Threadly reminder that you're waifu a cute and so are you.
me c-cute?
Jokes on you. Mai waifu is sexy, while I'm average.
>>143175658
The cutest.
What do you think you're waifu would say to describe you?
>>143175615
>>143175658
Very much so
>>143175615
Thank you, Jebus. Yui a cute, too.
What would you get you're waifu for her birthday, if she has one? In turn, what would she give you for your own?
>>143176888
She's dead.
>>143177532
She lives is your hearth.
best KyoAni girl
>>143176106
>>143175615
But my waifu is the droopy witch from Little Witch Academia
Thanks Jebus, yours is too
>>143175971
>What do you think you're waifu would say to describe you?
Determined? Protective? I'm not sure.
>>143176888
>What would you get you're waifu for her birthday?
I'd bake her some brownies and gift her some tickets to a technology and science expo
>In turn, what would she give you for your own?
probably build me some headphones.
Who here exercises for their loved one?
I have been going to the gym lately and I'm lifting to become a strong and reliable person that could provide for Fuuka.
Do you like seeing porn of your waifu?What about people who have ahegao profile pic of your waifu?
>>143175712
I want the major tobeat me up.
>>143175971
"He tries hard, but is too hard on himself"
>>143176888
I just want her to have a concrete date ;_;
Some things related to her favorite books, and when she gets too many books, a better bookshelf!
>>143179107Not really but there are a few exceptionsNot going to tempt fate on that one, but I would be insulted.
>>143179107
No
In fact, I wish there was none
>>143175971
"He has a good heart. I just wish he could see that he's better than how he sees himself"
>>143176888
Depends on what I've given her so far. Usually I'd try to aim for jewelry or something she can keep on her person to remember me by. That, or I cook something real special for her. As for the reverse, she'd surprise me with a song or a nice trip out for just the two of us.
>>143178517
I started taking martial arts before meeting my Beloved, but it's because of her that I feel I've been able to push myself as far as I've come since then.In about a week, it'll be once year since I became a certified Instructor at the place where I train.
>>143180224
That's fucking awesome, congrats
>>143175615
Thanks Jebus, you too!
>>143175971
Hopefully funny and determined
>>143176888
Kobori looks very cute there.
Unfortunately, she doesn't have a canon brithday, but if she did I would get her some new clothes or a new sword. I'm not sure what present she would get me, but honestly it doesn't matter since I only want her.
>>143178517
I try but I get lazy;_;
>>143175615
Thank you, that means a lot.
>>143175971
> What do you think you're waifu would say to describe you?
She'd say I'm nice, protective, funny, but needs more self confidence.
>>143179629
I feel the same. If I ever stumble across it I feel sick.
I love her so much!
>>143175971
Relatable, but not much of a man.
>>143176888
I always buy her flowers every year. She would probably make me a frozen treat or something.
>>143178517
I'm against going to the gym personally, but I enjoy long walks and bike rides of my own volition.
>>143179107
No.
>>143175971
"I'm sorry anon, even I can't love you."
I really, really, need to kill myself soon
>>143175615
Thanks, Jebus! Same to you and yours!
>>143175971
Never thought about it before, she'd probably tell friends that I'm strange, worrying and an overall pain, but loyal and trustworthy.
>>143176888
If I could I'd like to give herthe world and every star in the sky, to show a fraction of how much I love her,but I guess I could settle for a whole bunch of foregin candies and teas with a pink necklace or bracelet.
She'd probably get me something niceto be honest, she doesn't need to, she's a gift on her own.
>>143178517
Getting back on track writing up a plan I'm starting next week. Hoping to drop 30 pounds in 6 weeks so I can be healthy for her.
Don't have time to get things rolling right now, but remember to compliment a waifu today! Yours are allabsolutely stunning!
>>143175971
>What do you think you're waifu would say to describe you?
"He's awkward but sweet"
She will always be best girl to me!
>>143179107
No and what other people do is their prerogative
>>143175615
Jebus, you are an irreplaceable asset to this community.
>>143175658
Yes.
>>143175971
A loyal and brave knightI hope
>>143176888
>What would you get you're waifu for her birthday, if she has one?
I've given myself to her. What more can I give?
>In turn, what would she give you for your own?
Whatever it may be, I am not worthy.
>>143178517
>Who here exercises for their loved one?
Every day.
>>143179107
>Do you like seeing porn of your waifu?Yes but please don't tell her that.
>What about people who have ahegao profile pic of your waifu?
Those don't exist but if they did, considering their profile pic, I'm pretty sure they like porn too.
>>143175971
"He's a bit of an awkward and goofy person, but still sweet and can be serious when needed" Something along these lines, I think
>>143176888
I'd try to make a cake of sorts, try to see if I can find something she'd like.
As for mine, I'd tell her I don't like receiving anything at my birthday and that I don't like it celebrated, and hope she won't get any.
>>143178517
I wish I wasn't such a lazy dumb fuck and could, because I got a perfectly clear running belt right behind me.
>>143175712
Eww.
>>143175971
So self concious it's awkward
>>143175615
Thanks, Jebus!
>>143175971
Hopefullysmart, funny, and kinda cute.
>>143176888
>What would you get you're waifu for her birthday
A mountain bike.
>what would she give you for your own?
Maybe something she made herself.I would treasure it.
>>143178517
I go jogging on the odd occasion, though I've been slacking a little. I'll be joining a gym soon though.
>>14317910799.9% of the time, no.Also not a fan of ahegao.
>>143175615
You too!
>>143175971
>What do you think you're waifu would say to describe you?
"Try believing in yourself more"
Story of my life.
Have a great day/weekend, everyone! Remember to tell your loved one you love them everyday!
>tfw haven't found a waifu yet
>tfw more interested in being a waifu than having one
What's wrong with me, /a/?
>>143178517
I've been going on walks around where I live, but that's met a dead end due to the intense heat.
>>143180509
Thank you, Erzabro. Erza's a cutecool waifu.
>>143183426
waifu finds you anon, not the other way around
>>143175615
You're cute as always jebus sempai
>>143175971
> What do you think you're waifu would say to describe you?
Not right in the head, huge asshole but a gentleman
>>143176888
> What would you get you're waifu for her birthday, if she has one?
I would give her happiness
> In turn, what would she give you for your own?
A kiss I hope
>>143178517
> Who here exercises for their loved one?
Been doing tai-chi as martial arts training since January this year
I exercise for my own health. She would want me to stay healthy.
>>143179107
Jokes on you she has none that I know off.
>>143182181
Hello again kiriebro
Nice to see you and your waifu this week as well.
>>143183186
Thank you
Have a great weekend anon.
What song would you sing/dance/karaoke with your waifu?
One of my top fav here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnWWj6xOleY
Have a great weekend waifufriends. Your waifu deserve love and so do you.
Lulubro reporting for duty! How's everyone doing?
>>143175971
Cool I hope, and strong and kind.
>>143176888
Cute clothes (a bit of a treat for me as well to see her wear really cute stuff), jewlery, maybe some kind of interesting item like a bb gun or antique sword that she can get some self-defense use out of.
I don't know what she'd get me, maybe whatever I ask for.
>>143178517
I was, I didn't have much time for it lately but now that it's summer I should have a go again. I had a physically demanding job last year but all that did was make me really skinny. I picked up Judo for her.
>>143179107Solo porn yeah, sometimes POV.
Never seen a dumb aheago, people just use her really creepy face or really cute face.
>>143183426
You're in love with the concept of being in love. That's tough, but all you can really do is wait. Bowie made a song about that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3dtDdO5Op4
Your waifu gets her own spin-off series, what would you want it to be about? What genre?
>>143182676
>I wish I wasn't such a lazy dumb fuck
Don't give up anon. Do it for her.
>>143182816
Cute waifu!
>>143183186
>Have a great day/weekend, everyone! Remember to tell your loved one you love them everyday!
You too!
>>143183426
You don't find a waifu, your waifu finds you.
>>143183600
Likewise Sunakobro! Hope you and your waifu find yourselves well!
>>143183670
We're among waifus and waifubros so we're swell!
>>143183683
>Your waifu gets her own spin-off series, what would you want it to be about? What genre?
A comedy-romance where she finds happiness.
>>143175615
Thanks Jebus, Yui a CUTE.
>>143175971
Quiet, like how everyone describes me.
>>143176888
I would see if I couldn't get her something she hasn't read before or a pet. There's not much I want for my birthday and her just being there would be more than enough.
>>143178517
I don't but I should start.
>>143179107
Not a fan.
>>143183600
I can't even imagine us doing karaoke or something, I'm far too awkward.
>>143183683
I would kill for a simple SoL but more realistically it would be a horror OVA.
If you were to have children with you're waifu what would you want to name them? Boy or girl? How many?
I finally forgot to close spoilers again! It's been what, three weeks now?
>>143175615 (OP)
>Jebus OP
Caught me by surprise.
Threadly also reminder that Yui a cute.
>>143176888
>What would you get you're waifu for her birthday?
Most likely a ton of credit for a local otaku-goods store, and we could go shopping for what she'd actually want. I'm not particularly big on holidays, but we could at least go on a date for it and make something of it that way.
Alternatively, I'd commission her a fancy custom figure, but that would be super expensive to do. Maybe I should learn...
>>143178517
>Who here exercises for their loved one?
I really, really need to. I tried drawing a picture of her motivating me to exercise, but I can't get the Lucky Star style down at all, which pains me. I need to practice drawing her more, which can be a lot less of a fun exercise when you have a special reason to be unhappy with what you can draw.
>>143179107
No. For the most part, it's crude and just treats her as a generic anime character with a certain appearance. It doesn't help that I have specific tastes, Kyoani tilted the anime in a direction I'm not a big fan of and a lot of things are oriented towards that. Anything lewd I want, I get as a private commission.
>>143180224
I'd love to do martial arts, but I don't think I'd find the time to be able to commit much to it.
>>143183186
>Hear lovey-dovey song on the radio in work
>Immediately correlate it to Kona-chan
It's a nice feeling. Helps me both tolerate what's usually pretty terrible chart music, and makes me feel warm and fuzzy too.
>>143183683
>Your waifu gets her own spin-off series
I'm not really sure how much would change from the main series, to be honest.
Bit of a strange question, but let's try this:
>If your waifu had a dream car, what would it be, and why?
>>143184701
>>143184759
Baka!
All the girls in this thread are mine now
Post you're waifu at the beach.Pool is acceptable if you can't find one.
>>143184956
>all these shit taste
For what purpose?
>>143184035
>If you were to have children with you're waifu what would you want to name them? Boy or girl? How many?
This one I've considered to some length, as it's a bit of an awkward one with a little bit of extra context and reasoning to it.
We'd only have one, which would hopefully be a girl. Reality of the matter is that Konata never knew her mother and never had the mother role there for her. I'd want to give her the opportunity to be one herself to someone she could try to relate to more than a guy. There's also the fact that we don't know how dangerous having kids would be for her, and while she's a stronger person than her mother, it's not a risk worth taking.
And she'd pick the name, because it'd be something Japanese-y. But it'd wind up being a character from an anime, no doubt.
>>143184941I'll probably do the same thing on the weekend, now I've set that bad habit off again.
>>143184982
>>143185043
Waifu slave trade
>>143185164
I approve.
>>143183683
> Your waifu gets her own spin-off series, what would you want it to be about? What genre?
A spin off crossover between shiki and dance in the vampire bund, where she could live peacefully and find happiness.
>>143184035
> If you were to have children with you're waifu what would you want to name them?
Bad at naming. I would let her decide and agree with her.
> Boy or girl?
Why not both?
> How many?
2 would be enough
>>143183893
We're both fine as well Kiriebro. Hope you and your waifu have a nice weekend
>>143183961
CUTE
>>143184759
> waifu dream car
Fully tinted car with anti sun-light window.
> why
She's a shiki sunlight is lethal
>>143175615
Y-you too.
>>143175971
What she'd think: "He tries hard. He's a bit slow, but adorkable."
What she'd give for an answer: She'd make an exctuse to end the conversation and distance herself from the person who asked her.
>>143176888
I'd give her two tickets for a movie, and a reservasion to a restaurant for two.
I can't say for sure what she'd give me on mine, but if she asked what I wanted, I'd ask for a hug and a kiss.
>>143178517
I began exercising shortly after she found me. She deserves something better than a fat couch potato.
>>143179107
I rather dislike porn of my waifu on principle. If there's porn of her out there, it's there for everyone to see. What we share is private.
As for ahegao pics. Fortunately I haven't seen any either, but I would take issue with having her O-face splattered across the internet.
>>143183683
If she got her own spin-off, I'd like it to be Slice of life / Cute girls doing cute things. That being said, I'd be ecstatic if she appeared on an anime even as a minor side character.
>>143184035
If we would have children, the firstborn son would get my middle name, which I got from my father who got it from his father who got it from his father.
Can you picture what you're waifu would look like when she's middle aged? What about when she's old and gray? Would you still love her like you love her now? How would your relationship change?
>>143185211
>Spin-off with Vampire Bund
Oho that's a good one. I'd read that.
What is your waifu's favorite hobby?
>>143183683
I'd just like a cute SoL thing, all sorts of random fun stuff.
>>143183893
Please never reply to me again.
>>143184035
There's plenty of names I have in mind, I'd prefer to have just a daughter.
>>143185274
I have a hard time thinking of how she'd really look like when a bit older. She'll look more womanly, at least.
I don't think our relationship would hold till we're old, probably not for too many years either.
>>143185392
Writing short poems
>>143175971
"Maybe a bit too emotional. Our interests and hobbies overlap nicely."
>>143176888
I wish I knew her birthday, but we'd go shopping together and pick out exactly what the other wants. Mostly books.
>>143178517
Cardio, cardio, CARDIO. I have to stay alive and healthy for her, but also our friends and family.
>>143179107Yes, and the more love for Maka, the better. It's a shame I haven't seen a high quality doujin with her in it forever.
Ahegao profile pics are tacky, but I have yet to see anybody use an ahegao profile pic of Maka.
>>143183600
I'm not a particular user of Karakoke, but I'd love to dance and sing with her as much as I can get away with.
>>143183683
Horror/Mystery. Maka and Soul are tasked by Lord Death to investigate a mysterious town, shrouded in mist. Conspiracy, murder, backstabbery, blood and monsters ensue.
>>143184035
2 - 4. I could care less if they are boys or girls. She gets the final say though. I have a long list of girl names that I like and she pick off of it. I'm bad with boys names so she writes a list of boys names she'd like and then I'd pick off of that.
>>143184759
Something with a sun roof or something like a jeep so she can jump out of the car to fight baddies.
>>143184982
>>143185274
>Can you picture what you're waifu would look like when she's middle aged?
Oh yess. I actually prefer he on the christmas cake side. I like one of the art-pieces I've seen of her as an adult.
>What about when she's old and gray? Would you still love her like you love her now? How would your relationship change?
Less attempts to out do each other with helping each other out, more staying home and reading books.
Does your waifu have a title? If she doesn't, what would it be? And I'm not talking about petnames like "honey" or "sweetie", I'm talking "The Lionhert" or "Ironsides" I'd like Maka's to be "Angel of Death".
>>143184759
>If your waifu had a dream car, what would it be, and why?
A limousine because she's royalty.
>>143184956
Yours to covet jealously, yeah.
>>143185211
>We're both fine as well Kiriebro. Hope you and your waifu have a nice weekend
You too Sunakobro, you too!
>>143185274
>Can you picture what you're waifu would look like when she's middle aged? What about when she's old and gray?
2d don't age tho. Mai waifu's still 16 after a decade or so.
>Would you still love her like you love her now?
Absolutely.
>How would your relationship change?
In no way.
>>143185392
Physical fitness and beating up bullies.
>>143185545
>Please never reply to me again.
O-okay.
>>143185636
>Does your waifu have a title?
Best girl and best character.
>If she doesn't, what would it be? And I'm not talking about petnames like "honey" or "sweetie", I'm talking "The Lionhert" or "Ironsides" I'd like Maka's to be "Angel of Death".
Miracle of the Supreme Ultimate.
>>143185274
> Can you picture what you're waifu would look like when she's middle aged?
She doesnt age
> What about when she's old and gray? Would you still love her like you love her now?
She stopped aging around the age of 13. Even if she does age I would still love her.
> How would your relationship change?
I still love her till the end. Nothing would change
>>143185392
> favourite hobby
She does not have any canon hobby. I like to think her hobby is reading because of her huge book collection
>>143185636
> Does your waifu have a title? If she doesn't, what would it be?
Leader of the Shiki family.
>>143185354
2 cute vampire lolita girls in one show? What's not to like? I would pay for this too senpai
>>143175971
>What do you think you're waifu would say to describe you?
A dork who watches bad anime and games. To which she'd probably receive the reply'You're a good match, then.'
>>143185274
>Can you picture what you're waifu would look like when she's middle aged?
I don't think she'd really change much. She's already a college student, and won't physically look much older from this point out.
When she does start to get grey though, since her hair colour is blue it'd start to go a nice silvery colour and she'd be the most awkward grandmother anyone could ever think of - I don't imagine we'll change how we are over the years.
>>143185636
>I have to stay alive and healthy for her
I probably wouldn't recommend practicing scythe attacks like her, then.Maka is super cute.
>Does your waifu have a title?
I usually just call her Kona-chan, since it's cuter than her online handle of Konakona. But as a title, Konakona is probably more fitting for the role. In terms of something a little more 'out there',Anime Aficionado Kona-san.
>>143183600
I'd like to dance with her to 'The Last Waltz' by The Band.
>>143183683
Most would insist on some sort of SOL series with the other Vocaloids. Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing her in some cyberpunk type futuristic thriller.
>>143184035
I'm open to either gender. Though I've always been fond of the name Avalon for some dumb reason.
>>143184759
Something fast with superb drifting ability.
>>143185274
It's a sight that I hope to see one day. And yeah...
I would still need her; I would still feed her when she's 64.
>>143185392
Listening to music...or eating tuna
>>143185636
No real title, I'm afraid. If she had her way, it would be something sea related.
>>143182816
Damn, it must suck to have a waifu that ugly
I'm going to be the first to find her wreck, I'm already halfway through the requisite amount of studying needed to fund my own expeditions.
>tfw post the wrong image last time
>>143186225
Follow your dream anon. Not many have the opportunity to do something like that for their waifu in this world.
>>143186134
>>143186225
Too late, meme master
Take your frog memes and shitty waifu and leave
>>143186127
> Cyberpunk futuristic thriller
Something like gits?
>>143186225
>Yamatofag is also a frog poster
not a huge surprise
Ignore frogposter and move on
>>143186325
>Yamatofag
Anon, that's Kongou.
>>143186373
is there a difference?
>>143175971
"Warm and caring. A bit of a goof"
>>143176888
Perhaps a necklace or something if I really wanted it to be special, or my own attempt at special mochi. No idea what she would give me though! I'd be happy with some mochi hand made by her.
>>143184035
Ideally an older boy and a younger girl. As for names, no idea.
>>143184759
Something small I suppose. And cute, just like her.
>>143185392
Anything mochi related. She's in the baton club.
>>143186283
>>143186325
>>143186350
I dunno why I even had that saved, I hate frog memes. Apologies. Also it's Kongou, not Yamato!
>>143186261
Yeah, I'd love to, but I hope rich assholes like Paul Allen don't find her first like they found Musashi.
>>143186289
GitS, Bubblegum Crisis, Mega Zone 23...
>>143183600
>What song would you sing/dance/karaoke with your waifu?
I was actually thinking hard on this one. But then I saw Konata and had this inspiration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9kuZa0BTr0
Because it'd be crazy fun to sing
>>143184035
I'm kind of at a loss. I want to know what she wants as a name first. Maybe we could name a daughter after her mother.
>>143184759
A big van to fit the whole squad. I don't think she'd care much besides that.
>>143185274
I can see it pretty clearly yeah, she'd be something like her mother. The question is will she have short or long hair at the time? I'd like to see both. When she's old I'll still love her of course. I don't think age will change us. Having a family will.
>>143185392
Gambling games with embarrassing punishments for the loser. Games that test the patience and courage of your soul!
>>143185636
Furude Rika, leader of the Furude line, shrine maiden to Oyashiro-sama.
And the Witch of Miracles Fredrica Bernkastel.
Good evening waifu thread! I hope you all had an amazing time with your waifu/husbando this week, and that your love for each other grows every day.
>>143175615
>>143175971
You and your waifu are pretty damn cute too, Jebus.
I'd like to think that Yukari would say I was loving, loyal, a good cook andalmost as fluffy as her
>>143176888
Yukari's birthday was very recent, and I bought her an English copy of Achtung Panzer! and made her a cake shaped like a tank with mille-fieulle tracks. No pictures, I'm afraid
In return, I think she'd get me a new piping bag and as many kisses as possible.
Also, cute picture of your waifu!
>>143178517
Been running more and more, getting into shape properly. Do it for her!
Cute waifu!
>>143179107most porn of her is yuri, futa or rape, so I'm not super fond of it
>>143179473
Super cute picture!
>>143180509
Good evening Erzabro, you and your waifu are very cute as usual
>>143180660
I'm not surprised, she's damn cute. Take care of her
>>143181048
Thanks Mintbro! Mint is very cute, and her ears are adorable
>>143182181
Evening Kiriebro, damn cute picture
>>143183186
You too! Cute waifu as well
>>143183600
You and your waifu both deserve happiness. Take care of each other
For the song, we'd be happy dancing to anything cheesy and dumb
>>143183670
Sup Lulubro! Your waifu a very cute!
>>143183683
She's technically got a spin-off series, but I'd love to find out more about her daily life!
>>143183961
C U T E
>>143184035
No idea for names, but I'd love two boys and a girl, and take them for rides in the tanks sometime
Cute waifu, btw
>>143184759
Evening Konatabro! As you told me before, it would be funny to see Yukari trying to paint any car with camo colours, making it more stealthythings looking up at all yet?
>>143184982
You got it!
Double post tonight, cont. below
Cont.
>>143185274
Cute waifu!
She'd still be genki, even when old and grey, and I love her more every single day, and keep planning to for a long time.
>>143185392
Her hobbies are fairly obvious!
>>143186483
Damn cute waifu you got there!
More beach pictures and sunny questions! What would your waifu/husbando want to do at the beach? Would they drag you along, would you go willingly, or would you want to do something else entirely?
Is your waifu/husbando the type to wear lots of sunscreen, or go play and get burned without putting it on?
You and your waifus/husbandos deserve all the happiness in the world, and you're all very cute!
>>143175615
Thanks Jebus, Yui a cute girl as well and I hope that you take care of her !
>>143175971
"He act tough and strong, buthe's a sweet and kind person. He's also strange sometimes", she might also want to say more but it might be too embarassing for her to express her feelings further
>>143176888
I would get her that new amp she once talked about when the keions were thinking about the things they would buy if they had money.
She would get mea telescope if she remembers.
>>143178517
I do, but I should probably exercise even more, I've been kinda lazy these days.
>>143179107
Not really. I enjoy seeing ecchi stuff, but not full blown hentai stuff.
And for that kind of person, I never really saw this kind of profile pictures anywhere. And I hope to never see that.
>>143183186
>>143183600
Have a great day and week-end too !
>>143183683
Maybe a spin-off series about how her high school life would have been if she joined the Literature club like she originally wanted to do before being forced in the Keion club by her best friend. Yet another SoL I guess.
>>143184759
She's not really the car kind of person, but she would probably like some ecologic/electric car, it's clean, make no noises and good for the environment.
>>143185274
I don't even imagine myself as a middle aged person, so it would be hard to answer that question.Hope that I will still be as badass as Joseph Joestar. Without the cheating part.
Is your waifu ticklish?
>>143187218
Not at all, at least that's what I think
Who's more likely to get sick? You or your waifu?
>>143184035
>If you were to have children with you're waifu what would you want to name them? Boy or girl? How many?
Personaly I'd love one girl, I'd name her Heidi or Pollyanna (after the protaginists from the novels by Johanna Spyri and Eleanor H. Porter). Or if I was going with a Japanese name I'd go with Hanako or Hoshi
>>143187383
>tfw always sick
>>143184982
>Post you're waifu at the beach.
>>143183683
I would prefer if it were a comedic SoL starring the Elementario.
>>143184035
Either gender is fine by me.
>>143184759
She would use a medium-sized car that doesn't really attract much attention to her.
>>143184982
Aye aye, Captain.
>>143185274
I haven't really thought that far ahead, really. I'd still love her, regardless.
>>143185392
Reading/watching BL.
>>143185636
The closest to a title she has is "The Fairy of Earth," and that's just for the Elementario show.
>>143186930
>>143186982
Thank you once again, Yukaribro. Yukari is a highly cute bundle of fluff, and I hope you two have a long life together.
As for your question, she would prefer to lay back and relax.
>>143185636
>Does your waifu have a title? If she doesn't, what would it be? And I'm not talking about petnames like "honey" or "sweetie", I'm talking "The Lionhert" or "Ironsides" I'd like Maka's to be "Angel of Death".
Der Freischütz (The Freeshooter or The Marksman) also Elvin Princess (but she hates being called that so I don't use it)
>>143183186
I always do!
>>143183593
Thanks!
>>143183600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y66j_BUCBMY
>>143183683
SoL about the FT girls.
>>143184759
Probably some kind of porsche.
>>143179107
I hate it.
>>143186930
Thanks Yukarifriend. Your waifu is looking as fluffy as ever.
>>143185636
She has the epithet "Titania", which was given to her by people since she was the strongest female member of the Fairy Tail guild, hence it's an allusion to her being the queen of the fairies.
>>143186982
She would probably just relax and sunbath.
>>143175971
"He's weird just like me!"
>>143176888
I would settle for no less than diamonds for her, and I don't know what she would give but if it's out if love it's all that matters
>>143178517
I don't exercise much but I work plentyto rack in that moolah for us
>>143179107
I fapped to her only a few times and even then I felt kinda dirty.
>>143183683
Well she's the main character and titular character so no need
>>143184035
3 is good, two boys and a girl, I'd want to name the boys Peter and Joseph and let her name the girl
>>143184759
No need for a car if you're her
>>143185274
She'd look like her mom who's still alright and of course it wouldn't change
>>143185392
Looking for new things to do
>>143185636
She's an heir to the throne so princess right?
>>143186982
I love swimming and she would too, though she'd probably get a burn cause she'd say sunscren is for losers
>>143187218
I'm sure
>>143187383
Her, I rarely ever get sickness of any sort
No image cause she's not /a/
>>143186930
>a cake shaped like a tank with mille-fieulle tracks
That's amazing and genius. Almost perfectly suited to being tracks, I'm impressed you thought of it.Things are rather shitty, but I'll come out the other end with quite a lot of money, so I might throw money at people for some cute artwork for myself and others which will make it all better. Still need a custom dakimakura to hug too. Thanks for asking, though.
>>143186982
>What would your waifu/husbando want to do at the beach?
All of the cliches, including hitting me with a plank of wood trying to smash a watermelon, and both of us making silly 'sand-mermaid' sculptures from each other with somewhat deliberate exaggerations.
>Is your waifu/husbando the type to wear lots of sunscreen
It's a pretty lewd, fanservicey past-time so she'd remember to do sunscreen. Then wind me up after I still get burned while wearing it because I'm a silly foreigner.
>>143187218
I can assure you that regardless of whether she's ticklish or not, the favour would be returned and I most certainly are.
>>143187383
She's a lot more likely to get sick per se, because I'm very, very rarely ill.Instead I've got other, more persistent issues like anxiety.
I'd be a little worried for you if you fell sick, considering some of Sucy's potions...
>>143187826
Shame there's no supplement mini-series Elementario shorts with the show. Especially considering Amagi's my favourite Kyoani show in years, it's something which would have worked really well.
Thank you Jeebus
>>143175971
A happy, sweet, and motivated person
>>143176888
I would get her some new lingerie and a set of new ribbons for her hair
>>143178517
My job is making me lose weight
>>143181048
>Remember to compliment a waifu today!
Mizore is theCoolest
>>143183683
Her life and backstory. Slice of life
>>143184035
2. 1 boy, 1 girl. Sophia and Hotarou would be their names
>>143185636
Priestess of Thunder, and Sadistic Queen
>>143187218
No but I am.
>>143187383
I am more likely to get sick
>>143180660
Congrats love is a many splended thing and your Waifu should be proud to have you and you her take good care of eachother
>>143184759
Something that's more function than form. Something with enough space to pack what we need to live on.
>>143185274
Her looks don't change and time can only enhance my love.
>>143185392
Learning.
>>143185636
She doesn't have a title and I can't think of one that isn't ridiculously corny right now.
>>143186982
She'd be pretty happy to see the beach and I'd love just being there with her.
>>143187218
I doubt it.
>>143187383
Me for sure.
>>143188544
Your are waifu is a plant
>>143183683
Your waifu gets her own spin-off series, what would you want it to be about? What genre?
Probably something where she gets treated better than she was in the official canon. Seriously, fuck whoever decided to write her storyline. As for genre, I'm not sure.
>>143186982
>Is your waifu/husbando the type to wear lots of sunscreen, or go play and get burned without putting it on?
Definitely needs to put some on. She is a bit pale.
>>143187218
>Is your waifu ticklish?
She is. Quite frankly, I think it's adorable.
>>143188544
How about "Harbinger of Life"?
It's my first time in these threads
Hello everyone, your waifus are cute!
>>143183600
Dance to this
https://youtu.be/d-i00jDTe8I
>>143183683
A small SoL series with Fuuka as protagonist would be something I'd love to watch
>>143184035
>children
Aw shucks, I always blush when thinking of this.
I personally would love to have a little daughter and son, their names would be Kiha and Ouji.
But I know this isn't a choice only I am taking, I want to hear what Fuuka thinks and wants regarding children
>>143184982
I really like this one, even if it's unfinished.
>>143185274
>Can you picture what you're waifu would look like when she's middle aged?
Yeah
>What about when she's old and gray?
She would be the sweet old lady that bakes cookies and knits for you
>Would you still love her like you love her now?
Of course
>How would your relationship change?
I don't think it would change much, maybe spend more time Inside, doing old people stuff together.
>>143185392
Browsing the web
>>143185636
Don't think so
>>143186930
>do it for her
You can count on it
>cute waifu
Thank you
>>143186982
>What would your waifu/husbando want to do at the beach?
Walk along the beach, play in the water, watch the sunset together
> Would they drag you along, would you go willingly, or would you want to do something else entirely?
Go willingly
Is your waifu/husbando the type to wear lots of sunscreen, or go play and get burned without putting it on?
Seeing how she's very pale, I'd say she puts on a lot of it
>>143187218
Very
>>143187383
We both take care of our health very well, but I'd say me
>>143188542
How autistic is you m8?
>>143188782
But she's cute
>>143188974
That's nice, I was think "Dandelion in the Desert" too.
I love my waifu so much
>>143184035
I'd like to get 2 ideally, a boy and a girl, but wouldn't mind 3 or 4 if our situation could allow it.
>>143184982
There you go.
>>143185392
Spending time with her friends and playing music/writing lyrics.
She also like literature like I said in my previous post, and enjoy photography.
>>143185636
>Does your waifu have a title?
Nope, she's not a saint, she's not a king, not a noble or anything like this.
>If she doesn't, what would it be
I don't know, and I don't think that she would like the idea either, she wasn't comfortable with that fan club idea to begin with, so a special title...
>>143186127
DEJA VU
>>143187218
There's no real info that could say if she is or not.But I imagine her to be ticklish, even if it's pure headcanon at this point
>>143187383
Most probably her, I'm never sick. Like, once every year on average.
>>143183600
>What song would you sing/dance/karaoke with your waifu?
Dj Hixxy - I Saw An Angel (https://youtu.be/UTIGlftyvYI) this one I'd dance to something about old Techno and Eurobeat that captures the sappy lovey-dovey feelings I have for my dear one
>>143186982
I suppose it would depend on how festive she's feeling. She seems fond of both relaxing under the sun and frolicking in the ocean. She'd definitely be into some deep sea diving too.
>>143187218
In certain spots.
>>143187383
I don't think I've ever seen her sick...not like me, who's getting over the flu.
>>143186982
She'd probably build sand castles and stab some people a little
I'd love to go to the beach with her to see her goof around.
I feel like she'd wear tons of sunscreen just because she likes how it feels to rub it on.
>>143187218
Very much so
>>143187383
Probably her with all the blood play and what not
You just cut your finger, how does your waifu react?
>>143190112
Small cut or dismembered
>>143190225
No dismemberment but enough to make you bleed all over the place
>>143190112
>You just cut your finger, how does your waifu react?
Disinfect the wound and bandage it up also Himiko is cute and very passionite
>>143190112
I know how yours reacts
I think someone's spying on us guys
>>143190509
What? Where?
>>143190547
I dunno, I just have this feeling that some cute girl is somewhere near, watching us
>>143175615
Same to you, Jebus!
>>143175971
I don't really want to brag.
>>143176888
Something she showed interest in lately. Or new musical hardware like microphone or headphones if I run out of ideas.
Probably similar.
>>143179107
Of course. Solo pics and PoVs are great for improving imagination while having sex with her.
I've never seen any. It's not my business anyway.
>>143183186
I tell her multiple times per day.
>>143183683
Self insert romance where she becomes real. They start to get closer as they deal with real life problems together.
>>143184035
I like Agnieszka for girl, but I dunno about name for boy. Miku might want to do Japanese name-meaning-magic though and it's fine with me. All depends on where we would be living I guess.
I'd like both boy and girl. Boy first would be best.
2 or 3.
>>143184982
Sure.
>>143185274
>>143185274
>Can you picture what you're waifu would look like when she's middle aged? What about when she's old and gray?
Yes, without much trouble.
>Would you still love her like you love her now?
My love is genuine.
>How would your relationship change?
Normally, we would have children, stay in one place, travel less often, work on our careers, etc.
>>143185392
Singing. She is great at it.
>>143185636
First sound from the future
If that apply.
>>143186982
She might want to relax, walk around together looking for nice romantic views and play with me in water.
She is rather careful and would wear sunscreen.
>>143187218
Yes, she is.
>>143187383
She. I have pretty good health.
>>143190112
She would panic and rush for band-aids. Probably keep asking me if it hurts or worrying it will leave a mark.
Is it summer yet? Shitposting is getting unbearable.
>>143184982
>>143190547
u blind? >>143190482
>>143175971
>What do you think you're waifu would say to describe you?
"He has a good heart. But I just wish he could see that he's worse than how he sees himself"
>>143176888
>What would you get you're waifu for her birthday, if she has one?
Some vinyls or some nice jewellery.
>>143180224
Ohayou friend.
>>143183683
>Your waifu gets her own spin-off series, what would you want it to be about? What genre?
I don't want her go get one.
>>143184035
>If you were to have children with you're waifu what would you want to name them?
We already have children.
>>143185274
>Can you picture what you're waifu would look like when she's middle aged? What about when she's old and gray? Would you still love her like you love her now? How would your relationship change?
Would be nice to age together.
>>143185392
> What is your waifu's favorite hobby?
Music.
>>143185636
>Does your waifu have a title?
Not really, and she doesn't need one.
>>143186982
>What would your waifu/husbando want to do at the beach?
Relaxing, swimming watching the fish.
>>143187218
>Is your waifu ticklish?
Not very much.
>>143187383
>Who's more likely to get sick? You or your waifu?
She. I don't get sick at all.
I don't like summer. Let's post some Snow.
>>143176888
I wish they said what her birthday was.
She would probably see me looking at something and get that.
>>143178517
That's why I started.
>>143183186
I always remember to do that.
>>143183683
I want to see something about what she does as an Enforcer.
>>143184035
I wouldn't mind either one.
>>143184759
A Ferrari.
>>143184982
>>143185274
She would probably look similar to her mom, and my feelings would stay the same.
>>143185636
Enforcer, Lightning Mage.
>>143186982
We would probably go swimming, and if she wanted to go I would definitely go with her.
>>143187218
I would love to find out.
>>143190698
That's a picture with some leaves on it
Stop being dumb
>>143190700Who's you're childrens
Umu~
>>143190610
A-am I a cute girl?
>>143190807
I'm not sure. Let's shoot in there, just in case.
>>143190964
No, you're a faceless fat old men.
>Satsuki not claimed yet
CLAIMED EYEBROW WAIFU
>>143191009
Oh okay just checking
>>143175971
Hey there Jebus, always nice to see you and you're waifu.
She'd probably describe me as awkward, and opinionated, but really emotional and headstrong, as well.
>>143176888
Probably take her out for a nice dinner and buy her a nice necklace or piece of jewelry.
>>143179107
I don't really mind seeing porn of her. In fact I save all of it for my special moments with her.She wouldn't be my waifu if I wasn't attracted to her in every way, including physically and sexually.Ahegao and mind break are fetishes of mine, but I could really care less about what other people do on irrelevant sites.
>>143183683
Comedy slice-of-life series about her exploits with the other girls while Ayumu is at school.
>>143184035
I'd leave naming to her because my naming sense is terrible.
Ideally, I'd like a daughter if we're having one kid, but a son and daughter if we're having two.
>>143185274
Waifus don't age unless you imagine them to. My waifu is an immortal anyways.
>>143185392
Being able to live a normal lifeusing the internet and eating sweets.
>>143185636
Necromancer
>>143187218
I imagine that she is but just has a stellar poker face.
>>143187383
Probably me, but the severity of the illness is a lot less compared to hers.
>>143188995
Welcome, and enjoy your time here.
I hope you all have an amazing week with your beautiful waifus.
CAN YOUR WAIFU DANCE?
fuck your waifu
>>143191186
I'd like to do exactly that please
>>143191184
Yes.
>>143191186
I can't anymore.
>>143191184
Yes!
>>143190971
Would you lick your waifu's sweaty armpits on a hot summer day?
>>143191289
No problem, it's probably just one squirrel. I will proceed.
>>143191359
Why not toss a grenade to be sure?
>>143190884
>Who's you're childrens
Himitsu
>>143191184
>CAN YOUR WAIFU DANCE?
Yes, absolutely.
Also good night thread.
>>143191328
As long as she's not wearing deodorant. Why would you want deodorant in your mouth?
>>143191628
I don't care for it.
>>143191628
Comfiest place on earth. It's just a little slow.
>>143191628
It's a cesspool.
>>143191628
Shittiest place on earth. Never again.
>>143191628
Don't go there, and from what I've heard of it, I never will.
>>143191628
>trying to recruit
Does this count as advertising?
>>143191628
>/b/ 2.0
Fuck that shit.
>>143183683
>Your waifu gets her own spin-off series, what would you want it to be about? What genre?
There were a couple of bonus chapters just featuring her at school or her everyday life. I wouldn't mind more of that.
>>143184982
>>143190666
That takes forever to load. You really are the devil.
>>143186930
>Evening Kiriebro, damn cute picture
Thanks so much! Yours is gorgeous too!
>>143186982
>Is your waifu/husbando the type to wear lots of sunscreen, or go play and get burned without putting it on?
She'll apply sunscreen of course.
>You and your waifus/husbandos deserve all the happiness in the world, and you're all very cute!
You too Yukarinbro!
>>143187218
She might be.
>>143187383
Me.
>>143188782
Osaka is SOOO CUTE!
>>143188995
Welcome.
>>143190112
>You just cut your finger, how does your waifu react?
Immediate retrieval of the first-aid.
>>143190964
Yes!
>>143191184
She can kick some ass.
>>143191328
If she wished.
>>143191628
>/mai/
dunno what that is
>>143190112
She'd try to get me to bandage it up.
>>143190700
Ohayou, friend.
>>143191184
Surprisingly well, especially if twirls are involved.
>>143191628
Never been there.
![Texhnolyze - 04 [DVD 720x480 x264 AAC].mkv-&n.png](https://i.imgur.com/XOQ5nNd.png "Texhnolyze - 04 [DVD 720x480 x264 AAC].mkv-&n.png")
She is cute but I'm not.
>>143175615
Thanks, and to you too always.
>>143179107
More for me, so yes.
Well people can like what they like.
>>143191628
Looked around once, never again.
>>143191628
What.
>tfw destroy every place you live because crazy rage and autisms and you just don't care anymore about reality and consequences and wait for death
I wish she could still love me. Oh well, There is no turning back now. I have destroyed so much over the years my body is even broken from it. I hate this fucking reality. Why couldn't I have a life with her? This is hell right? Right?
>>143184982Y-yes! Even with the second remodel Haruna is alright!
You have a very cute wifu.
>>143191628I thought it was a nice comfy place at first. I even posted on there for a bit. After awhile I started to see /mai/ as the shithole it is. Everyone on /mai/ is either extremely retarded or a fucking asshole, of course with FEW exceptions. It's just pure cancer and I don't want anything to do with them anymore.
>>143193333
Yeah that's about the only response I deserve. I hope in the next life I don't get to be human. I would rather be a rock instead. I never asked for this.
>>143193910
Good for you.
Do your parents accept your waifu?
I'm super tired and ready to go to bed, but it's time to sit down and answer some questions before that! I hope you're giving you're waifu lots of love and attention today, and will continue to throughout the week.
>>143175971
She'd call me strong and brave, but tell me I needed to have more self-confidence and be kinder. She'd tease me about how sweet I am to her compared to everyone else, too.
>>143176888
Something small and cute. She'd get me something relevant to my interests.
>>143183683
I'd like her to catch a break, so SOL (with maybe a tad bit of drama) of her doing every day things and overcoming obstacles. Above all else, I would want it to be uplifting and happy for her sake.
>>143184035
We already have a daughter named Caren. I love her very much, and she's all we need.
>>143185274
I will always love her, no matter how she or I age. I want us to be together forever.
>>143186982
There are a lot of things she'd like to do, but it'd be best for her to lounge underneath a big umbrella and relax. I'd of course go with her willingly, as I love the beach and I love her! We both lather up with sunscreen to stay safe and enjoy our time eating watermelon and reading books together.
>>143187383
We're both extremely sickly, actually... but if I had to say, probably Claudia.
>>143190112
She'd react pretty quickly and help me apply ointment and a bandaid. She'd probably be calm the entire time.
Does your waifu prefer bubble baths or showers?
What about summer attire? Does she prefer to wear light dresses, or shorts and a tank top? Or maybe something else?
What song(s) reminds you of you and your waifu's relationship?
Do you call each other pet names, or just first names and nothing more?
>>143187218
In certain places, yeah.
>>143187383
She's more likely to get sick.
>>143190112
If it's just a small cut, she'd just run hot water over it and get a band-aid. Otherwise, she'd rush to call the paramedics and bandage me until they get there.
>>143191628
I went there once, never again.
Good night!
>>143194385
Fuck off.
>>143194385
Gay orgies.
Hello everyone. I hope you are all doing well, I don't visit this as often as I used to but I'm still going strong and hope you guys will as well forever with your beloved.
>>143175971
Free spirited and adventurous.
>>143176888
I don't know, I'm horrible at giving presents, always have been. I'd have to have some help. On the contrary, I'm a great gift receiver and never dislike any gift usually so whatever she would give me I would love.
>>143178517
I first started going to the gym 5 years ago because of her. I've gotten significantly toner, and had to stop because of financial issues but I plan on going back in about a month or two.
>>143183683
A hack and slash adventure game with treasure hunting.
>>143184035
The thing is, I'd have to talk it over with her as to what the hell we will go with in regard to western or eastern name.
>>143185274
Yes, yes, yes, yes and it wouldn't change. I will forever love her until the universe implodes on itself.
>>143185392
Bringing cute things home.
>>143175615
>>143179473
>>143180224
>>143183683
>>143185274
Good to see you guys are still here. Warms my heart up real nice to see love staying strong.
>>143194436
oh wow, i forgot about that until you mentioned it
i guess thats what happens when sexually repressed men meet up though
>>143194385
You people have the worst and most cancerous ways of going about having a waifu.
You faggots had a gay orgy.
If I'm not also mistaken even cancerous anons that went there from here left.
Fuck off.
>>143194555
Just report the faggot.
>>143185545
Nepgear is cute
Cute!
>>143194385
Having a waifu and talking about her is autistic as fuck but we can't help it and have these feelings. But it doesn't feel as bad when it's talked about every now and then. Having something like this 24/7 is just asking for cancer. It's not like discussing various shows on /a/ it's just doing on characters and being bloggy about it. Eventually people run out of things to say and turn to this >>143194436
Hope that helped you understand.
>>143194602
I have been. It won't work!
>>143183600
I would just ruin something like that. My voice is so ugly in comparison to hers.
>>143183683
A comedic action series where she goes around stalking people and having to fight off the people she gets upset if she gets caught.
>>143184035
I'm terrible with names, but probably something that starts with a M or N. I just like the sounds of those letters. Yuki onna can only bear girls, and we would probably have only 1.This question is making me super bashful.
>>143184759
A snowmobile? I know this is more of a joke answer, but I really don't know.
>>143185274
I imagine that she would age exceptionally gracefully, especially her skin. Of course I would still love her, we would both be getting older anyway.
>>143185392
I kind of spoiled this already, but stalking people.
>>143185636
Not that I recall, but she's certainly a real snow angel.
>>143186982
Either chill out under an umbrella or at least get her ankles wet, putting on plenty of extra strong sunscreen beforehand. I don't mind going to the beach, so I'd go along for sure.
>>143187218
I think I'd be skating on thin ice if I tried to find out.
>>143187383
My immune system is pretty amazing, so probably her.
>>143190112
She probably wouldn't make much fuss and would just put it on ice for a bit.
>>143191184
Quite well.
>>143184982
>>143194436
>>143194486
>>143194555
>>143194619
The first time I heard of that. Did they literally meet up at a place and just went at it? You can be serious.
>>143194625
Never lose your hope, anon.
>>143194619
>*doting on characters
>>143194619
Not him, but I never understood how talking about your waifu and doting on her is blogging. It's not you talking about buying a new pairs of shoes on tumblr or something.
Too be honest literally all I ever want to seriously talk about is my waifu. Probably have an unhealthy obsession on my end at this point, since I don't even get a job for her, but oh well.
>>143194667
>>143194693
Oh my god it's a raid.
>>143194683
>>143194625
>>143194602
>I don't like this post so I'll report it!
The report button isn't the downboat button.
>>143194667
well i just heard it was a few guys and the admin at a con or something
>>143194693
>I was only pretending to be retarded guys, I swear!
Fuck off.
>>143194728
>implying bringing up /mai/ and that shitty chan aren't shitposting
What''s it like being new?
>>143194716
>I never understood how talking about your waifu and doting on her is blogging
Because some questions especially on these threads (ex: >>143175971) are literally asking YOU to talk about YOURSELF.
>>143194716
>I never understood how talking about your waifu and doting on her is blogging
It isn't really when you do it right. But the temptation to get personal is too strong for some people and impossible to ignore if a 24/7 thread is up.
>cancerous general being all high and mighty over some other cancerous general
Oh god, it's no wonder the rest of /a/ hates this place.
This is why I hate /mai/
>>143194922
Sorry to disturb your hugbox, honey.
>>143194872
/a/ hates everything. Try to plead sanity, and they'll look at you as if you have lobsters crawling out of your ears.
Ignore shitposts post waifu
Show me your waifu enjoying summer (hardmode: no bathing suit)
>>143194872
>the rest of /a/ isn't cancerous
Stop kidding yourself.
>>143195003
lobesters?
>>143194948
I don't have any particular distaste for /mai/, but /a/'s and most of 4chan's general attitude towards any site other than their own is to outright hate it. But that still doesn't change the fact that you pretty much ruined this thread with your advertising of Tc. /a/ doesn't want to hear of /mai/, and /mai/ probably don't want any faggots from here on their board either.
>>143194793
Well, that yeah, but that's not what I meant. Obviously some questions are.
I miss spoileranon.
>>143195784
You miss sakuyafag?
She posts in the weekend threads.
>>143195806
Wait what?
>>143195806
speaking of that are all female waifufags dykes for a reason
>>143195901
What you didn't knew?
>>143195908
Beats me.
>>143195942
I had no idea. Is there a reason she doesn't post in the thread anymore?
>>143195908
Well not all of them, there are females who love 2D men in the weekend threads.
>>143195965
Guess some people don't like answering questions all the time and use stuff like steam chats and IRC for more personal type of conversations that could be considered as blogging here.
>>143190112
It's okay, she surely has a bandaid with her.
>>143194483
>still hereI'm actually fairly new (to this waifu thing not to 4chan). I know there are some other Rikafags around though.
It's good to see other Higurashi waifufags. Rena is an amazing girl, I wish you the best in your pursuit of love.
>>143175615
Thanks Jebus! I look forward to watching you stream more overwatch in the future.
>>143175971
Hopefully something along the lines of "He's tall, handsome, kind-hearted, and the one I love!"
>>143176888
It depends on what's going on at the time. She might allude to wanting a particular item or maybe I find something that I know she would like and buy it in the spur of the moment, and hide it until her birthday comes around.
>>143178517
I exercise for myself and for Hibiki as well, but primarily for myself. Hibiki also exercises for herself, but also partially for me as well. Being healthy is something you should aspire to be for your own benefit, but at the same time you also have an obligation to continue to try for your loved one. Just because you found the girl of your dreams doesn't mean you can stop trying and become a slob, if anything you should try harder!
>>143179107
I have to be in a very very very particular mood for that kind of stuff. And a big fuck you to the second one.
>>143180509
Erza amagical!
>>143181048
Kagura a cute and is lucky to have such a cool husbando!
>>143183600
I think it would be fun to sing this song with Hibiki!
https://youtu.be/RBNUkTUehnc
>>143183683
I want it to be about Hibikifalling in love with me and living out her life with me until we grow old and die!
>>143184035
I haven't thought of names yet. I personally would want a girl, but I would raise one hell of a man if I got a son. I'd prefer to just have one child, but two is okay so long as they are close in age.
>>143184759
I can't really speak for her on this one, but I would imagine she would have a muscle car or a car with a lot of open space to cart her pets around in!
>>143185274
I most certainly can, and she only gets prettier with age! My love for her would only grow as time went by, hell, i'd probably become more clingy as time went on,especially as we approach the end.
>>143184982
ok!
>>143184982
Closest I'll get. I want to see him learn doggy paddle.
>>143176888
I made him pastries this year. I think he'd be quick to realise I'm a sucker for chocolate reindeer.
>>143183683
The series itself goes on so many side stories it probably doesn't need it, but I know a lot of people would appreciate a spin-off comedy focusing on the office he works in.
A fantasy spin-off would be fun - I'd like to see a crown forced on his head.
On a more serious note something akin to the tone of the Rurouni Kenshin OVAs would be good for backstory.
>>143185636
Uh, Grand Duke and Brigadier General of Hell? It really doesn't suit. More informally he's known as the great slacker of Summons department.
>>143190112
Lips to skin in an instant. He does try to lick wounds.
>>143195908
I'm only gay for my waifu.
>>143196795
Good night, Miuna.
>>143196795
Cute waifu!
>>143196795
>>143196795
You didn't kidnap me...I kidnapped you.
>>143185392
If dancing and singing don't count, then probably taking care of her pets and spending time with them! She is also a skilled knitter, but idk if that would be her favorite or not.
>>143185636
"Top Idol" is probably what she would want it to be!
>>143186930
Fluffy hair a cute and is lucky to have such a charming husbando!
>>143186982
Hibiki would want to play in the water, maybe swim for a bit, maybe make some sandcastles, and maybe play some recreational sport like beach volleyball! She'd probably be competitive the whole time, which I have no problem with. I would have no problem going to the beach with her, but I would probably want to take it easy after a while and sunbathe, though she doesn't really need any more sun considering her already tanned skin! I'd have to reapply sunscreen to her every 30 minutes, both to keep her from getting too brown, and as an excuse to feel her up a bit, haha!
>>143187218
In certain spots, yea. But i'm not so mean as to tickle her too often, because it would probably become annoying.
>>143187383
Either way, we would probably catch each other's funk, but it would probably be me.
>>143189831
very cute mio!
>>143190112
She would probably tease me and then proceed to lick the wound and put a bandaid on it.
>>143190700
This heat sucks! Winter can't come early enough, But i'll at least settle for rain!
>>143191184
She's the best dancer there is!
>Question!
How often does your beloved cry? Would they be quick to tear up while reading a sad story or watching a movie? How emotionally expressive is your beloved?
>Bonus!
Post your beloved'sshiny smile!
>>143196795
You may be king, but you're no boss
I don't understand living. How should I go and become someone my waifu would love?
And still be a NEET who doesn't contribute to society in anyway?
>>143197245
>not living a double life of a normalfag with a fulltime job and slight social life while posting on 4chan in the late pm/early am
It'sactually kinda hard, I work as a chef and the hours are murder, but putting a smile on someones face puts one on mine, which is only amplified when I see my waifu after a long day
>>143197245
kill yourself
>>143197245
Become the Batman.
>>143197245
have you ever tried to kill yourself? just do it already.
>>143197344
>putting a smile on someones face puts one on mine
Things like that make me sick. Like hugs. Also I don't do hard things. They aren't worth the stress for me.
>>143197349
>>143197434
Epic.
>>143197245
I wish i knew the ansswer.
I guess becoming rich is the best option.
>>143197455
I bet you picked your waifu too.
>>143197480
I don't like money though.
>>143197490
Absolutely not, what makes you think that?
>>143197245
>>143197455
nice personal blog you fucking retard
>>143197455
>Epic.
I wasn't being ironic.
>>143197455
Being a worthless NEET isn't important to you, or anyone for that matter. Making other people happy and getting happiness from that yourself is just normal human empathy.
>>143197568
I'm sorry. I don't see how this is me blogging. I was just asking about what should I do for her. I'm not perfect.
>>143197597
Why should I? I haven't done anything wrong.
>>143197628
You're just using your waifu to post about yourself. Fuck off.
>>143191184
He critiqued the owner of a dance studio, coached her, and went on to compete at regional level.
I don't trust him to dance contemporary though.
>>143187218
He's tried it on others, it has to be a weakness of his. Put it on his character sheet: 'unrivalled beauty, excellent dancer, controls twelve gods, cannot die by mortal means, unaging, is ticklish and can't swim good'.
>>143185392
Limited, first-come first-serve desserts. He probably doesn't think of it as a hobby so much as a way of life.
>>143194172
He loves to soak, he says it's good for the joints. The one time he showers is when he's in great distress and pain - it's just not him.
He owns almost entirely work clothes, so it's all trousers. When he's offered clothes by others he tends to start showing some leg, but only indoors, and I think he does like lounging in loose wafuku. Of his own clothes he has an embarrassing Hawaiian shirt, and some tops with a very low cut that show his collarbones. Even though he hates humid heat he seems to keep himself covered up.
>>143197705
Not really, but if you're going to be that autistic about it okay. Goddamn dude, you don't have to get so fucking angry about nothing.
>>143176888
I'd get her a little model 7TP tank, with the twin turrets. We'd build it together. For me? Probably a model as well, likely a Tiger II
>>143175971
Relatable, given we share a bit of an obsession with tanks
>>143176888
>>143197796
>get bitched at and accused of blogging
this post and its responses is okay
I don't understand. How is this stuff not blogging? I'm not shitposting I seriously don't get it. Both look like the same kind of discussion to me.
>>143197865
I feel I did something wrong here, but I'm horribly confused. My bad?
>>143175971
How cute I am (I'm a handsome dude, but I'm never going to be able to convince her to not call me cute instead), how fun I am, how good I am to cuddle, and quite possibly some not terribly hard to decipher innuendo.
>>143176888
I like to bake something extra special for her and get her sweets and take her on a nice date. She's very hard to shop for, but if something catches my eye get that too.
She'd make me clothing, which I will wear frequently.
>>143183683
Some happy fun adventures set before the events of the show. Just anything that isn't constant anxiety before each episode.
>>143184035
Would like to have approximately two give or take. Really not sure on the rest.
>>143185274
Don't really have any middle age pictures, but I am completely confident we'll be together however long we live (or more hopefully). We might be a bit worse for wear physically, but what I see when I look in her eyes will never change. And so many more memories to look back on. I look forward to making those memories.
>>143185392
Sewing.
>>143185636
The Grand Couturier.
>>143187383
Me, I imagine the life fibers give her a little boost at very least.
>>143190112
I don't imagine she really cares terribly. I wouldn't even care much and I haven't been through a twentieth what she has.
>>143191184
Yes.
>>143197628
Because it sounds like you've already given up on life.
No sane woman would ever want to be with a man who lazes around all day and does nothing respectable. The only option for you is suicide and experience that last surge of consciousness where your neurons conjure up an almost real life image of your waifu doing something as impossible as loving you back. I think that's the time where you could truly be happy.
>>143198097
cute!
>>143197865
I'll try and explain the difference between your post and their posts.
Their posts: 90% waifu-related with a small portion put on themselves but forgivable since it has to do with how their waifu would react to them. Tone: light and happy
Your post: 5% waifu related (all we know is that you have one) rest of the portion has to do with your personal problems/desire for personal counseling. Tone: heavy
Possible answers to your post? There is no real answer. The only thing would be for people to ask more questions about yourself and work through your problems with you. What about your waifu? You want to be better for your waifu that I understand but the only one who can feel that way is you. I don't know how to help you. All we can say is that you should just work with what you got, take one step at a time and love your waifu to the best of your ability. Maybe go to /adv/ for personal advice (obv you don't have to mention your waifu)
Hope that helps. And everyone feels that way but I think most of the time people want to have positive posts here, otherwise we'll all just feel sorry for ourselves.
>>143198115
Hibiki is adorable as well! And seems like she'd be really fun to be around.
>>143198164
>90% waifu-related
Don't kid yourself
>>143198164
>90% waifu-related
>small portion but on themselves
Let's not exaggerate here. How is talking about yourself and making up some random shit pulled out of your ass of how your waifu would react to your personal self be anything but blogging?
>>143198112
>Because it sounds like you've already given up on life.
I suppose I don't know what you even mean by that. Unless you mean I should want a boring job all day or something. That's not for me.
>and does nothing respectable
You make it sound like only living for other people and not being a NEET with a job is the only way to be respected or get a your waifu to love you.
>I think that's the time where you could truly be happy.
You're probably right ,but why are you so edgy about it? I feel like I triggered you by mentioning I won't work or something.
>>143198317
>>143198265
Yeah, that's kind of my point.
>>143198317
Perhaps because one was depressing? That isn't blogging though and no reason to get upset at someone though.
>>143198317
Imagining what your waifu would do based on what you already know about her is not blogging. Crying about how your waifu wouldn't love you because of whatever reasons is blogging. No one wants to know about your personal life. We want to read about what songs you think she'd listen to and what hobbies she would enjoy. Focus is on HER not YOU.
This whole post >>143198335 is just about YOU and your problems. No one here wants to read about it especially since no one can do anything about it. This isn't a "feels" thread. Please stop.
>>143198520
>Crying about how your waifu wouldn't love you because of whatever reasons is blogging.
That is not at all what I did. What the fuck is your problem with me?
>No one wants to know about your personal life.
I didn't talk about that.
>We want to read about what songs you think she'd listen to and what hobbies she would enjoy
I'm poretty sure that morei nteresting conversatins come up from time to time. I don't see that being anywhere in here stated to be what the thread is specifically for, and even so that's really just blogging then. Music has nothing to do with /a/ or waifus really.
>This whole post >>143198335 (You) is just about YOU and your problems
I'm confused. Are you trying to imply my response to you was me blogging? How in what way?
>we only want happy feels
>this sin't a feels thread
Seriously, are you listening to yourself?
>>143185392
Stabbing people.
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong
>>143198729
Do you read what you post?
Okay anon. What do you want me to say to you? How should I respond to your posts? Before you answer think about how much this is relating to your waifu. (who is she anyway? are you never going to even mention that?)
Sleeping waifu
>>143190112
She'd say something like "oh no" then run for a bandaid, when she finds it she'd come back and apply it with care
I love Fuuka and I hope you all sleep well.
>>143183670
Could be a lot better
>>143183683
VN!
>>143184035
These factors are for fate to decide, not me
>>143184759
My dream car, because she'd want me to drive her around
>>143185392
reading shojo manga!
>>143186982
Wear plenty of sunscreen
>>143187218
I'm sure she is
>>143187383
We're equally likely
>>143190112
immediate band-aid and kiss after
>>143198881
I'm pretty sure you're just upset that I don't express interest in living a normal life yet I bet you do and I bet you're upset that somebody isn't "trying as hard as I do". It's always the people like that in these threads that get pissed at me about mentioning stuff like this, and no matter how i reword it all it ever comes down to is that I'm not posting happy stuff and I'm posting something a but more real, that like you said, we all have to deal with. I see nothing different about mentioning favorite songs you have in headcanon about her, which is something I don't personally like doing since I'm more of the strict only what's in canon types. Also I don't feel like posting my waifu, especially with how angry you are about me. She isn't the same kind of person as me. She's the loves everyone and everything type of person. More like the exact opposite of me. I don't want to get shitposted with kill yourself XD. I already did, but I'm sure it would go up with the kind of person she is compared to what's already clear about me.
Really don't see why I'm setting you off.
>>143190112
Hey, buddy. Back away from my wife.
>>143199138
You are literally just blogging about how you're a NEET. I don't get how you can be so thick that you have such a hard time realizing the difference between talking about something you'd do with your waifu and my life sucks btw I have a waifu guys. Just go away already.
>>143199138
Dude. I'm not even angry. You're projecting like really hard right now. I don't know how to make myself any clearer than I already am (is it just him or do I not make sense to anybody?)
Once again. Your "posting real stuff" is what "blogging" is. What's going on "in the real" has little to do with "waifu" which is not real. This thread was never meant for "the real". Things like how you're not employed and how worthless you feel (I don't care about that and don't look down on you for it by the way) is "personal". This might be a waifu thread but it is still /a/ where only anime and manga is really allowed. Yes, people go over the line and cross over to personal bloggy stuff BUT they stop there especially when someone tells them to cut it out. You're not stopping. You don't even understand what you're doing is frowned upon.
And it's totally cool if you don't want to imagine things about your waifu but that's pretty much what this thread is for. What would your waifu do with x situation, etc. I'd suggest taking a break from this place and do some reflecting. Get a self-help book or something, I don't know man.
my waifu is cute
she is very cute
and she is my waifu
>>143184759
>If your waifu had a dream car, what would it be, and why?
Probably a car covered in blades or something cute. Quite a drastic difference between her tastes.
>>143187218
If i got close enough to try i think she would stab me. Even if i did get close enough and did it i she would be very ticklish, and then would proceed to stab me.
>>143187383
She's much more likely. And rather serious diseases too, a blood fascination is a rather tricky thing.
How would your waifu handle seeing a crime?
>>143199359
>You are literally just blogging about how you're a NEET.
I literally, don't see how. So please oh mighty wise anon of these threads, oh great faggot who hath been rejected from the janitor applications. Oh wannabe thread Nazi O' mine. Pray tell, how is asking "What should I do for my waifu since I'm a shit" any different from, "If my waifu was real we would go to the park, and play this music with our baby, and it would be so happy!" They're both equally as bloggy.
>>143199507
If it's all "happy thoughts only please, no sad realities we don't want to be reminded of ourselves" and yet I'm the one being told I need to get a self help book and change my ways then I don't see how this isn't just a hugbox thread for feels.
>Yes, people go over the line and cross over to personal bloggy stuff BUT they stop there especially
>>143198097
>How cute I am (I'm a handsome dude, but I'
>>143197014
>This heat sucks! Winter can't come early enough, But i'll at least settle for rain!
>>143196651
>I made him pastries this year. I think he'd be quick to realise I'm a sucker for chocolate reindeer.
>>143196496
>I have to be in a very very very particular mood for that kind of stuff. And a big fuck you to the second one.
>Hopefully something along the lines of "He's tall, handsome, kind-hearted, and the one I love!"
>I exercise for myself and for Hibiki as well, but primarily for myself.
>Being healthy is something you should aspire to be for your own benefit, but at the same time you also have an obligation to co
>>143194659
>I would just ruin something like that. My voice is so ugly in comparison to hers.
Seriously, I'm not going to break down every post and question, but you REALLY don't see the frequent blogging here and think I'm seriously trying to shit the thread up? All I wanted was just a little conversation about improving yourself for your waifu and what others have done. I'm not even sure why it had to be taken as depressing by you.
>>143199770
>All I wanted was just a little conversation about improving yourself
>>>/adv/
Godspeed, anon.
>>143199879
For your waifu I meant clearly. Not to be a part of the herd and accepted. Going to /adv/ is for normie shit. It's not like I 'm interested in quitting the NEET life. I love it.
Why is it such a bad thing to try discussing? I'm sure normies on /adv/ won't offer anything that would work when you have a waifu. They would probably just give useless generic shit like think positive and go sell your soul in job that you'd probably be better off not stressing about, or to go get laid, or to do something like that. Seriously what ever happened to do it for it and posts/questions like, "Have you done anything today for your waifu to make her proud?" I used to see those all the time.
