The first step to accepting life is to choke the only human being left on Earth
>>142805167
>Asuka
>human
Transvestites aren't human and deserve to be choked on sight.
>>142805167
He's only doing what she asked -- her last words to him in instrumentality were "If I have to be with you, I'd rather die."
>>142805461
Mohammed is that you?
>>142805658
Is Evangeline the watchman of anime?
Since there are so many diffrent ways people can interpret it?
>>142805167
>only human being left on Earth
No.
>>142805167
the first step to rebuiding humanity is purifying the race by choking this blemish on human history
once she's dead he can begin anew
>>142805167
more might come
>>142805731
Eva is Talmudic garbage, senpai. See: gnostic and kabbalist shit and references.
t. Christian
>>142805167
>shitpost bait
nice thread reddit
>>142805167
"There can be only one!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs
>>142805731
Evangeline is the best loli vampire of anime
she wanted him to hold her.
>>142806231
No, she just wanted to be validated and feel wanted.
>>142806231
>memeplayer
>>142805167
>choking the last grill left on Earth
Shinji was a Reifag and a literal faggot at the same time.
>>142805461
Toilet lover pls go.
>>142806377
>Shinji was a Reifag
Nah, just a full blown faggot.
>>142806516
Shinji masturbated to Asuka's breasts.
He either straight or bisexual.
>>142806600
>inb4 tranny meme
yfw you realize he strangled her to wake her from her comatose state.
>last scene
>"How disgusting."
What did it mean?
>>142807449
He bonered while he was strangling her.
>>142807449
"You're still crying for me, even when I've stated I hate you, or like I can save you---
Discusting".
>>142807536
Damn you korean phone.
>disgusting.
>>142805461
islam pls
>>142805936
Christians will thankfully be exterminated soon
only superior non-religious realists like myself deserve to continue to breathe
>>142807608
Bit anon I believe in Hinduism.
>>142805461
>Transvestites
Ok i've watched eva 4 times did i miss something about asuka?
>>142807843
>>142806516
Kaworu is a hermaphrodite, closer to a female actually for being related to Adam, the mother of angels
>>142807869
Ok? whats the the problem with her belly button sticking out a bit? maybe she just had too much to eat that day or maybe she has an outty instead of an inny.
>>142807960
Actually, anon, Shinji is the hermaphrodite.
Kaworu was a good heterosexual christian boy all along.
>>142807985
He's joking.
They would have noticed the bulge in her panties when they first met her.
>>142805167
so why does everyone hate Asuka? shes begging to be hate fucked but hes just too much of a faggot to do it. its not her fault
>>142808020
The bulge is there.
>>142808020
>that horrid manface
Yikes. No wonder Asuka's mom an heroed.
>>142805461
Mah nigga
>>142808025
Asuka is a 2D version of your average menstruating landwhale cunt from tumblr.
Even worse she's a ginger mutt and is a transvestite.
Nothing to like about ''''''''''''''her''''''''''''
>>142808020
The Fuhrer would be proud.
>>142808033
So Shinji really was a homo after all.
>>142808091
but girls like Asuka submit to alpha male thunderchads. they are only cunts to everyone else
she acts like a real women but not like a tumblr bitch
>>142808148
That sounds like a tumblr bitch to me.
>>142808033
thats just her powerful firebush
>>142808176
except Asuka is actually hot as hell and its not all in her head
>>142808199
>Asuka is actually hot as hell
HAHAHAHAHA
>>142808025
She's prideful, and when she's humbled and rejected she spirals into depression instead of moving past it.
It goes contrary to the typical path of character development in shounen anime, in which characters may start out with moral flaws/issues but they eventually overcome them against all odds.
It's like how people hate Shinji because he's often irresolute and cowardly in a crisis. It's more realistic instead of idealistic, more what we are instead of what we want to be.
>>142808199
Honestly I thought Asuka was the least attractive female in the entire show.
Something about the way her face was drawn.
>>142805167
Or you know, fuck her to procreate
>>142808091
>>142808033
>>142808399
>>142808487
Where's the toilet poster when you need him?
>>142805167
He thought he was still in instrumentality.
Also
>the only human being left on Earth
Fuck off
>>142807449
Asuka is referring to Shinji masturbating to her
>>142808520
I've been posting a toilet this entire thread, anon.
![asuka_langley_soryu_vector_by_lucidxnitemare-d4xcjf3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DjunzIw.jpg "asuka_langley_soryu_vector_by_lucidxnitemare-d4xcjf3[1].png")
>>142808399
>>142808647
Nice man jaw, Mansuka!
Looks like the botox is treating you well.
>>142808687
It's really fascinating how people, even after 20 years, still have issues because of best girl
>>142808746
Yeah, it's like Rei is almost too perfect. No wonder people get angry at her out of jealousy.
>>142808775
yeah Rei is pretty good too
Actually, NGE only consists of best girls.
Who is best girl TO YOU boils down to personal taste.
I for one am going to marry Asuka Langley Soryu!
>>142808775
I agree Rei is best grill :^)
>>142808799
Gay marriage is immoral, anon.
>>142808814
Where'd you get that picture of Asuka?
>>142808830
why does my beautiful future wife trigger you so much that you call her a man?
>>142808814
that's rude
>/a/ in charge of recognizing a vulva
>>142808846
Asuka is canonically a man.
Wake up, sheeple.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/yLF1LD6.jpg "latest[1].png")
reminder that worst girl dies and best girl lives
>>142808879
Vulvas don't have penises coming out of them
>>142808886
Indeed. Rei surpassed time and space itself to become an omnipresent God. Truly best girl.
>>142808880
>breasts
>pussy
>beautiful as the glorious sun
>bright and lively like women should be
You can't get more woman than that
>>142808886
Calling Misato worst girl is rude.
If you are referring to Rei, she doesn't die.
>>142808949
>You can't get more woman than that
That's a great description for Rei. But as the canon and the images in this thread will show you, Asuka has none of those things. Dirty ginger tranny doll.
>>142805167
If there was only me and a girl left alive on Earth I'd kill myself while laughing and saying serves you right bitch.
>>142809004
>beautiful as the glorious sun
>describing Rei
confirmed for not having watched NGE
Rei is the moon
You should leave /d/ for a while too, you're seeing dicks everywhere.
>>142809053
Rei is as glorious as the sun, moon, and everything in fucking between. End of discussion.
Go fap to your ugly transvestite.
>>142809107
>seeing your waifu just as sex object
Reminder that you can't fuck or marry a god.
Rei would be disappointed in you anyway.
>>142809107
since you seem to be caught up on technicalities, rei is literally less of a women then asuka. especially at the end she is literally no longer a female
>>142809169
>especially at the end she is literally no longer a female
Surely her forehead pussy should count for something.
>>142809282
It's literally not there though
and kinda everywhere at the same time
hm
So since this is the eva thread, I just want to clarify something
Their is a preview at the end of ep 24, that is more or less scenes from EOE done on scrap paper.
Doesn't this confirm that EOE and 25/26 are happening at the same time?
>>142809350
No, that just means they they ran out of budget.
But it's confirmed anyway that EoTV and EoE happen at the same time.
>>142809107
>his waifu literally fucks every soul in the universe
>he gets cucked by everyone in this thread
Hahaha get Reifags btfo.
All the females (characters in general) in this show are very complex and have complicated motivations, flaws, and what some perceive as perks.
Physical attraction is not a valid thing to judge someone on, since said attraction is purely objective
There is no true best girl, there is no true worst girl*. These are all opinions.
*Except blonde science cunt
>>142809994
>bashing Ritsuko
why tho
I very much agree with you otherwise though, which is why I fucking hate red vs blue wars.
>>142805167
Its a test.
When Shinji choked Asuka during instrumentality/dream, she did nothing because in Shinji's "dream" he wanted her gone, so "dream-Asuka" did what Shinji wanted and did nothing.
When Shinji choked Asuka on the Beach/Reality "Real-Asuka" reacted to Shinji, proving to Shinji (compared to dream-Asuka) that he was in Reality.
>>142805461
inshallah
Test
>>142810047
Part of it was for the meme, I'll admit. But most of it was my genuine distaste for the character, what with the whole having a fling with the guy her mom had a thing with, I always found her boring and didn't see any upsides to her character besides "science lady"
I am open to new info or viewpoints that change my opinion, but i do not challenge anyone to provide such.
>>142810065
>same guy,
Its also a reference to episode 16.
The Shinji/Angel conversation, that consciousness is only possible when two conscious beings interact.
>>142805687
Actually muhamad made people accept tranvestite as normal humans so stoning dickgirls never was a thing in islam
>>142810121
I always felt she had quite the depth for a mere support character, at least not any less than the rest.
I liked her relationship to the Magi, her mother, Gendo and Misato.
She also had that lesbian pupil thing going.
I don't particularly like her either, but that's kind of understandable regarding her overall screen time.
Still better than Shinjis classmates though.
I think they all deserve love and happiness.
Shitty parents/being child soldiers could make anyone emotionally distant, scared, and abrasive. Rei, asuka and shinji deserve a better childhood.
>>142810595
But anon, haven't you seen the real, super-official ending? Everyone in SEELE is arrested, Gendo apologizes to Shinji and sacrifices himself to save the world, the angel DNA is removed from Kaworu and he is revived, Asuka gets over her mother's death and becomes a good person. Everyone lives happily ever after.
>>142810772
da fuck's thats from?
>>142810772
>Asuka gets over her mother's death and becomes a good person
literally what happens in EoE
>>142809350
That's only in the DC. In the OA the previews are for 25 and 26, not 25' and 26'.
>>142811089
Neat, good to know. I was almost hoping that the scenes from eoe were thought of during the OA.
Every thread, until youshave it
>>142805167
"Shinji... let's make ahout."
.
.
.
"Oh, baaaby."
(cue guitar)
>>142807869
i wonder what they were thinking when they drew her like a very hungry skeleton, the starving african kid tier hungry
>>142813657
Sadamoto was thinking, "My entire art style is based around anorexic girls."
>>142805731
What's to interpret with watchmen aside from it being shit?
>>142805731
NGE is better
>>142805167
This shit is really 2deep4you
And not even that open for interpretation shit.
> the only human being left on Earth
Re-watch the scenes before the beach one and this time actually listen to what's being literally said
>>142808091
>menstruating
>transvestite
I was about to believe you, but you ruined it.
>>142806308
she wanted to be violated*
>>142807869
that bulge is just her vagina bone sticking out
>waifu wars
>>142805167
Spoiler that shit you fuck!
>>142810047
>>142809994
Rei is worst, Ritsuko is second worst.
>>142810065
I don't remember her reacting though. After she is kil she says "you disgust me" which doesn't make sense because how can she say that when shes kil?
>>142808091
I want to stick my lubed and erect penis in an eye socket
The first step to accepting life is tohide your hard raging boner from the titty britty kitty.
>>142805167
>accept life
Nice meme. Life is not good. Never was, never will be. What's the point of accepting it?
>>142809107
How could you say no to this face anon?
>>142807869
are you blind?
>>142805167
It's a symbol you dingus.
He is stroking her now instead of his cock.
alright faggots whip out the mansuka bulges.
>>142822060
Kill yourself faggot.
>>142809994
In the original anime, there is a true best girl and her name is Rei Ayanami.
>>142807449
When they all became OJ every memory anyone ever had got shared with everyone else. So asuka knew that shinji wacked it to her comatosed body
>>142808687
Damnit Dobson
>>142823726
Untrue.
>>142817031
>I don't remember her reacting though. After she is kil she says "you disgust me" which doesn't make sense because how can she say that when shes kil?
What?
>>142824065
It is true.
>>142824241
Yes, it's true that it's untrue.
>>142824285
Be quiet. Rei Ayanami is the best girl in NGE, denying it is denying NGE itself.
>>142824448
You're delusional. Rei isn't even human, let alone a girl.
>>142824791
Rei Ayanami is the prototypical human, and would be the best girl even if she were a boy.
>>142824944
>if
