How would you convince her to sleep with you?
>>142414136
octopus in anus
>>142414136
by teaching her a new Herikoputa-! skill
>>142414136
Just rape her. It would bring shame to her family if she went public about it.
>>142414370
shit i don't want to rewatch that
>>142414136
Start dancing around and saying random stuff that makes no sense. Then start dancing toward my bed. Then dance my schdiggitywiggy into her vaboggitydoogyboo.
Then nine months later, we have a daughter and start the process over again.
Straight up tell her
>>142414136
>implying she needs convincing
>>142414136
I do hope you're talking about the brown office lady in the back.
I'd show her myskills in cooking, cleaning and various other favors both big and small that would make me a worthy househusband
>>142415293
I'll try this next time.
>>142419870
This. Ashe > Airtard.
>>142423313
I like them both and would do them together even.
>Ashe will never do her extreme ironing while taking it up the ass
>>142414136
Tell that the rohypnol pills are rare and expensive candy for adults.
Then have my way with her.
>>142423297
Make sure it is a Japanese girl. White girls love to get raped for the attention.
>>142414136
By showing my dick painted as a smiling elephant
>>142424957
>implying she wouldn't be pegging you while using your back as an iron board.
>>142414136
Bribe her with candy.
>>142427255
Perfect. Can she also be verbally abusing my masculinity while doing it?
>>142414136
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>142415330
Rewatch what?
>>142428826
Newfag detected.
>>142428826
Literally
