GuP Thread
>tfw you'll never watch the sun set from atop your family's personal tank
>>142792226
First for Alice is my beautiful wife!
i want shiho to dominate me
If I were to go on a romantic cross country road trip with Yukari, what senshado legal tank would be optimal for mileage and comfort?
I want Miho to cosplay other commanders.
>>142792270
Miho never cared about that though. By that point she's learned it's a sport, not war. If there were no extraneous considerations like the school shutting down and lives getting ruined she might be sad, but she'd probably be more than willing to go back and get started on preparing for next year. She was already near mythical status in talent for dragging Oorai up that far.
>>142792377
Probably a Christie or Christie-derivative, such as the BT-5 and BT-7
>>142792324
>First
quality post
WITNESS ME
>>142792377
Forget mileage and comfort, if you want to score you need to take her out in a twin turret 7TP
>>142792450
Does it have two seats?
Wouldn't want her to exhaust herself by always standing up.
b e s t
e s t g
s t g i
t g i r
g i r l
>>142792353
I want Maho to dominate Erika
>>142792324
Hate to break it to you, but your wife has -at least- three different mistresses.
>>142792474
Witnessed
>>142792558
What's up with this movie?
The Japs went nuts about duce during the theater run and now we all fell in love with her once we got to see it.
>>142792546
She could always sit on my lap, you know?
>>142792444
Yes, but if Maho were to have soundly beaten her at the finals, Miho would have come back at the whole "my style is inferior, and I just can't follow the Nishizumi style, so I quit tanks altogether" status that she was in episode 1.
Hey, *YOU* wouldn't. And *I* wouldn't. But *SHE* would.
That's the point. Remember she's an anime character in a Japanese tale about (fictional, tank-using) martial arts. She follows EVERY convention of the genre.
>>142792567
>>142792450
>TORNADO
Would you fight a Nishizumi?
>>142792377
Just stick with what works. Can't go wrong with a good ol' Pz.IV
>>142792474
FINN TANK GIRLS BEST GIRLS
>>142792697
No, I want to get beaten up within an inch of my life by nina.
>>142792558
>>142792697
No.
>>142792648
Italians are the best. Its a universally agreed upon thing
>>142792377
7TP
Alternately, any cramped, unventilated twoseater with bad suspension. Bonus if it's likely to break down midway and you have to camp out in the woods
>>142792546
>Does it have two seats?
3
>>142792799
D U C E
U
C
E
>>142792546
The BT-7's designers had this in mind.
There's room enough for the whole family.
>>142792893
Is there better wife material?
>>142792978
No
>>142792978
She would make a bad girlfriend but a great mother.
>>142793076
Well i her to be a mom of my children so it works out brilliantly!
>>142792978
>chubby
>>142792683
>*SHE* would.
>She follows EVERY convention of the genre.
And teh movie takes them up to eleven.
>>142793030
Holy fuck my heart can't take it
>>142793076
What are you talking about? She's the kind who would be VERY caring and supportive. She is a romantic after all. She's headstrong and just wants to see you happy.
>>142792846
>>142792490
Best change would if you could deduce why it's her favorite tank.
>>142793169
She is too into senshado to be the best girlfriend she could be. She should wait until she has the time for a proper relationship. Chubby is a pure girl who deserves only the best.
>>142792731
The best around.
Who fat here.
>>142793259
why she wears pants under her skirt ? Thighs are wonderfull and it sads me that i cant see them
>>142792567
Maybe she lets Erika take the initiative? Just to have some change from her usual commander tasks?
>>142792474
I want to witness Mika's mikas.
>>142793233
Which is why you meet her very shortly after graduating from college, when she's a refined beauty yet still the same old chovy.
>>142793403
Translation?
>>142793376
Because she doesn't want you looking at her legs, perv.
I wish we heard Rosehip's voice in this scene. It was too crazy and hot-blooded to just be dialogueless.
>>142793494
But pervs like me it wat pays the garupan.
>>142793567
Takafumi pls
>>142793491
>Ah, I can't take it anymore! Captain I love you I love you I love you!
>Erika, calm down! We're comrades!
Something like that
>>142793376
When do we even see her legs, let alone know if she wears trousers?
>>142792377
TOG II*, You're not going to be there quickly and it's nice and roomy inside
>>142793494
You sure about that?
Are Italian tanks or military as much of a joke as they are IRL?
>>142792558
Finally, another anon with great taste
>>142792648
I've loved her the moment i saw her in s1, and it strengthened after the anzio film
>>142792752
Another anon with great taste
This is now an anchovy thread
>>142793682
Hello Jingles.
>>142793719
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: they fucking suck.
>>142792474
Eyes are a bit off-proportion for some reason
>>142793733
Duce show us your panties!
>>142790017
>and protect its flanks from Nishizumi-tier tactics (which it failed at).
The Panzer III jobbing like that was hilarious.
>>142793700
They're just innocent little girls. Its why Mika has to take care of them.
>>142793480
She has nice mikas
>>142793719
>Are Italian tanks or military as much of a joke as they are IRL?
They're good at what they were designed for in the era they were in.
Remember CV33s were made well.... 1933 against more modern tanks. Also CVs were mountain tanks to take on infantry. There's no way they'd stand against Matildas or Sherman.
And Lastly Mussolini knew the army needed reforms but focused on the economy so the high military budget for reform could stand properly without construction delays and such. He asked hitler to avoid major conflict until at least 1942. However after Hitler jumped the gun and beat France, mussolini thought Hitler might actually team carry and its better to help him now than get him mad that Italy didn't play its part. So he joined early and well... the rest is history.
>>142793733
Duce's got a wig
A WIG
I wonder what Mako's manko would be like?
>>142793895
LIES AND SLANDER
DUCES HAIR IS A MIRACLE OF THE UNIVERSE
IN FACT, DUCE IS A MIRACLE OF THE UNIVERSE
>>142793893
Ok
>>142793895
Lies, it is her own hair
>>142793893
What kind of lazy leader decides to serve tables when her boat is poor and unable to win a single senshado tournament?
Just another failed hag.
Where's the Duce bullying images?
>>142793781
I-is it alright if i post a lewd one?
This isn't the lewd one btw
>>142793895
Nonsense!
>>142793895
But that's wrong!
>>142794031
Wait Duce wears contacts?
>>142794031
>Not using the translated version
>>142793895
It's real!
>>142793997
She's driving a fundraiser for the school you dunce
>>142794105
This. DUCE leads by example. What a great leader
>>142793927
With all the cake and ice cream she eats I bet it tastes super sweet
>>142794012
Of course
>>142794012
>This isn't the lewd one btwThen what is your idea of lewd?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU--TGlaaBs
>Duce show us your panties!
>>142793895
Is real
>>142793927
Her little face is so sweet, I could've just lick her again and again!
>>142794105
>>142794156
>Duce dorks think you can save a shitty boat by selling somebody bad food
Hold up let me go down to the ice cream stand and sell a milkshake so I get my mortgage paid off early.
>>142794232
You can practically see her wahoo! That's not allowed!
>>142792759
The Nishizumi sisters must appear to be flat-out insane to the common observer in the GuP-verse.
>>142793997
She's serving tables at two different jobs, while attenting school and acting as leader for a pack of lazy, undisciplined bakas that waste every penny she's raising. Just so they can fix their tank and participate.
>>142794257
>bad food
Anon, you legit literally have bad taste of you don't like italian food
you have been visited by the kaydar of special relationships
cozy cuddles and victory in europe will come to you but only if you reply "if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old" in this thread
>>142794282
See? That's why i asked if it was ok, others gave me the thumbs up
>>142794285
They are the bad girls in the GuPieverse.
>>142794197
This faggot is weird. He inserts pictures of cute anime girls into his WoT videos yet somehow he has never watched Girls und Panzer and didn't even know about the StuG flag thing until he installed the mod for it. Only explanation I can think of is that he doesn't watch anime and just grabs random anime pics from the net and uses them to gain approval and video hits from weeaboos.
>>142794390
>caring about random WoTkid youtubers
For shame, Anon.
What's the least cancerous tonk game that preferably won't give me an aneurysm or have me die of old age before I reach level 2?
When will Ooarai be asked to fight the JGSDF in the military professional level senshado tourney
(with their WW2 tanks under elimination rule)
>>142794232
>>142794232
Wait a second, I know that body style
>>142793545
You're right. Rosehip's voice should be utilized in all scenes of high action.
https://a.pomf.cat/wubgak.webm
>>142794390
His videos are full of memes and he has an incredibly autistic sense of humour.I do like some of his unicum guides though.
this looks interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r8lc8SfxDk
>>142794285
I love the contrast between Miho's friendliness and cuteness and the utterly ruthless and calculated way she plays her team along and crushes her opponents.
Alright, did a webm of the simulation. Posting it after a bit.
Let's see how well you know your tanks. Place your bets on whether 1 Churchill and 3 Matildas or 30 Chi-Ha's wins. Only AI interaction.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10470323
>>142794330
Italian food is great when it's made by Italians. Pasta made by some halfwit Japanese Romaboo on the otherhand? It's probably Pasta Roni with some ketchup on top.
>>142794489
They're both cancerous.
WoT is ok for a semi-serious arcade game.
WT is fun for arcade totsugeki dorifto in tier 1-2 fast tanks.
WT realistic/sim might be your thing if you don't care about shit balance and cheaters.
>>142794545
>shitting on Anchovy
end it
>>142794232
That's not very catholic
>>142794257
She gives thirsty Panzer girls something to drink.
>>142794545
>ketchup pasta
As an italian even hearing this is cringe worthy
>>142794594
I played WT arcade tonk in VR with HTC Vive yesterday.
It was intense. About as close to GuP experience as you can get.
>>142794545
Anchovy isn't like you in any way, so i doubt she'd make pasta like that
>>142794649
I'm with you brother, it's all too real though
>>142794649
American definition of Italian food literally is about passing ketchup for tomato sauce, and dumping it until your food's drown in that shit.
>>142794605
Shh! What they don't know can't hurt them, right?
It's all in good fun anon, besides she said it was ok
>>142794661
WT arcade is ok but it really depends what you play. Drifting around and doing drive-bys in a Flakpanzer is hella fun, but the dumb physics start being shit instead of fun when you get heavier tanks and they handle like pieces of soap on a wet mirror.
>>142794719
Are you American?
>>142794544
The Brits would win. Chi-Ha's had super-shit penetration on their 57mm guns. Might not even penetrate the ass of a Matilda, much less anywhere else.
>>142794595
>shitting on Anchovy
Some people have bad taste, anon.
>>142794738
Yes. Our Tomato sauce might as well as to be called ketchup.
>>142794719
Jesus christ how horrifying
>>142794545
>>142794649
>>142794649
I once had a friend (we're both Italian) who tried to convince me that pasta with ketchup is actually good. I never ate with him anymore after that.
>>142794789
DELET DIS
>>142794544
Does it include Ha-Gos and new Chi-Has? Because those have a marginal chance to penetrate, while a 57mm doesn't.
>>142794545
>>142794649
>>142794719
At the risk of blogging, this reminds me of a relative that made macaroni with ground up cheese puffs in lieu of cheese sauce
>>142794780
I was asking because so am I and I've literally never heard of anyone exchanging tomato sauce in Italian foods for ketchup. I mean sure you have stuff like meatloaf or sloppy joes that use it, but I don't see it being a catch all.
>>142794754
>bringing out hot chocolate for them
What a great commander.
>>142794067
>small contacts
how the hell did that fit on her big eyes?
tfw if Anchovy were real you could easily win her heart with your culinary skills
>>142794649
>>142794722
But what would the Pope say?
>>142794835
Finn magic.
Lots of anons favoring the St. Gloriana sand pit defence over Chi-Ha-Tan's glorious totsugeki. And here's the outcome.
https://a.pomf.cat/hdyfuw.webm
Slight loudness warning.In about 4 out of 7 tries, the Churchill and one Matilda cannon gets destroyed but the remaining two kill the rest off.
>>142794751Correct.
>>142794826
Only the 57mm Chi-Ha in lineup.
>>142794832
>ground up cheese puffs
The wrong side won the war
>>142794789
Ducefags annihilated.
>>142794232
>>142794789
Those gettng triggered - thi sis not Italian food. This is ACTUAL JAPANESE FOOD. "Naporitan".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naporitan
also it tastes far better than such monstruosity should have any rightful claim to taste
>>142794883
>>142794832
>>142794719
ITT: /ck/ cringe.
>>142794877
Jesus christ she looks beautiful like this?
>>142794390
Yeah, but you gotta admit thataya being in the Lee with the 5 black guyswas fucking hilarious
>>142794833
Well, there must be a reason why her team loves her.
>>142794929
this is not supposed to be a question
>>142794661
World of tank's GuP mod is as close to GuP experience as you can get.
Speaking of monstrosities any of you ever have KFC's double down?
I want to see Chihatan use Chi-Tos and Chi-Ris in S2.
Why is the Duce is so popular?
>>142794877
I never liked Duce but if she had a hair style like that i would fall for her.
> ponytail > twintail
>>142794992
Thank god Erika is the one that browses the web.
If Chovy ever would find this on the internet, she's gonnan hang herself.
>>142795057
'Cause she a sweet girl who knows how to rally a crowd.
>>142795057
MVP
>>142795088
No, Chovy would be okay with that, it's only ramen.
Nishi would be the one to Totsugeki into Valhalla.
Chovy would kill herself with >>142794872 though
>>142794501
I want Rosehip to join Miho in the Pro leagues.
>>142795047
Ever since I heard of it, I've wanted to try it but I also figure that it would actually kill me the moment it hits my stomache
>>142794810
You seem smart, good man
>>142795047
I have, twice. It's actually not horrible, but it's overpriced.
>>142795147
I have acid reflux, but I was drunk one day and decided to eat one of these.
I almost went to the hospital. I think I vomited part of my soul.
>>142792377
M18 Hellcat. Speed. Convertible top and air conditioning!
>>142795089
I hear she rallies quite the crowd during her 'special' afterschool fundraisers in the boy's bathroom.
>>142795147
You develop a tolerance to it. There's actually worse fast food out there. I think they've stopped selling it though...
>>142795156
Most of KFC's stuff is. It was absolutely fucking delicious though.
>>142795219
I had pneumonia first time I tried it
>>142795237
Duce is pure
PURE
>>142795143
>>142794492
How does senshado work at the military level? Is it really modern tanks at that point?
>>142795057
>genuinely skilled commander
>kind, pure-hearted personality
>loved by everyone, is friendly to everyone
>can cook
>beautiful
>named herself after Benito Mussolini
>Carro Veloce is the cutest tank
>responsible for or had part in 4 separate encounters in the film, making her the clear MVP
>cute as fuck
>>142794848
I'm trying, maybe she might not be real, but some girl like her might come along
>>142794877
L-like i s-said, what they d-don't know can't h-hurt...
>>142794909
Looks like I'm not the only one
>>142794649
Why does everyone on this website have a hateboner for ketchup? I've never heard anyone say good things about it, in any context.
Sure, there are things you shouldn't use it for, but that doesn't make it shit in and of itself.
Leave ketchup alone, I say.
>>142795280
DUCE DUCE DUCE
Duce's scream towards the Karl was the cutest moment in the movie
>>142795263
Anon's jealous that he can't afford the special donation incentives.
>This. DUCE leads by example. What a great leader
>>142795309
Ketchup is good for things like Fries, and other dipping things.
NOT AS DISCOUNT FUCKING PASTA SAUCE
>>142795088
>Thank god Erika is the one that browses the web.
What's the source on this again?
>>142795280
Naming herself after Mussolini despite the fact that she's a competent commander may not exactly be an attribute, but we can let that slide.
You also forgot her awesome sense of style.
>>142795047
I had KFC once, I was throwing up the entire evening.
>>142795237
Delete this. Now
>>142795280
Google +1'd
>>142795270
>How does senshado work at the military level
How does kung fu work at the military level? Do soldiers just get in front of each other and wait for a referee to get there?
>>142795226
That's a cammoed German tank, Anon
>>142795337
https://youtu.be/-HhvJSsaVoo?t=1m26s
>>142795047
What is that? Is it edible? It looks like something Hieronymus Bosch could have painted.
>>142795280
That part when Duce and friends was getting chased on the roller coaster tracks was pretty ballerBut the Finns shitting all over those four tanks was the best scene in the whole movie
>>142795309
Ketchup is good for hotdogs and french fries.
And nothing else.
Nothing else.
>>142795337
Agreed.
2371171
Find the site this tag goes to and you'll get a special prize
>>142795430
>>142795309
>>142795353
Ketchup is innocent! It's poor application of Ketchup that's to blame.
>>142795263
As pure as extra virgin olive oil
>>142795309
I'm sensitive to the smell. I'm more into BBQ sauce for the most part.
>>142795337
The moment she officially became my favorite commander.
>>142795355
>What's the source on this again?
Who do you think keeps posting these images every thread?
>>142795430
Meat pies and sausage rolls.We just call it tomato sauce, though.
>>142795423
Can you feel the FUCKING FURY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8bEZcw3-wM
>>142795399
Think of it like a hamburger with bacon and cheese sauce, but with chicken breasts for buns.
>>142795280
>Has also good taste in vice commanders.
>>142795337
I've got you covered, fampai.
https://a.pomf.cat/hlnbdb.webm
>>142795360
Of all the fast food franchises I've frequented, by a huge margin, KFC is the one that varies in quality the most from location to location. I've had some of my best and worse eating experiences in various KFC outlets.
>>142795423
And who played a major role in the Finns succeeding in destroying the Carlos?
That's right, Duce!
>>142795444
I fucking wonder.
>>142795390
U wot? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M18_Hellcat
Are you thinking of the M10 Wolverine/Panther?
>>142795470
>Who do you think keeps posting these images every thread?
Miho. Definitely Miho.
>>142795337
>>142795431
>>142795494
My heart melted at that scene
>>142795280
>loved by everyone, is friendly to everyone
>beautiful
>responsible for or had part in 4 (low count, anon) separate encounters
>cute as fuck
As shown by >>142795444
>>142795524
>2016
>not up to date on tank memes
What's with all the pastaboos in here?
>>142795524
>2016
>still not knowing ALL "american" TDs were really cammoed German tanks
>>142795444
>>142795570Skorzeny's Panthers were disguised to look like M10s, not M18s.
>>142795607
Pasta is fucking serious bussiness
>>142795612
>>142795570
Apparently not. Care to fill me in?
>>142795607
Pasta a best. Burger has nothing on pasta
>>142795483
After I watched the movie I hunted this song down and played the shit out of it
Listening to it right now actually
>>142795498
Well now lets not place credit at random
Duce and the Volleyball sloots wrecked Carl's shit while the Finns took out Carl's gang of mook tanks
Ketchup is just tomato in the first place, Napolitan is not bad.
I just tried it, it's only about 4~ tbs of ketchup in it so it's subtle. It's actually good for a comfort food.
>>142795654
When are we doing Girls und AFV?
>>142795635
Not enough anchovy in this bread
Ms. Nishizumi, I'm MEXT.
>>142795607
>liking cunt, dyke and just passable
>Those 4 anons who voted for Chi-Ha-Tan victory.
They want to believe. That's the spirit.
>>142795702
Who would even buy this.
>in your short time on this Earth, you will never find another girl as gun-ho, lady-like, and caring as Anchovy
>>142795733
I would buy it so I can melt it in the oven and film it for /a/.
Rosehip is cute.
>>142795733
Hotglue is a WEIRD fucking fetish
>>142795714
>not liking the best God-blessed country on the Earth and Universe
You sir, are an enemy of the state. We will find you...
>>142795733
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
>>142795702
>this guy gets a poseable model
>still no Mako or Anzu scale PVC figure
Where are their priorities?
>>142795767
Yeah she is
>>142795635
That's what Americans thought afterwards not realizing that ALL theior tanks were actually cammoed German tanks since back from factory
>>142794878
But anon, they didn't totsugeki. Do it again with the Chi-has approaching. Maybe some will get close enough to penetrate the matildas and churchill's back side.
Omurice (Rice, Eggs, and Ketchup) and Napolitan (Ketchup Pasta) are good though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ia2kEaq1d0
Hey taxi
Now that I think about it why in the hell was the final showdown between the Nishizumis and Alice so lackluster when compared to the rest of it? Like literally any other battle in the movie was far more heart pumping and balls to the wall crazy than all that. Firing Maho at Alice was kinda cool I guess but it pales next to the Finns, Ferris wheel-chan, the Chi-Ha-Tan's ambushes, I could go on but I think I've made my point.
>>142795968
>Ketchup
jesus fucking christ
>>142795759
Do not murder Anzu's tiny plastic husband.
>>142795887
I'm still waiting for a proper scale of Alice to be announced. I can only hope that the crazy movie sales will make it happen.
This looks good but it's a fucking garage kit and I can't paint.
>>142794359
if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old
>>142795733
>>142795887
It's a fan-made conversion.
https://twitter.com/torippy1992/status/739436948247322624
>>142794285
Well, everyone is terrified of the Nishizumi school.
>>142796046
They are really into some weird shit
>>142795968
>Napolitan (Ketchup Pasta)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN-BXWu8w_0
Neapolitan sauce is not ketchup and the Japanese should be ashamed they took after america in pasta making
>>142795757
Sh-shut up anon! You never know!
>>142795923
>But anon, they didn't totsugeki.
This
>>142795923
The AI is a bit failure in that department with just becoming stand still shooters once they can reach enemy with cannon range.
Either way I tried myself few times in both vanilla and GSM 'realism' mod to beat the St. Gloriana and in vanilla it's absolutely impossible to win unless you somehow manage to destroy 4 of their guns, but you still can't kill them.
In GSM, the Churchill actually can die to Chi-Ha tan shooting from that angling with the engine being exposed and then catching on fire. The Matildas however laugh at Chi-Ha's at all times with absolutely no signs of breaking down save for tracks and main gun occasionally.
>>142796002
I dunno, it was pretty good for me. I liked the part where the Centurion made a downward spiral and attacked the Tiger as the music rose to a climax. I also really liked the part where Miho tried to do the same spinaround trick she did in the past against Darjeeling and Maho but Alice countered it hard.
>>142795997
Chubby child
>>142796028
Why is it that people are so close minded when it comes to food, whatever happened to don't knock it until you try it.
Rosehip is a scottish
>>142796162
He doesn't mean "Napolitan SAUCE", Anon. He means "Napolitan" (or "Naporitan"), full stop. Am actual pasta+ketchup dish. See >>142794915
>>142796212
The Duce is not fat
>>142794197
can you still mod Wot on PC with GuP?
>you will NEVER come home from a long day of work, tired as shit, to get a leglocked hug from an excited Anzu as soon as you walk in
FUCK
Does someone have a webm of Arisu entering the battle and singlehandedly destroying half of Miho's team?
Does Fukuda have potential?
>>142796245
I wanna poke that butt.
>>142796231
>Naporitan or Napolitan (Japanese: ナポリタン) is a pasta dish, which is popular in Japan. The dish consists of spaghetti, tomato ketchup or a tomato-based sauce, onion, button mushrooms, green peppers, sausage, bacon and Tabasco sauce. Naporitan is claimed to be from Yokohama.
>tomato ketchup or a tomato-based sauce
>or a tomato-based sauce
No excuses for ketchup
>>142796245
All the pasta went to her butt.
>>142796281
>you will NEVER remember to post your image with your posts
DOUBLE FUCK
>>142796281
Just be an asshole
>>142796322
>>142796322
None at all
>>142796225
Uilleann pibes are Irish though.
>>142796252
Yes, there's skins, voice mods, and a bunch of other cosmetic mods. And the Centurion isn't half badbut I didn't have the skin in this webm
https://a.pomf.cat/fzfynr.webm
>>142796333
>>142796351
cutest butt
>>142796281
If I'm tired as shit then I just want to sleep undisturbed