I AM THE GENIUS OF THE CRIMSON DEMON CLAN
MY MOTHER'S NAME IS YUIYUI
AND MY FATHER'S HYOIZABURO!!!!
I fapped too much to this bitch.
Yunyun>Megumin
>>143417012
This
>tfw you already have a waifu
I-Is polygamia really that bad idea?
>>143416769
>Tfw her parents are chuunibyous
>>143417147
Don't bully Megumin
>>143416769
Overrated meme girl. Aqua is where it's at.
>>143417147
Her whole family and every relative is a chuuni.
>>143417213
Aqua is the idiot's choice.
>>143417012
Excellent taste.
>>143416769
Kazuma needs to give her the dick already.
>mfw it will be Wiz Wednesday tomorrow and there's literally nothing NOTHING N-O-T-H-I-N-G Megumemesters can do about it
>>143417355
Approved by Kazuma
>>143417012
She's just newest girl. The appeal will wear off once she gets in a few more episodes.
>>143417012
Liking cow tits
>>143417979
>episodes
My opinion of her is based on the LN. Kazuma should swap that useless shit Megumin for her.
>>143416769
waga na wa SMUGUMIN
>>143418578
That's unfortunate. That means you just haveshittaste.
>>143417147
was it incest?
>>143416769
I'm gonna playthrough Baldur's Gate with a party of Konosubas. How should I make Megumin 100% explosion? I was thinking of having her as a sorcerer that only uses fireball and sunfire.
>>143417264
Damn, Megumin, eat a sandwich or two and get some Vitamin D.
>>143418818
Better play IW2/NWN as they have the empower spell metamagic. So you can dump points in stronger fireballs
>>143418818
>2 spells
She only knows 1 spell cocksucker. There's no point if she knows more than the 1. That's why she's so useless to begin with.
>>143418825
That would weaken her explosion. She needs to be useless in everything else so her explosion gets every last point she has.
>>143418862
>>143418847
So I need her to somehow only know fireball and only ever cast one per day but have it be insanely strong. Gotcha.
>>143418981
Pretty much.
>>143418601
>WA GA NA WA KAZUMIN
Fixed.
>>143418979
Her explosion is still shit compared to Wiz who isn't even specialized in such magic.
>>143419018
She's still a 13 year old loliko while Whiz is a several thousand year old undead archmage.
>>143419018
Wiz has a lot of experience causing explosions though.Of muh dick
>>143418818
Cheat megumin to have the single highest damage spell, and use only that.
>>143418818
The dnd magic system would not translate well to building Megumin
>>143419059
What has experience to do with what was show in the LN? You have to dump points to make spells stronger so unless Wiz spent decades dumping points in a useless (for a undead) spell it means Megumin is shit even at her favorite spell.
>>143419218
>unless Wiz spent decades dumping points in a useless (for a undead) spell
Considering she's thousands of years old and a spellcaster many, many levels above Megumin this isn't as unbelievable as you make out.
>>143419121
Why? You just empower/intensify/maximize/heighten/widen a spell with spell focus evocation and you are ready to cast.
>>143417264
Why does this damegami make me feel this wayMUH DIK
>>143418981
Use delayed blast fireball.
>>143419218
To me it seemed that the volume of explosion depends on mana used for the spell. Like how Megumin casted bigger explosion when she got transferred more mana that she normally has. Wiz has huge mana reserves.
>>143419323Because that is six feats, evocation is garbage, and you will do dick and all casting one of those a day and ignoring all your other spell slots, you might be able to do it with a psionics system since that uses power points but you still will be completely useless even attempting to focus into one spell.
Also, let's assume you put all that on a fireball.
Empower is +2 spell levels Maximize is +3 spell levels
You can not use Intensify because it is +7 levels. Widen spell just increases range which I guess is useful for a +1 bonus?
so we are looking at Widen, Empower, Maximized.
Means it will do 60+(10d6)/2 damage
Which is total fucking garbage.
Evocation is a garbage school
>>143417147
>tfw her entire race are chunnibyous
>>143419544
>Evocation is a garbage school
just like Megumin
>>143419449Even with empowered that is a garbage choice
20d6*1.5 for a level 9 spell is bad, this is also only at around level 20 you would even be able to do that. You could do it by level 15 with arch mage but, even then you would need level 17 to empower it, and reguardless it is still a bad option. At level 17 you will not do enough damage to one shot anything near your level with that. Also don't forget they get a save for half damage.
>>143419544
Not as garbage as Necromancy. Specializing necromancy in any dnd game is just handicapping yourself.
>>143419544
>you still will be completely useless even attempting to focus into one spell
Sounds like a proper Megumin build to me.
>>143419671Necromancy at least has save or die spells, and the ability to create minions. Also some utility, Evocation is literally do hp damage which is the worst option for spell casting in dnd.
Skull trap damage calculation would fit a Megumin build more as it isn't level capped. But it isn't a explosion so fuck that.
>>143419698
>But it isn't a explosion so fuck that.
Exactly.
Same problem with Incendiary Cloud
>>143418818
I think I found myself a new hobby, making anime real in video games
>>143419664I also forgot to add in here that your damage range would be 30-180 with an average of 105, with probably a dc 29, meanwhile you could just have a dc29 save or die/save or suck spell with any other caster.
>>143419544
>>143419664Just build your ownAAKUWIZAADOClass with its own spells if you really want to play as Megumin and add feats to those.
>>143419911Or play a system that allows for that kind of building by RAW, and don't try to shoehorn something into dnd that does not work within its mechanics.
>>143419729
It's surprisingly addictive. Try not to ruin your life.
>>143419891
Megumin being stupid and underpowered can be made up for by having Kazuma and Darkness pick up the slack.
Play HOOM 3 with Armageddon's blade and Magic well equipped and get rid of all your wisdom. Fucking nerds.
>>143419956Considering I doubt darkness has weapon or armor proficiency with how she functions, she will also be dead weight, and that would leave you with Kazuma to be the only one who is capable of combat.
Alternatively make a less shit anime team your goal to build.
>Everyone mocks Megumin for having a dumb name
>The Paladin is fucking called Darkness
>>143420038
Her real name isLalatina
>>143420038
Her name is Lalatina.
>>143420072
Which means she chose the name Darkness, which makes it even more stupid, because at least Megumin isn't the one who chose her own name.
>>143420019
>Alternatively make a less shit anime team your goal to build.
Actually, that would be a pretty well-balanced team. What would Ranta be though? Swashbuckler? Beserker? Fighter?
>>143420038
Who?
>Trying to play Megumin in anything but Dragons Dogma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0x5XIrbyuE
>>143419956
>Megumin can only cast fireballs
>Darkness is a paladin that has an 18 CHA, 18 CON but 8 STR and 8 DEX because she can't hit shit. Has to maximize taunt.
>Kazuma is a fairly competent rogue backstabbing bitches
>>143420095
>What would Ranta be though?If you are talking dnd probably a Barbarian, or a Warlock with weapon proficiency and perhaps some fighter multiclass to get into Eldrich Knight.
>>143420126
>Darkness is a paladin that has an 18 CHA, 18 CON but 8 STR and 8 DEX because she can't hit shit. Has to maximize taunt.
I had her pinned as roughly 18/25 STR but minimum DEX as you suggested.
>>143420095
Blackguard
>>143420211
STR sets your to hit, I would say average str, probably about a 12, 18 con, 8 dex, below average but not a total clutz, 16 Charisma, 8 wisdom (I don't see her getting spells she also doesn't tend to think things through), and 10 int.
No weapon or armor proficiency and wearing full plate, which would give her a net -10 to hit penalty
I would tell you all to go back to /tg/But I'm having just as much fun.
>>143420281
Fair enough. No point half-assing it. If I'm going to play with a party of those characters I may as well make them like those characters. Mediocre str Darkness it is.
This isn't going to be easy.
It's tempting to make Aqua insanely overpowered to make up for it...
>>143420038
Why does Megumin sound stupid anyway?
>>143417264
Why does Megumin look so disgusting while Aqua looks so great?
>>143420468
Remember, the Damegami has sub-human intelligence.
>>143420495
Crease in the paper.
>>143420495
Because Megumin is a grossly malnourished poorfag
>>143420508
>the Damegami has sub-human intelligence.
For fucks sake. There goes my last hope.
>>143420517
>blaming the paper for Megumin looking gross
Sasuga Megumemesters.
Of course there's always the official game as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or8maZAZ_k8
>>143420508
>>143420533
She should definitely be a cleric or favored soul so int can be dumped.
>>143420482
Megumin is a childish nickname of Megumi.
>>143420550
>She should definitely be a cleric
Yeah, that's the plan.
Kazuma thief (has to dump lots of points in pickpocket), Aqua cleric (min INT), Darkness paladin (mid STR min DEX), Megumin sorcerer (fireballs only).
>>143419529
>Wiz has huge mana reserves.
indeed
huge and soft mana reserves
>>143417012
>mfw after first 10seconds of yunyun speaking i realized yunyun has the same voice actress as my waifu
>>143420083
she doesnt look south-american at all
>>143417012
Shit taste
>>143417264
I want those posters.
Also, they really love pushing that Schrodinger's pantsu on Aqua don't they?
>/a/ hated DanMachi
>/a/ loves Konosuba
Explain this.
Properly subbed OVA using BD video when?
>>143423153
? Apples and oranges anon.
I'm getting the idea that you didn't actually watch both.
>>143423153
>implying danmachi is equal to konosuba
lol
>>143423153
Konosuba focuses more on comedy and it's really good at that. It also has better characters. Without the comedy aspect it would probably be just as bad or almost as bad as DanMachi.
>>143423566
>lol
Don't forget to kill yourself, worthless poster.
>>143417264
Full poster when?
Megumin is LITERALLY the worst girl, prove me wrong
>>143423936
She's an Enma-Kun rip off.
>>143423936
I can't, in the name of all Megumin fans I accept defeat.
Vol 9 spoilers WHEN
>>143417264
Megumi is TOO flat and TOO pale.
r-right...?
>>143423823
>ask a worthless question
>gets a worthless answer
u mad
>>143424062
>TOO flat
You say that like it was a bad thing
>>143424062
The paleness is an issue with the scan. Just compare the color of the background on both sides.
>>143424245
Lina Inverse has bigger mosquito bites and is at least 12 times stronger than Megumeme.
>>143423153
>/a/ hated DanMachi
Some hated it. It was rather well received.
>>143424445
>rather well received.
Besides waifu Hestia nothing was well received in that trainwreck
>>143424062
>Megumi
Who?
>>143424486
The Minotaur fight.
>>143424599
Megumi-chan! Not flat! Not pale!
>my face MC confessed he moved Megumin in a position he could feel her DFC on his back
MC is our man
>>143417264
Why is Aqua such a dirty slut?
>>143425699
She doesn't know better
>>143425699
Mental retardation.
Darkness must have elf blood in her.
Find a flaw.
>>143426290
Talks the talk, but doesn't lewd the lewd
>>143426290
>used goods
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qAhLflEU61
>>143426430
god this is autistic
EXPLOSION IS A USELESS SPELL WITH ZERO UTILITY!That's why Kazuma should swap Megumeme for Yunyun.
>>143426430
>>143419612
Oh fuck
>>143426809
>Implying there is any mage more excellent than our Megumin
Someday you'll find a party too Yunyun
Why didn't the thief join them
>>143427233
Because she isgoddess Eris' physical avatar who only comes down to hunt stray Holy Relics and play around sometimes
>>143417012
>flavor of the month
>>143424062
Her flatness is perfect.
>>143424062
>too flat
>implying this is a valid combination of words in English
Let's get some l-l-l-l-l-l-lewd Megumin in here.
>>143426412
She just doesnt like to do lewd willingly. She is probably the lewdest by nature.
>>143428169
Why does she always wear that gauze on her leg?
>>143428849
Because she's a chuuni
>>143426290
>divorceness
>>143428169
i don't see their underwear strewn in the pile, so they must still be wearing it
>>143428970
Megumin went for the gold, look at her hand.
>>143428955
>You will never be this close to Megumin
![[Mori] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 11 OVA [1080p BD][E2F7ECD9].mkv_snapshot_11.16_[2016.06.25_16.52.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/inpTldh.jpg "[Mori] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 11 OVA [1080p BD][E2F7ECD9].mkv_snapshot_11.16_[2016.06.25_16.52.31].jpg")
>>143428970
They don't show panties, but it looks like she's not wearing any.
Quality Wiz
>>143428970
It's implied in the picture that I posted that Megumin isn't wearing any panties; you can also see YunYun's panties being held on to by Megumin in my previous post.
>>143420922
HOLY SHIT!
>>143429013
wow i must be blind
thanks anon
>>143428849
She wants to look like Rei.
>>143428955
Why does Kazuma look so terrified?
>>143428169
I have a huge desire to smell those pantsu
>>143426290
She is boobs. Boobs.
>>143429247
She's doing lewd things to him
>>143429065
>you will never be this close to Megumin in bed
>>143427290
>how to spot a secondary
But seriously anon, people have adored Yunyun for quite some time. Probably ever since the "I want to have Kazuma-san's children!" moment.
>>143423153
>Explain this.
because Konosuba is actually good
>>143426290
Ugly as fuck boobplate. If there's one thing that the anime got wrong, it's fucking boob plate.
>>143429872
Aqua knew what those were.
>>143430184
I just realized everyone has the same pupil just colored slightly differently.
>>143430238
>pupil
Iris.
Just like real life.
>>143430238
>>143424704
That fuggin Minotaur fight though
>>143430238
Is this your first anime?
[Boob Slapping Noises Intensify]
>>143420708
Do note that "below average" is not the same things as minimum possible INT. Just put 8 on INT and 18 on every other (as if the greater god who originally created Aqua's cheated ability scores had made a typo)
>>143430550
What do breasts sound like?
>>143419008
>WA GA NA WA KUZUMIN
Fixed.
>>143430631
watch the OVA
>>143430060
>"I want to have Kazuma-san's children!" moment.
Skipped in the anime ;_;
>>143423153
You want to fuck Bell in the ass.
You want to fuck a girl with Kazuma together.
>>143431049
It's at the end of vol 4.
>>143430823
That makes no sense though.
>>143426290
Negative accuracy and zero 100% chance to hit skills to make up for it.
>>143417984
>>143423153
> /a/ hated Gary Stu + tit monster: The infinite power unlockening
> /a/ loved Baby Sitting OP retards: The enscumming
>>143431234
To think that Darkness is the shittiest most useless character in every game but a god in Diablo 2.
>>143431073
>not spitroasting Bell WITH Kazuma
>>143431196
Kuzu is scum and what they call Kazuma often.
>>143423153
Just because shitposters don't find a way to shitpost on Konosuba threads, doesn't mean everyone likes it
>>143431341
Sorry I'm not a total weeb, like you nerd.
>>143431380
Anytime, friend.
>>143423153
DanMachi is better than Konosuba.
I want to fuck Bell-kun's tight boipucci.
I want to kill Kazuma desu.
Your thoughts on Megumin's latest upgrades?
>>143431475
Homosexual men like Danmachi.
Heterosexual men like Konosuba.
Alright.
>>143431557
Ain't nothing gay about Aiz Wallenstein.
>>143431620
Aiz was the only good thing about Danmachi
>>143431526Did she win the kyorobowl?
>>143431652
You mean the tiny fox girl.
>>143431620
>>143431658LNfags say "probably".
>>143431373
Ahahaha.
Oh boy, haven't been in this thread long did ya? The threads could be pretty shitty with both shitposter and the fanbase going full retard with the blogging, rolling, avatarfagging and roleplaying.
This fanbase is on the running together with Overlord and Yahari as ln-based show with the worst fanbase.
>>143431757
You've never been in an AoT thread, to only mention one example. These threads are quite bearable.
>>143431557
This desu senpai.
>>143419544
It's reasonable to assume your DM will agree to sacrifice all your spell slots for just one higher level spell slot. But we were speaking about a computer game, so eh.
Is Axis cult supposed to be a scientology spoof?
Or joke about some other cult?
I know a bunch of crazy cult shit used to go down in china, but havent heard much about japan, so i wasnt sure if the basis for axis cult was something contemperary and recognizable from japanese pop culture, or modeled after the world's most famous cult at the moment
>>143420546
Oh, did tachi from Hero and Daughter work on this?
>>143419544
Magical equipment can add metamagic feats to your spell for free. So cut down those spell tiers a bit.
>>143423153
Wait, are you implying DanMachi was a comedy? I thought I'm supposed to take that farce seriously, so I dropped it, but we all know everybody thought at the start Cross Ange isn't a parody either, so eh.
>>143431987
DanMachi is comically bad. Unfortunately that does not make it a comedy.
>>143431809
>ln-based show
But I agree with you. Sometime though, this thread could turn real shitty even without outside shitposters. I wish this fanbase could better self-moderate.
>>143431987
>>143432039
It's not really that, it's just dull. None of the characters are particularly compelling on their own, and their interactions were uninteresting.
>>143431887
Wehraboo.
>>143432102
From what I saw it's either offensively bad or a parody that fails to identify itself as a parody. At least it's not offensively bad at not identifying itself as a parody the way Hidan no Aria was.
>>143432074
Of you consider the discussion of the various ways to make Megumin eat an anal creampie low quality posting, then right, I have to admit it.
>>143419671
dude minnions are usually hugely broken... or completely useless
but still Baulders Gate one skele / wolf spam was just lol
>>143431887
Question: do you know of the Tokyo Subway Sarin attacks? Japan has a long history of crazy cults, don't worry.
>>143432172
>HnA
True. But the "I didn't get pregnant" scene was really funny, though.
>>143418818
I created the Konosubas in xcom. Megumin died when a car exploded. I lold and cried at the same time since she was the best soldier I had
>>143418601
WAGA NA WA SMEGUMIN
>>143432382
should've waited for her to become a psy ops, anon.
>>143432369
To be honest I only remember gg's subs of episode 9, nothing else.
>>143423153
Because /a/ is literally triggered by Kirito's voice. As Bell's character archtype has some minute similarities, they're unable to separate the association in their mind and thus instinctively hate him and search for faults while ignoring any redeeming qualities.
Kazama on the other hand is not stronger than others that are similar to him, he's not a super strong snowflake. And instead of becoming stronger and gaining main character momentum, he's being held back by his shit-tier party and literally stupid, wine wasting, cock blocking, luck reducing, supreme cunt Aqua.
>>143432567
>stupid, wine wasting, cock blocking, luck reducing, supreme cunt Aqua.
REPORTED TO THE AXIS CULT!
>>143418601
WAGAHAI WA SMUGUMIN DE ARU.
Step up your wakamoto son.
>>143432567
I never watched SAO. Danmachi was too predictable and nothing seemed fleshed out. They went into the backpack girl's past a little, but everything still seemed so shallow. Still, I liked her and the flashbacks with Bell's grandpa. Bell's power of getting stronger all the time and having girls after him I could deal with at first, but the last few episodes were hard to watch. I'm not interested in how the world works at all, it's like the vaguest way you could do "we're in a fantasy video game."
>>143432896
You want a real kicker? Bell's grandfather isZeusHe's a Sue in every aspect.
>>143432965
That was obvious by the end. The only way he's not a Sue is that all the guys were jealous of him.
http://blog.yuncomics.com/archives/1714373
>>143424062
There is no such thing as "too flat"
>>143433018
The literal capstone of being a perfect 100% sue is having a downside that isn't really a downside.
>>143433087
I wish Komekko would bite me like that.
>>143433087
>Attention : Please, Turn off Ad extensions.
>>143435065
Fuck those corean dog eaters.
>>143426207
your meme is terrible and you should feel terrible.
Sue's are perfect from the get-go. You can't start off as an utter weakling and work your way up while being a Sue. Sad they skipped half of Bell's fights though, those menial fights were important to his character progression.
>>143436269
Lets not ruin her only good feature.
>implying megumin isn't a huge slut who purposely uses all of her energy in one attack because she wants to get raped by her enemies
>>143436975
She a pure maiden that only wants to be piggybacked by Kazuma
>>143436315
It's yours, my friend!
>>143416769
tiny tomboyish chuunibyou mage that gets off casting explosion magic and double calls your name enthusiastically. Yes I can fap to this.
>>143436975
Darkness, pls, you're projecting
>>143437208
>>143436269
Gyaru version when?
>>143437329
>KAZUMA KAZUMA
>>143437605
>be Kazuma
>this slut is all up in your shit
what do?
>>143437965
Give her the dick.
>>143437965
Fuck the shit out of her.
>>143437965
Confess, kiss, marry
>>143426290
Literally yellow Saber.
>>143437965
Confess.
Best girls are the succubus.
>>143420851
I can't believe my zombie's this cute!
>>143424486
The Hestia ribbon "buzz" is why everyone started to hate the show. There's also the heavy relying on rpg game mechanic for the lore who didn't help.
>>143437965
be thankful that I seem to be living my life correctly
I noticed they glossed over alot of shit and just cram new characters in episodes at random
How much shit are they skipping from the LN?
>>143437605
Yes, I'm Kazuma.
>>143438238
If you're talking about Yunyun, the OVA isn't her proper introduction, her proper introduction is in the very first arc that the 2nd season will adapt.
How many dicks do I have to suck for the 2nd season to be 2 cour?
>>143438239
>>143438238
They skipped Wiz and those dudes who show Kazuma the slut cafe (which I'm kind of angry about, Kazuma does a party switch and shows he's actually pretty crafty when he's supported by a proper party).
>>143426290
I see nothing wrong here
>>143424445
The afterglow of fapping is a wonderful thing. Unfortunately a good fap doesn't make a good show.
>>143438647
>slut cafe
They are pure, I asked them to be.
>>143437965
Proceed to dump her in favor of Yunyun
>>143439332
QUALITY
>>143439332
SAGGY
>>143437965
Hai hai, Kazuma desu
>>143440127
I am kazuma
>My name is Kazumin! Wielder of the Sacred Sword Chuchunbara!
would you some Aquapits?
