Which girls have the best rivalry? Irisdina and Beatrix? Ayamine and Class Rep? Others?
Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRPyeLV9h2w
Say, does anyone have a raw of the last volume of the Muv-Luve Alternative manga?
>What if we take a serious military story
>And what if we put a bunch of forced kawaii anime girls in it
>Then we create more anime with random big boobed soldiers
A complete insult to the Muv Luv trilogy.
>>142784790
There's nothing kawaii about this.
>Schwarzesmarken
lol
The main series is better than this pile of shit
>>142783854
Ten years later, Ayamine still best girl.
PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE
Forcing Katia to torture babies until her heart is as black as Axmann's
>you will never pull these braids
>you will never make Irisdina cry and ask Jurgen to beat you up
>>142786102
That sounds rude.
Even if she is a secondary, Gretel will always be the main heroine of my heart
>>142786535
What did she win?
Iris is fat
Posting best girls.
>>142787320
>take the chocolate from Sumika
>"thanks, cockroach!"
>knee her in the stomach
>>142787383
>>142784790
This pasta won't take off because that was muv luv from the very beginning. At least with Fate you could complain about the pedobait.
>>142787320
Partly right
>>142787320
Posting
>>142787849
Cute boys!
What are the dangers of telling scary stories to Lise? Would it be a better idea to tell her sweet, innofensive bedtime stories instead?
>>142788113
Post-funhaus Lise? I doubt she'll be effected by any scary story you could come up with.
Loli-Lise? The same as any normal girl I guess.
Are we shitposting? Feels like we are going in a circle, every thread.
>>142788698
>shituru in OP
Smells like shit to me.
>>142785719
She'll get there.
If not now, by the present day. With how bitter she must be over how her ideals lead to the destruction of Europa and hundreds of millions dead, the GDR she leads is a dystopian nightmare state!
>>142788698
There's really no reason for these threads. This is purely in general territory now. If you continue to post here you are part of the cancer.
>>142788698
what could you possibly mean?
>tfw no Yugoslavia VN
>>142789664
I want to give Iris a dirty Sanchez.
She'd probably enjoy it, too.
>>142789734
Suffering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEAXIoBPhBQ
>>142789098
PERKY TWINS
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I see that trying to get /a/ to discuss anything in these threads is futile.Unless it hits a sore spot, but those are pretty hard to find now.
Why is it that no matter what culture, Sumika threads are always shit?
>>142788461
She'd drop comments that would turn the story grim or in other ways inappropriate even if you did inoffensive, not scary ones.
>>142790781
Well, what did you want to discuss? Pretty much most people despise Sumika here, so complaining about lack of Sumika won't get you anywhere.
Well maybe if you work at it, you might be able to get a discussion rolling in Sumika's direction.
>>142790703
Perky?
>>142791039
>Well, what did you want to discuss?
This >>142783854 , trying to defend Sumika is a pointless endeavour, even if I wanted to do it.
>>142783854
Sakaki is the best
>>142791215
at being shit
>>142791039
Not a Sumikafag but why do people despise her again? I can get not agreeing with a character's decisions or not having a taste for their personality but going so far as to despise them seems unnecessary.
>>142791275
Fuck off Keishit
>>142791130
Soft and voluminous!
>>142791292
shituru literally has 0 qualities
>>142791282
It's their way to get attention from sumikafags.
>>142791306
Firm but supple?
Hi Guys. I'm making a "Get Raped by the Beta" mod for Hearts of Iron 4.
Anyone interested in helping me out?
>>142791282
>Not a Sumikafag but why do people despise her again?
Because lurk more.
>>142791398
Take a look at this:
http://hoi-mod.paradwiki.org/index.php?%A5%DE%A5%D6%A5%E9%A5%F4MOD
>>142791282
Beatrix, Chizuru, Yui and Lise cope a lot of hate too you know.
>>142791452
I don't think a HOI2 mod will help me much...
>>142791432
So the problem isn't the character, but the threads themselves
>>142791396
Bounces back as you poke it!
>>142783854
I like Yui and Yuuya's constant battles for some reason.
I still feel empty, even 4 years after reading MLA, when will something as good come out?
>>142791617
Cause and effect tells the opposite. I'm pretty sure archive.moe is back up, so I'm certain you'll be able to find out why instead of spouting inanities.
>>142791651
Stiffens as you nibble?
>>142791891
How thankful would she be if I brought her Beatrix's head?
>>142791891
I'd lick Iris' armpits
>>142785122
Amen. Let the others chase Meiya or Yui or whoever, yakisoba-loving trollmistress is still the best.
>>142790816
Shit threads for a shit girl.
>>142791934
On the outside you may be thanked, but how large would the cost be to herself?
>>142791811
>Check the threads to learn why people hate a character
>Hating a character for whats posted about her rather than her own merits.
i want animeonlies to go and stay go
>>142791292
>hurdurufag
wew
>>142792425
They usually stay on /m/.
Trilogy adaptation when?
>>142792253
I'd imagine Beatrix's death would be like a weight being removed from her shoulders, like she could finally move on. It would be relief that she'd feel, not sadness.
>>142792552
Would that relief lead into some action with Theo?
POOL OVA
WHEN
>>142793086
Never, fuck off to TE with your fanservice
>>142793363
He said, replying to SM fanservice.
Meiyaa shit.Chizurubest girl.Extrabest Muv Luv.
So why is the SM cast so divisive, Beatrix and Lise in particular?
>>142793614
Well, Germany was a pretty divided country, what with 1 in 5 citizens being an informant and all.
>>142793684
Divisive, as in audience reaction.
>>142793725
Probably has to do with Lise and Beatrix being butchered into saturday cartoon villains. Iris was also delegated to a insanely small and minor support role for a main heroine.
>>142791396
>>142791306
oh wow
very nice
>>142791891
Warm to the touch!
>>142793614
The fact that there is a lot of untranslated SM stuff will cause division due to the language barrier. A 12 episode mangled adaptation of 7 volumes worth plus side stories of material that IS translated while the original story is not doesn't help either.
>>142794793
>A 12 episode mangled adaptation of 7 volumes worth plus side stories of material
Doesn't prove anything. Some adaptions take 4-5 episodes per LN volume, while others drag if you do more than 2 episodes per volume.
>>142794904
You're right some adaptations do good with what they got, some need more, only way to judge if it worked is to read it for yourself, but when the adaptation is translated while the source is not theres a bit of a bump in that road.
>>142792552
I haven't read it myself, but apparently at the end of the LN Theo was surprised/confused when she seemed saddened/grieved by news of Beato's death.
>>142795794
Theo been dense as always, not big surprise
>>142794784
Succulent and intoxicating?
>>142795992
>brag about killing that vile bitch
>expect Iris to be happy
>instead, Iris looks like she's about to cry
>>142796182
>>142790816
>>142796145
Alluring and inviting!
>>142796450
Irisdina > Pham > Gretel > Kirke > Sylwia > Katia > Lise > Annette > Beatrix
>>142796450
Fixing to grope the busty vixen?
Marrying Irisdina and having a happy family.
>>142797175
>>142796898
>>142796450
>>142796145
>>142794784
I'd gladly finish inside her
>>142791934
Outwardly would say thanks.
But she wouldn't have any pleasure from it.
And wounds cut deep.
>>142797175
Dating Irisdina at the tea shop.
Who is softer, who would you rather have snuggled next to you?
>>142799318
Bea is softer and better in every metric, but I'd rather have Iris next to me so Bea can have Jurgen to herself without jealous imouto ruining everything.
Also I want to try and get Iris into butt stuff.
>>142799800
>Also I want to try and get Iris into butt stuff.
Will you ease into training or go straight in the deep end?
>>142800735
I want to get her into it, not just get my dick in her ass. That means getting her to enjoy it. So obviously we're going to start with external stimulation and then work our way up from there.
>>142799318
Why not both?
>>142799318
Beatrix would probably be the more intimate and cuddlier.
>>142802189
Iris is delicious
Have you accepted Ursula as your savior /a/?
>>142803522
Fuck off Heim
>>142803522
Since the very beginning
I know Sylwia is a lost cause unless you're Walther, but would pre-liberation Sylwia like cuddling?
>>142803979
yeah look at her, she's a cuddle monster if I ever saw one.
>>142803522
>everyone treats her like a saint
>gets an easy ride compared to the rest of the girls / doesn't have to prove herself (as much)
>all the deference she gets feels unearned / everyone just respects her because of her father
>15 years old and has only been in East Germany for 2-3 months yet is taken seriously by everyone else
>black and white morals, simplistic view point to what should be a very complicated and nuanced situation, and lack of internal conflict makes her feel uninteresting
>ideals aren't really challenged / optimism and idealism comes off as unsubstantiated
>doesn't seem to grasp how hopeless the overall situation is
>comes off as extremely emotional rather then rational (like Iris, Beatrix, or even Gretel); speaking straight from the heart looks ridiculous in a setting like Muv-Luv
>doesn't feel that intelligent, just naive
>is a wallflower/passive for the most part
>speech feels stupid rather then uplifting / focused on creating a free DDR rather then the BETA
>doesn't really have a plan, just an optimistic approach ("If we do good things, I'm certain that everything will turn out for the best!")
>ends up being always right about everything
Katia just never really jelled with me. Yeah, she was right according to the ending where everyone's happy, but it feels like she didn't "earn" that victory.
>>142804218
To be fair, everyone talks from emotion, not logic in ml. But that that is a bad thing.
But otherwise yes.
>>142804218
It's not like the villains are any better. They're just smug sociopaths who want to kill people to pleasure themselves.
SM just isn't that good. It tries to feel realistic or political, but even something like Naruto has more complexity and ambiguity then it does.
I want to bully Marimo
>>142803522
She sure made my job easier, thats for sure.
>>142786626
My heart
>>142805064
Sure.
Gas the baters
Best loli
>>142805605
The pain won't stop.
>>142805259
clearly that is nowhere near East Germany
>>142805605
I object.
>>142805862
You can object if you want. No one said there could only be one Best loli.
>>142805259
>implying East Germany was ever remotely this clean
>implying it'd be clean with commie factories working at 200% capacity for the war effort
That ending was simply delusional. Fortunately we know what actually happened. Namely, Europe fell, hundreds of millions died, and all for naught.
>>142805945
She's so happy. Will Yuuya ever make her into a mother?
;_;
>>142804218
>bluh bluh idealism is bad
Katia is the one who undergoes the most character development of anyone. Sacrificing East Germany to hold back the BETA was unneeded as most of Europe could be evacuated in under a month. Katia realized that all the death was foolish, and that Beatrix and her stasi goons were merely using the crises to seize more personal power, much like Lenin used WWI and the Russian revolution to seize power, or Hitler used the Great Depression to take power.
>>142806130
> Katia realized
Katia didn't realize anything. She never even understood the opinions the rest of the 666th had, much less the opinion of a woman whom she met only once. She just kept going about goodness, niceness and working together, and somehow it worked out.
>>142806094
Except that the majority of Europe survived. The only people who died were those who refused to evacuate. And the only reason why the air was so bad was because the stasi had disregarded the DDR environmental laws and executed anyone who protested, like Martin's family.
>>142806245
>>142806297
And? Did I state the opposite or what?
Good lord.
>>142806245
She realized that the stasi was responsible for sabotaging the war efforts and had to be destroyed down to its roots.
Even you admit that history vindicated her approach, and that's all that matters in the end.
>>142806349
Hot damn!
>>142806349
Lise's smug like she won the lottery.
>>142806349
The only thing that's missing is Beatrix,but it's not like she was one of Theo's girls to begin with.
>>142806349
>>142806361
>She realized that the stasi was responsible for sabotaging the war efforts and had to be destroyed down to its roots.
More like she thought that from the first time she encountered them that these "mean" people are "stopping us from working together".
And she was only vindicated by history by sheer luck. Had the west not bailed them out, you would have had the BETA in Berlin in a couple of hours. But hey, the west bailed them out, so that irrelevant now.
>>142806486
Annette is missing. She had more interest in Theo than Beatrix ever did.
>>142806442
she did.
>>142806546
>Annette is missing. She had more interest in Theo than Beatrix ever did.
It was more in a to maximize picture sexiness then anything else. But yeah, Theo doesn't really see her in a sexual sense, but in the way he views the BETA, as an enemy that needs to be destroyed.
>>142806546
>More like she thought that from the first time she encountered them that these "mean" people are "stopping us from working together".
She was right though. The stasi are the single reason why everything is so dysfunctional.
>>142806639
I'm not saying she is wrong, I'm saying that beyond a emotional reaction, she never truly understood what was happening in the east.
She just thought that "This is bad and it would be better if we did that", but never realized why it was so bad, beyond the points addressed in her speech.
>>142806266
>Except that the majority of Europe survived
>source - my ass and dreams
>>142806349
Not sure which is more interesting, Iris looking quite sinister in her holding onto the Shotadore, or Pham literally giddy at the thought of feasting on this morsel.
>>142806486
Well besides Anette. And Kiirke perhaps.But he seems to have been, or will be one of her boys if there is a secret Beato path
>>142806546
>She had more interest in Theo than Beatrix ever did.
Now now, let's not be mean like that. They had about equal. They seem different because of their proximity to Theo and his feel feels. Beatrix to him is still practically an outsider, while Anette is someone who's bros with him.
>>142806486
There simply isn't enough fan pics sexualizing Beatrix.
>>142806349
>It will never turn out that Irisdina and Beatrix used to babysit shota Theo.
WHY EVEN LIVE
>>142806952
Beatofags are loyal and always scan, but seem to lack artistic talent.
>>142806722
> but never realized why it was so bad
Was it like she really needed to though? Do you need to really dig deep to see why having a bunch of serial killers in charge is a bad thing?
>>142806952
>>142807055
Seems kind of hard to sexualize a character like Beato despite her appearance.
>>142807073
>Was it like she really needed to though?
Not really, but its annoying when the "saviour of the story" is dumb, ignorant and lucky beyond measure. That's his point >>142804218 and my point. But lets leave it at that, it seems to be merely a matter of taste by now.
>>142807138
The official artists and the Beatofags disagree with you.
>>142806813
Reposing for you douchebags:
>Hamburg to England is about 350 miles. If we assume a large cargo vessel can maintain a speed of 22 knots more or less forever (they can, and fuel is loaded while people are boarding), then the Large Cargo Vessel needs just under sixteen hours to move a load of people to England.
>Now, a small-to-medium-sized cargo vessel can carry 5,000 containers. Human smugglers have fit 35 in one. This is an abstraction; we'll round down to 25 for margin.
>5000*25 = 125000 people per boat-trip = 496 boat-trips to evac 62 million people, 500 bt for margin, assuming no Post-panamax ships.
>The Port Of Hamburg maintains about 38 dedicated heavy cargo berths, along with 300-odd smaller and other-focused berths. We'll assume Total Mobilization and round up to 50 equivalents.
>Loading and unloading time for large cargo ships is apparently a MUCH more complicated topic, but based on some numbers for a ship of slightly more than twice our reference size at a number of ports with literately anything you might imagine as cargo, 12.5 hours seems about 'typical' for a ship of that size. Our reference vessel is much smaller and people are lighter than iron ore, though, so we'll say 8 hours on either end for loading and unloading.
>This means one boat can complete one trip in 32 hours, or 1.5 days, and Hamburg can launch up to 150 Boat-trips a day. Referencing Bake the Ememies, the Based Pit Masters were in Hamburg for one week before the BETA showed up. Assuming at least one week was therefor available for evacuation, Hamburg could launch more than 700 boat-trips in that time, and only 100 ships would be needed to move everyone in that time frame.
>The fact that they didn't can be chalked up to panic-induced inefficiency, but we know the Pit Masters held at least until every Refugee Ship had launched, so it would be conceivable that the U.S. Army 54th Attack Squadron covered for the ENTIRE German population during the Defense Of Hamburg.
>>142807169
You must really not like Theodor then.
Has anyone here actually beaten the "Get raped by the BETA" game
>we will never see US Air National Guard TSFs
>we will never see Sarah Palin in a fortified suit leading a wing of Alaskan F-16s
YOU HAD ONE JOB TE
>>142807055
We wish we could change. We want to change.
One day, we will make sure she has good art too.
>>142807270
Wow, Beatrix looks like a real retard here. Guess Katia really does know what's best for Germany.Theo doesn't realize how lucky he is to have such a great girl.
>>142808027
>Wow, Beatrix looks like a real retard here.
If protecting Europe was her actual goal, but Beatrix, much like the rest of the stasi, was only motivated by personal power and sadism. When looked through that lens, her actions actually make a lot of sense.And yes, Katia is the best.
Is Muv-Luv a "reincarnated into and trapped in another world with videogame elements and cheat power" story like Overlord or Konosuba?
>>142807270
>>142808027
>Katiafags trying to delude themselves
Besides the fact the anon you're responding to said the deaths of all of Europe than just the two Germanies, besides the abstraction of losing millions already over years of war with the BETA, or that the anon who wrote that calculation did it for a different reason entirely, there is still the unassailable fact that Katia saved nothing. Zero, zip, nada, nothing she strived for won out in the end. Her intention never was to buy time, her invincible united Germany was a walking corpse, and it was Americans bailing the revolutionaries stupid asses out that saved them, both from the Seelow Heights falling completely, and later, the Evacuation.
And to top it all off, there are still two Germanies. And despite the disparities between it and it's FRG counterpart, there is some actual legitimacy and power behind this remnant state, since they have a full squad at Yukon, working on their own Mig-29 generational jump prototype, among other things. So even her united Germany failed in the end.
Katia is a failure, through and through.
>>142808245
Well considering ML originally came out in 2001 or so, technically Overlord and such would be like Muv Luv.
But in a way, "yes". Extreme emphasis on "in a way".
>>142796889
t. cuck
>>142808245
The original VN got released in 2003, the sequel in 2006. In other words, this was long before those other franchises even started.
>>142807270
t. autismus maximus
>>142807270
>>142808027
>>142808067
Fucking Katiafags are the Sumikafags of SM.
>>142807925
>One day, we will make sure she has good art too.
More will come soon anon, I promise.
Good night /a/
>>142808556
Correct observation. Actually, no, I'll raise you one better. Katiafags are even worse than Sumikafags. For the most part, people understand the insidious nature of Sumikafags, and they themselves have calmed down somewhat from their wilder years, at least comparatively.
SM is relatively new by contrast, and the anime infused them with a smug sense of superiority. Combined with the autism that seems inherent in all of them for some reason, and the retardation of emotional faculties, and you have a really shitty cocktail that results.
It's so odd, here at least, people didn't really have a bad opinion of Katia until the Katiafags really revved into overdrive. Even the Gretelfags learned to get along with everyone else at least to some extent. With Katiafags, it's throwing flaming piles of excretement all day, everyday.
>>142808900
Most of the Katiafags were dumb seasonals. It's telling that she went from the most popular to least popular after the anime ended. She's not even that well liked over in Japan. Even Gretel is considered to be better then her. I think these faggots are just salty over losing their number one spot or something, and attack the two most popular girls, Lise and Beatrix. But then, they were shitting on Lise while the anime was airing, so I guess not much has changed.
>>142808900
Gretel got into the trash again and started eating my used tissues. I don't understand why she does this, maybe she likes the salty taste. I should probably scold her next time I catch her in the act. It's probably better than the cat poop Gretel likes to eat. I think she finds some in the crawl space under the house from time to time.
>>142809069
did she eat poop when she was a puppy? and is she licking her butt a lot?
>>142809025
I was foolish when the anime was airing. I thought it was simply popular backlash against Irisfags, who seemed like the real threat then.
But they really were bad during those days though, I remember. Sometimes I wonder if it's a mirage, since there's not too many Irisfags around nowadays. I guess Katiafags kept quiet or didn't at least direct their hatred against everyone else, until they had their cake around the end of the anime.
What were they thinking, making the anime? So far it seems to have turned a lot of people off of the franchise, than bringing new blood in. Did TE have insane waifu wars when it was airing?I'm sorry Irisfags, should have seen their plan.
>>142809253
I got Gretel used, so I don't know what she was like as a puppy. She isn't licking her butt a lot or dragging her ass on the ground or anything. She did lick her butt constantly for about 2 days once before I noticed she had an impacted anal gland and took her into the vet to get it drained. That was roughly a year ago, however. Although I guess eating poop could be like eating yogurt for people, a way to enhance your gastrointestinal flora.
>>142809069
>salty taste
But wouldn't that be her? Frankly speaking, he looks like a hippy faggot.
>>142803522
feel the bern, hard
>>142807371
The fact that he was/is a emotional wreck, that he outsourced his morals and that he showed nascent traits of sociopathy before Katia and Iris "healed" him compensate for it.
He is a fine MC, just not a hero for me.
>>142803522
fuck off rebels
>>142811415
Iris lead him on
>>142809737
>Did TE have insane waifu wars when it was airing?
You have no idea. Most of the veterans either have varying levels of PTSD or left to "walk the Earth"
>spoiler
We all make mistakes.
>>142811983
Enlighten me if you could, comrade.
I would love to know about the heights of the TE waifu wars. Was it similar dynamics to this one, or completely different? Was it kind of like our set up, one giant but internally quite divided bloc with members sometimes going off message and shooting their allies while the vultures outside circled? Was it a free for all? Or was it some other system, multiple roughly equal sized camps with ever shiting alliances?
It must have been rough, TE has a lot of great girls.
>>142812750
Waifu wars never change
>>142812877
>>142812750
>>142811983
The worst in history were probably still the Pokemon ones back in the day, but that's probably due more to the huge community comparatively. I want to say the intensity per fan was less than it is among here, but then I remember you had some real dedicates.Mistyfags and Pokeshippers were and are abominable trash and the equivalent of Sumikafags and Katiafags.
>>142806349
Pham's kinda scaring me there lads
/r/ing reverse chomp (marimo chomping the beta)
>>142813837
>>142813489
>Mistyfags and Pokeshippers
Holly shit that takes me back
>>142813837
I know not the one you're looking for, but he's another.
>>142814113
Shipping wars are always gruesome sights. The Pokemon ones were deadly in particular though. Some insane Mistyfags are holding out still. And I mean it literally when I say insane.
>>142783854
You have to go back, generalfag trash.
>>>/m/
>>>/vg/
>>>/jp/
>>>/out/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
>>142815460
thanks m8
>>142811415
>He is a fine MC, just not a hero for me.
This makes the Phamalam sad.
>>142816094
Sorry but he is right. Theo survives because he only cared for himself. The rest died defending their ideals/loved ones
>>142813604
But she's hot when she's scary.
Doubly so because you know she wouldn't ever really do anything to hurt you.
>>142813604
I got7 psychopathsvibes here. Call me a pleb if you want.
>>142795794
That's adorable as fuck for some reason.
>>142816521
>That's adorable as fuck for some reason.
He only wanted to be with her.
>>142816606
I'm talking more about Iris' reaction to Beato's death, but that's kind of cute too.
>>142816638
I think that deep below she still had some affection for her
>Ask Irisdina several "yes or no" questions in very quick succession. Stupid questions any reasonable person will answer with definite "no"
>suddenly ask "does God exist?" so that Iris doesn't have enough time to react accordingly
>>142817271
A classical tactic
>>142817271
>not "does anal feel good?"
>>142817271
These threads abound in bullying and bullying methods.
>>142817365
What's the best physical bullying? Tickling?
>>142817710
>Tickling?
While restraing them!
>Pham will never bully you
>>142817784
On one hand I would love to tickle restrained Sylwia as she impotently yells at me and curses me, on the other hand her PTSD might kick in and she would kill me once she's released.
>>142818005
Glasses should be removed when they make red marks.
>>142818757
Warrior-kun sure is sneaky.And a thief!
>>142818349
She is blushing because she is glasses shamed
>>142817817
You came to the wrong pool, boyo.
>>142818984
Her face tells me otherwise, anon.
>>142818999
Crocodile tears. Enticement to reign in the prey.
>>142818984
>boyo
what is she, welsh?
I want to be politically indoctrinated by Gretel
>>142787320
You're only half-right, so you're still wrong. How about you half-right face and push your current piece of real estate all the way to China?
>>142819416
Hands are for knives only.
>>142819393
Is that from the Monmusu artist?
>Monmusu Quest SM edition
allthefetishes.jpg
>>142819257
I want to punch Katia
>>142819458
Gotta have the campaign cover for that though, it just seems ridiculous when anyone else does it.
>>142806349
Those are some hungry wolves.
>>142806349
>East German "Dancing Boy" culture
>>142819588
But there is only one were-wolf there!
>>142819550
Wearing a hat with "green weenie" written on it isn't enough?
Stupid un-cute unsexy Fatia
>>142819493
i want stomp her head
>>142820326
What's she looking at?
>>142820343
>>142820343
The camera
>>142820343
>>142820408
wow, rude
>>142820408
>>142820591
>trying to take Gretel on the ground
He is dead as fuck
>>142820637
Will Gretel operate operationally in Martyrs?
>>142820637
A paratrooper will lose when he fires at the back of a pog?
>>142820656
I wish but I don't see any chances to OPERATE
Unless she becomes one commissar army and rescues the National Defense Council or something
>>142819257
I want to force Katja to move a hundred bowling pins from one side of a soccer field to the other using only her kegel muscles.
>>142820700
Yes
>>142820907
You're waifu a cute anon, but come on.
>>142820944
Is that Pierce?
>>142820969
Yes.
He never did post another pic of himself.
What's a good nickname for Irisdina? Beatrix?
>>142821422
Dumb and Dumber
>>142821422
Targets for throwing peas at?
>>142821422
Nomenklatura princesses with a inability to get over grudges.
>>142821601
They should be relentlessly bullied until they unite against a common enemy.
>>142819257
I want to roll Katia into a futon.
>>142821444
Rude
>>142821571
>>142821601
Those aren't nicknames, anons.
I like to imagine that if you so much as touch Lise's ribbons while she's sleeping she immediately wakes up and instinctively tries to break your arm
>>142821737
The Bitch and the She-wolf then.
>>142821737
I would still throw peas at both of them.
>>142821737
Perky and Perkier.
>>142821747
I like to think she wakes up one day in her normal bed and it was all just a bad dream. There was never any funhaus, Her parents aren't dead, she isn't being bullied to tears at school anymore, and Theodore is safe and sound.
>>142821737
Anyone looking forward to ruining those Beatos in Martyrs?
>>142822025
No, but I'm looking forward to seeing a Stasi route!
>>142821737
Beatrix "Run DMZ" Brehme and Irisdina "Feelthe" Bernhard
I want to call the raccoon exterminators and ask them to do anything about Katia.
Which BETA class would you leave Axmann with?
>>142822390
Warrior-kun needs more kills, Soldier-kun kills more slowly and CHOMPS, but doesn't exist yet. Tank-kun it is, because he delivers the best CHOMPS as of '83.