>not tricking cute lolis into drinking alcohol
>not getting them absolutely hammered and spoonfeed them eggs

File: hey kid let's get hammered.png (676 KB, 924x812) Image search: [Google]

676 KB, 924x812

>>143329095

File: 1461727381239.jpg (84 KB, 638x363) Image search: [Google]

84 KB, 638x363

>>143329095
How else am I supposed to have sex with them?

>>143329095
It's not alcohol, it's juice! It's just psychosomatic.

>>143329095
What if it's non-alcoholic alcohol?

File: chemicalhappy.png (50 KB, 168x300) Image search: [Google]

50 KB, 168x300

>not getting them high instead

>>143329095
>Not teaching your kids how to walrus two stubbies without spilling a drop

poofter cunt

File: drunken_asirpa.jpg (559 KB, 720x3502) Image search: [Google]

559 KB, 720x3502

>>143329095
Why not, they love it!

>>143329344
slip roofies, duh anon can't you use more varieties of drugs

>>143329171
I want to fuck Chris.

>>143329095
I want to smoke weed with a loli.

File: 1465666916853.jpg (84 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]

84 KB, 1280x720

>>143333861
>I want to smoke weed with a loli.

File: 15.png (2 MB, 1416x2007) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 1416x2007

>>143329095
I want to bully the Funabori!

File: [Mori] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 11 OVA [720p BD][56B0FA27].mkv - 0008.jpg (74 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]

74 KB, 1280x720

>jap broadcasting rules disallow showing minors drinking alcohol
>anime has to show them getting drunk on fumes and fruit juice

File: 1461126680034.jpg (291 KB, 1550x1550) Image search: [Google]

291 KB, 1550x1550

>>143333952
Me when watch animu with loli's becomes illegal.