Netoge thread
>>143115842
i want to punch her in stupid neck
>>143115842
I want to cut off her tits.
>>143115842
I want to kiss her on her cute neck
>>143115842
I want to hug her.
I want to raid her minifridge for Doritos & Dew
I want to raid her trashcan for used tampons.
>>143116035
you put Doritos in your fridge?
I want to consummate our marriage.
Nipples or we riot.
How many people here would have had sex with her already?
Are they adding the nipples for the BDs?
>>143116069
Not him but they taste great if you eat them cold and with a bit of lemon juice.
>>143116267
Russian only got this far by willingly putting up with her first in the game, then irl. So not many people.
>that entire PVP episode
This anime knows MMO players.
>>143115842
And the MC is too pansy to grab some of that, right?
>>143116069
it's 2016 and you DON'T keep your doritos in the fridge?
I want to help Ako level up!
>>143115842
God I hate this show but Ako makes my dick so fucking hard.
>>143116312
>>143116897
Are you guys serious?
That's disgusting
She's made for rough sex
who PIG here
>>143119562
>"Buhii~"
There are people ITT who actually prefer this instead of Nekohime-sensei.
Ako!
>>143117201
Congratz, you are now Russian
>best girl
>>143120839
>>143120839
This
This show isn't BAD per se, but it's inane beyond belief.
Are the HS rips coming from Crunchy? I can't believe someone went over that TL and thought to themselves, "yep, this is ready to be published for public viewing."
>>143120839
She won't win, right?
;_;
I don't know why but Ako didn't grow at me at all, even after 5 episodes.
>>143125422
Stop watching shitty anime.
Stop liking what I don't like.
Netoge is the best light novel adaptation this season.
Tell me I'm wrong.
>>143125524
No, Pig and co. are actually supportive characters who are cute girls and yet aren't cockhungry for the MC. Would dislike this much more if it had bitches jumping at MC and causing drama when he's already in a relationship.
>>143115842
I want to lick her cute tummy then look up to see two giant pillowy breasts and burry my face in them.
how squishy do you guys think her body is? since all she does is play mmos all day.
Why is the normalfag best girl in non-normalfag show?
>>143116897
IT'S CURRENT YEAR
>>143115842
Look at that shitfu.
>>143126880
Don't bully Tomoko.
>>143126930
I didn't call Tomoko a shitfu.
>>143115842
No personality at all.
It will never be a girl like Tomoko ever again in anime I miss anime so much.
I want my Tomoko back I don't want big boobs girl with no personality.
>>143116069
>>143116035
>>143116897
>>143116312
>putting your Doritos in the fridge
>>143125638
Did you just call me an fucking normie?
fite me IRL
I might be a cute retarded girl.
>>143126794
best grill
>>143125638
I tried watching it a few days ago but all the normie talk and fag talk made me think,
Ok, anons, which one of you translated this shit?
>>143120839
Best bro.
I want to fucking beat up Ako until she starts crying.
>>143126131
But i dislike Ako. I don't hate her but her personality is not my taste.
>>143128508
The translations are pretty accurate to what the Japanese term entails, or so I've been told.
>>143119590
Excellent
>>143128699
>ore-sama
>"my bad self"
>>143128699
This suffers from the same bullshit as Amaburi with Monpei Kitaaa. The translators made a very good effort of "translating" this Japanese meme into a meme understandable to Western audiences but with roughly the same meaning (Soccer mom spotted #happening). Autists however wanted either a direct translation that entirely missed the point, or a T/N taking up half the screen to explain how Japanese memes and social media work.
It's the same with Netoge no Yome, "normies" and some other terms.
>>143128988
>Bad Mamajama
>The awesome me
>Lord me
You know that terms that don't have a direct equivalent in another language are difficult to translate, right? "My bad self" covers the load/sentiment of ore-same perfectly in this context: it's a chuuni term she uses to refer to her vidya character.
There will ALWAYS be some complaints about whatever translation is chosen because none are perfect, simply because the English language has no direct equivalent of ore-sama. That's when context starts mattering.
I want to stomp Ako until she stops talking about normalfags.
>>143125834
You are wrong, not while re zero is airing.
>>143129708
weak bait
>>143115842
>She is pretty and has big breasts
>She is a shut-in freak and hates normies
Pick one and just one.
>>143116060
So, we are all going to ignore this fucker right here?
>>143130077
wasted dubs.
I really really REALLY wanted NTR on this show.
I really did. It would have been a 10/10.
Too bad they went with the shitty vanilla plot with pink and the hacking.
Netoge is trash.
I'm glad it's flopping
>>143130463
>ntr
>anything but trash
>>143130463
stfu ntr was made for trash by trash
>>143130541
>>143130483
Not an argument
>>143130102
>She is pretty
Mostly genetics and hygiene. She's also in high school, which means she lives in her mom's house and attends mandatory gym classes meaning she eats healthy (based on the traditional Japanese diet unless counterevidence emerges) and regularly exercises.
>Shut-in freak
Look at how she acts. She must be severely autistic.
>Hates normies
See above.
>"B-BUT SUCH A PRETTY GIRL WOULD NEVER STAY WITHOUT A BOYFRIEND FOR LONG!"
She's 15 and has Rusian.
Her situation is plausible because she's a high schooler. Pretty christmas cakes on the other hand are downright fiction.
>>143127076
Fuck off
>>143120668
No, I am Russian. Ako is too retarded to be fuckable, unlike her mom.
>>143131001
>Christmas cakes are fiction
What?
>>143131612
The attractive ones are. A woman who's single above the age of 25 is severely disturbed, a slut or a whale. And even those three factor don't stop a lot of men.
What subs are preferable over Horrible, or are they the default choice again?
>>143126293
Fat would go to the belly first.
Might be something like this.
>>143131590
Her mom is literally her.
>>143131744
If we're talking 2D like we should then there's plenty of Christmas cakes. If we're talking 3D I can still personally confirm attractive Christmas cakes exist who aren't sluts.
>>143126880
>>143127076
Remove this shit. Even Ako is less autistic that your shitgirl.
>>143129708
>Re zero
kek
>>143120619
Fuck your shitty cake
>>143115842
>>143133172
>kek
fuck off summerfag, only super oldfags allowed here
I wanted to like Ako but she made it really hard somehow
I do not like Ako.
Probably the retardation and feeling like I'm dealing with a foreigner who can't speak my language.
>>143136232
>>143134421
I am trying, god damnit, but my dick won't fit in the USB port!
>>143137555
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to use the floppy dick drive.
>She sees your dick
>>143137705
oh mama
>>143132393
But are they batshit insane and/or landwhales?
>>143130463
This
NTR improves everything
>>143137705
I want to make Ako a sister.
>>143138864
>NTR
>Improves everything
>>143137705
>Russian could be fucking the daughter and maybe even mom on the sides
Didnt he try to he loved Ako already?
I dont know what happened with that, nothing makes sense anymore.
>>143115842
Paipan?
