This is your loli for tonight
>>143471035
What kind of magic can it do?
>>143471208
None, she has no magical powers
>>143471339
Then what purpose does she have?
Can i have her glassess friend?
>>143471400
She can sweep your floor with her broom.
>>143471208
She has the power to make your peepee feel good.
>>143471035
>worst loli of the decade
No thank you.
>>143471339
A truly worthless loli
>>143471471
Is she any good at it?
>>143471508
>>143471596
>Is she any good at it?
She'd probably end up making the place dirtier than before
>>143471968
Then what the fuck is the point of this loli?
>>143472027
To be an annoying little shit
>>143471035
Can I choose this one?
Nah, I would rather have the tomboy.
>>143471968
Atleast she's cute.
>>143472254
No, only rich guys get this loli
>>143472319
You dont pick your loli, they pick you.
>>143471035
Can I have this one instead?
>>143472556
That's not even a loli
Jesus Christ you fags are stupid
My loli has a penis, is she broken?
>>143473541
i can fix her for you.
What does a loli's head feel like?
>>143473782
Like a normal head, but smaller.
>>143472393
>tfw a loli will never pick you as her very own
Even if this was a thing, a lot of us probably wouldn't get picked at all.
>all this talk about how useless Akko is
Shame on you
>>143471208
she can make my wand disappear
lolis and shotas are both much better with silly hats
>>143472556
That's an interesting way to sweep the floor. At least she is having fun.
>>143472027
>Then what the fuck is the point of this loli?
1 free night of bullying and shitposting.
My loli pouts if we don't have sex once a day.
>>143471035
Here's my schedule of events for tonight.
5 pm (official start of night as outlined in OP)
>pick up loli
>drive through McDonald's and get chocolate milkshakes, food (burgers or nuggies, depending on loli's taste. I will be getting 3 McDoubles and a large order of fries)
>head home
5:30 - 6:30 pm
>introductions, home and bedroom tour
>create small bed for loli to sleep on
>finish eating food and put away leftovers
>get loli unpacked and comfortable
6:30 - 8 pm
>turn on a movie, let loli pick one but if she can't decide within 20 minutes I'll just pick one
>loli will sit on the couch with me
>watch movie and drink what's left of the milk shakes. Popping popcorn is optional but recommended (I'll explain this before we start the movie)
8 pm - 9 pm
>free time
>loli can work on coloring books, stickers, general arts and crafts
>I will be cleaning up the house and assisting her in creating some art
>we will finish this time block by framing and putting the art up around my house
>will instruct loli on signing and dating her artwork for future endeavors (I will claim ownership of any artwork done in my home with my art supplies, however)
9:10 - morning
>loli bed time, she will be instructed to brush her teeth, hair, and put on pajamas if she hasn't changed yet
>she will be instructed to go to sleep on her bed which was shown to her earlier
>if she doesn't want to sleep, I will read a book of her choosing to her for 1 hr max
>if she can't decide on a book within 15 minutes, I will pick one
>after optional reading time, it will be lights out
>loli will be given a buzzer which can be used 3 times per night to page me if she needs anything (after 3 times I will take the pager and not return it)
>upon morning, loli will be instructed to shower and change into new clothes. She will be assisted in packing her bags as well
>parting words will be spoken in the car as I bring her back to the predetermined drop-off location
>I will give her my business card for later
>>143479568
>you have to eat ALL the eggs
>>143473689
your are beyond drunk, literally anything else
>>143479032
the pouts are kinda cute too though, how problematic
>>143480936
? it was just a prank m8
>>143479568
That's a good plan but you made a fatal mistake when you missed out on the opportunity to brush the loli's hair for her.
>>143481269
That could be worked into the schedule, probably between 9 and morning. After the shower would be best.