True love never dies!
Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7CC7i6brEI
>>142612526
The question then is...whose name were you saving in the name of?
>>142612967
>...
Off to a great start
![[Commie] Schwarzesmarken - 12 [4FC957A8].mkv_snapshot_22.48_[2016.05.18_09.46.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eratxY9.jpg "[Commie] Schwarzesmarken - 12 [4FC957A8].mkv_snapshot_22.48_[2016.05.18_09.46.03].jpg")
>>142612967
IRISDINA and Katia
Yui, Cryska and Inia are my waifus and I will save them in the name of true love.
>>142613489
Karma police, arrest this man.
>>142613408
How will you guys feel when Theo starts trashing Beatrix when he kills her and later brags about her death to others?
>>142612967
Whoever it is, you can bet there won't be any best girls getting saved. Never is.
>>142613408
Wow, the two worst.
>>142613664
He won't do that. It'll be hard for him to listen a crying, breathy, screaming and sobbing Beatrix, taking forever to die, and his mics won't shut it off.
>>142613489
>multiple waifus
>>142613664
Upset and sad.
>>142613664
>Theo been and edgelord faggot
I'll feel bad
>>142613946
I want to cum on those lips.
>>142613867
>He won't do that. It'll be hard for him to listen a crying
He doesn't seem to care, and certainly doesn't feel the guilt or remorse that the others do over killing people. I don't really think he loses any sleep over stabbing Werewolves like Annete or Walter might.
>>142613867
>[Episode 12] reminds us that Theodor isn't only a bad ass because he banged and killed Lise; he knows how to take out the trash.
>>142614239
Oh he felt guilt all right
PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>142614541
No, Theo's always been a bit of a psycho when it comes to how he treats his enemies. If anything, he'd feel pretty good about what he did to Beatrix and her battalion.
>>142614541
Theo's lack of empathy and tunnel-vision is a fucking plot point. Look at how he treats Lise, uses civilians as human shields, and executes prisoners with virtually zero personal guilt.
>>142614652
>>142614751
That's not how he is at all. Pls stop.
;_;
>>142614518
I will always fucking remember, and hate this poster.
>>142614843
He's a weak willed and easily manipulated edgelord.
>>142614933
He had 50 upvotes for this post.
>>142614843
Don't fool yourself, he is a massive asshole and does not care about others
>>142612649
No one!
Who /freedom/ here?
>>142612967
>that name
Who is Meiya most like in SM, your guys opinion?
>>142615129
Too bad that america is controlled by bankers/jews
Why didn't they listen?
![[Ohys-Raws] Schwarzesmarken - 10 (TX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_20.45_[2016.03.13_13.13.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RaJCgBU.jpg "[Ohys-Raws] Schwarzesmarken - 10 (TX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_20.45_[2016.03.13_13.13.02].jpg")
>>142614843
Theo sold out Lise in under three days. Even Axmann was surprised at how little it took to make Theo fold to save his own skin, especially when compared to Lise who took months and had one of the strongest wills he'd ever encountered.
He also lets Inghilde die, and was hoping that Annete would die too. The only reason he saved Gretel was because he believed that the stasi would blame her death on him. The very first thing he thinks of when he first sees Katia is that she's to much of a risk/issue and that shooting her would be more convenient.
Theo is a selfish douchebag, and it's actually one of the major reasons why he survived and much kinder or selfless individuals like Walter, Pham, Lise, Iris, Farka, and Jurgen did not.
>>142615252
putting a sheboon on the $20 is an insult, but then again Andrew Jackson would have been horrified if he had known they would have put him on the $20 bill. To be honest, debit cards, credit unions, and things like paypal and bitcoin are much more in keeping with Andrew Jackson's ideal than banknotes issued by the US Treasury.
Bang bang
>>142615328
>Been eaten by BETA
>get shoot by Gretel
They aren't bad ends afterall
I don't know which Daki to pick. I'm just torn between Sumika and Marimo.
>>142615328
Lise and Beatrix deserved to get fucked by Theo. Stop being so salty over it. Millions were saved, Katia's smile was protected, and the world is a better place now that the stasi are all gone.
>>142616488
>The stasi are all gone
Them and the rest of East Germany.
>>142616488
fuck off to reddit
>>142616488
>this is what MAL actually believes
>>142614843
Hey now you can love him but admit he's an asshole, take Lise for example. She has that tru rabu for Theo; the unconditional ride till you die sort of love yet she is very much aware of his faults and short comings. And she'd still follow him to hell and back, in fact she pretty much did exactly that. Didn't come out of it unscathed, sure, lost a bit of herself along the wayher mind, body, and soul chewed up and spit out by the Beastby the time he saw her again but she never lost that love because it was real.
He could be the worst human being on the planet and she'd still love him. And its not like she doesn't have her own issues to work out, issues she has for much the same reasons he has his own problems, sure about 100x more intense and for much longer than what he went through, but still the parallels are there and she can relate to his life experience and understand what makes him the paranoid prick he is today. They grew up together and suffered together, theres no one left on Earth who can know him like she does. Like a slightly smarter, cuter, but less wise Forest Gump she knows what love is and so do you Phamfag.
>>142616488
>Lise and Beatrix deserved to get fucked by Theo.Glad we can agree on one thing
Even if she is a secondary, Gretel will always be the main heroine of my heart
>>142616709
>liking secondaries
>>142616750
Yes and?
>>142616632Yeah.
>>142614053
>>142617239
>>142614053
Sexiest mouth pussy in all of Muv Luv.
>>142617422
>>142617239
>>142617422
>>142618093
What would be the best way to troll her?
>>142618630
>force Beatrix to bake a cake
> "accidentally" drop it on the floor, and "accidentally" let the dog eat it
>use stasi magic to take her to west Berlin on a deito
>take her home again afterwards
>give Lise headpats and compliments whenever the werewolves do something right
>scold Beatrix when the werewolves do something wrong
>unplug the freezer where she keeps Jurgen's frozen semen
Healinganon had some pretty good ideas.
>>142618630
Find out which rooms she's bugged and start playing the audio from pornos constantly.
>>142619326
>A man on an epic journey to find himself
>>142616408
Not picking Marimo-chan will forever make you a gigantic faggot.
>>142616623
Very Lise centric, but I like
>>142616534
And Europe!
Good luck keeping the thread alive, kameraden.
>>142621522
Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4l5axd6t_Y
I want to drizzle Lise with melted chocolateand then lick it all off her.
>>142624431
I can't wait until I get mine.
>>142623329
Why is pouting Beatrix so cute? Someone that evil shouldn't be as fucking cute as she is.
>>142624431
I can't wait till Destroyer-kun hangs out on my desk
>>142624635
Her full name is Pham Thi Lan, according to the wiki.
Ok, so Pham is actually her last name, but in Vietnamese culture you usually address a person by their first name... So shouldn't we be calling her Lan instead? Or should we actually be going by German or Japanese conventions by addressing her by her last name?
I somehow think nobody at Age even thought this one out, did they?
>>142624920
It's very clearly using Japanese conventions.
>>142624986
I might be overthinking this, but should we be using the proper Vietnamese addressing or Age's Japanese one, if we want to be "proper" about it? It's bugging me.
inb4 autism, etc.
>>142623329
>Stasi Theo gets mad at her
>Beatrix goes full dere
How much spaghetti would Theo spill?
>>142624664
>evil
>>142620723
>>142621522
Making her a mother!
>>142625194
>>evil
You'd have to be delusional to think otherwise.
>>142626316
MAL, don't you have somewhere else to be?
I want to turn Irisdina's cross on the wall upside down when she's not looking.
Injecting Katia with truth serum and asking her realy embarrassing questions!
>>142627075
*really
>>142626741
Does this look like a "good girl" to you?
>>142627124
>>142627075
Looks like someone ended up embarrassing themselves instead.
>>142612526
>True love never dies!
Got that right
>>142627265
10/10 good girl
Would follow that booty into battle
>>142627327
Damn it, man. Your dick is getting us into trouble again.
What is this thing good for?
>>142627368
There is a reason a dick points up to the heavens. It cannot lead you astray, it is the holy path, the most direct way to Heaven and the eternal glory of God's kingdom.
Follow your dick, he knows the way.
Anett is a really strange name for a boy.
>>142627374
Operating operationally!
>>142627265
She looks like really nice girl to me.
>>142627374
Making her walk around the neighborhood on all does fours naked, wearing nothing but a leash and collar, and making her pee in front of other people.
Also, belly rubs and ear scritching.
What is it about these braids that makes me wanna pull them?
Stop continually making and remaking these generals you fucking parasitic co-opters.
>>142628136
>general
We're discussing the nature of the protagonist's "heroic" qualities and the moral standing or lack thereof in his actions and how they affect the supporting cast around him, would you like to join?
>>142628136
Learn to ignore stuff that does nothing wrong besides triggering your autism
>>142627265
Why yes.
See, a villainess isn't simply defined by being a confident, powerful woman (or at least putting up that front).
>>142627312
;_;
>>142622145
I hope you let it cool a bit first or you'll be licking up third degree burns you fucking food sadist.
Besides she looks more like the whipped cream and strawberries type.
>>142628679
A villainess doesn't have to exude confidence and power either. The real tricky ones front innocent vulnerability to lower your guard. Theres no greater threat than the threat that goes unheeded.
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>>142630326
Smile status: protected
Theo dun good.
>>142630452
Wait until the BETA break through, that smile will be gone soon enough.
>>142629012
Yup. Hence >>142627374
>>142630452
>Smile status: protected
You do know how this ends, right?
>>142630606
>>142630620
What is wrong with you people that you look forward to seeing the destruction of this one girl's happiness?
>>142630452
There was another smile he could have protected. But oh well I still love Theo anyways.
Weird question, but do we ever find out what state Yuuya grew up in? Just curious if it was like Arkansas, Alabama, Tennessee, South Carolina, etc.
>>142630828
You talking about Iris? He did the best he could, but you can't win them all, and he got Katia in the end so not all's lost.
>>142629012
Maybe 45 degrees, hot enough to make her squirm but not much more than that
>>142630828
He protected the smiles that mattered.
>>142630769
'tis bullying lad.
>>142630926
>He got Katia in the end
Does he even like Katia in that way? Even if he does will Katia even reciprocate his feelings?
>>142631748
I think its the other way around. Isn't Katia imoutozoned?
>>142631801
This is Theo we're talking about. Getting imoutozoned isn't going to stop Katia from getting laid.
>>142631939
Further proof that the man has no morals and is but a tool of Iris and Katia.
>>142631990
To be fair having Lise as an imouto is gonna make any man a siscon, even if Theo fumbled their relationship like he was Cam Newton in the Super Bowl.
>>142630769
Because I know how devious and evil she really is.
>>142631748
Other way around dude. Katia wants the Theo bad.
CUTE SUMIKA!
>>142633969
Sumika is a bad person.
>>142628679
Cry not for she lives in the force
GODDAMMIT JAPMOOT FIX YOUR SHIT
>>142628352
I wanna make Anette happy, and fill her up with lots of babies!
Or is she not able to become an kaa-san, even accidental/not obvious kaa-san?
She'd have a nice look, stuffed with quadruplets.
>>142634120
>GODDAMMIT JAPMOOT FIX YOUR SHIT
Our death is soon here.
The end of 4chan
>>142634120
>Anette
>pleasant
That ugly bitch is anything but.
>>142634229
Fucking infidel scum
>>142634101
I don't know why ghost Cryska with Yuuya is so cute and adorable. Maybe it's her autismoe, still prevalent even in death. It's like she gives you a funny look when you ask how, why she's still able to cross over, because the answer is so self evident. Or maybe it's the slightly playfulness creeping on her face which is just too cute, like she is slowly still escaping her autism.
Any new news out there? Anything at all?
>>142634229
The fuck is wrong with you?
Anette a cute!
If only there was milf Anette.
>>142635526
Why is he so dead inside?
>>142635802
Too much fortified OJ
>>142635802
So that he can't remember all the things he lost.
More like Irisatan!
>>142636106
It all came tumbling down.
>you will never make Lise smile and hug you
>>142635802
dead friends
can't return to his world
Waifu is a shogun and he can't pork her
Therefore he became the edge
>>142636772
Well she is a corpse now so you cant.
>>142637476
That doesn't detract from what he said at all.
>>142637625
Yes you are right.
>>142637874
Blondes are so fucking gross.
>>142637890
Is this the hot opinions thread?
>>142620723
Does Latrova actually still dress up and be cute when it's off duty time, or has she been through too much and is old enough that she just doesn't care and is mom for the Zhar battallion?
I'm confused, since a lot of stuff shows her more "mature", and yet things like this official bit show she still has a somewhat cheeky side.
I know it's impolite to ask, but how old is she anyways? She has to be below 50 for sure.
And I guess it'd be asking for spoilers, but why is she interested in Yuuya in a seemingly more than regular relation way. The anime didn't really explain well, besides her son being taken away long ago, and I'm guessing from that that Yuuya reminds her of her son, what'd he be around now.
>>142637874
So who'd Beato's Wessi counterpart be? Bridgette?
>>142638049
>Does Latrova actually still dress up and be cute when it's off duty time, or has she been through too much and is old enough that she just doesn't care and is mom for the Zhar battallion?
A loyal comrade may not know they are off duty until KGB tells them they are
>I know it's impolite to ask, but how old is she anyways? She has to be below 50 for sure.
41 in 2001. She'd be around 57 today.
>
And I guess it'd be asking for spoilers, but why is she interested in Yuuya in a seemingly more than regular relation way. The anime didn't really explain well, besides her son being taken away long ago, and I'm guessing from that that Yuuya reminds her of her son, what'd he be around now.
In a nutshell, you got it. Her whole shtick is mother love, so when she sees someone who is comparable to a long lost son, her actions can make sense.
>>142638114German Meiya.
>>142637337
>Therefore he became the edge
literally
so much he shits on everyone and everything behind his TSF
someone post that pic where he talkes to the brains and finally he finally lets everything go
>>142630895
Really, nobody knows what state Yuuya grew up in? Or did they even put it into the source material?
>>142638543
Deep south IIRC
>>142638543
We don't know sadly. Just judging by their house and Mira's profession, I'd gander Virginia or one of the Carolinas. Maybe Mississippi. Definitely not one of the more inland Southern states I think, unless on the river possibly.
I don't think iit entered their minds. Which is a shame since it'd be cool to see full Southern Son Yuuya. I guess as someone here put, the story seems more applicable to haafus in Japan than the mixed kids in America. Similar, but very crucial differences, hence Yuuya's feelings looking odd at times to an American reader.
>>142638638
We know that, but what state? Alabama? Tennessee? Georgia?
I'd like to know if we ever got something more specific than just the Deep South.
How do we fix Beatrix and Iris relationship?
>>142638807
Find Jurgen's trail. The CIA believes he escaped to Argentina after a certain incident in a Stasi Beer hall.
Is
>How's Inghild, Anett?
too cruel for a greeting?
>>142638870
Very.
Then again, it is for Theo too, he's just much better at sublimating it.
>>142639057
>>142634120
>>142628352
I WANT TO RAPE ANETTE
>>142639057
Only focus on what you can save, tovarisch.
>>142638856
>you will never capture Beatrix alive chain them handcuff her and Iris and let Pham try to fix them
>>142639216
*ignore "chain them"
Forgot to delete that part, obviously.
>>142639262
>*
>>142638502
This one?
>>142639330I'm sleepy as fuck, anon. And it's raining where I am so my head hurts from hearing this fucking rain for hours, cut me some slack.
>>142639378
yes that one
Loli Lise is for spoiling.
I want to spill lemon juice on sleeping Katia and convince her she pissed herself again
>>142639621
Suzy is literally the most heroic SM character.
>>142640449
fuck off Suzy
>>142633969That slugstill looksbetter than the real Sumika
>>142642068
>>142642068
>>142642068
>>142631250
>He protected the smiles that mattered.
>Didn't protect Pham
>Didn't protect Inghild
>Didn't protect Sylwia
>Didn't protect Vivi
>Didn't protect Walther
>Didn't protect Anette(not dead but even more fucked up than she started)
>Didn't protect Lise. Twice.
>Didn't protectBeatrix
>Didn't protect the Oder-Neisse line
>Didn't protect East Germany
>Didn't protect the morale broken incapacitated Farkas after snuffing out their last light.
>Didn't protect a single best girl
Nah fuck you Katiafag.
>>142638403
Too Weeaboo.
>>142643109
Never forget Vivi
>tfw no TSF Thälmann Battalion
I don't like this new slutty Beato.
>>142645833
I think it would be funny if they went out of their way to make an extra-verse Beatrix pure deredere
>>142646697
Deredere Beato:
>bakes cakes everyday
>ara aras all the time
>gives out hugs like Pham
>but still teases at will
Do want.
>>142646697
She'd probably be a bitch to everyone and only go full dere around Jurgen.
>>142646947
>you will never bend over a deredere Beato in a naked apron as she bakes a cake
>>142647095
Nah, more like a mean Yuuko, not really a bitch but still not entirely pleasant.
>>142647139
Please tell me that man won't be in Extra
>>142647275
>SM Extra
>Axmann's career hit a dead end since he is too sadistic
>Axmann is stuck steam-opening letters in the MfS's basement
>>142647275
It's a protein cake now
>>142647275
Who'd be Jurgen's rival then?
>>142647534
He doesn't need one. But if he must have a male counterpart to clash with then Theo.
>>142647139
>>142647275
>>142647374
What If Axmann was a joke character?
>>142647769
What if Axmann was a joke?
>>142648089
IT WAS JUST A PRANK, BRO
>>142648306
What if Axmann was?
>>142648349
What if Axmann was a social construction?
You're lying in bed next to Lise early one morning, when yet again, you notice a third person lying on the interdimensional mattress on Lise's other side. It's been a little while since this happened. It's been a few months since the last guests arrived, Sylwia's friends Kaja and Irena. You look over your sleeping wife, at the third person on the bed. Like the two poles, she isn't wearing an NVA uniform. Her own uniform is charcoal gray with sky blue piping. Furthermore, the girl in your bed is clearly some sort of east Asian, with a white ribbon wrapped around the hair draped over her shoulder. You wake up Lise, and point to the girl beside her.
"She's not one of yours, is she?"
Lise shakes her head. "Obviously not."
"Shower time?"
Showers are a very important part of the day for the two of you. Since the three kids in the house and the occasional interdimensional stray all like to suddenly appear in your bed without notice, showers are one of the few times you can have extra-special healing times without getting disturbed. Lise goes on ahead to the bathroom while you put on a pot of coffee. A moment later, you join her and partake in your morning routine. You get out of the bathroom feeling incredibly refreshed. AS you pour a mug of coffee for Lise and yourself, the girl who was in your bed wanders into the living room carrying her boots in her hand. Lise takes a sip of coffee, and smiles at her.
"Hi there. You're probably pretty confused right now. Why don't you have a cup of coffee, and we'll get you up to speed."
Lise picks up her tablet, which is on the coffee table, and scrolls through some web pages, before handing it to you. She whispers in your ear, "This is strange, she's not from my story, she's from.... later."
The girl takes a cup of coffee you handed her, and looks up, confused. Suddenly, you hear the deadbolt on the front door turning, and Theo steps into the room, wearing a pair of zip off hiking pants, trail runners and a polyester t-shirt.
>>142649920
The anticipation is killing me.
>>142649920
Oh shit it's Yuimoto.
>>142647139
>Schwarzesmaken Extra
>Reverse the switch worlds thing that unlimited started
>It's regular SM Theo going to school with everyone now.
>He can't believe it at first
>Just as he finally starts to relax, no stasi, no party, no BETA, etc.
>Axman appears
>Ominous music in the background
>Starts behaving in exactly the same way he does in the main series
>Theo pants status: shateveryone ignores him cause in reality he's the school's resident chuuni
I will die laughing if this happens.
>>142649920
So, Yui is confirmed for dead?
noice
>>142650312
Axmann is ten years older than Theo. He'd probably be doing some other shit. Theo would probably shit more bricks over seeing Beatrix than Axmann.
>>142649920
Healanon, what about the kids?
Or am I thinking wrong? I thought Lise had a pair of twins already?or I'm trapped in the cycle having memories "I've never lived through" course through me after so many times
>>142649920
So according to Healanon Yuimouto didn't survive the hit.
Well at least she has a chance at wining a Xbowl now.
>>142650491
I said he'sthe school's resident chuuninever said anything about him being a student in their class, I was thinking more among the lines of teacher.
>>142650646
What would he teach? Woodworking?
>>142650736
Biology?
>>142650736
Social Studies
>>142650736
Psychology.
>>142650736
>>142650764
>>142650803
>>142650915
If there's something I learned from Majikoi is that there's plenty of room for silly as fuck teachers, I am in full support of this idea simply cause the amount of joke characters who are also teachers is criminally low.
>>142651129
Herr Axmann teaching Ethics and Sozialkunde would be droll even if played seriously though.
>>142651129
>Theo and Lise transfer to his class
>Theo drops out after three days
>Lise's perfect GPA is forever tainted with aD
Boing
>>142651596
Superior Boing
>>142651686
Go away alienslut
>>142651686
You posted the wrong image, here's the right one.
>>142651596
>>142651686
>>142652000
I'm listening
>>142652000
No. I'm perfectly positive that I posted the correct image.
>>142652000
Iris's Irises don't deserve so fine digits!
>>142652116
Oops, you posted another incorrect image! Luckily the friendly users of /a/ are ready to assist you in rectifying your mistakes.
>>142652344
No. I posted the correct image and every of my statements is factually correct.
>>142652412
I wonder if that material is as slippery as it looks
>>142652412
What's factually correct is that Sumika's ass is concave.
>>142651596
>>142652000
>>142652344
How big can those Irises get?
>>142652516
SumikAss is perfect shape and size.
Anything Sumika is perfect.
>>142650567
she has a pair of twins and an eldest, they're mentioned in the second paragraph.
>>142650603
It's more fun this way.
>>142652595
Well, I'm off to bed.
Posting The Winner.
>>142612649
ja
>>142653034
Alright. Have a nice sleep.
>>142652517
Big enough
>>142653063
Stupid Least Germans can't even throw communists out of helicopters correctly. That thing is way too close to the ground.
>>142653463
Pinochet pls go
>my waifu will never be relevant
why I am still here?
>>142639526
Loli Lise needs a father who isn't crazy enough to try to hop the wall with Muv-luv stasi guarding it. And friends who won't dump her just because the gov shut down her drama club. And more ribbons. Maybe a stuffed bear too.
>>142653584
To suffer obviously.
>>142654074
Thanks cookie
>>142649920
Yui looks up, and sees the man at the front door. She freezes.
"What is he doing here?"
The three of you turn at the girl, who is staring at Theo with a look of anger and mistrust. Theo looks confused.
"This is my sister's house. We were going to go on a hike today."
Yui looks at you and Lise, suddenly alarmed. "That man is a dangerous terrorist! We're all in danger right now."
Lise tilts her head, "That's my brother. Siblings like to spend time together, you know."
You detect a hint of a smirk on Lise's face. Theo clearly feels put on the spot, but you can't for the life of you tell whether he's trying to hide something. Yui is doing her trademark glower at the three of you.
"He's a terrorist. He tried to make the BETA destroy the world. He thinks they're a divine scourge or something."
Somebody had obviously been reading her intelligence reports. Theo laughs.
"The BETA don't exist here. They never existed here."
"What?"
"Listen, you came from a different world, where the BETA exist. You died, but you aren't dead, and this isn't heaven. This is something different."
Yui looks confused for a moment. Theo moves in for the rhetorical kill.
"And I'm not the master. That was probably some absurd lie made up by a crazy person. I just run a community day care and preschool with my mother."
You aren't sure whether he's lying on the first part, but it doesn't matter. That's his story, and he's stuck to it for almost a decade. The second part, however, is true. Theo had been totally unemployable in every other aspect since arriving on the interdimensional mattress, so he was put to work babysitting by the other members of his ersatz family. When to everybody's surprise, it turned out he was actually pretty good at it, he converted his basement and back yard into a child care center, and got the necessary licenses and education. Yui doesn't seem so sure, but the fact that she has yet to bolt through the open door behind Theo is an encouraging sign.
>>142654188
>Theo had been totally unemployable in every other aspect since arriving on the interdimensional mattress, so he was put to work babysitting by the other members of his ersatz family. When to everybody's surprise, it turned out he was actually pretty good at it, he converted his basement and back yard into a child care center, and got the necessary licenses and education.
...somehow, I believe it. Absolutely unsure why though.
>>142654525
You're not the only one. I get the feeling he'd be good with small kids and babies. Don't know where it comes from.
>>142654675
Just don't let him near Beato and Jurgen's kids.
>>142654525
>>142654675
>Theo the pre-school and elementary teacher
>Iris the middle- and high-school teacher
It fits.
>>142654675
Theo could be just as manipulative, charismatic, intelligent, and dangerous as Axmann or Jurgen if only he'd take his head out of his asshole.
>>142654879
Yeah, but then Axmann or Beatrix would have taken notice of him. The fact that everyone just assumed he was a weak willed dolt allowed him to fly under the radar.
>>142654879
>that pic
Everytime
>>142654963
But he is a weak willed dolt.
>>142655082
By choice, not by nature.
>>142650312
That'd be bretty cool. Reminds me of Nurutu mirror world Sasuke.
>>142649920
Well now.Unless she's not dead.
Either way, the main story is being revived!
>>142654188
>Theo completely unemployable
Wow, you really do hate Theo, healanon.I laughed because my cousin has been doing this for some years now.He's been pretty successful, and I am good with kids too.
That's kinda heartwarming actually, you'd think it'd be Inghild or Pham who were made to be the group's babysitter, but no it's Theo. His heart is still there, I told you guys.
>>142656299
>That'd be bretty cool. Reminds me of Nurutu mirror world Sasuke.
Who called the pleb patrol?
>>142654963
But Beatrix DID take notice of him. Just from the LN alone, she already outright encouraged him to defect to her, and if the one who saved Katia and himself was her, looking out for him too.
And speaking of Axmann, it seems he's aware Theo knows better than he lets on. Hell, even in the anime, he tried to get him onside.
>>142656299
>Theo
>heart
that's a good one
>>142656398
Calm your tits, I just said it reminded me, that's all. Since you know, said chuuni, and everyone ignoring Theo 'weirdness' and all.
>>142653584
Whose is yours?
>>142653159
>that smiling Yuuhi
>>142654188
So TE characters are making it over too now. Unless it's because it's connected to Theo, in which case not many then.
>>142651596
>>142651686
Reminder that all of this is a hoax and IXTL will never publish this for real even if Cookie or other guys from âge cared about it.
>>142650603
>>142656657
You really think people would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>142656437
Doesn't she compliment Theo a lot in their final battle, remarking about how much he's grown from the sniveling wreck he started out as?
Rᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴠᴏᴛᴇ ғᴏʀ Jüʀɢᴇɴ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ!!!
>>142657946
Sorry, but I'm going to vote forGretel
>>142657946
But I don't have a Nico account.And I wanna see the Soviet bully making autismoe jealous.
Is this the primary poll for deciding who gets art?
>>142658139
Yes, final voting last Friday was the run up
>>142658139
>But I don't have a Nico account.
It's 2016
>>142658252
IT IS THE CURRENT YEAR
IT IS 2016 ALREADY
HOW HAVE WE NOT YET DEFEATED THE BETA
COME ON ITS 2016 PEOPLE
>>142658548
The only people who don't have moontube accounts are newfriends :^)
>>142638870
Yes.
>>142639095
She already has PTSD issues, why would you do that?Unless you're implying the D can cure her
>>142658648
>spoiler
PTSD is an acronym for Pretty Thick and Strong Dick for a reason.
>>142612526
postan bast grills.
>>142654188
>Lise tilts her head, "That's my brother. Siblings like to spend time together, you know."
>You detect a hint of a smirk on Lise's face.
Bullying!
>>142658799
Posting
>>142658648
>spoiler
Yes, but it has to be the ~right~ dick.
>>142658139
You know how easy it is to make a nico?
You probably don't have a pixiv account either, pleb.
>>142658648
>She already has PTSD issues, why would you do that?
oh she will be cured alright
