You see this.
What do?
GENUFLECT
Furiously masturbate.
>>142669588
Brutallytease her about her height.
bully
Mess up her hair
Spike her hair up like the lead singer of Static X in order to make her taller.
impregnate her
Casually strike up a conversation with her. Get to know her as a person, while also being a friend. Visit Wagnaria every few days, initially just as a customer but then as a friend. Listen to her troubles at work and console her with assuring platitudes. Eventually, as I have gained her trust, I will ask her to go on a date. Then we will date. Then get married. Then have 2.5 children and a house with a yard. Live happily ever after.
Well, since she's mai waifu, I see that all the time.
>>142669588
Pay the bill.
Make fun of her size.
Make her feel self conscious about her size. Then when she complains, tell her I like short girls and she should be comfortable with her body. Then pat her head.
>>142669588
Ask her to go to the beach and then fuck her like like she's cheap whore.
>>142671445
Short stacks are best!
>>142671739
Yes. Yes they are.
>>142671739
Of course!