How do you make a loli calm down?
>>142850566
my penis
Redirecting her to >>>/an/.
Lolis love /an/.
Semen.
>>142850566
drugs
>>142850566
Headpat and cuddling
>>142850566
qt trap.
>>142850566
Slap butt
Having sex with her. My loli pouts if we don't have sex at least 5 times a week.
>>142850566
Elephant tranquilizers.
God knows that's the only thing that can make a kid sit still.
>>142850566
pizza
>>142850566
Give the loli one of these lollis.
That'll calm her down.then do things to her butt when she falls asleepbut just before she dies
>>142850639
Only those who actually handled children truly knows how superior 2D is.
I feel you anon.
>>142850566
With a tactical Nuclear strike.
>>142850695
It makes college kids calm down too. Truly universal.
Or it could make them go crazy, it really depends.
Tell her to imagine something that's impossible to imagine- typically a rollercoaster. It helps if you're wearing a pink tuxedo shirt & bow tie and both of you are sitting on a park bench.
Give her her daily allotment of cummies.
>>142850701
Dude
Give her themilk
>>142850695
That would just make things worse. You know what they say about lolis and pizza.
>>142852048
>You know what they say about lolis and pizza
What's that?
>>142853259
One costs 5 times as much as the other.
>>142850566
all these faggots in the thread saying sex. fuck off pedos you give loli hugs to calm them down.
Head pat.
Vitamin D
>>142851282
>>142851282
Is that supposed to be her as she struggles to breath manually?
Cause that's how it happens.
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