me with hugs the moment I get home from work
>>143564841
I never said that the rhyme was accurate
>>143564868
I want to incubate my wasp daughterus in mynext box.
LILITH BESTEST DEVILEST
>>143564924
>>143564868
Would you want your wasp daughters rub their bodies against yours so that their pheromones would smear on you and identify you as theirs against all other wasp girls or any other being not in your family.
FIRST GIRL BEST GIRL
>>143564986
There are eternal cake demons so she's pretty shit
>>143564868
>Catch your wasp waifu by surprise
>She stings you
>Her guts are pulled out along with the stinger
>>143565071
Elder devil could offer you an extended life if you become theirs and theirs alone.
>>143565059
>We'll never get to read Miia Musume
>>143560401
> not wearing proper respiratory equipment
>>143565075
She's not a bee
>>143565075
Wasp stingers don't work that way. Only bee stingers do. Fun fact, When a bee Stings you, she is stinging you with a repurposed reproductive organ.
>>143565075
>wasps
>barbed stingers
butthatswrongyoufuckingretard.jpg
>>143565051
Anon please, I just masturbated 1h ago.
>>143557602
THOSE AREN'T KOBOLDS YOU FUCK
KOBOLDS ARE PRIMARILY REPTILIAN IN NATURE, IN ADDITION TO BEING CANINES.
>>143565059
Miia is love. Miia is life.
Miia is my wife.
>>143561161
the hell did he kill her for?
>>143565237
Do ant girls affect you in the same way, anon? They do much of the same things as well since they are distantly related to bees and wasps.
>>143565116
If she's also mine and mine only then it's all good.
>>143565315
Play the game and find out why.
>>143565315
She demanded him to kill her in order to atone for the sins she believed she committed. It's actually rather sad.
Don't worry, though, it's only the bad ending
>>143565339
Kind of, but I like bees the most.
>>143565253
They are; you and every other D&D fag go and stay go.
I wish someone would remake this gif but with Mero :(
>>143565389
>the sins she believed she committed.
what sins? I thought she wanted to kill her to bring peace.
>>143565403
http://www.insectstings.co.uk/waspsting/
>>143565422
>Disney has no sexy snake girls
And the new Kaa doesn't count
>>143565422
The only fag here is you if you can't grasp the perfection of a woman who is capable of producing her own body heat while also laying eggs and making milk.
Updated with Cici, Kurusu, Smith, Tofu Mama stats.
http://pastebin.com/i1suhKhr
>>143565051
Daughters are not for lewd. I'll just have to eat out my Wasp Wife every night to fill myself with their pheromones.
>>143565414
>you will never be fought over by 2 nests of wasps girls to whom got interested in you for reproductive purposes.
>>143565492
There's Jasmine from that one episode of the Aladdin tv series
>>143565516
your daughters are not rubbing themselves on you to be lewd. They are doing it to show their ownership over you.
>>143565544
>That's the only scene from the TV series I have any recollection of.
>>143565422
>:(
>>143565450
She wanted to die because she thought it would bring peace and because she still felt guilty about messing up her mother's sacrifice and killing those humans when she was younger
>>143565632
Only the D&D fags that insist Mon Musu should follow the rules/lore of it can stay go....you seem nice.
This is the only acceptable form of Kobold.
TTF WHERE ARE YOU?! I NEED BACKUP!
>>143565711
Have fun cleaning up after your daughters when they shit on the fucking carpet.
>>143565711
>requestingmedium-sizedback-up
>>143565711
This is the best kind of Kobold. Furfags need not apply.
>>143565711
>TTF WHERE ARE YOU?! I NEED BACKUP!
You don't get to bring friends
![1227298026128[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SUnKIbI.gif "1227298026128[1].gif")
>>143565799
And now I've gone and made myself look foolish.
>>143565739
Apparently you never have been around small children 1-3 year old for a prolonged duration.
>>143565739
But they're not actually dog-dogs.....diapers anon...diapers.
>>143565775
>>143565815
B R O K E N A R R O W O N M Y
P O S I T I O N !
>>143565544
Yeah but she blew way past acceptable snek
>>143563564
only big tiddies
>>143563666
sadly, Lala is still a secondary character
>>143565915
Normie pls go.
>>143565624
>their pheromones would smear on you and identify you as theirs against all other wasp girls or any other being not in your family
>your daughters are not rubbing themselves on you to be lewd
I'm getting mixed signals here.
>>143565871
I have
They don't do that shit
Yiff in hell furfag
>>143562405
soooo
right Crabman, left Crabman's editor
>>143565815
I mean, I don't really care if people are dumb about why Kobolds are dog-like in Japan.
You got the story of how that happened right.
Any anime/manga news from AX? I just woke up. Any twitter posts for me to translate my twitter stream was moving really fast so I haven't been able to look at everything.
>>143566048
What's wrong with his face?
>>143566096
He's asian.
>>143565711
>TTF where are you
Probably busy doing something about "this and that" with Crab at the con
>>143566122
You mean ugly.
>>143566096
Wow, those are some distinctly not japanese teeth.
>>143566048
I actually expected someone more fatty and less attractive
good for Crabman
>>143566138
Fuck off.
>>143566048
Crabman is a cute NERD
>>143566143
What's the difference?
>>143566048
Praise crabman
>>143566122
oh yeah , I forgot
>>143565181
>>143565185
>>143565200
>>143565403
O-Oh I thought they were all like that...
>>143563666
satan, as always with good taste
>we said that she didn't have much screentime
Crabman made a chapter about her
>We said that we never saw her smiling
Crabman draws her smiling
>we said that her legs are the best
Crabman show us in her chapter her very fine legs
>we said that we would love to see her beign interrupted by darling while she's changing her clothes, wearing some awesome black underwear
Crabman draws it
>we said that it would be awesome too if darling enters the bathroom while she was taking a bath and we see her purple nipples
Crabman does that too
Why is Crabman so based?I feel like he's watching us
>>143566432
What the fuck do they teach people in school these days?
>>143566048
>Both buck-toothed with glasses.
...Not helping the stereotype, you guys...
>>143565075
that's a bee, fucktard
also, some wasp species can retract their stinger
>>143566432
No. Wasps are assholes. Eddie Izzard did a whole skit on them.
>>143566567
What about HORNETS?
>>143566505
school taught me if that I stare at the sun long enough I will get superpowers.
>>143566432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8p6AixKWIU
>>143566653
Hornets are Wasp+1
Only bees are bros.
>>143566661
wat
I wish I knew Crab was coming to Murrica so I could go to AE and demand Cerea got a fight scene.
I mean FFS Satsuki from Street Fighter who is a literal who character had a better sword fight against Zangief and she got fucking bodied to shit and literally broke her sword on his muscles. That is still better than anything Cerea has done.
>>143566048
He actually looks a little like an acquaintance of mine. Hell, he actually looks a little like me.
>>143566048
OH HERRO, YOU RIKE MONSTAH?
>spaghettis everywhere
>>143566749
>>143566838
Actually, I take that back. How fucking huge is his forearm? I've never been that fat.Or muscular. ;_;
>>143567053
>My forearms are as thick as, if not thicker than, his
I'm not sure if it's muscle or fat, but I should probably excercise more
What is it about this mango that puts a big ol' doofy smile on my face whenever I read it?
>>143567341
Wacky humor
>>143567341
Tiddies.
>>143567341
Wacky tiddy humour
Bread FUCKING pudding. The fuck is that shit anyways?
>>143567628
It's delicious is what it is.
>>143567628
It's a dessert type dish. Basically sweet bread with raisins.
>>143567516
humorous titty whacking.
>>143567341
The author's own big ol' doofy smile? >>143566048
>>143566048
and so the veil has been pulled back
>>143566048
he reminds me of that guy from my life as teenage robot who pinned for jenny
>>143566866
Completely lost it. It's 4 am. I woke the neighbors.
>>143567797
Get some sleep Anon.
