1.Grow up as an Orphan in a desert wasteland with a cat as only your friend.
2.Dream Of becoming a husband despite being terrified of women
3.Save a girl and monkey boy.
4.Move to the city for the girl you're in love with.
5.Stay loyal to her despite mistreatment.
6.Die fighting for her and Earth.
7.Girl leaves you for the guy responsible for your death.
8.Get killed multiple times despite constant training as you live in a world where race matters.
9.Douchebag "friends" show no sympathy
10.DIe alone never finding love in either timeline.
11.Memory tarnished in bad fan fiction
But Hey, least he never complained.
Life is tough when the creator hates you for no good reason.
>>142761997
>Death meaning anything in DB
Don't be a drama queen Yamcha.
When you put it that way, it is like a greek tragedy!
was yamcha the original cuck?
>>142762924
Nah, thats Joseph, God fucked his mary.
1. grow up stealing from everyone because you're an asshole
2. get to stay at an incredibly hot and wealthy girl's house for free for YEARS because she's obsessed with you.
3. tons of other girls in the city want your dick, which is the only reason why your relation with the first girl fails.
4. Became one of the strongest people on the planet.
5. Learned HOW TO FLY
6. Became a professional BaseBall player and easily able to become top player due to inhuman strength.
7. Can at any point, simply wish for whatever the hell he wants since dragonballs exist, can fly faster than the fastest human jet, and knows someone who can give him a radar for tracking dragon balls.
yeah, poor yamcha. sucks to be him.
Toriyama let alot of characters behind in Z
>>142761997
Fuck off go deep throat Yamcha somewhere else
>>142761997
>Save a girl and monkey boy
>first encounter tried to kill them just for some capsules
>Stay loyal to her despite mistreatment
>loyal
>Girl leaves you for the guy responsible for your death.
>not knowing she left him way before back in DB
Not to mention him dying to something like Saibamen was Yamcha being cocky and people even warned him about it. There was also that one time where he almost went full pedo on chichi, and the fact that most people he robbed ended without any capsules, food or water, which probably made their death.
>>142764464
Yamcha could've left her for anyone of the beautiful girls at her school, he never did.
>>142764498
>defending this
Because she's fuckin rich and enables him to live an actual life in the city. He lived at fuckin capsule corp.
>>142764570
Dude made plenty of money with Baseball man, he also had a swank pad in the Desert
yamcha gets to fuck puar though
He fucked prime Bulma. So it wasn't all bad.
>>142764618
He made money robbing people of their lives in the desert, baseball came way after when we were in Z.
>FT now has a cat
>FT becomes new Yamcha to make Gohan relevant again
