I just want Saitama to be happy, do think there's any chance they'll end up together?
from what I've read Saitama is either gay or asexual
>>143527166
Naw man
>>143527166
He ignores Genos' dick, he seems more like asexual or full autismo at least.
>>143527138
>I just want Saitama to be happy
You want your stupid pairing to be real.
>>143527138
No.
>>143527260
/thread
shipfags should just kill themselves desu
>>143527260
>>143527305
>>143527312
But just imagine what a Telekinetic Handjob would feel like
>>143527225
does genos even have a dick?
>>143527330
saw a hentai like that
the guy was unsatisfied mostly because he was confused and terrified through most it.
>>143527349
Well, I guess he can get a dildo prosthesis...
>>143527443
you can say the same about tsukimaki
>>143527138
>happy
Then just give him money to pay the bills and buy his groceries and some video games to play. He's asexual.
>>143527138
As long as he remains undefeated, his existential crisis and depression won't go away
>>143527196
This
>>143527138
Saitama was made to suffer anon. And after Blast gets formally introduced Saitama will suffer some more
>>143527138
>I just want Saitama to be happy
>do think there's any chance they'll end up together?
It's one or the other.
>>143531980
But fucking a loli nightly would make anyone happy
>>143527138
Saitama falls in love with Tatsumaki.
Unable to confess, baldy is gifted by a deus ex machina with the green-haired girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with One Punch Man's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of POWER LEVELS.
>>143527166
Nah, he openly says he isn't gay.
>>143527138
There was never a chance.
Stay mad white boi.
Tatsumaki has better chane with king or blast than Saitama. Shitty brats clearly not his thing.
>>143527330
>Telekinetic Handjob
Terrible use of telekinesis for sex. Here's a better:Psychic Prostate Pressure
>>143527138
Why would he fuck her when she's got a fine ass younger sister? Fubuki yo
>>143534802
According to the webcomic that character is a white Japanese man, not a black man, so he probably has the junk of a white japanese man
>>143534802
>Implying Saitama would bang that shit instead of her hotter sister.
>>143535159
>>143535176
Fubuki actually looks like a fully-grown adult woman.
That is not to most of /a/'s taste.
![fubooty[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Np6eyR9.png "fubooty[1].png")
I'm beginning to think Tatsumaki lovers are actually just being ironic. How does that oompa loopma even compare to a real woman?
>>143532817
>Episode is called One Pump Man
>Starts with them on the verge of fucking
>Saitama thrusts his cock straight in
>Suddenly Tatsumaki experiences a full body orgasm
>Her entire body and soul is spasming in ecstasy beyond mortal comprehension
>Mind eventually breaks and is left in a catatonic state
>After everything has run it's course, Saitama only had one thing on his mind
>"I didn't even get to finish"
>>143527138
I want Saitama to pound Tatsumaki's tight pussy and butthole.
>>143527138
>Saitama
>With Tatsumaki
>Happy
>>143535332
Why is her butt so large?
>>143535363
I want Tatsumaki to pound Saitama's tight pussy and butthole.
>>143535437
I want them both to pound MY pussy and butthole.
>>143535337
>didn't even get to finish
>mfw
>>143535453
Can I pound your pussy?
>>143535427
Tatsumaki got most blessing in her head, Fubuki got most blessing in her body.
>>143535530
Ew, no.
>>143534802
BLACKED
>>143535332
They're lolicons, friends. They're not into Fubuki BECAUSE she's drawn like a real woman.
>>143527138
I just want Tatsumaki to sit on my face while giving me a footjob
most of us can't get what we want most in life ;_;
>>143527138
>Tfw you'd fight saitama to protect your waifu's scowl
>>143527138
>Saitama
>Being happy with a shitty brat
Why the hell would Saitama end up with an annoying bitch who destroyed his house and clothes?
>>143527138
Saitama will die happy eliminating a universe - threatening being, being defeated and waking up in the hospital with mortal wounds only to find that his wounded opponent was finished off by the combined power of everyone he's helped so far.
Then he'll give up the ghost knowing that the world is safe and he finally found a worthy opponent. Dramatic music, simplistic funeral, Genos moving his stuff out, and Tatsumaki breaking down in tears not because she loved him (she wouldn't) but because she respected him and his passion for heroics and wasn't able to tell him.
Either that or he loses all his powers and becomes an everyman like in the beginning of the series, except now he has a fulfilled outlook on life and friends who care about him despite his normalcy.
>>143535332
>>143535917
He needs some who wants to be dominant nigga don't need no sub
>>143536441
He doesn't NEED anything. He's fine just the way he is. He hasn't shown any interest in women so far, he doesn't need to have a miserable life to satisfy your shit fantisies
>>143536129
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>>143536675
Nothing about him is fine his life is complete shit and he doesn't get any appreciation for any of the shit he does and you asked why he would end up with her and and I gave the simple response
