>see this
what do?
>>143480998
>Seduce
>Get her in bed
>Apply poison outside of condom when she isn't looking
>Kill her while fucking
>Win the game
EZ
Soft serve? No thanks.
>implying i can make a choice that wasn't already staged by Yuno
Any way i would be happy, at least i know i'm important to someone either to love me or to kill me.
>>143480998
Win the game. Duh. Then I can just jump into another universe where the game never happens and live happily.
>>143480998
Cum in one of them, swap them around a few times and make her choose.Joke's on her; I came in both but I spent the last few years building up an immunity to semen.
>>143481152
>animeonly fags
They didn't use a condom. She was trying to get pregnant because she thought it would be cool to have a son of that little bitch faggot.
Free ice cream? Dafuq not
Stick dick in crazy
>used goods
Walk away.
>>143480998
Eat ice cream. Seriously why is this a question.
>>143481152
She'll sense and eventually notice the poison.
>>143480998
Yanderes usually only go after beta males who can't fight back
Ill be fineprobably
>>143480998
Take the ice cream. I fucking love ice cream
>>143480998
Why is Crona wearing anything but his usual black?
>>143481152
Step 1 isn't important in this case
>>143480998
Ignore.
>>143480998
Wonder why her seiyuu doesn't get more roles.
>>143480998
Look at her with a perplexed expression.
>>143480998
Accept ice cream, hold hands.
>>143480998
>eat the ice cream
>wake up groggy later, tied to a chair
>get humiliated and tortured to death
>she becomes god and goes back in time to do it again
10/10 would get murdered by an infinite number of times.
>>143481152
Reminds me of an attemped murder case where a women applied poison to her vagina so her boyfriend would ingest it during oral sex.
>>143484687
I knew I was right to not have sex ever
>>143480998
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
Im lactose intolerant
>>143481440
YES
Yanderes are built for crazy, lustful insanity-inducing sex.
There is literally nothing wrong with sticking your dick in something this crazy.
>>143480998
>take the icecream with my right hand
>quickly put my hand on her lower back and push her towards myself
>kiss her sloppily and kinda violent (tons of repressed lust)
>accidentally drop the icecream
>then I'll grab her hand and move somewhere private
I haven't watched Mirai Nikki (it's been in my backlog for a loooong while), but I guess what will suprise a yandere the most is you showing your affection for her.
>>143480998
>take ice cream
>crack up a bunch of eggs onto it
>hand it back to her and say "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these"
>>143487102
That's still not going to save yourself from being castrated, murdered, and chopped up into little suitcase-sized bits.
>>143487186
As long as I can delay it, it's fine.
>>143480998
Full counter.
>>143480998
Ignore her and find the superior Yuno.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>143489028
She was already in front of you.
>>143480998
>your waifu offers you ice cream