TIME TO PANIC
>>142409643
Why are Kuromorimine girls so cute? Is that because of their uniform?
PTSD mod strikes again?
>>142409643
Fuck the mods.
Fucking mod deleted the thread with just the nyaa link too. They probably are treating our threads as "generals" and want us to stop talking about Gup.
>>142409643
First for Darjeeling. She is mine now.And Jeremy Clarkson.
Jesus fuck are the mods going full retard or what?
What got some mods panties in a twist all of a sudden?
>>142409906
The black uniform emphasizes their silky skin
>>142409933
Assam is mine.
Fucking Communist Mods.
>>142409934
Streams are against the rules.
Generals too, I suppose. But it's full retarded considering the movie was out just one week ago. Deleting the non-streaming threads too was a mistake, probably.
>>142409930
I think they just deleted the thread with the stream link and then the threads that were created after this one
>>142409906
It's the little hats.
4 HOURS PEOPLE
If cardbro is still here.
I think I found the online source for the 460 mm figure. The website claims the 460 mm armor is the thickest part of the gun manlet. The front armor itself was only 220 mm max.
This makes a lot more sense to me than 460 mm front armor.
Source:http://tank-photographs.s3-website-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/maus-panzerkampfwagn-VIII-super-heavy-tank.html
>>142409999
nice quads
also why not use pastebin for the links
How long until this thread is snuffed? Place your bets ladies, gents, and others.
For fuck sake I was almost finishing dumping everything. Gonna have to start again.
What was the name of the girl from the matilda tank again?
I don't think this should be senshado legal.
>>142409963
>Centurion Mk. 1
>obviously a Centurion Mk. 3
>>142410029
Just don't mention THAT link
>>142410039
>ZR + Garter belt
Why not?
JAGDPATHER CHAN A THICK
A THICK
>>142410073
What - this link: http://galax.moe/panzer/
>>142410073You have absolutely no idea how tempted I am now, just to see if it happens.
>>142410074
Tanks should be the only allowed weapons.
>>142410052
Its not just Mk 3, anon.
The gun has a bore excavator, its either a late version of the 20 pounder, or the fucking L7.
>You hear a knock on the door,
>You open it to see her, standing in front of it.
What do?
>>142410193
hide all my valuables and stand in front of the fridge
TWO OTHER THREADS GOT NUKED
Calm down a little.
>>142410217
It's like another shoah.
>>142410024
>tfw I'll probably get tired after 5 episodes
>>142410216
>Implying that you have anything worth stealing
So, people have discussed previously which school they would like to enroll in the most, but what if you had to be realistic? COULD you enroll in your dream school? Are you elegant enough for St. Gloriana or were your parents rich enough for Saunders?
For the rest of us, there's always Anzio.
>>142410193
let her ride my tank
>>142410193
Call the police and tell them someone is leaving cardboard cutouts of 2d tank waifus at my door.
>>142410193
>[X] Masturbate and then cum on cutout Mika
>>142410113
>>142410217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfc_FgIpyLw
>>142410230
That's actually a good point, also there's fuck all in the fridge.
>>142410233
You don't need to be rich to go to Saunders.
I would just join Gloriana by telling them I'm British.
>>142410078
Panther just as much.
>>142410233
Going University
>>142410193
Grab my car keys and drive her to a fancy restaurant
>>142410149
Wonderful
>>142410233
Well as I'd like to enroll in Pravda, so I'd most likely be able to join considering that the Red Army in WW2 had men and women in combat roles
>>142410233
Well they are all girls schools right?
>>142410233
I'm a boy as is most of the anons on here.
We're fucked no matter how you cut it chaps.
>>142410277
Best war movie every made
>>142410292
Just make sure you don't go out to the restroom.
>Huh? Where did Mika go?
>Where's my fucking car?
>>142410320
THE GUPPIES NEED TO BREED
Tell me about Arisu.
>>142410346
She is cute.
>>142410149
I should really get back to my
japanese study.
>>142410346
She's a small - some some say cute - loli, who likes a bandaged bear called Boko.
>>142410038
Rukuriri.
>>142410323
You're goddamn right it is.
>>142410357
>>142410193
>trick her into stealing your car and other belongings
>catch her red-handed in camera
>proceed to blackmail her
>condition for her is to marry you
>bdsm roleplay ensues
I'm in.
>>142410323
>Girls und Unterseeboot never.
>ads on the stream
>>142410417
Up to mighty London
Came an Irishman one day.
As the streets are paved with gold
Sure, everyone was gay,
Singing songs of Piccadilly,
Strand and Leicester Square,
Till Paddy got excited,
Then he shouted to them there:
>>142410404
>Carbon coated kantele harmonics disable camera
Do I join the airforce and do some boring shit or do I join the army and become AN tanker?
>>142410193
Ask if I can get Nishi instead.
So someone in the pruned thread said that the BT-42 Driver (or was it the gunner) was from Pravda
Anyone confirm this?
![[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM OVA [AE573F99].mkv_snapshot_13.12_[2016.06.03_20.33.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/awCvwVa.jpg "[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM OVA [AE573F99].mkv_snapshot_13.12_[2016.06.03_20.33.54].jpg")
Finally saw the movie.
Shit was great. I didn't expected for it to be half a movie of 30 tanks vs 30 tanks, I'm glad they didn't drag out the plot side and focused in tanks blowing each other in high budget over the top battles.
Also, Alice is a cute. A CUTE!
>>142410446
It's a long way to Tipperary!
It's a long way to go!
It's a long way to Tipperary!
To the sweetest girl I know!
Good bye, Piccadilly!
Farewell Leicester Square!
It's a long, long way to Tipperary,
But my heart is there!
>>142410449
https://vimeo.com/169329468
What the fuck is wrong with Mika?
https://vimeo.com/169329468
At 3:43, they mention "grillimakkara" (literally grill sausage), a long-time favorite in Finland. It's usually eaten when you are outdoors, whether it's on your porch or in the middle of the woods. It's also commonly had after sauna.
I think it's more common during the summer, but even if you're out skiing during -20°C weather, you might stop to make a flame at a laavu and have some hot sausage.
You can prepare it on an electric grill or put it on a stick and hold it over open flames, which is what you most often do when camping. Usually had with ketchup and/or mustard.
Posting this here because I don't have a Vimeo account.
>>142410461
What are the odds that you actually get assigned to an armored division? Do you get to fill in a checkbox that says "I want to be in a tank" or is it just pure luck?
I'm assuming US military for this question but feel free to answer for other armies
>>142410486
>Wanting totsugeki baka
>>142410518
Gunner, Aki. But it's just a joke from fanart
Stream chat is up: http://galax.moe/panzer/
>>142410417
I'd literally watch every single war movie if it was given an anime adaptation with the GuP cast.
>>142410572
I seriously want to know this. If I decide to throw out my dreams of working for the railroad, I want to be a tanker.
>>142410608
So...the finns just magically got a KV BT-42 and a driver that looks like someone at Pravda?
Finnish magic I guess
>>142410553
Depression
>>142410025
Thank you. I'll use 240mm instead.
I'll already fix the cards before posting them.
>>142410373
Thank you
>>142410572
>>142410630
Everyone starts the same, then you get assigned a specific job depending on tests/spots to fill
Is it time to TOTSUGEKI?
>>142410675
That's cute.
>>142410572
In Canada it is a trade you can apply for right off the bat and I assume it's the same for America.
I guess i'm no watching this shit then
>>142410624
>A Bridge too Far with Darjeeling as Michael Caine's Character.
>>142410553
It's called love. Mika is love!
>>142410656
I can't find the picture, but basically it's confirmed that Mika stole the KV-1 from Pravda, and someone made a drawing showing the KV-1 with Aki in front of it in a Pravda uniform, the implication being that she was stolen as well. But that much isn't official, just fanart joke
>>142410675
>Charging
>"Tactical Assault"
>>142410656
>KV-1
Pravda totally loaned the KV-1 to Continuation.
>>142410670
Here is the first card with NORIKO fixed.
>>142410572
You can try to get into a specific MOS, but it's tricky. If you test well in theory you can get into the role you want, but at the end of the day, when you sign the contract the army owns you. If they say you are fixing tanks and not driving them then that's that. At best you can sign up with a preference for specific roles, but unless you have very specific skills (nuclear engineering), you can't sign up with a guarantee you will get what you want.
I would try to talk to some actual soldiers for how their recruitment process went for details though.
>>142410712
Click on the cross in the top right of the ad to remove it forever.
>>142410732
Stealing little girls is something I would expect from the Viking school.
>>142410712
What is this nonsense you're talking about?
>>142410793
refresh
so what is the best strategy for staying up for the stream?
Its gonna be from 22:00 to 7:00 for me
What role would you take if you were a cute tank loli?
I'm leaning toward loader.
>>142410853
Coffee, soda, tea, and a will to survive?
>>142410712
You can always watch on their site and open the chat in a separate window (click GALAX above the chat)
Unfortunately, the place I used last time now charges $99 for embedding externally, so I can't use that now.
>>142410853
Wake up at 3pm
>>142410814
Oh, thank you.
>>142410870
Gunner
>>142410675
I want to totsugeki her hymen
>>142410553
It seems she suffers from extreme edginess
>>142410562
Thanks, friend. I'll go fix it.
>>142410751
And here is the Stug card with Erwin instead of Caesar.
>>142410870
Commander, obviously.
>>142410553
mika is such a dick
giggling desu
>>142410870
Driver.
>>142410900
why is the stream telling me to update flash? pretty sure I have the latest version already
>>142411014
No idea. Double check?
You know what Flash is like.
>>142410870Commissar
>>142410975
>>142410870
>loli
>carrying heavy shells
No, thank you.
>>142410980
She steal food for her people, its a tough life.
>>142410870
Driver probably since I love driving and dorifto in real life.
Commander is the coolest role but I'm not sure I'm up for the responsibility.
>>142410573
>Not wanting to marry a baka
They make the best wives.
>>142410870
Radio operator
>>142411054
She'll probably totsugeki the child into a wall, killing it.
>>142410713
>Darjeeling san how do they expect us to stay on schedule on a road like this?
>Oh but dear Pekoe you see this- is the WIDE part
Only if Maho and Miho play the commanders of the two SS Panzer Divisions.
>>142411039
Nerdy Anchovy a cute, A CUTE!!!
>>142410900
I don't even see the chat, pretty tempted to just go to sleep, man.
translated version please
>>142411129Unblock the script
>>142411119
>>142411096
Now the issue would be who would play the airborne troops?
I want Anchovy to make me pasta everyday.
>>142410870
I actually have a gunner licence for one tank, so gunner, I guess. Firing a tank is fun and so is looking out of the turret while being driven around.
>>142411209
Why would you bring taht fucking tank/cannon to a fight that was suppose to be 30 on 8.
Jesuscristo.
>>142411257
>I actually have a gunner licence for one tank
tell us more, anon
>>142411250
I want to stick my tongue in her tortellini
>>142411287
>>142411321
Probably was in the military.
>>142409930
doesn't help when the thread name uses the word "edition". Blame the OP
>>142411350
>>142411316
The worst offender was that Shimada style is all about defeating the Nishizumi style (German tanks).
And then they they deploy a German self-propelled siege mortar.
The Shimada school knows no shame.
>>142411222
Just skip over that part of the story.
This version should all be about the Road and the Tanks.
Market Garden from XXX Corps point of view.
>>142411401
>>142411418
Is that young Shiho in the braids?
>>142411418
>All about defeating German tanks
That's not hard. German tanks are nothing special. The only special tank in the whole movie was a Centurion, which was a MBT.
>>142411467
That version of the Centurion is hardly a MBT
>>142411427
I thought the porscheterum tiger has 200 mm for its thickest armor.
>>142411467
>German tanks are nothing special
Anon, I...
>>142411541
Play less War Thunder.
>>142411418
I want to be in a threesome with the Shimada girls.
>>142411541
IRL the one Porsche that saw action had extra 100mm plates bolted on the front hull, but the GuP one doesn't have those
>>142411457
yes
>>142411418
>>142411611
>tfw you will never know the backstory of their rivalry
>tfw you will never know how shiho and her husband met
>>142411595
It's the same in WoT.
>>142411541
The command tank version of the Porsche Tiger was the one that had 200mm frontal.
>>142411541
>wot
no
>>142411457
Maybe
>>142411595
it's actually World of Tanks,
Even Wikiped said it's 200mm
>>142411575
I...?
>>142410870
Kay's sex slave.
Or loader. Either's good.
>>142411645
what was she actually doing in this? just jumping in the tank?
>>142411645
It looks like Miho's the one fucking someone here.
>>142411321
Flakpanzer Gepard, because general 1 year conscription still being in place back in 1999.
The tank's not in active service any more, but neither are the Senshado-legal tanks, so that's fine. The gun isn't exactly big either, but it has two autocannons with a combined 20 shots per second so that makes up for it.
I'd post a photo, but digital cameras weren't a thing at that time and I never bothered scanning them. Have a Strela Ost instead.
>>142411541
It was used as a command tank somewhere and said command Tiger P had an extra 100mm bolted on it.
Finally saw the movie. Dem finns eh?
>>142411671
What part of "bolt-on" armor did you not get
Open your shitty game and look at the model, it should have two (visible) separe plates bolted to the front, the bolt heads should be sticking out a lot. Now look at Leopon Team's Tiger, no plates, as per original specs
>>142411741
>Finn
Sure man, whatever floats your KV2.
>>142410078
>>142410287
That are muscles.
Maho keeps her team fit.
>>142411741
>Finally saw the movie. Dem finns eh?
You need to listen to the cd drama about them. It is enlightening.
https://vimeo.com/169329468
>>142411712
>>142411659
Did they bolt the extra armor to all the hull they used, because the extra armor carried over to the Elefant
>>142410553
Fuck I want her hat now
>>142411541
>>142411671
here
>>142410149
>wear Kuromorimine uniform
>keep the bright red ribbon on
Might as well carry a neon yellow blinking sign "I AM SHIZUKA" around, hime.
>>142411816
Yes and no. Only one Porsche Tiger was actually used. It did have the bolted on armor, but the few others that were built didn't have it until they were converted to Elefant/Ferdinand
>>142411824
Ah cheers, learn new shit everyday
>>142411816
Just to the one hull that was sent into combat.
>>142410752
>when you sign the contract the army owns you
And this is why I will never join any branch of my military
>You will never have a Finn steal your heart.
Why live?
>>142411427
>>142411849
I miss all the Anchovy bullying.
>>142411818
I want to fuck her hat now
>>142411903
>You'll never have a Finn steal everything you have and then leave you as the northern wind takes her to a new lover
Yeah, thanks, I'm happy to pass.
Anyone know that one place in New Zealand that lets you drive a Centurion? or is it just a myth?
>>142411700
But isn't that an AAA?
>>142411813
They should give Mamiko Noto more work.
>>142411903
>Finn
Literally, who?
>>142411951
As long as you still have something to steal she'll never leave you anon
![[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_01.15.58_[2016.06.04_12.54.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Td96YNs.jpg "[AK-Submarines] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM v2 [835F8E63].mkv_snapshot_01.15.58_[2016.06.04_12.54.58].jpg")
>>142411039
But that's the best part, there's something about seeing little girls carrying huge and heavy things that feels amazing.
>>142411915
>>142411671
Wikipedia is not very reliable.
For german, american and russian tanks I used specific historic war related websites and not wikipedia.
By the way, anyone got a better image of Churchill preferably with Darj on top of it for this card?
>>142411984
it's a fancy way if saying Chinese
>>142411849
There wasn't yet a sinlge scene where Shizuka didn't have the ribbon, was there?
>>142410233
I think you underestimate how much eating and lazing around you would have to do at Anzio.
>>142411161
>Nishi going full Banzai on Rosehip
Also, what is Momo's problem there?
>>142412012
Why is the gun uses the german way of naming guns.
>>142412012
>>142412033
I'd really like to see her with her hairs free or maybe with a ponytail.
>>142412068
Because that is now the universal way of describing artillery.
>>142412068
Its just the caliber and the length of the barrel.
>>142410233
I'd love to join Anzio. I love Pasta and being Italian descendant know a little bit of the language too.
Captcha: Choose all the pasta. Kek
>>142411975
Official designation is SPAAG I think, but yes. Still a panzer. Based on the Leopard 1 chassis and with 40 shots (20 per gun) of anti-tank ammo. Not that it could do much against a modern MBTs but still useful against most things below that.
>>142410233
why would you pick anything but Anzio though?
>>142410553
Is she fucking insane?
Man that was fun. Only realize it is Taketatsu Ayana after credit show.
>>142412239
If you wanted a school with actual tanks
>>142412258
She's just a Finn.
>>142412260
It was nice hearing her non-bitch voice for once.
>>142409643
Which tank are these girls on?
>>142412060
>Also, what is Momo's problem there?
She is crying tears of happiness for scoring her first kill. Even if it was by accident.
>>142412309
Panther, I think.
>>142412176
Are you me?
Kelly's Heroes is on now
>>142412068
Because imperial is stupid.
I'll change this picture for a better one from the movie
Here a v2 of the T3-85 card with a cool shot from the movie.
>>142412351
Maybe
>>142412368
MORE EXOTIC TANKS! WHEN!?!?
>>142411813
Damn, I can't get enough of them.
Truly the best team!
>>142412022
*Mongolian
>>142412449
>movie has TWO Yukari Tank's Corners
Well, that moves the list of "YTCs to go" from 1 to 3.
Anyone up to the task?
>>142412439
What are those holes at the end of the barrel for?i could google it but i'm sure someone will enjoy sharing their tank knowledge
>all those Pravda loyalty towards Katyusha
How come a high school has an ongoing personality cult? They can't have stuff like secret police and secret prisons to force such madness
>>142412656
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muzzle_brake
>>142412449
YES!
>>142412656
reduce recoil by letting gas expel through there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muzzle_brake
>>142412656
>What are those holes at the end of the barrel for?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muzzle_brake
>>142410553
Noto voice is perfect
>>142412656
The shell to come out:^)
>>142412660
But Nina talked shit about Katyusha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvY6YQH9kE4&ab_channel=HarmonyWingChun
>>142412660
>How come a high school has an ongoing personality cult?
Personality cults for some top dog are pretty common in school anime.
>>142412588
Chihatan needs better tanks badly.
>>142412660
Why wouldn't you be completely loyal for something as cute as Katyusha?
>>142412771
Because I follow only Anchovy.
DUCE DUCE DUCE
>>142412771
Truly anyone who wouldn't follow katyusha deserves to spend their days in the Gulags of Serbia!
Thanks for posting this doujin in the last thread, it was one of the cutest things I have ever seen.
Why can't there be more.
>>142412771
Because I'm a free man.
>>142412660
Nonna would jump on a fire if Katyusha wished.
>>142412764
they can't cause they keep charging em. The repair costs stop any sort of new purchases.
>>142412826
I want to hug Duce
.... and give her better tanks
>>142412855
Miporin is the embodiment of cute.
>>142410233
I want to go to Katyusha appreciation school.
It seems to have best ratio of lolis, Katyusha herself is best loli as well.
>>142412855
Couldn't catch last thread so maybe you altready know that, but, did you know there are TWO doujins in that series?Both are at the /ak/ wiki
If Kuromorimine and Keizoku fought on snow, which would win?
>>142412855
Why is everyone so gay?
>>142412955
It's not being gay, it's the normal dynamics of a team.
>>142412954
Pravda
Why is the Sakkijarven polkka song so good
>>142412988
true ask the greeks
>Nishi scored 0 kills
Disappointed.
>>142413000
How edgy can this show get if there's no carbon shielding?
>>142412901
I remember anon saying that they have heavier tanks, but refuse to use them because of reasons. Don't know where he read that though.
>>142412951
Yeah, I've seen them both.
>>142412439
Here is KV2 v2 kek
>>142413069
She scored my heart.
>>142413105
For now I'll finish reposting the rest of the cards. I'll redo the Anzio cards later.
>>142413069
she will get some in s2 or the 2ed film
>>142413105
Isn't she the loader? she's even holding a shell
