How are you going to communicate with your waifu if you can't speak japanese?
>implying
へっろ い あむ じゃぱにっす
>>143308266
By getting a superiorFrenchwaifu
>>143308266
Morse code.
With language of love
>>143308266
>his waifu can't speak english
>>143308266
by subtitles
>>143308266
That's easy, I just learn squid
I want force my waifu to speakpolish
>>143308587
Why did you post my waifu, who speaks English?
>>143308266
I don't have a waifu. I just have casual sex with whatever 2D girl I want. There's no need to know japanese for that.
>>143308622
Just admit it, she speaks engrish. It would be easier to learn the language of mollusks than speak english with her.
Pretty sure she speaks English.
>>143308733
I think her engrish was pretty good though, still one of the best i ever heard.
>>143308266
Most waifus can speak some kind of engrish so you just have to teach them well
Or you can at least learn to speak Japanese since it's easy as fuck
GOD DAMN IT OP WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
Why can't she learn English?
>>143308266
Tulpas don't have that problem. You could always have a tulpa use subtitles if you really wanted to.
>>143308853
I speak like a mumbling idiot though and most native English speakers don't even get what I'm saying. I worry for Ika.
>>143308761
Old english that sounds more like german than actual english
I'll speak in binary to my robot waifu.
>>143308908
Lazy cunt
>>143308266
My waifu is the only 2hu who was canonically confirmed to speak english. It might even be her first language since she isn't from Gensokyo.
>>143308368
へっろふぇっろじゃぱにっす！はうああるゆう？
watashi mo nihongo wo hanaseru yo.
nakadashitakunatta no ha omae no sei kara chanto sekinin totte yo.
Subtitles.
>>143309091
Cheesus Crisp
This!
>>143308956
>canonically confirmed to speak english
Wait, when did that happen?
What makes a man turn Waifu? Lust for Pillows? Figurines? Or were you just born with a heart full of defeat in 3d?
>>143309170
Love
But you can get figurines, pillows, and manga so there is a POSSIBILITY that she gets S2
>>143309287
I like to consider myself somewhat of a father figure to some of my more pathetic anonrades. Tell me about your waifu anon.
>>143309168
Forbidden Scrollery, one of the canon mangas written by ZUN.
It confirmed that Remilia writes her letters in english.
>>143308612
jablko
>>143309402
Thanks. Ironically enough I did read most of FS but I skip over parts like that.
>>143308431
That involves flapping your arms and going full helicopter dick right?
>>143308946
Not even. Pre-Anglo invasion, so she probably speaks some shit that sounds like Breton if anything.
>>143309394
Well, there isn't much to explain about Waifuism since it's something only you can feel
It's just like loving a 3DPG(but i never had a 3DPG gf): you fell warm when you think about her, love her voice, her eyes, and everything else
She is the perfect one you will love forever but sometimes there are some exceptions here and there, that some anons become normalfags again
In a few words: she is the most beautiful, sweet and kind girl i have ever loved
>>143309630
Common Brittonic, probably heavily bastardized with Latin language.
>>143308266
Subtitles
I had a dream like this once, where I was hanging out with some guys playing video games. All of us spoke different languages, but with simple gestures and implications through the tone of our voices, we each understood one another. If I were to try communicating with my waifu, it'd be the same; body language and tone of voice.
I also got spawn camped by the German guy. That fucking asshole.
>>143308266
we both speak finnish so it's k.
Pic related.
Every women speaks dick
>>143310167
Savage.
>>143308266
Waifufags are delusional.
I have spent 7 years learning Japanese. Very few Japanese people speak English at even an elementary level.
She speaks spanish, my man.
>>143309138
>>143309091
What sub group would your waifu pick?
>>143310536
Their waifus aren't real, there's no reason for the communication ability to be real either.
easy
>your waifu will never be real
>your waifu wouldn't love you even if she was real
>>143310536
What about engrish?
>Implying speaking japanese is hard
The only problem is the fucking kanji but speaking it isn't hard
It's just fucking memorizing words and knowing how to use them
>>143310662
You're retarded.
If it were easy then no one on this board would need to be spoonfed subtitles.
>>143310577
Coalgirls or something
>>143310702
It's hard if you think it is
And i'm 100% some anons can watch chinese cartoons without subs now
Hell, you don't need subs if you know the show or have read the manga in english anyway
>>143310787
>And i'm 100% some anons can watch chinese cartoons without subs now
Yes, anons who have spent thousands of hours studying the language. You don't just magically absorb Japanese by watching subbed anime.
That's why waifufags are pathetic, claiming they "deeply love" their imaginary gf when they don't even fucking speak her language.
nerbs
>>143310837
I love my dog.
>>143310883
There is no human on the planet that speaks dog though.
>>143310883
>his dog doesn't speak english
Ha! How does he even browse the internet?
im not a dog btw
>>143310956
Speak for yourself.
>>143308266
Love is a universal language.
>>143310992
>im not a dog btw
yeah okay spark
>claim to love your waifu
>can't even learn her language
Guess you don't love her THAT much, right?
>>143308266
Like this.
>>143311084
B-But I made her a cake I learned from 5 minutes guide on youtube, I luv her!!
>>143308368
this gave me cancer but with chuckles
By re-watching the dub of her anime
>having a Jap waifu
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>143311023
You mean tentacles, surely?
>>143310577
whichever will do it for the least amount of money
>>143311422
Fo' real, Japs are hideous little goblins.
But I do
>>143311422
This
I dated a Japanese girl for 9 months. She became increasingly vicious.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
>>143310662
>It's just fucking memorizing words and knowing how to use them
Oh.
So that's how you learn a language.
To be fair, by the time robo-waifus are a thing, I'm pretty sure translators will have advanced by a fuckton.
>>143311693
>To be fair
>>>/reddit/
it's fine, she only speaks english
>>143311422
>>143311635
I'm pretty sure people meant 2D
If you have 3D "waifu" you're absolutely pathetic.
>>143308266
Anime characters are supposed to be silent with no voices.
>>143311693
Keep dreaming lazy cunt.
>>143311084
Jokes on you, Waifu only speaks english.
>>143311203
Everybody knows the true waifu test is making hereat all the eggs.
>>143311733
I was talking about 2D japs
The cock is universally understood every where
English dub by NIS America,duh
Bitch please
>not marrying one of your own countrymen
magnets, how do they fucking work?
>>143308266
She speaks English so I'm fibe
>Implying I'd marry my waifu
Not when we need more white children, not disgusting halfbreeds.
>not having an American waifu.
>>143311803
>Revy speaking English in SB
muh fuckin' heart
>His waifu doesn't speak english fluently.
Feel bad for some of you guys.
>>143310577
commie
>>143308266
Make her speak English since we won the war.
with my dick , duh.
>>143309170
>Lust for Pillows
Have you ever tried sleeping with a 2-way tricot body pillow?
She knows english, it's fine.
>>143308266
My waifu speaks English and enjoys doing so.
>>143314214
cute wifu
She gets off to Shakespearean tragedies. No way she doesn't speak or read English.
>>143308266
With these dubs
>>143308266
Jokes on you, there's a dubbed version of my waifu and her voice in it is just as good as the subs
>>143316480
>implying she doesn't read shit tier translations in moonrunes
>>143316999
NANI?
>>143317304
>Royalty
>Loads of money
Nah. She probably knows a lot of languages.
