GENUFLECT

Furiously masturbate.

>>142669588
Brutally tease her about her height.

bully

Mess up her hair

Spike her hair up like the lead singer of Static X in order to make her taller.

impregnate her

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Casually strike up a conversation with her. Get to know her as a person, while also being a friend. Visit Wagnaria every few days, initially just as a customer but then as a friend. Listen to her troubles at work and console her with assuring platitudes. Eventually, as I have gained her trust, I will ask her to go on a date. Then we will date. Then get married. Then have 2.5 children and a house with a yard. Live happily ever after.

Well, since she's mai waifu, I see that all the time.

>>142669588
Pay the bill.

Make fun of her size.

Make her feel self conscious about her size. Then when she complains, tell her I like short girls and she should be comfortable with her body. Then pat her head.

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>>142669588
Ask her to go to the beach and then fuck her like like she's cheap whore.

>>142671445
Short stacks are best!

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>>142671739

Yes. Yes they are.

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>>142671739
Of course!