ITT: We post our waifus and guess/speculate stuff about each other based on them.
>>142840946
You like girls that act flirty and sexy but are actually pure
>>142841067
True.
You like strong, older women with cheerful personalities that also act like bros. The kind you could take out to drink some beers and share some banter with
>ITT: "You like girls that are [describe waifu]"
Go ahead.
>>142841754
You don't like any girls, so I guess you're gay
>>142841811
You are negative, laid back and pessimistic, so you need a fun waifu that cheers you up but can also accompany you in procrastinating.
I'm guessing you like cuddling a lot. And that you're a manlet.
>>142841811
you like someone who can provide you with the comfiest life and will do her best at household chores or relieving your stress
>>142842063
That's scary accurate, Anon. How did you even figure all of these out?
>>142842063
not that anon, but you're pretty spot on
;_;
>>142842091
You are a warmhearted delinquent?
Fire away.
>>142842264
yep, correct
>>142842264
You'recuriousabout women.
>>142842307
You like girls that hate you in hopes that they have some underlying feelings left by the time you drive them away.
>>142842307
You are someone who doesn't go out, so you'd need a girl with even less experience with the outside world. You also feel a need to be dominant in the relationship even though in reality you could barely dominate an amoeba.
I think you're the kind of dude that gets all self conscious when riding a bus or a train and has problems/doubts a lot when he has to cross the street.
>>142842479
t. Anon who dropped the manga/anime partway
>>142842514
Aside from the bus/train part you nailed it. Good job.
>>142842264
You have a Madonna-Whore complex.
>>142842910
You are unsatisfied and bored by life, and wish your surroundings would become more exciting.
>>142843098
Well, you're not wrong.
Can any good anons introduce me to a nice 2d lady that can cheer me up?
>>142843133
Sure, Anon.
This is Ichigo. She is a voice actress.
>>142842922
You're a broken, cynical masochist so you want an even more broken waifu. I guess you like heavy metal share some typical physical traits of metalheads (long hair, using sunglasses, leather jackets, t-shirts with iron maiden logos or the like)
You're probably bad at pleasing people, women specially, because you are self-centered and only want others to please you without giving much in exchange.
>>142843133
Watch more anime with cute girls and no males preferred
This applies to EVERYONE that wants a waifu and feel love
>>142843133
>>142843133
Watch more anime and read more manga. You'll eventually find her.
>>142843189
Other than the metal head traits pretty much spot on.
>>142840946
Here we go
>>142843286
Of course i don't have a GF, she's already my waifu after all.
>>142843191
>>142843207
Thanks guys. I've only really been reading and watching battle shounen, it gets pretty stale.
I'm gonna beging watching Flying Witch, I see threads about it from time to time and it lookscomfy.
>>142843286
You:
a). have no older sister
b). lean more towards the submissive side of the spectrum
>>142843338
you've never had a girlfriend and thus idealize a character whose attachment to and enamorment with you goes to the extreme
This thread is baka.
>>142843286
You're just a fuccboi that wants to be dominated but have some kind of leverage by being better at something else, like your intelligence, so that you don't get an inferiority complext towards your waifu.
Thing is, you aren't that smart, so you don't really have anything going in your favor.
Apparently I like 2D women and have no GF. The deep insight has enlightened me.
>>142843098
>>142843286
I'll give this a go.
>>142843098
>>142843286
The only posts that matter.
>>142842307
Don't worry, I'm with you ALL THE WAY on Erina my man. Obv best girl & best waifu
>>142843305
You're a lonely bastard that would easily throw his current life away. You're dominant but secretly want to be submissive when it comes to women.
>>142843064
True, except that the boredom has given way to self-defeating pessimism and a wish to die.
>>142843133
Try Fire Emblem Fates 2bh with you, family. That is, if you don't mind a girl that has a 3D model.
>>142843170
You have mediocre taste because you don't like Hare. But at least you're not an Arisa fag. You might like the idea of a girl who is committed to you enough to sacrifice herself. This might be because when you've dedicated yourself to a woman before, you found your loyalty was not returned.
>>142843286
I'd take a bf too, senpai. Like pic related.
>>142843441
You are in real need of some love. I think you are very naive, sensible and have trust issues. Probably had some dysfunctional/unhealthy relationship in the past, or are at least the kind that is likely to get into one.
Maybe your mom didn't give you enough affection.
>>142843382
A family is your dream. You also dream a lot about growing old with her.
>>142843667
Manslut.
rate me up
>>142843286
>>142843429
Get out filth
>>142843727
You like sluts
>>142843744
You like sluts
>>142843706
You like dead sluts
>>142843323
waifu =/= gf
>>142843382
>>142843423
>>142843553
Nice analytics, but I just posted that because it's related to my "NO GF" post.
None of the girls in Majikoi are my waifu.
Plus anyone with good taste would pick:
Mayuzumi > Miyako >= Momoyo >= Chris > Kazuko (she's not bad but a sister type instead of romantic type)
ill give it a whirl
>>142840946
Femdom
>>142841067
amputee
>>142841811
fivehead
>>142842091
uniform
>>142842200
Useless moe
>>142842264
sister fetish
>>142842307
tsundere femdom
>>142842410
Dyke fetish
>>142842910
genki retard moe
>>142842922
yandere
>>142843305
Feet
>>142843338
generic yandere
>>142843382
oppai class rep
>>142843649
smelly hikikomori fetish
>>142843667
Feet
>>142843744
Bland child hood friend
>>142843788
loli necrophilia
Sorry if i skipped yours but i just cant remember them too well, if i did watch/read where they are from
>>142843788
your a filthy fat paedo
>>142843782
I think that you are lost, fuck off
>>142843661
My enlightment has deepened. I like 2D women, I have no GF and my eyes have been opened that I browse /a/!
Truely such mastery of the human psyche is a gift from the gods!
>>142843812
jaded bastard
>>142843877
Was just stating facts about the people who like their waifu. How does that make me jaded?
>>142843564
Most of this feels pretty accurate. Only had a couple of gfs. First one had a rough ending. Second one ended up cheating. She broke it off since she felt bad that I forgave her. We became acquaintances after that. Been rocking single for past couple of years lol.
>>142843527
Very accurate. Good guess anon
>>142843778
You're insecure but you don't have to be.
>>142843780
Nigga you just got good taste I don't know what to say.
>>142843788
Prisma Ilya=boring shallow lolicon
F/SN Ilya=extreme lolicon king
>>142841067
You're in your mid-twenties at least and into MILFs, which are now women your own age. You love the tomboyish type because you feel like you can be more real with them or that there are fewer barriers or risks of miscommunication.
>>142843133
Another idea: watch Bleach until the end of the Soul Society arc. Rukia's so cute.
>>142843667
You're an unhealthy, pathetic neckbeard and you long to be dominated by a young woman.
>>142843782
I didn't say anything that indicated I thought that pic was your waifu.
>>142843812
I'll admit I do find genki girls endearing, but
>retard
Nigger, fight me.
Also, you're supposed to be describing anons, not their waifus.
>>142843840
You like excitable girls that are maybe naive or inexperienced, but so sweet at heart. This is because you long to believe in the good in people.
>>142843890
It's pretty jaded to have fun by specifically guess everyone's fetishes alone. I would do it to.
>>142843950
I forgot the word generic for her too.
You denying that she is retarded?
>>142843782
>kazuko last
Yeah, you're an irredeemable piece of trash. Get out.
>>142843840
You love to tease people and exploit their naivety even though you too are sometimes very ingenuous too. You probably get easily distracted and your mind gets blank in certain situations like when the employee at subway asks you what you want in your sandwich.
>>142843973
And what does a non-generic genki girl look like? Name three. What's retarded about her? The fact she doesn't get how other people feel? Her desire to believe in the supernatural?
come at me faggots
>>142843133
>>142843339
Try to get more into "cute girls" shows, especially shows with a large female cast. Idolshit, haremshit, and sometimes SoL shit are good for these because they are essentially a choose-your-own-waifu show
>>142844257
Assman. You really miss your highschool days.
>>142844269
>liking worst girl
Guess we all know you have shit taste now.
>>142844257
You wouldn't mind getting NTRed by a dog.
>>142843812
>smelly hikikomori fetish
Close, I AM the smelly hikikomori.
>>142844257
Nothing to complain about beyond the fact she's lesbo. Would have been best girl otherwise. In light of that, the pink haired, forever-chuuni girl is best girl. I'll agree with >>142844286 on the high school part, or at least that you wish you had made more of your time in high school social life wise, especially with girls.
>>142840946
Hard Mode time faggots
>>142844300
You still have some of that childish love for super-powers and magic that you just cant get rid of
>>142844042
You're a hisokafag
>>142844162
You like "complex" girls but really what appeals to you is tough girls with cute faces and little inhibitions
>>142843967
You want to nurture a girl to an extent and form an attachment through that. Essentially Hikaru Gengi
>>142844398
What do you mean by "complex" Aside from that spot on so far
>>142843620
Hanekawa would age like wine, of course I'd dream about that
Making her into a mother is top priority
>>142844436
>What do you mean by "complex" Aside from that spot on so far
I'm saying you're being facetious
>>142843812
>Femdom
The opposite, i like to dominate girls that act though or have a facade or indifference but are actually cute and sensible in the inside. But different from average tsundere i like it when they can still come back at me with snarky comments or the like.
Nice egostroking blog thread. Subscribed.
>>142843382
You want someone to make your decisions for you.
>>142843133
Fuzzy feelings inside anon
>>142843441
You need a woman who lead the relationship, but you also like when they let you have it.
>THEY DON'T HAVE HAREMS
Fire away
>>142844076
>Sexualizing Kazuko instead of loving her only platonically as her older bro and nakama
Choke on nigger dick and die.
>>142844666
8 chances to pick a good waifu and you still manage to have shit taste, gg Lucy.
It's this kind of shit that made God hate you
>>142843382
>you've never had a girlfriend and thus idealize a character whose attachment to and enamorment with you goes to the extreme
Accurate.
>>142844701i just saved the picture it isn't mine, just wanted to see the reaction to it
FLCL was cool tbf
>>142844666
666 ayy lmao
Also nice choice, comr/a/de
>>142844677
You are under that podium sucking him off right now.
>>142843890
You just listed off random memes, several of them hateful.
>>142844678
Your show doesn't exist, MC-kun.
>>142844651
If you turned into a girl overnight, you'd try to seduce your best friend.
>>142844678
You like worms and fish and often find yourself shitposting. You also sometimes bolt awake screaming "FINDS A WAAAAAAAY!"
>>142844828
you like your bed and pillow extremely soft
My own true waifu
No jokes about German coal industry please
>>142844666
More than one waifu will destroy your laifu anon, you dont want that, do you?
>>142844960
You like timid girls with no personality because you lack one yourself.
You're also flustered very easily.
>>142844651
Yeah, I can agree with that.
Do me.
>>142845030
You have a good taste in women but they fail to be realistic.
>>142845053
Why not do the maids?
>>142844828
ah, not really, but kek'd hard
>>142845053
You're into Necrophilia.
>>142840946
>>142843171
don't be giving my waifu out as a suggestion like that
My waifu is the main female character of the show I'm currently watching.
>>142845173
You like big, hairy men.
>>142845196
You're an empty shell of a man.
>>142844593
accurate
my foresight extends a couple days into the future tops so planning things has never been a strong suit
Kurisu a cute.A cute!
>>142845196
You are all of /a/.
>>142845276
You accidentally gave one too many horas and you cant go back anymore
>>142845308
you have godlike tastes and I cant play your waifu for shit.
You want to lead a more adventurous life and prefer to steer clear of minor conflicts. You also might be in a bit of a shell and want someone who will banter and tease you a bit to bring you out.
>>142845276
A simple man who wants to be tightly cuddled.
>>142845363
You're a winner.
>>142845363
You were supposed to be born with a retarded twin sister but you reabsorbed her cells a few weeks into the pregnancy.
Your love for her is compensation for this fact.
>>142845075
i persume that you take life pretty ironic, but deep down you seem to be insecure. you like strong, intelligent women, but they are out of range for you.
>>142845415
...sounds logical i guess
>>142845192
I'm trying to introduce people to the cuteness that's Sore ga Seiyuu, Anon.
Make way for superior taste, faggots
>>142845242
>>142845288
Accurate.
>>142845363
Fortune: Brushing a sisters teeth leads to lifelong regret.
>>142844638
You don't even like fried chicken or watermelon
I think you're more likely to want to have a cute daughteru to dote on moreso than a waifu, but the innocence, cute bathing suits, and cute dresses and so on can be quite alluring to you.
Are you feeling sometimes depressingly alone despite having some friends?
>>142844371
You most defnitely like cute girls acting outside the norm.
You could be interested in3drelationships and if you are
you'd dearly like a best friend to grow alongside of and learn the intricacies of a relationship with, without the hassle or possibility of being cheated on because you would never do that. But you wouldn't trust yourself to pick the right girl or feel like if she was good enough for you, you wouldn't be good enough for her. Some self-loathing issues/inferiority complex? Do you have a particular sweet tooth?
As for Sekibanki, although she's not really /a/ and I'm not sure if I'd call her an honest to god waifu, I'm quite fond of her, more so than most. Although I'm also fond of a lot of touhous and spunky, cute girls like Megumin here >>142845030
>but anon she's just going to cuck you
I know. It's okay. Even if she's just going to dump me when I'm used up and worn out, I'd do it just to be with her.
>>142840946
You think of people as tools you can use at your convenience.
>>142845712
You're a Kurd.
>>142840946
you're a pinoy
Pls no bully
>>142845821
You browse /g/.
>>142845821
yandere, but not too yandere. you probably sat through the whole of love live, respect.
>>142845834
>implying
Don't you even dare try to talk shit about her, you scumbag.
>>142845897
>sat trhought he whole of love live
I could barely even watch the first episode before yawning and falling asleep from boredom.
Sorry.
>>142843638
You have good taste
>>142844257
Dat hairclip
>>142845681i'm not sure on whether to admire your honesty or just feel bad about myself
>>142846039
You're from fucking Finland.
>>142846091
You're my friend anon
>>142846039
Follow up from >>142846119
...however you can't go wrong with any of the K-ons so good choice anon.
>>142845662
>>142845662
>You don't even like fried chicken or watermelon
H-how did you know????
>I think you're more likely to want to have a cute daughteru to dote on moreso than a waifu
100% accurate
I want to pay her on the head and dress her up before we go for a walk
>Are you feeling sometimes depressingly alone despite having some friends?
Is this a trick question
![[Tsundere] To Aru Kagaku no Railgun S - 06 [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][F5A761EC].mkv_snapshot_09.55_[2015.12.06_13.20.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y1V3ORq.jpg "[Tsundere] To Aru Kagaku no Railgun S - 06 [BDRip h264 1920x1080 10bit FLAC][F5A761EC].mkv_snapshot_09.55_[2015.12.06_13.20.45].jpg")
>>142846253
you are borderline pedophile and like sluts.
Best nationality
Best girl of series
>>142843788
You want to be my son in law
>>142846311
You're wrong. I don't like sluts
>>142846345
>borderline pedophile still fits
saten is a slut
>>142845280
Please.
first one is one you dont know
best girl in kyoani history
>>142846617
Cheery social girls da bes.
>no Holo
Holo!
>>142846429
You're a closet homosexual.
>>142846617
A man with perfect taste.
![[Coalgirls]_Haibane_Renmei_03_(1280x720_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[DC8513B5].mkv_snapshot_20.53_[2016.01.10_15.35.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IqQUQmL.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Haibane_Renmei_03_(1280x720_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[DC8513B5].mkv_snapshot_20.53_[2016.01.10_15.35.24].jpg")
>>142846798
Reminder.
Curious.
>>142840946
Can I post my husbando?
>>142847013no.
Come at me /a/
>>142847013
Rejoice anon as your husbando is the best character aswell as he did literally nothing wrong
>>142840946
You like femdom and gloved handjobs
>>142847438
You are responsible, also you have good taste
>>142847655
You have a hair fetish and a psycho sister.
Okay, I'll bite.
best waifu
>>142845712
You have become so disillusioned with the world around you that you think that the only one that could save you by distracting yourself with something else that gives you both satisfaction and control.
>>142840946
a best
>>142848385
You love Mami Kawada.
>>142845276
You like dominant women who lack the concept of consent
>>142848528
tomoko was to cringy for you, so you picked her.
dont want to sound rude, but you are probably overweight and want something to protect.
Have fun.
>>142841067i'm not a newfag as i've watcher over 150 anime
>>142847754
You like fun, oneechan-like girls.
>>142840946
>>142848651
Introvert person who prefers cuddling to wild sex.
>>142840946
>>142848918
100% accurate.
>>142848902
Person with terrible taste in shows who also may be a fur-fag
>>142843338
>>142843667
>>142843788
>>142845030
>>142846323
>>142848692
>>142848902
Fucking seriously? Fuck off to the /b/ waifu threads.
>>142848586
Of course I do. I even went to Japan for her final concert.
>>142848991
>How can you like that i dont like?
>>142848991
/b/ has waifu threads?
>>142849056
I don't dislike any of those girls but there is no way any sane person can "have" them as their waifu.
>>142849063
Yeah, pretty much 24/7 since half a year or so, at least there's always their general in the catalog when I skipp through. Even for /b/ standards it's pretty cancerous.
>>>/b/689507855
Image limit so they make a new one, day in and out. >>>/b/689521766
The show has so many best girls like Rio and Noel but Filicia is just my type.
>>142849167
Looks gross.
>>142849167
>I don't dislike any of those girls but there is no way any sane person can "have" them as their waifu
>any sane person can "have" them as their waifu
What are you implying? Popular girls cannot be waifus? You can only have one from obscure anime?
>>142849270
It's not about popularity you idiot, it's about the girls either being incredibly unrealistic in a way that is just stupid or batshit insane. Go "waifu" Asuka for all I care, she's rather shallow but definitely not as retarded as Yuno for example.
>>142849347
Nothing wrong with batshit insane girls, i think its cute.
>>142849167
I'm glad she doesn't seem to get posted there. It's bad enough that sometimes some /a/ plebs think they can "claim" her.
>>142849432
Hence the sane. It might be cute in a ridiculous way but if you actually love, or think you love, a girl for it you must not be entirely right in the head.
>>142849538
The bad thing is that a few times they made a thread on /a/ and all of those retards were in there in minutes, they probably all browse this board.
>>142849167
>there is no way any sane person can "have" them as their waifu
If loving my waifu means I'm not completely sane, then so be it.
ITT: Retards who use the term "waifu" as girl(s) that I find attractive and like
>>142851117
You browse /fa/.
>>142847438
You like hanging out with people who are smarter than you and you like being told what to do. You are gullible and whenever anyone says anything vaguely profound you gain a sizable amount of respect for them. You are the king of person who walks out of a test and says, "LOL that was so easy!" and gets a C. Also you are 5'5"-5'7".
>>142845821
You are a true patrician, and know an intelligent girl when you see one. You also know who is kind and who is mean pretty easily, and value kindness and honesty in friendship above all.
My turn now, I expect only compliments.
>>142840946
Would take either to be honest
>>142851741
![[HorribleSubs] Musaigen no Phantom World - 11 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_22.03_[2016.03.16_19.10.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gp8RIPZ.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Musaigen no Phantom World - 11 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_22.03_[2016.03.16_19.10.22].jpg")
Ooh ooh let me try:
You're all attention-starved /soc/ faggots.
>>142849347
Normal people aren't sane anyway. They just share the same delusions and convince themselves they're sane, so I don't see the problem.
Give me your worst, /a/.
Give me your worst.
