This is your daughter. There is a small group of bitches constantly harassing her because she wears glasses.
You can either use the object on your right to lay down some much needed justice to the bitches or use the item on your left to comfort your daughter.
Which is it going to be?
Comfort.
Call the police, continue taking my daughteru to get ice cream.
>object on my right is a controller
>well that's right out.
>object on my left is a box of lemonheads
Guess I'm comforting.
>fan on the right
>soldering iron on the left
Justice route it is.
>object on my right is a beer bottle
It's clobbering time
Object on my right is a nearly empty role of paper towels.
Object on my left is a nearly empty bottle of whiskey.
hmmmmm
>>143114805
>beat girls up with headphones
>comfort my daughter with pic related
I honestly don't know which one would be harder
>>143115224
They are little girls and you are fat NEET, you can beat them up with anything.
>>143115279
I am not a fat NEET, I am a skinny pussy with arms like a middleschooler. I shit you not I bet the girls could beat me up if they wanted to.
>>143114805
>Object on my right is a welding helmet
I am now Kamen Welder. Megane bullies will know justice.
>right
>sheets
>left
>pillow
Well?
>>143114805
>to the right: empty beer bottles
>to the left: more empty beer bottles
I have no idea what I'm doing with my life, but I know what I'm going to be shoving up those bitches asses.
>>143114805
>soap to the right
>toilet paper to the left
gonna have to wash out those bitches mouths
>>143114805
>object to my left is a hair brush
>object to my right is that bb-8 sphero
Hairbrushing comfort it is then.
>>143114805
>give her contact lenses
>problem solved
>>143114805
>Comfort my daughter with a printer
>Bring justice with a water bottle
I think the bottle will be more effective
>>143114805
>The item on my left is an axe
>The item on my right is a phone.
I guess killing my daughter will stop her emotional pain.
Well fuck, my rifle is to my left. Looks like those bitches are getting the spoon!
>>143114805
>lying on my side
>left is some vidya
>right ismy dick
Hmmm. Hard choice.
>>143114805
>Phone on the right
>Electrical tape on left
Well, shit. Looks like I'm going to get blood on my phone.
>vlc
>/b/
OUT OF /a/ WITH YOU, FIEND!
to my right is a PC
to my left is a 5+ year old bottle of grape juice
i go with the right
i put on a mask rape the girls and threaten to upload the images into the PC and then distribute them to the world for the world to see
>>143121719
>and then distribute them to the world for the world to see
Hope you enjoy prison, then.
>>143114805
>right is a heavy lamp
Time for justice.
>to my left is a coffee table
>to my right is a closet door
Well, their parents won't have to worry about them coming out of the closet.
JUSTICE
I have a fluffy cat to my left do you think that'll work
> to my right is my belt
Those bitches are dead.
>>143114805
>You can either use the object on your right to lay down some much needed justice to the bitches
Microphone.
>or use the item on your left to comfort your daughter.
Empty lemonade bottle.
Guess I'll destroy them in a rap battle.
>>143114805
I proceed to comfort my daughter for true justice.
Now the bullying won't matter to her anymore.
>>143125005
Kitty looks upset. Maybe you should comfort it first.
>My capsule full of dank kush to my left
Max comfort.
Piplup plushie on my left. Perfect.
