What is Rosehip doing out there alone?
GuP thread
>Be tank
>See this
What do?
first for yuri
Has anyone sent our delusions over to Futaba?
I know they already know, but I want them to see our expanded delusions.
>>142814363
Blow it from the sky
I spilled yogurt.
>>142814404
What are you talking about? The theory itself is mainly from Japanese twitters and etc
>>142814321
>What is Rosehip doing out there alone
She's driving circles around the rest of the tanks.
>>142814363
Zig-zag and make (as) sharp turns (as possible) while running for cover.
No rockets, no AT guns, they'll have a hard time hitting a mobile target.
>>142814404
They lurk here so they probably know.
/a/non's assuming that we are able to create our own Senshado school, what Tanks would we use and how would we utilise them?
>>142814439
Which one do you think Rosehip would like to take off first when having sex? Bra or panties?
>>142814404
The Shimada family remains whole and undivided
>>142814470
Pantsu first.
>>142814469
I'm taking the IS-3.
Rate my taste
>>142814469
The cheapest ones, and very poorly.
>>142814469
What's our theme music?
>>142814506
Not bad at all, plenty of room to improve but not cancer.
>>142814469
The rest of the rest, misfits, failed designs and everything that no other school would want even for free.
>Nina's krokodil trades two more volleys and another Pershing even after Nonna's IS-2 goes down, bodyblocking for Katyusha
>Continuation's Christie performing death-defying acrobatics to take down what I at first mistook for a fucking train gun even as all the wheels fly off
>Chihatan manages to suppress their urge to TENNO HEIKA BANZAI and digs in for protracted guerrilla warfare before getting pentakilled by Arisu
>L3/33 ROLLERCOASTER
>Porsche "The Wall" Tiger keeps fighting until the engine implodes right at the very end
Goddamn this movie fills me with determination.
Flying tanks when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=104tQfcK1sI
>>142814476
That doesn't deny the possibility of Chiyo keeping a tight lid on the truth.
Besides, Ribbon Warrior was made long before S2.
>>142814469
M18 Hellcat. Apply enclosed turret conversion, remove brakes.
>>142814519
This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uf-gQNjCoc
>>142814563
The movie*S2 never[/spoiler];~;
>>142814506
>SoftBank
>>142814469
Tanks that are comfy and easy to hide so they fit our hikikomori-lifestyle.
>>142814469
CV33 together with Duce.
>>142814563
>>142814590
RW happened after the series, possibly even after the movie. Regardless, that scene would've happened after the movies either way.
>>142814592
Wait a fucking minute, is Erwin just wearing her Afrika Korps Jacket and nothing else?
>>142814469
Mass chaos interspersed with fan-girling over the leaders of the other more respected schools.
Tactics involve tremendous use of baiting tactics of varying effectiveness followed by TOTSUGEKI!
At least once we try to get a Tsar Tank on to the field.
We also blast a combination of J-Pop and war marches from loud speakers during battle.
>>142814602
Dont you mean Chubby Child
>>142814469
Sentinels and BT-42s.
>>142814608
Doesn't necessarily mean it's free of continuity errors.
>>142814432
I really like his artstyle.
>>142814583
That's some hard core psy-ops right there. Not sure if torture like that is Senshado-legal though.
>>142814617
Before or after our training sessions turn into massive orgies because we are now all little girls?
>>142814645
It's so rapeable.
>>142814655
Both
>>142814469
Just a bunch of Valiants.
>>142814655
More like mass blushing and stuttering while averting our direct eye contact.
>>142814674
I meant it more made her look seductive but sure, be a degenerate.
>>142814726
>implying you wouldn't
>>142814726
Isn't that /a/'s natural state?
>>142814755
Of course, she's my wife. But only with her consent and in a loving manner.
>>142814469
Whatever we can get our hands on. I'll bring a Cromwell.
I want a GuP spinoff 'Alice in the Panzerland' but have no idea where to throw my money
>>142814469
Like Ooarai, we'd be massively outgunned and out-experienced in every battle, and our lineup would be a chaotic mishmash because everyone would want to use their tankfuand we'd be poor as fuck
Also, LOTS more yuri.
If Anteater team can get /fit/, we can make it too, lads.
>Girls, it's been a long match, it's been a tough match. You've fought bravely, proudly for your school. You're a special group. You've found in one another a bond that exists only in combat, among sisters. You've shared tanks, held each other in dire moments. You've seen white flags and suffered together. I'm proud to have served with each and every one of you. You all deserve long and happy school lives in peace.
>>142814825
Let's write and produce it ourselves.
I take the Carro Veloce.
>>142814519
https://youtu.be/2O_oMJvg2g4?t=34s
>>142814469
>Half of the team is BT-42s with anons spamming Christie suspension
>The other half is a bunch of FUCKING CVs chanting DUCE DUCE DUCE
I'll take something fast and be the top speedster.
>>142814469
>Tank mounted with loudspeaker
>Stick to knife fight range around enemies while the sound of the crew singing is blasted out the speakers
>dodge incoming shots and never return fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GLvBLO-blY
>>142814469
Tanks are for girls. We are going to soar the skies, buddies!
>>142814904
>Planes
Take your gay shit elsewhere
>>142814904
then how come noriko gets to ride a type 89
>>142814469
Bob Semple
Alkett Minenräumer
Sturmtiger
O-I
Tortoise
Kugelpanzer
Grote Tank
T-35
Coelian
H-39 Beuttepanzer with 38cm Wurfrahmen
Sicherungsfahrzeug UE(f)
120mm gun Chi-Ha
>>142814923
Even in a tank movie, it's a plane that saves the day.
Now tell me anon, where did the B 29 touched you.
https://a.pomf.cat/kqacvw.webm
>>142814612
>"Yukari, i want you to draw me while wearing the hat.
>ONLY the hat."
>>142814903
>fit every tank with a loudspeaker
>non-stop singing from one tank
>another forgot to turn theirs off before starting an in-tank orgy
>third one runs rampant within the formation, broadcasting "FUN IS THE ENEMY" "STOP HAVING FUN"
And then we get fucked from all sides because with the noise we make, no one ever has to scout out our positions.
>>142814469
Because 380 mm or rocket-propelled "fuck you!", that's why!
>>142814904
Is there any info on the regulations on planes in the gupverse?
>>142814885
>>142814889
>>142814903
All of these.
I've always been partial to the idea of tank jousting in a 38(t), myself.
>>142814904
>not being the little girl
Where do you think you are?
>>142814985
Why can't I get pomf links to load?
>>142815021
Boys learn aerial maneuvering from a young age, just like girls learn sensha-do. Nothing else about it, besides KMM's zeppelin and Saunder's C5.
What is going on here?
I'd give Rosehip a sabot right through her lower glacis, if you know what I mean.
>>142814469
Armored lumberjack Chi-Ha.
NOTHING but armored lumberjack chi-has
>>142815065
Perhaps a sequel to THAT doujin?
>>142815081
What are you trying to do? TOTSUGEKI?
inside
>>142815081
Those things crewed by screaming Chihatan crew members.
>>142815064
I'm really hoping that they make some material on the boys as well.
>>142815062
I dunno, it is a pretty big webm, perhaps you just need to wait for it to load?
>>142815079
>130mm
What happens when it hits human body?
>>142814469
Balanced mix of the following
Tsar tank
KV-VI "Behemoth"
Armored quadricicle
Merkava painted to resemble a Pz IV
I want to cream my pasta between her thighs
>>142815093
Theres not much of a cast left for a sequel, anon...
>>142815134
Every single pomf link I've tried, I get a browser error saying the website took too long to load, so...
>>142815139
Nothing, as long as you're carbon coated.
>>142815139
You'd probably die.
>>142814904
fuck off, winged faggot.
How come child service dont take alice form her mother. She is obviously putting her daughter in danger by letting her play senshado at 12 years old.
>>142815239
what are you?
Katyusha invites you to her personal gulag in her basement. What do?
>>142815141
>>142815141
>Using a Jew tank
>>142815141
>Merkava painted to resemble a Pz IV
Choo Choo
>>142815258
Hitler didn't, and look what happened to him.
>>142815145
>St. Gloriana-KMM Prequel Desert Match
>Chihatan-Saunders with Chihatan fielding mostly infantry
>Keizoku-Pravda
>>142815257
I accept her invitation.
>>142815257
>implying there is any way you can refuse
>>142815273
It's chou chou.
>>142815303
It's chōchō
>>142815283
Are limbs and intestines really that important in senshado?
>>142815322
Es chocho
>>142814645
Will the artist make an image with Alice and Aya? Something like pressing their soft cheeks together while recieving a messy facial cumshot.
Who's going to watch a spin-off about School Ship F1 Tournament?
>>142815303
I'm pretty sure it's Chow Chow
>>142815176
That's odd, can you load the main Pomf page?
https://pomf.cat/
>>142814469
Lend-lease Shermans in Slav service
Butterfly
>>142815395
I hope they have one eye closed.
>>142814469
Dongtanks. Dongtanks everywhere
>>142815473
>>142815249
Senshado is safe you fag. Those uni girls on the other hand...
>>142815473
That's not Greek
>>142815491
>>142815527
Can't argue your point, Anon
>>142815527
I want to be Arisu and get raped by those three girls.
Every. Night.
>>142814985
Great anon!
>Shiho has two beautiful and talented daughters
>Chiyo has only one
No wonder Chiyo is so upset at the Nishizumis
>Serve murder
OK, I admit, meme and all, but this one is quite good.
>>142815323
I want to see the Finns take out entire battalions of Soviets hidden in the snow.
>Comrade, when you hear the kantele, you hide in the fucking snow and crawl out of there. My friends from the 55th? They went in there, and never came back. We found them the next day. The snow was red. But the strange part? All their tanks? Gone. Their weapons? Taken. Their clothes? Vanished.
>>142815593
Yeah but her's is a better piece of ass.
>>142815593
they love each other really
>>142815575
I don't think it qualifies as rape if you want it.
>>142815575
I want to give a tongue bath to Arisu after those three had their way with her body.
>>142815609
>If they were all dead, how do you know of kantele, comrade?
>>142815696
I-I... uhh...
>>142815609
Finns didn't take clothing, though. What they did was let the corpses stiffen and freeze, then prop it upright to serve as a makeshift scarecrow for any nearby soviet troops in the area.
I'm guessing the intention was originally to make it easier to recover the fallen in the deep snow, but that kind of got lost in translation.
>>142815696
They reported hearing music over the radio before going out, comerade Comissar! They thought it would be easy pickings!
>>142815736
That was actually just a "Mika is a thief" meme but that's pretty spooky.
You learn things every day.
Would you rather be Erika and get brutally raped by all Nishizumis or be Arisu and get gently raped by the Uni girls?
>>142815598
>3 people were killed
>human flesh shield
Chink translation is brutal.
>>142815777
Arisu if there's a mirror or someone records us. Erika otherwise.
>>142815754
>Winter War Soviets
>Radio
>>142815593
>Nishizumi girls> Shimada girl
>Shimada mom> Nishizumi mom
>>142815431
Nope.
>>142815791
Reminder that human flesh constitutes the basic ingredients for carbon coating.
>>142815777
Erika
>>142815791
>>142815823
>Why don't any of the commanders get hit even if their heads are out of the tank?
>Human flesh constitutes the basic ingredients for carbon coating
>>142815823
>Too spooky
>>142814469
All of us would be lesbian.
>>142815823
Carbon coating is people!
>>142815810
Uh... The battallion has a radio, comerade Commissar. How would we receive orders and report otherwise?
What would happen if they gave birth to son?
I mean, er, he's going to be loved just as much as daughter, r-right?
>>142815869
>Average training session
>>142815810
Was she sent to the gulag in the bowels of the pravda carrier and made to work constantly except for the breaks where she's raped by 10 sweaty burly men as a punishment?
>>142815890
>What would happen if they gave birth to son?
In Shiho's case, she would likely let her husband raise him.
>>142815132
> any material about boys
Disgusting.
>>142815890
Where do you think the carbon coating comes from? Are you slow anon?
How would you comfort a depressed Anchovy?
>>142815929
Buy her a new wig
>>142815929
pasta
>>142815929
Fill her bathtub with freshly cooked pasta and dip her in.
>>142815890
>implying they don't have sons that are Ace pilots but are not in touch with their families because they have a Benis.
>implying one of them didn't became the best salaryman ever only to insult god and become glorious reichsloli
Remember that carbon constitutes 18.5% of human flesh.
>>142815881
I want to hug and comfort Momo.
>>142815890
He learns the Nizhisumi plane style based on Hartman or something.
>>142815777
Elektra
>>142815929
Spread my salsa bianca on her pasta
>>142815890
>give birth
>head of a senshado school
>having sons
>implying
>tfw you realize there might have been tens of aborted Nishizumi/Shimada boys
>tfw you can imagine Shiho piledriving her husband every night with that same emotionless glare until they started turning up daughters
>>142815996
I want to marry her.
>>142815303
It's Tao Tao
>>142815993
>Maho's Zhensui
Hot damn
>>142815974
I know what you mean.
Momo is the cutest.
>>142815865
Wait, if the human body is mostly oxygen, carbon and hydrogen how do we not spontaneously combust all the time?
>>142815815
Sounds like the problem is on your end then, could be your firewall, or maybe your ISP is blocking it?
Where is Pravda's gulag, anyways?
>>142815926
I'd give anything for a anime about planes similar to gup.
>>142816024CARBONCOATEDMOLECULES
>>142816038
With girls? sure, I'd like that.
With boys, GTFO
I want to see Miho's onii-san going home for vacation and calling herbuddy
>>142816006
>tfw you can imagine Shiho piledriving her husband every night with that same emotionless glare until they started turning up daughters
Would you get married to the Nishizumi or Shimada family only to become a stud providing semen?
>>142815929
Cook up some lasagna for her
>>142816024
>Wait, if the human body is mostly oxygen, carbon and hydrogen how do we not spontaneously combust all the time?
Because we are mostly water. Water is hydrogen that had already combusted.
Do you think Anchovy hates her life?
How much is this whole Boys und Flugzeuge canon?
![[AK] Girls und Panzer - 12 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_15.31_[2016.06.13_09.36.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jtkPBMk.jpg "[AK] Girls und Panzer - 12 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_15.31_[2016.06.13_09.36.50].jpg")
Shouldn't this shot have penetrated? Or did it hit an angled plate?
>>142816142
I can still hear it.
I want to do senshado with /a/!
>>142816121
If you need to even think about that you should put your head into the Carl's barrel then pull the trigger.
>>142815890
Best case, the son would get paid by Shiho to keep quiet about his relation to the Nishizumi family.
Most likely is that he'll be put up for adoption.
>>142816260
>implying papa doesn't have his own flight school, which is the best in Japan
>>142816179
Tiger is 80mm on the side, and it looks like the shell hit the corner between 2 plates so I guess it makes enough sense.
>>142815916
Thats a weird looking mountain... I could feel it calling to me.
>>142816121
Honestly?Probably, yeah.
>>142816150
>KMM has a dirigible
>Saunders has a flying supercarrier
>Pravda has a giant watercraft
>Anzio has a single beat-up pickup truck
>only got to bring one of the bar-none worst tank(ette)s in all of sensha-do that can't even hack it in tankathalon
>because they either knew that they were so useless as a team that nobody wanted their help or because they were too broke to fix the P-40 or semoventes
>Duce ends up being a lynchpin of the coalition strategy and arguably the coalition's MVP
>even with their single shitty tankette and no money, they still get to ride home in their pickup with tales of victory and heroism and eat pasta with friends
I don't know, sounds like a good life to me. Money can't buy you happiness, anon.
>Nishizumi family
>son
![[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_01.42.02_[2016.06.02_01.08.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xCRXXhr.jpg "[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_01.42.02_[2016.06.02_01.08.51].jpg")
>>142816373
The Uni team found out way too late. God bless pasta.
>>142814469
Are strikers senshado legal?
>>142816412
>Pepperoni sitting there all casual
Can't decide if too baka or just brave
>>142816244
Do you really, really want to?
>>142816409
I never got that one.
>>142816452
Better than Duce.
Do you think Anzio will ever be able to upgrade from CV-33s toCV-35s? If they can get the (c) model, the 20mm gun might allow them to actually engage something as tough as aType 89
![[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_01.50.00_[2016.06.13_09.51.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vnNGVz2.jpg "[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_01.50.00_[2016.06.13_09.51.35].jpg")
The sub-commanders' Pershings have geometric symbols assigned to them.
>>142815570
Monster
>>142815593
Just how fucking rich is this school?
>>142816579
Very
>>142816579
As rich as FREEDOM can be.
>>142816579
Their budget is the same as the US military annual spending
>>142816373
You forgot that their beat-up pickup truck has something invaluable:a working stereo
>>142816624
Anzio confirmed never to have played against Keizoku.
>>142816150
Why? Yeah, sometimes she probably asks herself why her team is such a bunch of morons, but overall she seems to have a lot of fun.
>>142816579
Very rich, but they compensate by their skill.
>>142816537
The Nishizumis reproduce without the need of sperms
>>142816563
That might actually give them a chance at defeating Chihatan in 3 minutes instead of 10.
Do Italian anons like Duce and Anzio?
>>142816579
Do you think they have T29s, T30s and T28s?
>>142816652
All her student love her probably because they pity her, since she tries so hard with her shitty italian inventory.
>>142815593
>implying Chiyo only has one daughter
>>142816735
Who the fuck actually cares what real italians think
>>142816523
I do
>>142816570
I didn't realize it was "officially" listed on the scoreboard as well, good catch.
>>142816903
I want to look up her black peak if you catch my multitrack drift.
>>142816903
If only the school had been disbanded, she could have joined Kuro.
>>142817011
I want tocomforther andhug her and gently hold her hand
>>142816806
I do
>>142814557
This is why we need the spin-off with flying boys.
I want a cover of Yuki no Shingun song by Chihatan Academy.
>>142815593
But alice is more beautifull that both the nishizumi girls combined. No trying to say the pair of sister are ugly but the shimada genes are too marvelous.
In my opinion the nishizumi sister arent even as beautifull as shiho. Her dam fault for mating with an inferior male i presume.
>>142817150
>song
*sung
>>142816563
You baka, they ALREADY are CV/35s
>>142817221
They specifically called them CV33s in the OVA.
>>142816412
well, they could have dropped a single girl as a lookout.
>>142816563
That 20mm was enough to defeat a long list of targets taht include the fucking Panther if you can find the right angle - and it being Anzio we're talking about, you can't discount it.
>>142816373
Then again, the only person who is truly, absolutely happy is the village idiot.
Still, as you pointed out, Chubby Child is able to make due with what she has and still have a pasta shell of a time out there. In the end, that's all that matters
>>142817238
Yeah but they aren't. CV 33 only had one MG, CV 35 is the model with 2 MGs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L3/35#L3.2F33
>>142817011
>>142816659
That explains the wire tapping
![[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_01.58.27_[2016.06.08_13.17.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZiV4Ekv.jpg "[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_01.58.27_[2016.06.08_13.17.02].jpg")
>>142817281
>the only person who is truly, absolutely happy is the village idiot.
They're all happy though.
>>142814506
>anchovy
>4th
Kill yourself
>>142817286
they even say aloud the caliber in the movie
Are there any doujins ofOorai being very sad because they lost the tournament finals/the uni match and lost their school for good, and are comforted by the other schools?
>>142817331
>glory story
doesw it play AT ALL in the movie?
>>142817354
Tsuji, pls
>>142817354
I think Japan is already working on that,if you replace "other schools" with "rich faceless fat men".
>>142817286
So does that mean that Anzio upgraded their CVs before the OVA and Oarai's data was outdated?
>>142817354
Well you can fuck right off
>>142815197
>probably
So, you're saying there's a chance?
>>142816821
Well, I'll think about it later. I want to make it happen too.
>>142815765
It's almost silly how much shit Finns looted from soviets.
>Helmets
>Bullets
>Guns
>Tanks
>Airplane
>Random vehicles
>Field equipment
>>142817420
What's wrong with that? I just want to seeAnchovy telling Miho everything will be okay, and that they are there for them.
>>142817418
Or maybe just an oversight since they're practically the same vehicles. Maybe Anzio's tankettes are CV 33s that they modified themselves to mount the twin MG
>>142816735
Italianon here. I'm a Mihofag but I like Duce as well, she's the most fun Garupan and the mosthandsomeas well.
Ms Nishizumi, I'm Ministry of Education
>>142817519
>handsome
Nope.
>>142817551
Uhh, you don't get to bring chariots.
>>142817182
Miho and Maho are like Tatsuya of Tankery, so they can't help their below average looks. It's a small price for dominating the battlefields.
>>142817567
"It says right here that you're a faggot"
>>142817610
These aren't my chariots.
>>142817636
>Miho and Maho
>below average looks
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>142817636
Miho might be about average, but Maho is a beauty.
>>142817694
And why would I want them?
