Cooking Snek
horse >>>>>>>>>>>>>> snek
>>142940357
>>>/mlp/
>>>/trash/
>>142940317
Miia poaching eggs.
>>142940357
This is correct.
>>142940317
What are you doing here best girl
>>142940357
>>142940417
>>142940423
A pox upon both your houses.
>>142940517
>both
>three people
So, are the guys who translate the manga still dealing with their own internal drama, or are they just getting lazy?
Should someone else pick up translating the series/
>>142940423
Requesting bigger version of this.
>>142940565
Rather than complaining about it why don't you acquire some skills needed by the group, and offer to assist them in hurrying the fuck up
>>142940598
Put it in waifu2x or something.
>>142940357
Royal Mode>*
>>142940616
So they STILL haven't found a dedicated replacement translator after that whole fracas? Christ.
Newt is cute
Oh holy Crabman please bestow upon your sacred servant aRachnee titty pillow
>>142940561
Three people and two houses. This isn't rocket surgery anon.
>>142940668
Been gone for a while, eh?
>>142940317
would you still be attracted to any of the girls if they were just normal girls and didn't have monster parts
>>142940707
I can understand what Polt sees in Draco
>>142940791
Less attracted honestly. They all have character traits that are endearing, but their exotic bodies add a lot.
>>142940659
Fixed your image for you famalam
>>142940790
Yes. Bring me up to speed if you could, maybe? What else has gone wrong on the TL side of things?
>>142940925
Why lie?
>>142941008
I don't know, you tell me, you're the one who lied with the original image. Fixed the other one as well, by the way.
>>142940317
Best girl
>>142940925
Fixed that image for you buddy
>>142941041
That's not fixed. You're blatantly lying and everyone can see it.
>>142941050
>Break an image
>Call it fixed
Post superior dog. Literally man's best friend, and the most loyal, loving and empathic of all the girls.
Once again people prove how retarded they are and take all the horsefag bait.
>>142940959
Wait and see if anyone from FwPA drops in to tell you the truth. That said, my impression is that TTF is in solidly as a translator, HQ releases are bogged down by lack of personal, and LQ's are currently not quite a month behind due to lack of typesetters and QC.
>>142941114
>Implying a cuck monstergirl is better than any other girl
At least if you're gonna shit on Miia, do it with a girl that's better than her, not the literal only girl who's worse than her.
>>142941213
> Polt with a human
>>142941272
Stop replying to that shitflinging retarded horseposter and report him.
>>142941284
Who else would she be with? Dogs are man's best friend.
Dragons don't have any friends. And Dragonnewts have even less friends than that.
>>142941284
She's already withmedium size man
>>142941213
>>142940317
why is snek such a cute?
>>142941313
I've tried reporting all the idiots on every side and the only thing that happened was me getting my willie whacked for abusing the report function.
>>142941337
> Shared one panel together
> Was him and his other tanktopfags eye-raping Polt and Miia
>>142941213
>>142940842
Is this a fresh meme
>>142941410
>anyone would look away.
>>142941457
No memes here, just the truth
>>142941400
Mods are horsefags then.
>>142941349
Wanna suckle from her six times over
>>142941457
We'll see if this one sticks. I highly doubt that Polt is a lesbian though. It would surprise me if Draco doesn't end up with a woman.
>>142941523
Tell me about it. I made a post some time ago that horsefags always start shit and then i got sent on a vacation cause my post wasnt the appropriate "quality".
>>142941668
Not to mention that the thread that got deleted yesterday had something like "I don't see the appeal in fucking a horse" in the OP
>>142941658
>I highly doubt that Polt is a lesbian though.
I have my suspicions that she's a switch hitter at least.
>>142941717
That just's funny however you look at it. Oh mods, what are you like?
>>142941747
I think it's more likely that she's obliviously asexual. It's not Draco that's going to turn her but if anyone Tio.
Hey, I just find out that they will ask to Crabman the questions that are made to #askOKAYADOSensei once he's in the Anime Expo
>>142941717
To be fair, it also had testimonials from a self-proclaimed IRL horse fucker. I think the sheer lack of rapid fire shitposting in it made the thread somehow less worth keeping for the site.
>>142941793
It's like the concept of shame doesn't exist to her. Polt will grab a guy's crotch or grope a woman's breasts because she has a point she wants to make, and it won't register on a sexual level with her in any way.
I guess dogs are rather innocent animals, after all.
>>142941266
Jesus, things are really in disarray for them, huh?
>Polt is asexual
That's why she was so okay with Kimihito being around in the hot spring
I want to marry this snake.
>>142941917
She literally was trying to get water from a plant. The fact that that plant was a girl and how you extract it is through a couple of erogenous zones did not occur to her. Other than that her hobbies including athletic exercise and saving the environment to make a better world for people. I bet she doesn't even masturbate.
If she's hungry and you put peanut butter on your tally wacker you can make an evening out of it though. Just tell her it's a foreign mayonnaise dispenser.
>>142942024
That means Tio and Kii are as well though. I'm not buying it, especially in Tio's case.
Requesting Image of Best Spider crying Tears of Joy while showing off her Ring.
>>142941658
>it would surprise me if Draco doesn't end up with a woman
Have you not seen the 3 chapter doujin in commissioning crab to write that will cement Draco straight as an arrow
>>142942173
Wishful thinking from misguided, lonely fellows who haven't realized that she's a newt, and not a dragon.
>>142942015
One month behind. Disarray. I'm starting to get a whiff of Seven Seas' shill from you.
>>142942074
Yeah, that's kind of what I was getting at. She doesn't see lewdness, maybe unless she's intentionally in a lewd mood. But every other time, she's all about the practicality, her interests, and that's about it.
I wouldn't really call her asexual, but from what little we've seen of her, there's been no hint at her sexuality whatsoever, so you could make that distinction if you wanted.
Either way, contrasted against the rest of the characters, I think it's an endearing thing.
>>142942218
I will gladly post the chapter descriptions and tags if you'd like
It's irrefutable evidence of her heterosexuality
>>142942308
Something involving rape
>>142942308
>>142942327
nah, no girl deserves that not even Miia
And she's a terrible person
>>142942027
You can't marry that snake.
>>142942027
Snek is cute.
So what happened to TF? What drama have I missed?
>>142942434
You can't stop me. I will find a way.
>>142942453
Snek is very cute.
>>142942490
You need a ring to marry that snake.
>>142942480
Go way back into the archives and watch it all unfold from the beginning.
>>142942327
Yes, it does involve some rape in the second chapter. But Draco isn't the one being raped
>>142942523
I have the ring. Now I just need the snek.
>>142942583
And it involves Kurusu, meaning it's already shit
>>142940423
Discuss.
>>142942656
Middle one's the hottest.
>>142942656
A wasp
Lala's mom
A mushroom
>>142942453
You are right. Snek is cute.
>>142942603
You don't want snake enough, otherwise you would get snake, and have snake.
>>142942656
From left to right, it's a wasp girl, some sort of death-related girl, and Bloodborne.
>>142942683
>Not the bug
Shit taste famalam
>>142941349
Her shirt has the +4 nipples attribute? Damn that shit's gotta be legendary quality at least!
>>142942656
Middle one has a suspiciously sickle-like ahoge.
>>142942656
I want to fuck that wasp.
>>142942719
>Bloodborne
Exfuckingscuse me?
>>142942573
What date did it happen? I try to read these threads but work gets in the way and lately the threads reach their limit or get pruned.
>>142942782
It looks like the big pointy hats and raggedy cloaks the Bloodmen like to wear in Bloodborne.
>>142942834
While I understand your train of logic, to me it is clearly a mushroom grill.
>>142942656
Middle's got bat wings and elf ears, she's either a vampire or a proper dragon here to bully newt's ass into the ground
>>142942859
Yeah, my poor jokes aside, it can really only be that. I wonder if her danger comes from the spores she spreads.
>>142942744
How do you kiss that?
>>142942656
A wasp, some sort of dracula, and a fungus. Last chapter hinted at Cerea protecting Darling from the wasp, but I really hope we actually end up with a Papi-centric chapter and aerial combat.
>>142940317
Snekabab
>>142942898
I hope its a vampire, or a proper succubutt.
>>142942930
Stick your mouth between her mandibles and shove your tongue into her mouth while her mandibles chitter lovingly on your cheeks.
>>142942987
Ewww.
>>142942962
No horns so succubus is out
What if she's just a regular bat girlwho is a chunni and thinks she's an actual vampire?
>>142942987
Lets just go with sensual head pats and from there upgrade tohand holding
Should Tio be reclassified as a shortstack? She is at least half a meter below her species' average height.
>>142943003
I don't think you're cut out for the love that is monster girls.
>>142943008
>chuuni vampire
>"STOP TOUCHING ME, I AM THE NIGHT!"
>>142943063
An ugly monster girl is still an ugly girl.
Bean curd MILF > egg MILF
>>142943143
Ren > bean curd MILF > egg MILF
>>142943111
Insects are sexy as fuck, what are you talking about
Would you help your waifu with her daily routine? Would you moisturize Miia'stailtipevery single day of the year?
>>142942800
Look from around February this year on. If you're looking for drama you'll be disappointed though.
>>142942288
I knew it. Centorea is actually Cthulhu.
>>142943077
Obviously Lala's childhood friend.
>>142943237
Centorea is actuallycake.
>>142943226
Is the sky fucking blue?
>>142943143
Crabman knows
>>142943277
....What drives people to make these things?
>>142943278
Not all the time
>>142943226
I'd gladly use my hands and help her with her tail maintenance. There's a lot of snek tail to cover after all.
>>142943277
I
WANT
THATMERMAID
>>142943281
Intercrural sex fuck yeah
>>142943278
So what you're saying is only half the day?
>>142943348
Well obviously I need to sleep from time to time, you know.
>>142941213
Holy shit that's cute as fuck.
Thanks brah.
>>142943326
Whats with the hand freaking out in that picture?
>>142943326
She's a big girl.
>>142943348
yes her snake part switches at night
>>142943405
For the plumber
>>142943404
Cerea stepped on it because she's a shit and a bitch.
Would you accept a marriage proposal from this troll?
Lately I've been listening to some old folk music from Scandinavia and while browsing these threads I remembered "Herr Mannelig". (Sir Mannelig)
It's an old Swedish folk song about a mountain troll girl that comes down to propose to a handsome young knight.
She is described as having "a liars tongue", but pleads politely and desperately for marriage. The whole song is verse after verse about all the amazing things she would offer him if only he would accept her hand in marriage.
She offers him twelve wild horses, twelve mills built with red gold bricks, a "shining" magic sword decorated with 15 gold rings, and a white silk shirt.
"Sir Mannelig, Sir Mannelig won't you be betrothed to me?
For all that I'll gladly(please) give you!
You could answer me either a yes or a no?
If you were willing or not?"
The song ends with the man rejecting her because "she is not a christian woman", and telling her that her voice is like the devil (because she is trying to tempt him, and because she is probably lying).
At this point in most of the stories the human would probably be brutally killed by the troll, but in this the troll runs away screaming and crying in grief.
The last verse is about how she thinks love would end her torment and loneliness.
I think I remember several stories about "monster girls" trying to court human men in Scandinavian folk lore, but most of them have tragic ends.
>>142943436
Never gets old.
>>142943333
>your waifu has been transformed into ice cream
>it's a ridiculously hot day
>you either let your waifu melt or your eat her
Such tragedy.
>>142943437
I see cerea looks exactly the same as normal
>>142943404
Cerea stomped on his hand to stop him from writing down her complete weight.
>>142943306
Sometimes you want to fuck a thing, but sometimes you want to eat a food.
Now you can both.
It's like オナホ化. Sometimes you want to fuck a person, and sometimes you want to fuck an onahole. With this, you get the best of both worlds.
>>142943494
i'd eat her even if she wasn't ice creami'd eat her vagina
>>142943437
>healthy_monmusus.jpg
THATS NOT HEALTHY THATS OBESE THATS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF HEALTHY.
>>142943460
Wrong monster girl thread?
>>142943494
Wrong picture, oops.
>>142943460
Wait a second, that's not from EMG.Of all the MGEs you could have posted, you posted like, the fifth worst one which exists. Next time post a good one, like a familiar or hellhound.
It's hot out today.
>>142943494
>>you either let your waifu melt or your eat her
>>142943506
Papi's an unexpectedly big girl.
>>142943531
Ew do you know what comes out of vaginas?
>>142943596
poop
>>142943593
She's 4 foot nothing. Her wingspan is majestic, though.
INFINITE
MASS
OGRE
ASS
>>142943638
Pancake flatter than TF
>>142943596
Don't worry. I eat babies too.
>>142943460
>I think I remember several stories about "monster girls" trying to court human men in Scandinavian folk lore, but most of them have tragic ends.
Excuse me what word did you just use there?
>>142943551
Just keep telling that to yourself.
>>142943638
BIG
PLUMP
SNAKE
RUMP
>>142943596
Love juices?Not exactly out of vaginas but eh
>>142943652
With a glass of pee and blood too?
Girls are gross.
>>142943648
>>142943506
>157
Darling is a manlet!
>>142943657
Die monster, you don't belong in this world.
>>142943548
I remember a time were all monster girl talk belonged to /a/and that was a very bad idea, but they were still fun times.
I guess I could have spun it another way and asked would you accept a homestay from a lonely troll?
If she's a snake, then why does she have elf ears?
>>142943008
>>142943077
>One of the characters cuts themselves.
>She see's the blood.
>She has a vasovagal syncope episode.
>>142943690
I am an alligator. It doesn't make much difference to me.
>>142943672
Where is her anus?
Ordoes she have a cloaca?
>>142943652
Would you court an ara ara hoers?
>>142942480
TF dropped the series since I was willing to take over and it didn't really interest her anymore+IRL obligations. Recent chapters were delayed due to various members of FwPA moving around and me moving to Japan. 43 is finished for TL and were waiting on proofing and type setting.
All sorts of other stuff has happened but that's the basic gist of it.
>>142941213
Also this is beyond cute.
>>142943704
>blonde
>delicious brown
>tall
>strong
>cute
>likes dresses
>best lap
>big tiddies
Convince me why Tio isn't best girl
>>142943573
>hellhound
but she's a Dork
>>142943728
Because they're cute.
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/0ec9efeeb4/838784-1
Is there a translation for this? I love body-swapping + this show, so this would literally be perfect for me if it had one.
>>142943724
I wish we could go back to those times
>>142943724
/jp/ thread hates talk about EMG, and nobody really talks about MGE here, but comparing the two, I think this place is a little bit chill about that sort of thing.
Plus the /jp/ thread has a repeat of what happened here with the mod dividing us, happening to them right now.
>>142943728
They're not elf ears, they're snake ears!
>>142943804
>happening to them right now.
wait
what?
>>142943724
M-maybe?
>>142943657
I guess the little mermaid is also a Scandinavian monster girl tale with a tragic end. Why do we like monster girl suffering so much?
To be fair most of the "Huldra" stories end up with men getting seduced and turned into soup, so I guess it goes both ways.
>>142943793
>Swap bodies.
>Miia instantly starts to go to the bone zone.
Wow what a slut.
>>142943728
im usually not into traps ,
but if they are a shota and an elf, thats the exception.
nothing tot do with what you are talking about, but i felt I needed to get that off my chest.
>>142943793
second on this, this looks amazing
>>142943716
>>142943793
the art is kind of crappy
>>142943832
The janitor over there is going on a power trip deleting their threads, so he can post his own OPs for whatever reason, and is deleting any post calling them out for it.
I got banned for mentioning it a week ago, and I haven't really been inclined to post about it there since. The whole situation stinks.
>>142943910
>>142943793
it's rough but the concept is so great my dick doesn't care
really wish it had a translation though
>>142943937
suppose it could be one of the news ones that applied
have you tried contacting hiro about it?
>>142943888
Trips of tragedy.
>>142943951
How much would it cost to pay some fuck to translate it? Not even to edit it in, just to write down what it says on a document and send it to me.
>>142943765
>>142943765
>Hellhound dork
Get that threadmeme outta my face. Hellhounds are strong, confident things.
>>142943910
It's really rough and sketchy, but I think it has that kind of old, pre-90s anime charm to the style. It definitely looks better uncoloured, though. That brings out some flaws.
>>142943728
Because it's cute.
>>142943648
sorry but you won't summon TF
she isn't translating Monster Musume anymorehow tragic
>>142943937
And his own OPs are really shitty. And it's blatantly obvious when he's doing it, there's always that one """anon""" that tries to order people in an extremely bitchy manner to make a new thread before the previous one falls off the board, and then everyone telling him to stop breaking etiquette """"mysteriously""""" gets deleted/banned, and then everyone calling the janitor out for it get deleted/banned.
I thought the admins had made him cut that shit out after probably getting numerous complaints but nope he's back again.
>>142943750
Poke
Would you a gigantes mermaid?
>>142944102
I'd give her head pats.
>>142944077
HIROSHIMAAA
>>142943937
while unfortunate thats not really the same thing
>>142944102
Yes
>>142944077
Sounds like that one autismo guy from a while ago here who would make a copypasta OP with "Rules" in it and if anyone dared make a thread without it he'd samefag it to death with complaints.
>>142943975
I used the feedback system to report the janitor a while back, but I doubt it'll achieve anything. It's just a single anonymous compaint, and there's no way to tell if it's even been read, and no way to respond back to you.
>>142944028
You can ask the sadpanda thread if you want, and this might be useful to you as well.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uJzgJBGuY5Jv0xcaPwGD8lAlYueu0Z6Q4HWdy1BDDDg/edit#gid=290442889
>>142944080
I'm a degenerate sheepfucker now.
I need help.Please
>>142943937
There is also a retarded mod here that deletes threads about LN content (even though said LN's have an anime or manga). It's to the point where when he sees that people are talking about reading something in the LN that has happened in the anime he deletes the post.
He is also deleting posts pointing out his bullshit, or posts pointing out that LN posting as always been allowed here(since it's kind of hard to discuss something if the source material is not allowed.)
Mods can be newfags, or stupid. Shit sucks.
Enough off topic posting now though.
>>142943951
do you want me to translate it?
>>142944077
Holy fuck! Autism-kun became a janitor in /jp/. Better them than us.
>>142944102
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
>>142944077
Yeah, the whole "edition" thing just feels so blatant. Let's hope it doesn't happen with the thread currently up.
>>142944139
It's a person in a position of moderation abusing their power for selfish and petty reasons. You're right, different situation, but same kind of themes, I guess.
>>142944193
I've seen that happen once or twice actually, I think.
Fuck, why can't we have decent moderation anywhere on this site?
Sorry to drag that shit here, though.
>>142944232
You make my week if you did, anon.
>>142944327
well I won't
>>142944179
Wear loose fitting rubber boots, slip her legs into them, and you will not need anyone to hold the head anymore.
Mr. Helpful, desu.
>>142944102
Why wouldn't I?
>>142944179
Nothing wrong with Merino. I honestly cant think of one real negative about her that isnt a 'taste' thing.
>>142944193
every anime base on an LN or WN Ive found to be garbage so no big loss for me.
>>142944363
Hotdog down a wet, slippery hallway.
>>142944314
>ywn feed waffles to your pocket-sized lamialings
>>142944314
>>142944173
The only thing we can do is to use the feedback system every time he pulls this shit and tell everyone else to do it too. Assuming those hacks even read the feedback, maybe they'll get something is wrong if they get dozens of submissions every time it happens.
And since janitors can't ban, he has to have a pet mod willing to help him too.
>>142944173
have you tried having someone who knows moon write an email to hiro directly?
>>142944400
>implying I wouldn't satisfy.my unbirthing fetish
>>142944394
Isekai is not for everyone. But I'm sure you understand why it's stupid for those threads to be deleted, and why having mods like that is bad.
>>142944400
What if I want to be her dildo?
While that janitor is an autist, I can't help but enjoy LNfags getting buttblasted over their incessant sense of superiority and smugness for coming into airing animes and just posting LN spoilers.
>>142944179
Glad to hear that you've seen the light anon
>>142944467
There's been a few times where I've been blocked, like for telling someone they can use Warosu to view deleted posts, but it never turned into a ban, so the mod has at least a modicum more sense.
Trouble is, you'll get banned for telling people to use the feedback system. I did, a while back.
>>142944514
Don't know anyone who can read and write moon, unfortunately.
>>142944406
Sadness.
I also have this thing by the same artist. I hope he does more for the rest of the girls.
How does any other girl even compare to Suu? Tell me, how?
How do you compete with the most loving slimegirl who can do anything?
>>142944746
I just don't know. You have confounded me and filled my heart with love.
>>142944387
>>142944592
Is sheep a kinky girl?
>>142943672
SQUISHY
BLESSED
COW
BREAST
>>142944665
>average normie
Well, that's redundant.
>>142944665
reminds me of the loli wars of 2011
>>142944746
I can use Tio as a bed! Look how comfy she is.
>>142944746
>How does any other girl even compare to Suu?
Don't make me post that webm.
>>142944746
Cant argue the versatility, but I dont want to get soaked every time any affection is given or received.
>>142944796
Imagine how happy happy sex would be with Tio
>>142944796
But Tio can't surround and engulf you in thick, warm, deeply massaging liquid.And no, vore doesn't count.
>>142944826
I double dog dare you to post the webm.
>>142944592
Sheep is for vanilla love
>>142944922
>poke her sides
>BAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>142944897
>Imagine how happy happy sex would be with Tio
>>142944922
Sheep is for bullying.
>>142944782
Well despite being very shy and reserved seeming she was naked and having a total stranger shaver her within hours.
>>142944910
No, don't make me post it!
>>142944891
If she absorbs water, unless you go "inside" of suu, how will you get wet? You'll float or make contact with her membrane
>>142944989
I thought that bell was a dick for a second
>>142945035
No
Just no
>>142944922
>Sheep is for vanilla love
Black sheep for everything else!
>>142945022
I was thinking along the lines of clothing will automatically absorb any moisture she doesn't control.
Its always humid where I live, and its annoying as hell to be wet when dont want to be.
>>142945004
I triple dog dare you, and here are the dogs.
>>142945035
That's not a webm. Also,
>absorption vore
>not showing the victims' reactions to being melted down into slime
>or the actual process
3/10, are you even trying?
>>142945115
Those are Kobolds, not dogs
>>142944993
Oh yeah, baby.
>>142945096
BDSM and rough anal sex?
>>142945115
My apologies for not being well versed in outcast level fetishes.
>dont make me post it
What, is there a MM equivalent of summoning Exodia? You know the one.
>>142945096
>sometimes they switch places because they want to try what the other one's having
>>142945115
No, please, stop tempting me!
>>142945185
Then why do they act like dogs?
They act like dogs, so they have to be dogs.
>>142945244
Educate yourself with some Mou and Nitrotitan. Then you can begin on your path to be as degenerate and as versed in weird fetishes as me.
>>142945269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGhP3p6lI3U
>>142940751
>spodersnek
Literally the perfect woman.
>>142945261
