I think we can all agree that the first season was the best season, and it just went downhill from there, correct?
Two years worth of semen.
>>143486463
People keep saying this in ever SAO thread, and I still don't get the joke.
>>143486597
Nigga doesn't know about 16.5
>>143486463
Glop, glop, glop.
>>143486597
>>143486597
You don't know about 16.5, do you?
Basically you know that scene where Asuna punches Kirito because she misread what he meant by "spend the night."
Well the author actually wrote out Asuna and Kirito's sex scene in a side chapter, that he sort of didn't want to release, but he did it anyway on his website/blog thingy.
It's fucking hilariously bad. It sounds like a bad fanfiction when you read it, but it's actually canon. The author took it down immediately after he found out that people were making fun of it.
Google "SAO 16.5"
[Sword Art Online] 16.5
http://imgur.com/a/FouPi
SAO arc: Not bad
Fairy Shit: incest feelings why, asspulls make no sense
Gun Gale: bretty cool animation and fights
Excalibur: worth it to see that chick turn into Thor.
Mothers Rosario: Tonight on a very special Sword Art Online
>>143486356
Season 2 wasn't bad. I liked GGO and Mother's Rosario.
>>143486356
>and it just went downhill from there, correct?
You have to come from a high place to go downhill, this started at ground level and just kept digging and digging.
Mother's Rosario was the best arc, because it had the least Kirito in it.
Asuna plopped down naked on the sofa and glared defiantly at me.
"...Kirito, hurry up and take your clothes off," she said in an authoritative tone.
"What...w-we're continuing?"
"It would be stupid if we stopped here!!"
I hurriedly complied. Opening the window indicated by Asuna, I toggled off the option buried deep within the menu.
Because of the hurried start, there was no romantic mood to speak of. Sitting on the bed which was slightly too small for the two of us, we slowly did as much as the system would allow.
The dim blue moonlight filtered through the window, casting complex shadows on the bed.
Since Salemburg has no marketplace, the townspeople disappear at night. The only thing that I could hear was the faint whispering of the lake, and my alarm-like heartbeat which seems to echo around the room.
By this time, Asuna and I had removed all of our clothing. We had been kneeling on the bed in front of one another for about 2 and a half minutes. I couldn't read Asuna's expression as she balled up her fists on her knees and looked down. I thought that I should probably be the one to take the first action in this situation, but not being able to predict the outcomes of any of my choices, I sat in petrified silence. I considered what would happen if I were to yell out, "Sorry!" and re-equipped minimal clothing at mach speed before escaping out of the room. Would she say, "I guess it can't be helped~" and forgive me when we meet again tomorrow? ―There's no way she would.
SAO arc was the least shit, but then again i dropped season 2 6 episodes in.
>>143489989
Remembering back to the distant past, I was only 14 the first time that I ever logged into SAO. The winter of 8th grade. I don't want to really recall how I was at that time, but I sacrificed all of the sexual energy that starts to awaken in all boys around that age in order to immerse myself into games. As a result, I had never been in a situation where I would be alone with a girl in her room. Obviously, I had also never been naked with a girl before.
To tell the truth, I would have liked for Asuna, who I thought was probably a few years older than me (and thus had expertise in this area) to take the lead. However, it seemed that everyone in SAO, including her, viewed me as being older than I really was. Since I had never denied any of it, there's no way that I could say to her in this situation, "Sorry, but I'm actually..."
I strengthened my resolve. Even if I didn't have the knowledge or the experience, I had never loved or had felt such intense feelings for someone like I have for Asuna.
Ever since SAO started, there were numerous times when I was in a situation where I told myself, "You can't run away from here no matter what," but here I had to muster up greater willpower than that as I extended my right hand and moved my body forward.
My fingertip softly touched the gentle curve that was Asuna's shoulder. Her body quivered sharply. I slowly traced a path from the line of her collarbone to the nape of her neck.
"N...mm..."
Asuna let out a soft moan as her eyes closed. The blood rushed to her cheeks and her eyebrows furrowed.
For some time I watched Asuna's responses in secret delight as I touched her all over the place. Slightly excited by her fresh reactions, I went a bit overboard as I kept my fingertip at a point where I was just barely touching her and continued to slowly glide smoothly across her skin. I crawled down her arms which were firmly hiding both breasts, circled around her stomach and reversed direction up her arms again.
I never get why people say the first arc is the best. The fairy arc is the only arc that isn't irredeemable garbage due to the fact that it's one entire story. It's hard to keep interest in the characters when the story jumps around years at a time, especially when the characters are shit to begin with. This isn't even considering that the first game ended due to the author saying "fuck it" and getting Kirito to magically find out the final boss's identity, probably because the author got bored writing it. The other arcs don't jump around but they are so fucking meaningless.
>>143490030
continue....
>>143489616
Someone did a doujin of 16.5 if I remember correctly. Visuals if you need a fap.
>>143491018
It's in the thread>>143489705
>>143491123
>>143489705
And here's the higher resolution if you need more pixels to your porn:
http://exhentai.org/g/518112/9953a7e570/
>>143491204
>exhentai faggotry again
I swear...
Its title is "Sword Art Unlimited", for those who'd like to know.
Do Kirito and Asuna only fuck in SAO, or do the fuck in the real world too?
>all these SAOfags and tripfags
Kill yourselves.
>>143491546
Gee anon, what do you think a couple of teenagers in love are going to do?
>>143491546
It's implied in the series that they only have sex in game. They haven't had sex in the real world yet. It's for the better since they run 0 risk of Asuna getting pregnant that way. Though she has hinted that she wants to have Kirito's child.
>>143491664
>what are condoms
If Kawahara really wanted to imply that they didn't have sex IRL, then damn is he clueless about how teens work.
Then again, he is a perma-virgin, so I guess I can't really blame him.
>>143491415
>>143491662
>derp
Who are you and why do you look like the most retarded tripfag on Earth?
>>143491928
Maybe because you need new glasses?
>>143489616
I remember fapping to this.
Although I have to admit, I quite liked the series and the LNs.
People can have sex if they love each other.
The more you know.
>sao thread
>derp commander's already hijacked it
Well, maybe next time.
It was bad since the end of episode 2, not the beginning of season 2.
>>143493262
Alright, I'm going to filter you.
You should kill yourself, to be honest.
>>143491914
>>143493262
Get the fuck out.
>>143488712
>>143495348
Makes you wonder if his comatose, hospitalized physical body also released that 2 years worth of semen
>>143486356
At the risk of potentially not getting the joke here and thus looking like a newfag...
I thought even Aincrad was lackluster. Those log cabin episodes were about as fun as watching paint dry.
Two of the strongest players in the game playing house in the middle of nowhere while their comrades were presumably fighting and dying on the front lines? That scene where Kirito spent time with that old man fishing?
When it got to Yui, I couldn't take anymore.
>>143486356
It was ok untill they both got that fucking house.
I think we can all agree that SAO would have been better with an all female cast fighting through 100 levels of tentacle monsters
I thought these threads were made by the same person since it's always the same image, but the OP is actually different every time.
>>143489989
why does this read like fanfiction
>>143486356
Yes, can't believe they didn't end it at episode 14, Kirito walking out of hospital all skinny is a perfect ending.
>>143486356
It was the best season arc ever because it was plagued by death and the fact that they were trapped and everyone had mental issues due to accepting the fake world and trying less and less to get back to the real one.
>>143498239
Without question. Do you think it's people playing the tentacle monsters?
>>143497530
The front lines were just an assault on the floors to clear the game. People didn't have to focus on doing them all the time. It's not like it was a two way war. So they could afford to waste time because living an imitation of life is still better than death to them.
>>143486356
FUCKING DROPPED
>>143486356
No it turned trash right after episode 2
>>143500570
I know, it surprised me given how much people otherwise go on about it, I expected Kirito to just go around magically solving everyone's problems, only to see him fuck up half the time and get people killed.
>>143490030
What the fuck is this?
The rumours were true? The author was 17 or something when he wrote this?
The first half of the first season was alright. I only watched the second half of the first season because I just wanted it to be over. The fairy shit was just bad. I never watched the second season because I always assumed it wouldn't get any better.
>>143502347
It does get better even though the stakes are low. There's less harem shit.
>>143502316
They could have focused more on the issues instead of showing us the happy marriage. That kind of pissed me off
>>143497530
I always thought it was a little cheesy that Asuna and Kirito are fucking and playing house, so the game decided to give them an NPC child. I felt that Yui was a mistake at first, but at least they gave her a purpose. Now she's literally just their in game child who just so happens to have vast game knowledge and can interact with core programming.
>>143486356
One of the best annie mays I ever sawed. Though it holds no candle to the entry level stuff I watched.
>>143486356
It started poorly with Aincrad, rose reasonably high with Fairy Dance, fell flat on its face with PB, rose very high with Mother's Rosario, and fell back to neutral with Early and Late. It will peak from the beginning of Alicization and remain peaked until the end of volume 14, after which it falls down to around Aincrad.
This anime is just like hunter x hunter aka
emperors new clothes: the anime
>>143486356
What is with the increase in SAO posting? Did a youtuber/e-celebrity started to talk about it?
>>143486356
Maybe based on averages but not really.
Gun Gale > SAO > Mother's Rosario > Alfheim > Excalibur trash
>>143503914
It's summer and people like me just found out about the series that are/were popular. It's pretty good to be honest. It has good art and setting.
>>143504564
SAO>Mothers Rosario>Gun Gale>Alfheim>Excalibur shit
>>143505482
Of course it's good art. Abec did the original art.
>>143486356
I used to think that. But Progressive shits all over it now anyway
>>143505953
What is progressive?
