This is your gyaru tonight.
>>142966781
>gyaru
Does this mean cumslut?
But it's like 10 in the morning.
Why have there been so many Galko threads recently?
>>142966781
Not brown enough. Shit gyaru.
>>142967088
You have hours to prepare for tonight.
What are you going to get?
She put her tits on the face of a 10 year old boy. He probably experienced his first erection and was wondering what was going on. I know Galko is clueless but seriously why did she do that?
>>142967243
>First erection
>10
I was masturbating in 2nd grade before I knew what masturbating was. More like rubbing my dick on a pillow but still.
>there will never be another season of galko
>>142966781
That's not a Guard.
Best girl coming through
>>142967284
I didn't need to know that fag.
Why is she so perfect?
>>142967243
/ss/
And who cares fag, fuck you. This is why you're a virgin, you just have to learn to say "fuck it" sometimes.
>>142967175
how brown should she be?
Too fat
Can't gyarus be slim and cute?
>>142967767
>wanting skeletons
>being low test
>>142967767
>>142966781
BLACKED when?
>>142967863
She's not cute at all. But at least she's not obese
>>142967767
>>142967927
Kill yourself anytime.
>>142967142
Galko is a series that will be talked abou for the next 20 years.
>>142966781
>no tattoos
>no ugly makeup
>no piercings
Shit gyaru desu.
>>142967927
There is nothing wrong with obese 2D girls.
I like hugs.
Do gyaru give good hugs?
>>142968163
otako looks like a man in this one
>>142968828
The best.
whatvideogameswould youplay withher in /a/?
>>142967573
Because she's rich
>>142968794
Stop using the word obese here, first go to google and type "obese" to see if you like it.
So do we like gyarus ironically or unironically?
That is to say, are we all joking when we say we liked Galko? I mean, that show was pretty fucking retarded.
>>142966781
Would she let me rest my head in her lap while under the shade of a tree?
gyaru are terrible but galko is ok
>>142968990
>we
>>142968990
It was the second best show if its season.
>>142968990
>we
please stop using that word
anyway I genuinely liked galko
I want to fuck the flat gyaru loli
>>142968990
/v/ needs to leave
>>142967284
>rubbing my dick on a pillow
So you masturbate prone?
I wonder if there's any correlation between people who start masturbating before puberty and masturbating prone.It was the same to me as well.
>>142968990
Here's a free (You)
>>142969171
?
>>142969616
>bitch ass low test beta cuck
In my day, we just called them "fags."
God damn. I hate this series so much it hurts. It pretty much embodies everything currently wrong with anime.
Imagine for a minute. You're sitting down thinking of an idea for a new anime. You're such an unoriginal, uncreative prick that you come up with the ultimate solution: Let's throw together a terrible clusterfuck of a show and people will watch it anyway if we make the main character the most sexualized tit cow of all time! It's already been done before of course, because that's the game in this industry. Your only pathetic chance of getting ahead is to make the tits bigger, the hair blonder, and the personality more fucking bland and idealized.
The worst part of it all? Virgins all over the world eat it all up. They just accept your unoriginal bile and slurp it all up. Fuck Galko.
>>142969655
That was before /v/ took over.
>>142969695
Saved.
>>142967573
Because she's not fat
>>142969695
>retarded flatfag crying about cowtits
>>142969020
only if you fuck her afterwards
New chapter today, nothing too interesting other than Galko doing her damn best to not suck at sports.
Athletic trio a best.
They made an anime that pandered to someone other than me. I hate this stupid industry.
>galko-chan will never tell you
>>142969695
Man, I wonder how this show attracted your kind, have a (you) for the effort.
>>142967243
She wants to fuck but she's afraid of real men so by choosing a kid, she stays in control.
>>142970004
How would you like her to tell you?
>>142969819
I'm not even into flatchests, that doesn't make the show any less retarded.
>>142969925
Just because low quality garbage "panders" to somebody doesn't mean I can't call it low quality garbage.
>>142970209
in 日本語
>>142970366
みだらな
Who let /v/ in?
>>142970275
You don't have another 50 threads to shitpost in? You should just stop coming to this board.
>>142970547
So because I have an opinion you don't like I shouldn't be on this board? What does it have to do with /v/ anyway?
They look even better like this
>>142969902
Where is translator-kun? He didn't even finish the last translated chapter the other time.
>>142967018
means pure wife
>>142970275
It is pretty obvious what kind of anime this was just by looking at it.
Why did you even bother watching?
Is it just so you can shitpost here?
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.05_[2016.02.27_12.20.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/78eNegl.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.05_[2016.02.27_12.20.56].jpg")
>>142970616
ＭＹ ぢＣＫ
>>142970680
この厚さ
>>142970593
That's pretty much how /v/ acts towards things.
Sperging out about the quality of shit most people like for reasons other than objective quality.
>>142968962
What would you call Nikuko then?
>>142968962
But she is obese. Just not morbidly obese.
>>142970933
She is basically a sumo wrestler. Really fat but also athletic.
How does one fix a gyaru?
How does one correct their slutty ways?
>>142971015
Fix is in the pic
>>142971015
The anime looked so gorgeous, the artstyle and backgrounds were top notch,
>>142971015
you embrace it
>>142971070
>accepting a slut
No.
>>142971131
why are her eyes crossed out?
>>142971131
>slut
more like a predator
>>142971015
You give her a shota so she can relief her lust and keep her instincts in check.
>>142967385
The absolute best.
>>142971389
She has needs and we must respect them.
Is she better with glasses.
>>142971457
>be a shota
>this gyaru is trying to sexually assault you
what do?
>>142971632
there's nothing you can do
>>142971632
ask mother for help
>>142971632
>act like a weak little prey to arouse her hunger
>act like I'm running away from her and lead her somewhere deserted
>make her think she got me cornered
>profit
>>142971854
I don't get it.
Why would you want a gyrau to rape you?
>>142968933
I'll make her play Dark Souls
>>142968794
>fat
Bitch looks more like a olympic weightlifter, aside big tits.
>>142971920
Sexually assault her and make her a slave to shota cock.
>>142972027
meant to reply >>142971632
But it fits as a reply to >>142971920
too.
>>142967863
they're pretty cute, the one on the right looks like gyaru otako
>>142971920
>not wanting to get raped by a gyaru
It's sad that decent series is ruined by ss fags.
>>142972520
nice bait retard
>>142972583
>he doesn't have a problem with his waifu lusting after black guys
I'm sure there's a word for that
>>142972729
Are you projecting something that had happened with one of your irl relationships?
>>142972520
Do you got a screen of this?
>>142971015
>>142972520
You must be really insecure to stop watching a series just because the main character thought a nigger was attractive.It's okay champ, I use /pol/ too, I'm just not a manchild.
>>142972944
Dropping a show out of disgust is different than being insecure, faggot.
>>142972944
>i-if you don't want your gf to fuck black guys you're just insecure!
topkek. You're literally using the same arguments cuckold fetishists use against monogamous people.
>>142973018
You have to be pretty insecure to dive out of a show because the main character found a black guy attractive. It wasn't even a blanket statement; she didn't say "black guys are so attractive," so your reasoning makes even less sense. Don't you understand that disgust and insecurity go hand-in-hand? It's all a matter of stomaching a situation, and this was one that affected you enough to make you drop it.
>>142973242
Who said she was your gf faggot? I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want my girlfriend to fuck any guys. If your sole limitation is blacks then you're the cuck.
>>142973018
I avoid any artist who tends to draw blacks and manually remove chapters in manga compilations that include them. I share your disgust, but that was such a small thing that even I could get over it. Maybe it was because I never saw her as waifu material, or because the characters seem just like mouthpieces for the author so I have a hard time getting attracted or mad at them.
>>142969902
Sanic Meat is such a fucking stupid character. If you are going to introduce a fat fetish character at least have the balls to it right, not this bullshit about her actually being the healthiest and more athletic girl in class. There's no way in hell someone so fat could place second in a marathon against normal people, or complete it for that matter. Her joints would be paste by the time she crossed the finish line.
>>142968990
>WE
>>142970616
>angry little gyaru
I'm in 5000%
PORKY A CUTEEEE
>>142971920
Why wouldn't you?
Time to die. Galko is trash and only no-life virgins like it because it shoves sex down their throats. The main character doesn't even look that great, just slap big boobs on a curvy body and everyone will jerk off over her.
>>142972944
>>142975101
>The main character doesn't even look that great, just slap big boobs on a curvy body and everyone will jerk off over her.
>big boobs on a curvy body
>doesn't even look that great
What, do you want her to have a dick, too? That's 80-90% of good looking right there. You're impossible.
>>142975101
As a non-virgin I have to disagree with you.
YOu're most likely just gay.
>>142967863
>sluts
>>142967018
For our newer friends.
>>142971632
Get sexually assaulted.Duh.
>>142976208
I am, and I'm still not attracted to her. I don't see the appeal of dumb bimbos, even on anime.
>>142971181
She doesn't understand what's going on, too pure.
Kyouka is best gyaru
>>142979129
Please, we live in the era of pure gyarus mate, you didn't got the memo?
>>142979129
>pleasures old men for money
Get this pig shit out of here.
>>142966781
But I hate gyarus...
>>142979353
Gotta stack bread somehow my G
>>142979576
>>142979609
when did gyarus get so popular, it seems like it was not too long that they were mocked here.
>>142979649
Not too long ago, we are living in the gyaru age.
>>142979649
You what nigga.
>>142979990
>>142979649
The fetish survey done here on /a/ showed that gyaru got increasingly more popular with older males. They were also universally disliked by all women.
>>142980177
*people claiming to be women
This is your Gyaru snek tonight
>>142980282
Sauce?
>>142980327
The title and artist are literally right there in large font you indolent fuck.
>>142980177
>They were also universally disliked by all women.
that clinches it then
I love gyaru
>>142980177
>They were also universally disliked by all women.
what
why?
>>142980282
>lower half of a serpent
The hell? for what purpose? some sort of symbolism?
>>142974681
>WUZ
>>142968990
I expected Galko to be some self absorbed bitch, but she ended up being pretty cool.
>>142969333
I started masturbating witha bookwhen I was like 8, it's weird having that memory
And I don't think I'm masturbation prone,I do it once a day tops
>>142967524
yes you did and you lovedd it
>>142980546
Here's a (you) for the trouble
>>142980282
Holy shit that was a good one
>>142980177
>hey were also universally disliked by all women.
This is interesting, I wonder why.
>>142973645
>avoid any artist who draws blacks
>manually remove chapters in manga compilations that include them
literally what the hell is your problem exactly that you go out of your way to do this
>>142970209
that hair style
jesus christ have mercy
>smelly armpits
>smelly feet
>hairy butthole
>big nipples
>>142979649
/a/ was the chad in school and the pretend nerd online
>>142981293
>smelly armpits
>smelly feet
Just a little.
>hairy butthole
Lies, also, she shaves fairly regularly, though I don't know how that works.
>big nipples
They aren't that big!
>>142979990
>Panty
>gyaru
She just happens to be a sexy blonde, not dumb.
Paizuri from Galko.
>>142966781
She's pretty cute.
>>142981650
Isn't Galko just pretty(sexy?) and blonde too? Galko doesn't even use the loose socks, while Panty do, it's an essential attire of any gyaru.
>>142981747
The gyaru look isn´t set in stone, at this point it is more of a personality.
too fat
>>142981699
considering it
>>142981793
I think the author has a slight fat fetish.
>>142981790
Just saying, Panty looks as gyaru as any other. And talking about personality, being a gyaru it is just a matter of fashion, Galko surely doesn't behave like a "classic gyaru", it's just a matter of looks.
>>142981972
My penis is okay with that.
>>142982008
>surely doesn't behave like a "cla
Galko acts gyaru since she likes fashion and make up.
>>142982147
isnt that like most women?
>>142982472
Not in anime it would seem.
>>142982147
And that's why is just a matter of looks nowadays, Galko likes fashion and make up just like any other girl, but she also have other interests.
By "classic gyaru" I refer to the usual image a gyaru have
>airhead
>just wander around and go out with boys
And that's pretty much what people think about gyarus.
>>142981196
He got BLACKED and loved it. Now hes trying to forcibly remove memories of when he enjoyed black cock up his ass.
>>142967018
>>142980489
>>142981189
Jealousy probably.
>>142982680
It seems nip authors want to change the gyaru stereotype, what with all the pure gyarus lately.
>>142982721
Well gyaru is basically dead in Japan.
>>142982761
I really don't mind that as long as it's alive in anime and mangaand porn
>>142981189
>>142980489
I assume they are their equivalent to "chad"
>There's no stuff about okako
living is suffering.
>>142982761
>2D saves gyarus and makes them pure for eternity
Is there nothing 2D can't do?
>>142983063
bring you the sensation of human warmth
>>142982269
>>142976249
The fuck is a yamanba?
Did I just acquired a new fetishe?
>>142983562
Perhaps for now. Give it time.
>>142983847
do they have hooters in japan?
>>142983847
Poor Ojou, always left aside
>>142970616
>>142983847
Targeted neural stimulation will be a hell of a drug.
>>142983944
http://www.hooters.co.jp/en/
Surprisingly yes.
Not everyone there has yet to convert to 2D surprisingly.
Inagube future Hooters completely occupied by sexy holograpgic anime girls.
I look forward to the future.
>>142967243
>10 year old boy
>experienced his first erection
A toddler can have one. How can you be so ignorant?
>>142984011
Ojou is a good girl. She'll learn to not be a third wheel one day.
>>142981196
Same reason why I avoid orc porn, or nasty fat old men rape doujins. I feel a deep repulsion from watching something beautiful being defiled by something grotesque.
>>142984097
She already broke down, it can only get better from here.
>>142984120
A man of fine taste. Too bad there are so many out there who find such degeneracy so great.
I prefer my degeneracy to be lovely and personal.
>>142970616
>>142974728
I want to make gyaru Otako finally feel like a real woman.
>>142966781
>>142980282
thank you for showing me this, but fuck why does there always have to be a disgusting looking guy
Why do they make jokes about getting their periods? Aren't these girls still in high school?
>>142984239
I want to sexually fuck Otako
Galko a cute.
>>142966781
Will she freak out if I touch her tits?
>>142966781
>7min episodes
Fucking tease of a show.
>>142976249
Ganguro are ayys?
I never understood why a somewhat shy and mentally pure virgin like Galko whose dream is to be a mother would decide to start dressing like a gyaru. Feels out of character.
Did they ever explain it?
>>142984659
That's the perfect lenght for a comedy anime like this though.
>>142983038
>ywn watch movies with Okako
>>142984741
The manga says she dresses like that to emulate the girls she sees in western movies since she is a huge film buff. Her mother and sister might have something to do with that too.
>>142984120
Please, you're probably grotesque yourself mate.
>>142984743
The perfect length for any anime I enjoy is 130 26min episodes.
Fite me.
>>142984785
>western movies
>gyaru shit
Yeah, no. I can imagine nips thinking that tho, they've about as fucked up a perception of us as we of them.
Also I remember the sister being some sort of slutty dressing mother but I don't remember the mom.
>>142984774
>she gets scared with horror movies.
>no new translated gyaru doujins recently.
>>142984847
The mom hasn't appeared yet in a proper chapter.
We do have this pic though.
>>142983038
She got that card but yeah, she doesn't get too much love. It's beena while since the manga focused on her.
>>142984850
>ywn cuddle with her when she gets scared
>>142967924
Now.
>>142984120
>implying every manga author that draws black men makes them unattractive
>>142984120
>I avoid orc porn
Confirmed faggot
>>142985236
Nah, I think anon is just a stormfag who thinks Black = unattractive. Ignore him.
>>142984847
They think all American girls are blonde and have American flag bikinis so yeah.
>>142985057
>she gets embarrassed and covers her face.
>>142984850
She likes horror movies though, that's her schtick.
>>142985336
That's the irony.
>>142984847
Gyaru is literally a fashion style that's based on emulating western girls, albeit to an exaggerated degree.
>>142966781
source?
>>142983038
>>142984774
>>142985215
gross, thats alot of shit on the right
heres the real image
>>142985523
GOLEM GET YE GONE
Alright good taste bros, what's your favorite type of gyaru?
Pure, slut, pure 'slut', 'pure' slut or pure slut?
>>142985523
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>142985677
pure gyaru imouto/ or onee-san
>>142985589
Ill give you a C for effort
>>142985303
>ywn comment on how cute she is which makes her get more embarrassed
>>142966781
Please put your Galkos on my face
>>142984741
Role models, her mother and sister are two really good people, why would she feel repulsed towards that image? Also, Galko use her sister clothes by default, which as I said already, she finds cute and good looking. What would be weird is that she dressed like Otako, considering the environment she have been raised into.
>>142984847
What this anon said >>142985415 That's exactly what gyaru means.
>>142985589And I give you a B+, actually chuckled.
>>142985677
This >>142985708 and (somewhat) pure gyaru mothers.
>>142985381
It's not fair that I want to make Metako part of my harem, but I barely have pics of her.
>>142967927
>she's not cute
Kill yourself
>>142966781
>wanting an STD-ridden slut with a loose holes
????
Sorry I'm not a nignog with a horsecock, no thanks.
>>142986019
There's always drawthread
>>142972914
sauce?
>>142985720
>>142984922
>you will never eat Galko's sweet smelling speghetti hair
>>142986089
>2D
>STDs
>loose
newfag please go.
>>142985677
>'pure' slut
Does this mean Gyarus that are sluts but are still cute lovable waifus on the inside? Because if so that's my favorite.
>>142986191
I was under the impression that was the definition of the word though? 2D or not if she is that, then she fits that description, assuming that is in fact the definition of the word.
I'd want to imagine a girl that is loyal, pure, and only for me. Not some slut that I could never trust who would sleep around with every guy on the block, that sounds like shit.
Going by this, >>142982680
>>142986241
Wouldn't you want cute lovable waifus on the outside, slut on the inside?
Isn't the ideal girl a woman in the streets but a freak in the sheets?
>>142986265
The joke in that panel is that the glasses guy is wrong though.
>>142981245
What?
>>142986307
"All men want a good girl who will be bad for them. All women want a bad boy who will be good for them."
>>142986265
I'm just saying that girls in 2D don't get STDs or get loose.
>>142985677
The kind that has sexual experience and will bully my penis but then fall in love with me anyway and stop fucking other guys.
>>142986314
Really? "Penis-filled journey" isn't exactly the kind of girl I'd imagine wanting to be associated with. I dunno why you'd want to have a girl who has been filled with a gorillion dicks.
I actually defined my terms there though so my point still works regardless of whatever the word "gyaru" actually means. I don't want a bitch who has fucked a lot of guys before me, that sounds awful unless you're a cuck.
>>142973242
There is a difference between not falling for politically correct retardation and irrational retarded racism
>it is horrible that a character likes blacks! Its the same as cuckoldry!
>no fucking comment when a character makes a different distinction like liking glasses, short people or even tanned girls
Your paranoia is as worry some as that of a closeted faggot that jumps at any sight of homoheroticism, reevaluate your life
>>142986416
>I don't want a bitch who has fucked a lot of guys before me, that sounds awful unless you're a cuck.
That has literally nothing to do with cuckholding.
>>142986386
On the contrary, it's about the definition of the word and what you're imagining.
If you want a gyaru, and a gyaru is a loose slut, then you're imaging that you want a loose slut. If you don't want a loose slut, and that's the definition of that word (again I don't know specifically I'm just going by this thread), then you don't want a gyaru, you want something else.
Get it?
>>142986241
Galko is literally an Okusan in the making. We could call it a prequel.
>>142984120
one day you'll be a fat faceless old men and be happy that there's porn made just for you.
>>142986307
I do like girls like that but when it comes to gyaru, I feel like they have to be somewhat slutty. I mean I like the pure ones too but that mostly works because the "slut" stereotype is so strong.
Also purification is a major fetish of mine. >>142986414 This guy understands.
>>142986478
But the thing is that gyaru isn't synonymous with slut. That's what Galko-chan and Hajimete no Gyaru are trying to tell.
That's just your perception.
>>142986471
means you want a girl that has fucked a lot of other guys. you get off on your girl fucking other men and cheating on you. you like the idea of your girl sleeping with other men who are not you, because you can't satisfy her. to be fair a 'loose slut' would satisfy all of these conditions.
>>142986478
Your definition of gyaru is completely wrong.
>>142986503
Whatever happened to the Okusan translation?
There hasn't beena new chapter in months.
>>142986416
Its getting a bit annoying to see the word cuck being overused as the placeholder insult without any real meaning
>pineapple on pizza? What a cuck!
