It was Kumasawa-san, in the guesthouse, with a mackerel!
Did you enjoy Extreme Cluedo? What's your theory, /a/non?
it was kinzo's dog
Did you even read the visual novel? It was very clearly a witch who killed everyone.
>>142565953
Nonsense. Magic isn't real. Just because you don't understand something, you call it magic. You're like a caveman seeing fire for the first time and attributing it to a God. When did you stop thinking, anon?
I have always and will always stick by Magical Gohda Chef
God I miss Umineko threads back in the day. All the theories and all the anticipation of new releases.
Will there ever be a ride as wild as Seacats? Tell me there will be, /a/. Please.
I'm rereading this and there's some red text that seems strange for the Shkanontrice theory or whatever it was called. In episode 3, the first twilight has the connected closed rooms. The red text states:
>6 people: Kinzo, Genji, Shannon, Kanon, Gohda, and Kumasawa are dead!
>There is no one hiding in the six rooms!
>The six people died instantly!
>Only the victims are inside the rooms, and no other people exist inside the rooms.
>The six people were not killed by traps.
>None of the six people committed suicide!
Wouldn't Yasuda's "deaths" have to be suicides? And how are they dead if they can just get back up again later and play the same part (such as Kanon with Jessica at the end of the episode)?
>>142565953
What a shitty theory. Don't you have some grass to eat and shit out, you goat?
>>142566626
R07 is working on something new.
>>142567010
I honestly believe Shkanontrice is a red herring.
There are still ways to kill the victims from outside the rooms, or to kill them from the inside and get out whilst still locking the door.
Shkanon is too obvious. It was spoonfed to us over the course of several episodes which leads me to think we should discard it.
>>142567742
Ryukishi even said that if you believe the theories presented you're a goat.
>>142567742
>>142568059
This. You are supposed to come up with your own theories. Yasu is bullshit. Kyrie is bullshit.
I want to deito Lucifer.
>>142567742
>There are still ways to kill the victims from outside the rooms, or to kill them from the inside and get out whilst still locking the door.
How?
>Of all of the doors that exist on Rokkenjima, none has a crack through which a key can slip.
>All of the doors and windows in the 6 rooms are normal.
>No device exists which can lock them without a key, such as an auto-lock.
I believe in Shkanontrice but I also want to iron out the inconsistencies. Personally, I think it would be cheap to have all the evidence pointing to a specific culprit with a motive and backstory in keeping with the themes of the story but then have it secretly be another culprit just because "it's too easy" or because it's unexpected. I'm not saying it can't be another culprit, just that it would be dumb and cheapen the narrative if it was.
I want to fuck Lambdadelta!
>>142565861
Posting best Seacat.
>>142569256
You all need some HOPE
>>142567742
The additional Red Truths in the manga make any other theories pretty much impossible. Just look at this one for instance
How do I get into Umineko? Game, anime or manga?
>>142567742
Go back to bed KNM.
>>142573193
Game.
it was the servant with the mutilated dick who was the incest daughter-granddaughter of kinzo and blew up the island with a wwii bomb
>>142566057
Flipping the chessboard on that logic, it also means that anything that could be attributed to magic could actually be done with some unknown advanced technology or other such thing. The gods could all be advanced aliens or some bullshit like that, but that doesn't change what they do or how they act. So we come to the same conclusion, that Beatrice is the murderer. Whether she did it with genuine magic or unknown advanced technology doesn't matter.
>>142571234
Food in the bombs. I KNEW IT.
>>142567742
>>142568059
>The author's wrong! His work is wrong! I don't like it so it's wrong because he has to be infallible!
Every time
>>142576759
It's often coupled with a lot of dumb misunderstandings like "lol DID" and "Yasu killed everyone because Battler didn't get her a pony"
>>142565953
>Did you even read the visual novel?
Did you read Chiru?
Higurashi is in a completely different set of game-boards than umineko, the only thing that links the two stories together is the fact that it's Bern and lambda's second game togeather
