Anime titles you would name your child.
If a girl, Bulbasaur
Kill Me Baby
Ping Pong
Keit-Ai
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Fist of the North Star
Eva
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Aki sora
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One pieceof love
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Monster
Oregairu
Lizzello
Nikki.
Erased
Naruto
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Inferno Cop
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Die Buster
Lain
Boku no Pico
Onepunch Mike
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Beelzebub, cause that little fucker is gonna be the devil incarnate...
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Gun Buster
>>143094023
Why the hell not?!?
Rapeman
Elfen
Nausicaa
Kore wa Zombie desu ka?Because my child would die
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Ore no Nounai Sentakushi ga, Gakuen Love Comedy wo Zenryoku de Jama Shiteiru
G O L D E N B O Y
Luluco
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Card Captor Shaniqua.
This entire thread is cancer.
Also Boku no Pico.
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>>>>/a/
> having offspring
WEW lad.
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>>143094402
>Not having sex with your waifu and taking responsibility when the time comes
fucking normalfags i swear
>>143094803
but anon if /a/ wasnt all poor neet they will adopt a little asian girl and.go woody allen on her
>Also, not naming your son junior in order to gave him oedip issues and kill you to take your name
>>143094974
I literally have no idea what the fuck "go woody allen" means.
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Emma
Avatar
Iris.
>>143094943
What if I don't want to have kids even with my waifu?
>>143095329
Then you don't deserve her.
>>143095034
woody allen is a jew who adopted a little chinese girl and litteraly married her when she was 18
>he wrote movies about beiing a cuck and fucking weird women
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Boy: Naruto Ichigo D. Saitama Kaneda Ikari
Girl: Misaki Masaki Mikasa Madoka Mako Makoto Maimai
>>143095352
Why? That's nonsense. You don't need to make babies with her to deserve her or not. There is more to love and being married than working 2 jobs and having a mouth to feed.
>>143095364
I literally do not care. Fuck off.
Pupa.
>>143095385
Not really, except you can work a single job if you aren't incompetent.
Sword Art Online
Unlimited Blade Works.
>>143095444
Yeah some boring career at an office or something? Fuck that.
Why should we have kids anyway? We aren't the parenting type. She's much to, um, herself for that. I'm not exactly father material either.
I wouldn't mind the idea, but I can't see it working very well. I am also incompetent for your information by the way. The responsibilities would be more on her end than mine and that feels like it would be too one sided for me. Though she is a very impressive and strong woman, so if she really wanted a baby I could see her taking care of both me and the child and me helping out the best I can. I'm pretty useless though. I hate it, please don't bully.
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III
>>143095385
Women's mission is to carry children. You deny her her meaning of life.
>>143095718
I-I don't want to./ W-would she have babies with me and still love me and care for her family?
I don't want to feel like such a burden is all. I really don't.I know she would I'm just a bitch
>>143095718
So you're saying women who can't bear children should just kill themselves?
>>143095793
They can raise unwanted children.
>>143095793
>being autistic
He didn't say that at all.
I could be sterile for all I know. If we try and want to that is what matters. If not we could adpt always. Unless we didn't have the money. In vitro is absurdly expensive and unrealistic for most people. I don't think she would be too upset if I couldn't. She would still love me.
ARIA the Arrival
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Oni chichi
>>143095793
Yes.
Yahari ore no seishin rabu kome wa machigatteiru
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Key the Metal Idol.
If boy: Osomatsu San
If girl: Hyouka
>>143094349
Waddup boi
Anne Happy
Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai kara Kuru Sou Desu yo?
>>143093831
Fuck off
>>143095001
If this was a rec thread, it'd be a stupid one since all we get are titles with no premise. Would you eat a dish made from human feces called 'Sweet Candy Delight'?
golgo 13
>>143094141
Buckley get out of /a/
>>143094118
This is probably the only one I would be fine with in this thread. Luluco and Aria get an honorable mention.
Depends.
If I'm allowed to shorten a name then I'd call my kid Oroka.
Otherwise, probably Aki Sora like the faggot earlier on in the thread or at the very least Hellsing if my partner was from Eastern Europe and I had a sick sense of humour.
Also possibly Jormangand if I have a boy to fuck him up for life with body issues.
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Cum Dump
No.6
Giant Gorg, if you know what I mean.
> Not choosing titles that are literal names
> Tenchi
> Ranma
> Nadia
You guys must really hate kids.
Nana
Beck
>>143094275
This.
>>143097202
Literally not of those are the correct title.
Galaxy Angel
for both, male and female
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Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Bokurano.
Soul Eater for a girl
Trigun for a boy
>>143097202
I'd name my daughter Ojamajo Doremi #
My son I would name Rurouni Kenshin.
If they're twins I'll call them Tigger and Bunny
>>143099843
I feel sorry for a boy that has to go through school being called "Bunny"
Xpress Train.
>>143099880
Girls will love him tho. It's his destiny.
While Tiger is more destined to be a loser.
Life is hard.
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>>143096045
These anons get some points.
>>143093688
Higurashinokoronikaitenkettsuhentoppanogaijin-the third.
Berserk
>>143099890
>the part where they revive the old man with a handjob.
Wew lad
Overlord
>>143094212
>a full half hour of just the one skit
They're really phoning it in these days, huh?
Touhou
Alex Hunter x Hunter
Space dandy
>>143093688
My little sister can't be this cute
Dragon Ball GT
Gundam
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Hey My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute. Are you going to band practice today?
K
Helck.
Bakuman 3
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Ore no imouto ga konnani kawaii wake ga nai
Kill la Kill
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Halo 3
3x3 eyes
Ghost in the Shell
Lupin
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Does Rwby count?
It's not a terrible name.
>>143102543
It is a terrible name
>>143102165
You could just call her Oreimo
COBRA
If I had a fat kid I'd call him Heavy Object
>>143102165
No I'm going tohug my brother
Mangirl
Mazinger Z
Ninja Slayer
God Eater
Samurai Champloo
Captain Earth
Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou Ka
HIMOUTO UMARU JR
To Love-Ru Darkness
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Dragon Ball Z
Cory in the House
Fullmetal Alchemist
Atom
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Oreimo
Shaman King
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Super Dimension Fortress Macross
Sakamoto
Fooly cooly
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NARUTO
Shounen maid
BlazBlue: Alter Memory
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Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code
Excel Saga
SakiZenkoku-hen
Utawarerumono
Anotherman's child
Pico
Spirited Away
Charlotte.
Do points matter?
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Professor hakase
>>143103869
That's not an anime title
Either Strongest Man Kurosawa or Onanie Master Kurosawa, I can't decide.
If a girl, I'll probably left my waifu decide, if a boy, I'll name him after myself, because I'm named after my dad, and my dad is named after my granddad, so I can't break the combo, now can I?
>>143104205
strongest onani master kurosawa?
>>143104426
Name your son Killer Instinct.
>>143104426
What if your waifu doesn't want her son named after her grandfather-in-law?
>>143104495
We'll have to brainstorm a good name, I suppose. I value my waifu's input.
I'm not sure how mixing up Japanese and Russian names is gonna work though.
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for a girl keit-ai
golgo 13 if it is boy
>Afro Samurai
>Cat Shit One
>Cowboy Bebopat their computer
>>143104599
Call your kid Yuri. It's both Ricebowl and Ruskie
Hanayamata sounds like some exotic name.
>>143104767
But then she'll be gay
>>143104834
She'll be gay from both sides, considering that Yuri is a male name in Russian.
>>143104834
What's your issue? Are you saying you wouldn't love your daughter even if she was a carpet cleaner?
>>143104767
This actually works regardless of sex: if it's a boy it's Russian, if it's a girl its Japanese.
>>143095579
Ayy
>>143103844
finally
>>143095938
Better go with Oni Chichi 2 unless you want to die and have some other pervert rape them.
M.D Geist 2
>>143102806
>not naming the older brother that so that he knows exactly what's expected of him
>>143095385
/pol/ called
they want their shlomo goldenstien back
Gankutsuou
Eureka if girl, Ao if boy, not seven though
Jojo.
