Old Oldseph coming soon.
http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
>>142458608
Make it banner size too
>>142458847
The animeonlies are gonna be pretty disappointed with Joseph in DiU.
>>142458899
Well to be fair he's still voiced by lovable grandpa Unsho Ishizuka and he'll even shout Oh! My! God! at one point.
How many people do you think died because of Bohemian Rhapsody?
>>142458877
wuz the banner size. 300x100?
>>142458975
/m/-fag here
Current Super Sentai series had an episode with both Oldseph's VA doing a side character and Okuyasu's VA do a MOTW in the same episode.
Shit was so cash
>>142458847
Someone should just push him overboard now so we don't have to waste time watching him be useless.
>>142459031
Wasn't all Tokyo destroyed? It also said Japan was a fucking mess. Probably millions.
>>142458847
Poor Joseph
>>142459048
Yeah, filesize should be less than 100KB too
Is there gifs or webms of Okuyasu crying at Tonio's?
>>142459123
>Caesar, is that you?
everytime man
>>142459050
>shit was so cash
>not 'shit was not crash'
Are you even trying?
>Josuke tries to revive his grandpa
>"I'm sorry, but when someone dies they're gone for good."
Total bullshit. Jotaro did just that with Joseph. After watching his soul fly off.
Fuck, is Joseph soulless? When did the affair happen again, because this might be the reason he deviated from the one woman rule of the Joestars.
>>142458847
I'm actually a bit glad that Jotaro never got that old. He was always presented as the big strong guy, so seeing him senile would destroy me.
>>142459297
Josuke was born 4 years before Part 3, so at least 5 years I'd imagine. Tomoko was still only 19 iirc.
>>142459125
i made the logo smaller and i had to cut okuyasu in half to make it fit
>>142459310
I'm imaging right know a really old Jonathan happily dying in his bed while huging a newborn Jolyne with all his family around him.
Fuck you Dio.
>>142459331
Wel shit, never mind.
So how come Jotaro didn't get the help of Okuyasu & Josuke for when they where trying to stop Pucci? I'm kind of sad that they're never really mentioned again, however Jotaro appears in 4 parts.
>>142459385
>cut okuyasu in half
Go home, Kira, you're drunk.
>>142459297
Joseph took the last drops of magic vampiric blood from the world.
>>142459388
>Jotaro: "And when you were just a wee baby, we had to pry you out of your great-great-great-grandfather's cold dead hand"
>>142459411
Josuke is probably off being a cop in Morioh. I don't think Jotaro would want to bother him. But it would've been nice to see every living Joestar show up for a final battle against Pucci, and then inevitably lose.
'tis time to judge each other's shit taste
>>142459388
>Jonathan happily dying in his bed while hugging a newborn Jolyne
That's fucked up man.
>>142459551
Tell you what, let's never post these again.
>>142459551
I didn't know "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" was a battle cry.
>>142459123
I recall someone explaining why he didn't keep up the hamon but I can't remember why.
>>142459577
Jonathan would probably die in a plane crash.
>>142459642
For the last time, Araki, Jonathan isn't Joseph. They are different characters.
>>142459632
The first time he actively trained his Hamon was against the Pillar Men. Everything else was just youthful virility, stop acting as if Joseph actually ever having had a period wher he "kept up his Hamon training" was canon.
>>142459599
wryyyyyyyyy you dope
>>142459632
he says in part 2 that hes lazy and the only reason hes bothering to learn it is so he can get the rings off his heart and throat, he cant be fucked to spend several hours a day doing breathing exercises just so he can live another 30 years or so
>>142459599
kek
>>142459411
okuyasu is still taking care of his monster father in part 6. if he hasnt killed himself already
>>142459688
Ever heard of Giorno?
>>142459695
>>142459724
I see. Thanks.
>>142459727
The end of Part 4 showed that his life was getting better though, his dad was getting better and adopting Stray Cat got him thinking again like how adopting Shizuka got Joseph thinking again.
>>142459727
Part 6 Okuyasu is a goofy high school teacher who can't ever get laid or rich but always cares for his students.
>>142459727
If ZA HANDO really was just a portal he wouldn't even be able to confirm his death, so he probably wouldn't even try.
>>142459727
>posting sad Oku
>>142459732
Jolyne's boyfriend, right?
>>142459727
Couldn't he donate him to the speedwagon foundation?
>>142459727
Could Giorno cure Okuyasu's father?
Why do The Hand & Cream only have a B for destruction power, when they can erase things from existence?
>>142459848
Yes, since Giorno can create life from things without a soul.
do you think okuyasu masturbates thinking about his dead aniki?
why is the buono symbol so satisfying?
>>142459846
He loves his dad despite all the shit he did and wants him to get better and live a normal life, he wouldn't just hand him over to SPW. Jotaro probably asked if he could have some of his skin for them to study though.
>>142459879
[citation needed]
>>142459900
"Good shit"
>>142459900
because its a high quality made in italy meme
>>142459917
here
>>142459879
The stats are completely arbitrary and Araki just makes them up in like 10 seconds as an afterthought. He said in an interview that he only included them because he thought that it would help readers understand the concept of Stands better (back when it was this revolutionary new thing no one had written about before) and that he gives them the bare minimum amount of thought. So don't think too hard about it.
>>142459980
Ah okay, thanks anon.
>>142459879
>they can erase things from existence?
But that's wrong. Nobody knows what they do.
>>142459727
Sucks that Hamon probably would have worked on fixing up of his fucked up dio cell body.
But that doesn't exist anymore.
all mankind share same thing love for buono. through buono,unity.
>>142459551
I always found pucci kind of boring as a villain, to me he never had the charisma of a DIO or Valentine. Although to be fair to him, he did accomplish every one of his goals
Fuck you Prince. Stop erasing songs from my Youtube Jojo's playlist, you fucking ghost faggot.
>>142460029
NP friendo. When you look at it half of the Stands have stats that make no sense. The only one that seems consistent is Development Potential.
>>142460247
This must be the work of an enemy Stand
>>142458975
When does he shout OH MY GOD again?
i like to think Josuke sleeps at Okuyasu's house every weekend to keep him company.
>>142460282
I think it's during Achtung Baby
>>142460285
Not with that awful hairband. God, fuck tumblr.
>>142460145
It does but Joseph is lazy and they outright say that DIO's cells fused with Okuyasu's dad's cells. There was nothing left to fix, if he used it it'd just burn through all of his cells and kill him.
>>142460216
Pucci is my favourite for a number of reasons, but he's not terribly charismatic. Like Kira and Diavolo I guess, they like to remain hidden and Pucci was basically lying low his whole life and having to play the role of a priest so he doesn't get many chances. And he still fucked up on his main goal which was to let everyone see their own fate since Emporio ripped his face off before he could finish a complete loop.
>>142460285
do they give eachother brojobs?
>>142459950
Can't see shit captain, but it doesn't matter. I don't remember if accuracy was its own stat, but I suggest that "Destruction Power" doesn't just mean the ability to ruin shit, but the ability to ruin the exact shit you want ruined.
>>142460377
what, do you think he keeps that shitty hairdo at night too?
>>142460285
>Pink Floyd
Josuke doesn't like Pink Floyd. Crazy D.'s name was given by jotaro. Josuke's favourite band is Prince.
>>142460420
Neither have girlfriends (despite Josuke making girls wet just by being in the same town) so yeah, I guess so.
>>142460458
maybe jotaro gave him the shirt
>>142460420
Maybe
>>142460468
I'm sure Okuyasu could get some girls if he asserted himself a little more.
But then again he's probably too stupid to know what being assertive means
>>142460445
Oh sorry I didn't realize a Japanese kid living in 1999 would wear a shitty hairband whenever he puts his delinquent hair down
>>142460445
Yes
>>142460339
Do you have the panel? My friend's an animeonly and he got really excited to see Joseph on the boat, and he kept asking stuff like "Will he say 'YOUR NEXT LINE IS' or 'OH MY GOD!'?"
He's probably gonna be upset when he sees Joseph acting senile
is it friday yet
>>142460584
You should just spoil everything and say Joseph's the new main villain of Part 4
>>142460605
>spoiling people on Hermit Purple Over Heaven and Tomoko and Yukako getting raped
Monster.
>>142460590
Tomorrow
>>142460584
>He's probably gonna be upset when he sees Joseph acting senile
Record his reaction and post it here we can make fun of him.
>>142460648
That's what they get for not reading the manga.
That uncensored rape scene was some ballsy stuff. And Kakyoin killing Jotaro was unexpected too
Araki you madman
Which Brojo gives the best brojobs? I think Speedwagon is strong contendant.
>>142460285
>>142460497
This is why these threads are garbage
>>142460705
If he counts, Anasui with those dick-sucking lips man.
>>142460728
The only thing those lips want is pure Jolyne pussy juice
>>142460767
>The only thing those lips want is pure Jolyne pussy piss
>>142460684
I'm not even gay or a shipper but I always felt that Josuke/Okuyasu is the only decent gay pairing in the entirety of media I've ever consumed, and it's not even real
>>142460605
>spoiling this
It's like telling them that King Crimson in sentient and possesses Giorno and Golden Experience has to use the arrow to turn into Requiem
>>142460799
>they spend so much effort in the artstyle but they can't learn basic tv filters
Eyes of Heaven seems really bad, but I feel like I have to buy it to support jojo in the west
>>142460819
it's like telling them kars convinced killer queen to become his stand
Will my gay friend who loves Cardcaptor Sakura like Jojo?
>>142460883
>support jojo in the west
Why would you do something so stupid
>>142460883
Buy the manga instead.
So did Soft & Wet inherit anything from Part 8 Kira's Killer Queen?
It seems virtually identical to Josefumi's Stand in terms of appearance and abilities.
>>142460891
Ha, next thing you'll tell me Kira learns Hamon and kills Lisa Lisa
>>142460819
It's like telling them that Gyro uses the corpse to kill Valentine and Johnny because he gets mad with power
>>142460928
It's got the exploding bubbles. It used them against Yotsuyu, the twins, and Damo too.
>>142460896
Depends, the shows are pretty different. If he's into big guys he might like the earlier stuff and if he likes twinks he might like the newer stuff. That said that's only the art style, the story and characters themselves aren't really that gay at all so it comes down to whether he enjoys it for that and has his enjoyment augmented by the cute boys.
>>142460941
Or that Kars also gets White Snake Requiem.
>>142460928
S&W's bubble have a slight concussive force to them from KQ, but it's not super powerful. He used it to shatter Damo's glasses in the latest chapter but it's not powerful enough to cause any proper damage.
Kars wanted to become the ultimate lifeform and basically become immortal and Straits went mad because he was getting old and became a vampire. It makes sense that Joseph let himself age and not become like them.
>>142458847
>twf Tonio is a good guy from the very beginning
Araki got me there.
>>142461041
There is nothing wrong with living a few centuries, Tompetty was a cool guy.
>>142461041
Nah, he was just lazy. That's already in character for him.
Also he was faking old age to get away with everything.
Soon
>>142461082
Read the manga.
>>142460404
Was there ever an explanation as to why Crazy Diamond couldn't do it?
>>142460718
do you have a problem with gays or with people shipping characters? because both are stupid things to hate.
I can't wait for Akira's solo.
>>142460799
why would kakyoin have the hand symbol on him?
>>142461315
>it's all star
>>142459031
anyone who felt emotion when looking at a piece of art most likely died, so a lot.Unless they had a stand then they might have a chance
>>142461249
kek
Do you think they'll add any more filler scenes between Oldseph and Josuke in the anime?
Perhaps they'll add a few more scenes of the fight of Okuyasu with Akira, I really just want them to change the fight up a bit so it feels more like Okuyasu got a satisfying revenge on Akira.
>>142461289
Crazy D can't fix diseases
>>142461289
Cause they weren't broken. Something that is broken up he can put back together, but if something grows to be some way then he can't fix it
>>142461532
It can, it just has a time limit AND okuyasu's dad wasn't ill in the first place, he just turned into another healthy being
Josuke is such a dick to his father
This is now a Kira thread, feel free to talk about his hand fetish
how the fuck have we survived for like two decades without having clear separate names for SC joseph and DiU joseph?
Something like solidus joseph and old joseph
>>142461526
Screw that, I want a Jolyne cameo.
Doesn't even need to be a voiced role. Just have Jotaro look at a picture of her before going rat hunting.
>>142461732
Joseph is Big Boss if anything. Jotaro would be the Solid Snake of JoJo.
>>142461115
Besides Suzy Q, Joseph probably outlived most of his friends. Hell, even the new ones he made in Part 3 didn't last very long and he arguably outlives the entire group before the universal reset.
>>142461732
Old Joseph and Older Joseph
Foxy Grandpa and Grand Dad
>>142461732
Young Joseph, Old Joseph and Oldest Joseph.
>>142461769
They wouldn't do a voiced cameo anyway since Jolyne was sick during DiU.
>>142461730
Son of a bitch, I fell for it!
>>142461814
>Joseph is the only crusader that is still alive
Holy shit
>>142461796
Josuke is solid jojo
DIO is liquid ocelot
Joseph is big boss
I guess that makes jonathan liquid? doesn't quite fit
>>142461863
>Who are Jotaro and Polnareff
>>142461769
That would be nice but I really would love to see more interactions between Joseph and Josuke, their moments were pretty heartwarming. Just a few scenes here and there of Joseph with Shizuka tailing with the gang would be great.
>>142461896
A corpse and a ghost.
>>142461896
Jotaro is killed by Pucci and Polnareff has his soul stuck in a turtle after being slain by Diavolo.
Presumably, Joseph was still alive before Pucci Christopher Reeve'd the world.
>>142461864
Hierphant Green = Psycho Mantis
is it true that dio swings both ways?
>>142461864
I understand that you're trying to fit Part 4 with MGS4 but that's now it works. There's 5 main games to MGS and 8 different JoJo parts, you need to flex a little.
Jotaro - Solid Snake
DIO - Liquid Snake
Joseph - Naked Snake/Big Boss
>>142461896
What is a manga?
>>142461950
>Presumably, Joseph was still alive
Except we have no reason to believe this
>>142461836
Since when?
>>142461965
only when araki was pressed by a fujoshit interviewer
>>142461912
You'll always have this:
https://youtu.be/pRpeUWTQVeU?t=615
>>142461965
DIO was already "hitting on" polnareff, he was always extremely sexual for both genders
So what do you guys think of the whole large fries vs. fried chicken debate?
>>142462062
god anon that interview was fucking cringeworthy. i mean i can see dio as bisexual but the way that girl kept pushing her headcanons on araki was just so embarassing.
>>142462173
UnnecessaryFries are objectively better
>>142462039
She was sick when she was 4 years old it says that in Stone Ocean.
>>142462039
She says in the beginning of SO that when she was 6 that Jotaro was 'off in the countryside' while she was super sick and didn't come home. It's implied to be when he was in Morioh which makes his presence in Part 4 kind of depressing since he couldn't just leave everything to a bunch of teenagers and he knew he may not see his daughter agains.
>>142462295
Here we go.
>>142461718
well joseph basically never visited him and made his mother suffer. he has reasons to not like him.
>>142462173
>large fries > fried chicken
>Yasuho > Daiya
>Yasuho > Karera
Gappy has shit taste
>>142460445
>>142462369
Well the way he acted towards Joseph would have been rude to anyone. You gotta think about it without context.
>>142462377
>>142462599
what the fuck anon.
Reminder that Koichi vs. Yukako was meant to be a callback to Jonathan vs. Dio right down to Yukako's fondness for Koichi being more about control than genuine affection and Koichi triumphing over her brute force with guile.
Yukako even almost gets impaled by her own arrogance like Dio did during the mansion fight.
Just finished reading Stone Ocean.
People often say "[villain] did nothing wrong", but Pucci LITERALLY did nothing wrong.
Can someone post te sweaty Kira picture?
>>142462846
I mean knowing your own fate is a good way to become suicidal but but his heart was sort of in the right place. Now leave before you get spoiled, Part 7 is a reboot and a very good one. The second half is probably the best the series has ever been. And 8 is going incredibly well so far, might even top 7.
>>142462846
agreed
>>142462846
Died like a bitch.
A gay, black bitch.
Also, one of the new universes he helped create had his beloved Dio gruesomely killed TWICE.
>>142462846
Pucci did nothing right. He tried to use the eternal return of the universe to change the eternal return itself. Nigger couldn't be more of a reatard.
>>142463019
To be fair he almost managed to pull it off, retarded as it is.
>>142463005
Pucci is not black
>>142463077
>"almost"
Just like every villain ever "almost" win in the end.
>>142463085
except he is.
>>142462369
>David didn't use this kind of art-style for Part 4
I hate how fucking bubblegum and vibrant everything is, it won't fit the tone of the later fights at all.
>>142463161
He's just dark skinned Italian, this is literally a major plot point in his flashback.
>>142463128
He did more than all the villains in the series combined though
>>142463221
his parents are black anon. thats why the kkk went apeshit on weather report.
>>142463250
That's wrong because Part 1 Dio won during his part.
>>142463282
The only nigger was Wes' stepfather.
>>142463305
Part 1 Dio killed Jonathan and took over his body, Pucci killed the whole crew of part 6 and successfully managed to reset the universe.
>>142463250
>>142463305
Kars also won.
>>142463305
Valentine won too. He died, but America still had the corpse in the end.
>>142463383
Kars didn't actually do much though when he won, he just showed off his power then got blasted to space. Didn't kill anyone or cause any serious harm.
>>142462193
sauce?
>>142463282
Weather Report and Pucci are 100% related brothers who are Italian whites, the KKK only harassed Wes (at Pucci's request, no less) because of his adopted family's color which was black.
The only reason this is even an issue is because of the color scans and most of the volume covers coloring Pucci dark, in the story he is completely white. He is even colored lightly in one of the covers.
>>142460813
t. Never had any friends in high school (likely) or isn't male (very unlikely, but possible)
>>142463423
Valentine wanted the first napkin, he never really cared about America.
>>142463432
>Didn't kill anyone or cause any serious harm.
But everything bad that happened in Jojo was because of Kars' fault.
>>142463352
I don't think he considered an Oxygen overdose, getting punched to shreds, and screaming impotently at the little boy responsible for the above to be "winning"
>>142462295
he could not call her because of Akira;-;
>>142463498
No, but you rarely see such close friendships in anime
>>142463282
Reread it. His family was tan and Weather got swapped at birth so his stepfather was black. This is what set the KKK off. It was Araki trying to say racism is bad by showing that the KKK literally didn't give a shit about Pucci being darker, they still lynched Weather for being black. Pucci came from a well to do family and his sister was as white as they come. It's time for a reread of SO for you anon.
>>142463448
http://ls57tiger.freepgs.com/jojo/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=6796
How did they even find out about Josuke if Joseph never knew he had a son in the first place? Who put him in the registry?
>>142463486
>most of the volume covers coloring Pucci dark
The vast majority of covers have him just as pale as everyone else. The only illustrations that have him dark are the villain group shot from 2012 and that one cover where he's walking out the door, and the latter might just be because he's in the shadow there.
>>142461664
Read the manga
What kind of sex positions did Weather and Perla Pucci enjoy the most for their incest relationship?
>>142463625
I have, though. We're getting RHCP and invisible baby, then rohan, ratt, etc
The time limit is a bit of an assumption, but that okuyasu's dad is healthy anyway is canon
>>142459031
Billions of people would have died
>>142463605
Hermit Purple
>>142463658
The lynching mob
>>142463605
Joseph DID know he was just pretending to be senile so Suzi Q would stop hitting him.
>>142463669
Does Bohemian Rhapsody have unlimited range?
>>142463724
Yes because it uses the power that was put into making the piece of art to come to life.
>>142463724
Yeah
>Mikitaka's planet freaking out against xenomorphs and predators
>>142463547
The way that Josuke and Okuyasu act is the exact same as 99% of the kids at my school
>>142463724
Apparently according to the wiki
>>142459787
>Jojo characters will never be your school teachers
>>142463662
It specifically says CD can't cure any illness on his stand page when it first shows up
>>142464004
Fuck, I can't remember that at all. I was wrong, sorry.
>tfw the Higashikatas do a torture dance next Jojolion
>>142462002
Araki said in an interview that Joseph is still alive during Stone Ocean.
>>142464031
I never understood this page, did they paralize his corneas? because he can just look up
>>142464031
Ah, sometimes it's easy to forget that the protagonists for Part 5 are all remorseless criminals.
Holy shit why is the Eyes of Heaven soundtrack so bad?
At least there's ASB. Literally every theme on there is godly.
Is there a sub group as timely and of the same level of quality as Horrible Subs that uses the real names of the characters and Stands? I've been watching the show with an anime-only fag who loves music and it's really annoying having to explain to him what the actual names are
>>142464069
Even if he looks somewhere else, it's still burning his eyeball.
>>142464114
EoH ost isn't too bad, but yeah, ASB's is way better.
>>142464125
yeah, but he won't go blind, and his cornea doesn't seem damaged already
the light is moving so it doesn't even have that much time to cause damage
Haven't read SBR, but catch the rainbow can generate rain?
>>142464094
Really? Pretty much all they do is commit crimes.
>>142464200
Nope
>>142464200
It can stabilize rain so Blackmore can walk over it, he can also manipulate his own body through the rain particles to do some fucked up shit
>>142464227
>can't induce rain
why live?
>>142464287
Weather Report x Blacmore otp
>>142464114
HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YmNyROlNQ
>>142464114
You fucking what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5o7_Ob_Rg
>Those Made in Heaven riffs
This is truth
>>142464300
>>142464266
>>142464200
I have to admit that this stand is really strong even if it can't "induce" by itself but it's really situational.
What is the best way to trigger jojo fan?
>>142464785
Ten years for now, Worse Company and Deadly Queen will be in a list of top 10 stands on Cracked
>>142464785
when is hamon coming back
>>142464785
Jonathan and Part 1 were utter shit, and you just defend it because you don't want to feel stupid that the later and better Parts fooled you into checking it out.
>>142464785
>Le sbr is le ireneverse
>Le forced memes
> I only watch the animu
>>142464878
dude anything that dorkly post about jojo is cancer
>>142464911
Dorky is cancer itself
>>142464785
Joseph is the worst JoJo.
>>142464878
JOJO HASN'T BEEN LIKE THAT FOR YEARS
FUCK
>>142464948
I felt triggered for a moment. Good job.
>>142464995
kill yourself
>>142464785
Jojo is a copy of Persona.
Damn I just read the sun, it was just a few pages ,who decided it was worth a whole episode
>>142459727
As long as he has Koichi and Josuke, he'll be just fine.
At least he didn't turn into a turtle.
>>142465047
Persona is a rip off of Jojo for moe shits
>>142465079
David productions. They seem to have learnt from SC how to pace the anime, DiU has been great so far.
>>142465216
They want to animate Part 5 quickly. Prepare yourself for 48 episodes of Italian mafia.
>>142464785
I don't like JoJolion because it looks gay.
>>142462368
>Born in '92/'93
checks out
>>142465265
A shame, since it would be PERFECT in 39 episodes.
>>142465139
Satan himself, as a part of the contract which granted Araki eternal youth.
Are there decent, timely sub groups that use the real stand names? I'm tired of Horrible Subs.
>>142465079
I feel that one actually worked surprisingly well with the pacing they gave it. The excessive ones were High Priestess and Alessi and Hol+Oingo being two episodes each.
>>142462295
> since he couldn't just leave everything to a bunch of teenagers
But Josuke and Hayato beat Kira and Rohan found leads on him. Jotaro did fuck all in Part 4 besides ORA ORA ORAing Kira in front of the ambulance.
>>142465331
was an answer to
>>142465079
>>142465324
What would your episode to volume distribution be?
>>142464878
why are people triggered by this, they do realize a man drew this and that a woman would be horny IRL right