Groggily you awaken in a white room, so completely white that you're not sure where the walls stop or the floor ends, you inspect your locations further checking around dazed and confused when suddenly you hear a small voice. You look down and see a small cat like creature with red glowing eyes, smiling up at you, "I should explain," it mentions "You've been chosen. Chosen to become a househusband to only one of these women over there in the chair, who have a duty fighting beings called witches to restore cosmic balance to everything, you seem compatible with all of them for some reason but you can only decide on one. Pick carefully."
Now the decision is all up to you, who do you pick?
>Not picking Mami or Homura
>>143541612
>you're not sure where the walls stop or the floor ends,
How do I know I'm in a room and not on an infinite white plane?
Mami is such an obvious and easy choice here.
>>143541612
Homura for deep conversations about time, philosophy and cuddling while drinking coffee together.
Mami wears the pants in our relationship.
>>143541612
>wanting to marry a magical girl
>from Madoka
>ever
it's like marrying a special forces soldier. There is a high chance she will die, come back maimed and/or with PTSD.
>>143542812
What would an average day of being married to Mami be like?
>>143543207
>Not wanting to cuddle away their PTSD
>>143543480
You'd learn how to make really good cakes and give really good massages.
>>143543760
>You'll never give Mami a massage after a long hard day's work of Witch hunting
>>143541612
homu
>>143544025
Glasses Homu is superior Homu
>>143541612
How can I remain a househusband when megucas don't make any money from witch hunting?
>>143544232
Royalties.
Mami, obviously.
For a relationship, it has to be Madoka. 100%.
Homu and Mami are ok too.
>>143544908
I want to kiss Mami on the nose
>>143541612
I'm not answering the white rat's question. It's probably a trap.
>>143545862
You randomly get to be a househusband to any without question
wait, so im going to end up being like Madoka's father??
Anon Kamane, i actually don't mind the sound of that.
Sayaka, so that I can sleep with other women.
>>143541612
I pick mai waifu of course.
Picking Homura leads to her cheating on you with Madoka
>>143547879
>Cheating
>Not threesoming
>>143549597
This anon knows the score
>>143549597
>implying Homura would give even an iota of sexual or romantic consideration to anyone other than Madoka
>>143549597
>>143549910
>>143550709
>Implying Homura would ever share Madoka with someone else
>>143550827
What if I pick Madoka and convince her into letting Homura join us
Homura may be best girl, but in this context, Mami is objectively the best pick.
I do nothing except soil myself in fear
>>143550915
Homura will kill you and tell Madoka it was an accident
>>143541612
I fucking run away.
These kids are messed up.
Fuck them.
>>143551330
>completely fucked up in the head
>best pick
>>143554970
All of them are fucked in the head in some form or another. On top of that, her issues are the only ones that could at least partially be remedied by having a househusband.
>>143547879
>cheating
>Implying I wouldn't constantly be trying to set them up together in the first place and helping homu set up and execute plans to do so.
>>143558099
Is that a barbie doll anatomy?
>>143558607
it's sleeveless and footless and she's wearing gloves genius
