So are we getting Jürgen birthday art or not?
>inb4 deleted
>>142371836
you mean
>archived
>>142371863
I should accept by now that Schwarzesmarken is a weekday topic. Anyway, looks like he got third place, but apparently that's not good enough. It's still impressive for a male character from a spin off of a spin off.
>>142371836
>>142372031
We'll find out next week, when the second voting round is done.
Maybe we'll get some cute Jürgen and Beato on a date art, if we are lucky.
>>142371836
Make it a threesome with Beatrix and Iris, please.
Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unrtTjTujgM
>>142373836
noone you dirty commie.
>>142373959
Too bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPTwM1P2XBQ
Urban warfare should be very fun with the BETA.
i want to protect that smile!
>>142373810
We wish.And you can bet, there will be no doujins with that themeever!;_;
PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>tfw no Yugoslavia Front VN
>>142371836
>>142372031
The election this week was just a runoff. The election next week decides which three of these will get a picture. Jurgen ain't getting it though. The TE and SM fags outnumber the BiSfags hard.
>>142374158
Not really, they just obliterate everything in their path.
What are the 'roles' of TSFs in a squad? What sort of formations can they fly? Is it safe to say that they adopt the same formations as say, Airplanes?
>>142375920
What's the appeal of martika, anyway? Is she just aproxy for people who want to see crysha bullying?
>>142375981
Subways or underground structures should be a safe area.If you got more then 9mm
>suddenly Koyasu again
Wow, I am surprised they could afford him for another character.
>>142375920
You have to have hope, based Not!Bubi will win in the end.
>>142375920
Depression. Knowing the faggots of the world, it'll be Gretel and Sumika who are 1st and 2nd in whatever order. Maybe Inia will grab 3rd, so who knows.
At least Inia is nice...
>>142375995
They have loadouts/configurations, and they do have formations. You can see some of this in TE if you're paying attention.
The 666th is generally a specialized hunter squadron, so Iris just gives them more her general idea of how she wants to handle an approach, since they only follow a certain set of tactics most missions.
>>142376527
>>142376551
The possibility of Jurgen winning is about equal to the possibility of S00mika losing.
>>142376969
Can we at least hope he makes it to 3rd place?
>>142376969
True love will triumph anon,which means that Hibiki ,Sumika and Jürgen will win.
>>142377615
Kurt's waifu didn't win though.
>>142377682
Wait, that was Anna? I thought it was Mayu or that one IJA Infantrywoman.
>>142377682
Kurt's been unlucky in love in general.
Suffering.
>>142377821
It was Anna.
>>142375531
>tfw reading the same shit every thread
>>142377821
Why the Sam hell would an IJA woman be hanging out on the Eastern Front with the Warsaw Pact?
>>142377851
Poor girl, like Jürgen she is a character from a spinoff of a spinoff, but instead of a LN, she only gets a short story.
>>142377919
They look alike, I mistook one for the other.
schwarz sechs prototype mark 2!!
>>142376969
time to make 500 nicovideo accounts and vote for jürgen.
>>142377835
Vivi really is cuter than Katia.
>>142378114
I liked Vivi more. She could be sweet, but it had a bit of bite to it and she wasn't afraid to call out others on their BS. She's also had a really shitty life, so you kind of want to see her happy.
>>142375920
>>142376969
>Gretel N°1 on the runoff
Today was a good day
>>142376485
Oh fuck!
Seriously, my only wish is that Saigiri had thrown Japan into a wider civil war, and the BETA subsequently chomped everyone, because they spawned this retard.
>>142378710
>praise Gretel
>post her complete, absolute opposite
Ara ara mothgirl would be closest to Pham. Wat r u doin.
>>142379390
Because reaction face
also
>Yandere Pham
not sure if want
>>142379461
>>142379675
But that high as fuck Pham. Not Yandere Pham.
>>142379747
That's a face that screams keepu, or "I wanna rape him". Okay, combine it with her cruel amusement face. Perfect onee-san yandere.
>>142379461
>yandere Pham
>>142379461
>Yandere Pham
>>142379925
>>142380167
>mfw
>>142379825
>>142381804
>cum inside Pham
>it ain't me starts playing
>>142381977
I'm gonna nickname her cunt 'Lodi' so every time I fuck her I can cry out "O Lord, stuck in Lodi again! "
Would Beatrix be a moaner in bed, or would she be the type who'd breath hard and occasionally let out a quiet moan or grunt while a man is on top of her? Basically, would sex with her be more like White Album, or a hentai?
>>142383617
Like White Album
>>142383617
If it's her first time and it's with Jurgen, probably like White Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlo6Rtu_2Sk
The times after that would be much more wild though.
>>142381977
And, despite the fact you were a piece of shit and left her hanging with your kid, she would still find it in herself to forgive you.
Pham is definitely best girl.
>>142384984
>find
She's not coming to America and it ain't me.
>>142384984
Guess that kid ain't no fortunate son
>>142384984
>>142385055
>not marrying Pham
>not bringing her home
>not fucking her senseless on a regular basis
>not having plenty of kids
>not growing old with your awesome waifu
laughingvictorcharlies.jpg
>>142385209
>>142385209
>implying I'm bringing home a gook slut to my family in Virginia and my fiance Sharon
>>142387364
>he doesn't live in the Mountain West
Fake American detected.
>>142387364
> Calling Pham a gook slut
>>142384984
>forgiveness sex
>cum inside Pham
>it ain't me again
>>142383617
She didn't moan much when Theo penetrated her.
>>142371836
Fuck off.
>>>/m/
>>>/jp/
>>>/vg/
>>>/out/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
>>142391435
Pham and Katia were ultimately better sisters to Theo than Lise could ever be.
>Martin is tapping dat ass
I'm jelly
![[Commie] Schwarzesmarken - 12 [4FC957A8].mkv_snapshot_14.20_[2016.04.04_15.16.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DsQ8oLz.jpg "[Commie] Schwarzesmarken - 12 [4FC957A8].mkv_snapshot_14.20_[2016.04.04_15.16.57].jpg")
>>142383617
She'd be the type todie
So Schwarzesmarken BD sales are terrible. Guess the Japs really don't like it.
I want to headpat Gretel.
I want her to yell about the fact that she's a commissar and this is inappropriate behaviour, but eventually start enjoying it.
>>142383617
She's the type who would get bullied so she could pout.
>>142391603
No. Lise cannot provide Theo with emotional support like Pham can but that's because she had brain problems from sacrificing everything for his sake. She does a pretty good job for someone who is coming back from being a mindbroken cum dumpster.
Spilling drinks on Katia and making everyone think she pissed herself again!
What's the best way to make Anette hug you?
>>142394178
I want tobe Lise's psychotherapist, so I could make her feel better
>>142394365
By psychotherapy, do you mean your dick?
>>142394661
Only if she allows it. I don't want to stoop on the level of Axmann and his crew.
>>142393776
>>142394800
>you will never break adult Beatrix' tough shell and unleash the same girl she was with Jurgen
I want Sylwia to use CQC on me.
>>142391603
Lise is ultimate imouto. Katia couldn't have handled what happened to her, and had she survived she would have turned out even worse like a second Beatrix.
Pham isn't fair because she's jesus, she's a better ____ than anybody.
>>142395464
What would Pham do if you ask her to bully you?
>>142395525
Blushing and "ara ara~"ing at first before getting into the mood, she would be unnervingly good at it. She gets people, and would psychologically bully you cutting surprisingly deep till you're a quivering mess before pressing your weeping face into her ample bosom and telling you everything is daijoubu.
Your tormentor turned savior, she has now successful performed stockholm syndrome on you in less than five minutes. Your soul belongs to her now.
>>142387364
>fiance Sharon.
You or the thousand guys before you?
>>142395856
Best girl, still better than a gook
>>142391603
Stop that Katiafag, Pham loves everyone and thinks Lise was a wonderful sister. Enlist someone else for your crusade!
>>142395811
>Stasi Pham
There is no way to accurately depict this level of heresy, our muh dick status
>>142395363
So...Walther likes femdom from Sylwia?
Understandable...
>>142396290
She'd be an excellent fit and welcomed into the fold with open arms. The Stasi love her type, the cute innocent ones with a penchant for seeing what makes people tick on the inside, the socially adept you least expect. I'm not sure what it would take to turn her into an agent though. Torture and blackmail like Lise, or worse? Orless
>>142396865
She'd be perfect for a good cop bad cop routine. Someone else does the torturing and Pham does the healing.
>>142396865
She would do it to save their smiles. No matter the cost. If it meant the chance to see the Happy Day, to see smiles return, to save in the name of love, she would do it a thousand times.
Even dying alone, she would not regret it.
;_;
>>142397088
Anon, that's too scary to contemplate...
It'd fuck you up worse then Beato's shenanigans that make people disoriented.
>>142397088
>>142397238
>to save in the name of love, she would do it a thousand times.
Thats alot of babies
>>142397088
During which she gets you to tell her everything.
>>142398122
Correct, otherwise she wouldn't be the "good cop" or rather good Stasi.
>Stasi Pham
I GOT IT!
Which 15 year old girl would you rather protect, Vivi or Katia?
>>142398878
Vivi. Katia is a threat to the whole of mankind and should be arrested!
>>142398878
Vivi, not even a contest
>>142398878
Katia, duh
Who needs some dunce who couldn't even die instantly
>>142398878
Inia!
>>142398878
Vivi, Katja has enough plot armour to stand up to anybody.
>>142398878
Kasumi
>>142398986
Why are you such a terrible person
![Schwarzesmarken - 12 [4FC957A8].mkv_snapshot_07.04_[2016.04.14_06.45.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xddPaj5.jpg "Schwarzesmarken - 12 [4FC957A8].mkv_snapshot_07.04_[2016.04.14_06.45.59].jpg")
>>142398933
Someone's angry.
>>142398878
Vivi is both cuter and more endearing.
>>142399137
Because it's true
Needing a coup de grace is unbecoming of oneself
>>142399137
He's a Katiafag. They tend to be pretty crappy.
Wearing matching outfits with GretelIt's our birthday suits
>>142371836
>>142372031
>>142374470
>>142384286
Are we ever going to get a pout from Beatrix in the VN?
>>142399353
I your dreams is your best shot
>>142399353
If there is a secret Beato-route.
>>142399353
WHEN THEY GET SHIPPED TO EXTRA
>>142399353
Theo will, if not make her heart whole again, at least fix the leaks!
>>142399777
Beatrix doesn't piss on the floor like Katia.
>>142353734
The day after that, you and Lise head to the USS Iowa to see the sites. Lise is mostly just humoring you, since her experience with military hardware falls firmly in the "been there, done that, bought the farm" line of thinking. She's wearing one of your shirts, a lightly colored cotton/linen blend short sleeved button-down. The sunburn on her shoulders is causing the top layers of skin to peel off, and her own shirts either fail to cover the affected areas, or are too tight to wear right now. You explore the ship with her, looking at the somewhat cramped bunk beds, and the somewhat less than cramped sixteen inch guns. She laughs at you when you bump your head on a doorway, and you laugh at her when you point out that she can't. After a morning spent poking around the ship, you head back to the hotel to pick up your bags. There's one more stop on your trip through the Southwest, and while it isn't so far from Hollywood on a map, in reality, it is a world away. You drive to Anaheim, where Disney Land awaits.
On the way south, you see something unusual. There is a motorcycle curving across traffic, with nobody on it. The car in front of you stops, and you stop beside it. A glance to the right reveals a person sprawled out on the shoulder, which is unusual on the freeway. It's jarring, and while you know something isn't right, it takes a moment to piece everything together. Lise is staring out the window, glancing between the motorcyclist on the shoulder and a disembodied headlight lying on the pavement next to your door. Finally, the motorcyclist stands up, and takes of his helmet before trudging painfully across the freeway to pick up his bike. Lise breathes a sigh of relief.
"Thank goodness."
"You know, considering all the things that are banned in California, I can't believe lane splitting is legal."
"Was he lane splitting?"
"I didn't see. But still..."
You trail off. You pull around the car stopped in front of you. The headlight is missing.
Is Vivi for naked, non-lewd cuddling in bed?
>>142400313
I'd say clothed cuddling if it's not lewd. Pyjamas are like sheets you can wear.
>>142397960
That will not happen!
Pham will find a way to save!The thing is she dies alone, too exhausted pairing everyone else off.And heartbreak.
>>142400970
Pham is the perfect spinster aunt to get to look after the kids while all the parents are drinking and living it up at some fundraiser.
>>142401073
>Pham is the perfect spinster aunt to get to look after the kids
While it's cute, it also cuts really, really deeply for some reason. I can't quite place why.
Why can't Pham find love?
>>142401327
>>142401327
It sucks because you have to disregard a biological imperative while fulfilling all of the behavioral requirements.
Also she's not getting crunk upstairs and going on a wild scavenger hunt stealing a General Dynamics sign for shits and giggles or singing Karaoke to Styx
>>142377895
>tfw no Albania Front VN
>>142401485
>General Dynamics
M1A2 platoon to satisfy Pham, like gangbanging Motostrelkis will help out Marimo?Who am I kidding, people will find her alone in the morning, surrounded by corpses.She hugged and ara ara'd them to death.
>>142401665
tfw you will never fugg lise in an albanian pillbox.
>>142401709
Is being ara ara'd to death even possible?
>>142401762
Pham knows sixty two ways to kill you using only her voice and subtle facial expressions.
>>142401762
She was brutally tortured, and still bothered to do this.
Does this look like a hug you could escape?
>>142402054
Can weaponised ara aras defeat the beta?
>>142402179
beatos and phams combined ara aras could probably do it.
>>142402179
I was actually just thinking about it, Pham would probably try hugging the BETA if they were sentient.
And she'd win.
>>142401665
J-8s just for you, happy now? Now pls stop your banter, it was never good.
>>142401485
Drunk, lewd auntie Pham when?
>>142403581
>no drawfag will draw us a lewd, tipsy Pham.
>>142404035
Can we at least get Stasi-artist to Stasify Pham?
That one would probably be hard to color, since it's in motion. There's this.Remember to change the shoulder patch
>>142398878
Vivi
How is that even a question
>>142401665
>Albania
Fuck off Hoxha you are irrelevant as fuck
Argos comfiest team, would cookout and share feel feels with!
>>142405414
>implying I would cookout with Stella and not send her to the pregnancy ward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNTx6ZogBbY
>>142400134
>bullying Lise for being short
Must be a blast from the past, she probably hasn't heard it in years.
>>142405414
They are pretty comfy, but the Zerberus is comfier!
>>142405490
That's what the cookout is for anon, Don't tell me you wouldn't make it a special day for her.
>>142407460
Who's the blue-haired girl? cause that blushing pout is making blood rush to a certain part on my anatomy.
>>142407912
So you haven't played Chronicles 2? Go play it right now, you'll get even better pouts.
>>142407996
I'm a filthy EOP, so unless it's translated I'll have to suffer in silence.
>>142408119
Its translated.
>>142407882
No, just tying her to the bed.
>>142400970
>That will not happen!
If Pham was under Axmann's tender care, as well as her most treasured love one, and she was given a choice; smash the baby that is going to be executed by someone anyway or refuse and get both herself and said loved one tortured to death, what would she do?
>>142409248
Can Pham help Axmann find his human side?Who the hell am I kidding? That guy doesn't have one
Who /Stasi/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L0J-Ce7cOE
>>142413496
Back to work idiot. The Stasi lurks it doesn't post!
>>142413561
>implying that they are not monitoring this thread right now
Let's abuse Katia!
>>142414686
Sure
>>142414727
>>142394661
SLUT!!
>>142417985
She's not a slut, she's a trained prostitute.
>>142414686
>>142414727
>>142416133
hook, line, and sinker
Holy shit, what is this woman's problem?
>>142418736
Delusion
>>142418736
Being retarded
>>142418736
It's a female.
>>142418736
She's a glory hound who's mad jelly that Iris is a better than her. Basically, she's a shit human being all around, and that's before figuring in all the torture porn and rape she does.
>>142418736
A serious lack of Vitamin D.
>>142419209
But Theo gave her his D and she died from it.
>>142419434
He didn't give her the D, he gave her a fatal overdose of CIWS.
>>142419511
He still took the virginity of the most beautiful rose of East Germany.
>>142419707
Poor Beato deserved better than that soulless redhead.
>>142419796
Well Beatrix did win best boy, even if circumstances ultimately forced them to be separated.
>>142419947
I wonder what Beatrix is thinking. Is it anticipation, is she wondering if Jurgen will enjoy her food, or is it lust?
>>142419947
At least they had those five years of happiness together.
>>142420249
That picture is back in '73, she still has those dead eyes, I think she is just lost in thought or trauma
>>142420381
>At least they had those five years of happiness together.
No they didn't. Jurgen spent most of that time fighting the BETA. For long stretches of time, the only communication they had was through letters, pictures, and baked goods Beatrix would send. Being a former militaryfag, that Beatrix stayed faithful to him despite the stress and 18-24 months deployments really says something about her.
>>142421433
I bet Whoreisdina can't even write without spelling errors, that's how stupid she is.
>>142421433
>No they didn't.
I was speaking in comparison to what preceded and followed those years, but you are quite right.
>>142418946
>>142419007
>>142419070
>>142419135
>>142419209
nice samefagging
>>142422266
Those wasted digits.
Why must these threads survive on bait?
Why is Irisdina allowed to join the military? Isn't she too dumb for that? Is it because she's ugly enough to scare the BETAs away?
>>142422689
because you tards keep scaring away the old guard
>>142423188
And how are we doing that?
>>142419707
Lise was many things in 1983 but a virgin isn't one if them.
>>142424493
Beato was always more beautiful than Lise anon.
>>142424493
Maybe her butt is pure.
>>142424614
From what?
>>142424799
From the intrusion of phallic objects
>>142424799
>>142424824
Not with the Germans weird fetishes.
>>142424824
>>142424614
That's pretty unlikely, to be perfectly honest.
>>142424879
They're effectively soviets at that time.
>>142424916
Soviets aren't an ethnic group, dumbo.
>>142424916
East Germans aren't exempt from being German.
>>142424614
Not after all those 70 year old men were through with her.
>>142424493
I was talking about Beatrix, who canonically is the hottest girl.
>>142425608
>canonically is the hottest girl.
Where are people getting this from?
>>142426636
>Where are people getting this from?
By reading the material they post about. You aren't an animeonly, are you?
>>142426636
>implying that Beato isn't the hottest piece of tail around
fag.
>>142409647
I was actually thinking that. Her hugs would make Axmann break down. Her power is undeniable.
>>142419947
>>142420249
Both. And lost in thought. Trying to have this thing called fun.
But yes, a lot of anticipation.
>>142424905
I want to save her from her shitty life.Martyrs happy Lise end when. She needs it the most.
>>142398878
The one who can stand on her own, if you catch my meaning
I want to heal Anett's PTSD with my dick and turn her into a milf.
>>142409248
To be honestI'm not sure.
It's not like she hasn't put her hands into the darkness before.
Augen wie Rubinen.
Rabenschwarzes Haar.
Ostmark in den Strümpfen.
Und Schwarzbier in der Hand!
Sagt es mit mir ihr Wichser,
Beatrix ist das beste Mädchen!
>>142429699
I want to fuck Beatrix's ass until it sucks buttermilk.
>>142429699
Alle deutschen fraulein sind sluts
>>142428847
Way ahead of you pham.
Her and Theo would be cute. Feels trip, but cute.
>>142405490
Are you brave enough?
>>142435236
>you will never a young Beato and Iris sandwich
>>142435707
But when is the most important part.
On the one hand, Beatrix is at her most sad and looking for someone to save her, and so would be ultra cute.
On the other, Iris would be in her Mean Girls clique phase
>>142436491
>On the other, Iris would be in her Mean Girls clique phase
She's always in that phase. She pussy whips Theo and doesn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him at least a handjob.
>>142436588
She doesn't owe Theo a thing.
>>142435236
Who's more innocent to sex?
>>142436632
She owes him a handy.
>>142436632
Considering he did all of her "La Resistance" work cause she was stupid enough to get herself caught by the Stasi, I'd say she owes him a date where she lets him down easy at least.
>>142437964
She never asked him too, and it's not like Lise, Beatrix, or the rest of the stasi did not deserve to die.
>>142438457Well fuck you too
>>142436588
So Iris is basically built for femdom?
Still, clearly Beatrix is a much nicer boss. She'd indulge AT LEAST one of Theos fetishes.
>>142438702
>>142438702
>So Iris is basically built for femdom?
She's one of those stealth doms, where she thinks she'd fit just fine in the traditional sense of sexuality but unconsciously does things that would be expected from the antonym of being submissive.
>>142438702
She'd dye her hair blonde and put in some blue contacts?
>>142438457
>"Iris never asked him too"
>When Iris has tolerated all of Theo's shenanigans, never got him in trouble, never punished him even for being responsible for a comrades death, put a revolutionary in his care, and flat out leaves breadcrumbs from him to find his way to her cell.
Yeah no, she's been gunning for him from the very beginning.
>>142438832
>>142438992
There is a pattern in Theo's desired partners that must be acknowledged.
>>142439101
This isn't like that Meiya spam back in the day. I legitimately can not find a reason to say no to a blonde Beatrix.
>>142439158
Well good, now Katia just needs to add a few highlights to bring out the strawberry blonde in her hair then all 4 main girls will be perfect.
>>142439338
How can Lise even compete against Iris?
>>142439158
>I legitimately can not find a reason to say no to Beatrix.
FTFY
>>142439610
>How can Iris even compete against Lise?
There we go, don't worry man I got your back, everybody makes mistakes.
>>142439769
Lise is only better because Iris doesn't have shit for scans.
Just you wait, in ten years we will be shown Iris in HD glory.
>>142440044
It's ironic that despite having the most fans she has the least HD scans.
Perhaps her fans just aren't as dedicated?
Nice dub dub dubs by the way.
>>142440044
Only because I don't know how to scan something as big as a tapestry or anything bigger than my scanner actually
>>142440468
>there are people ITT who aren't scanning Irisdina shit
Did you try googling this problem?
What poster sold the most anyways?
Iris, Beato, Lise, Gretel, or Katia?
>>142440044
Not following the logic here. That a character gets scans is merely a side effect of their best girl quality, not the root cause.
>>142440575
No
I'm a Katiafag yet I have Iris crap lying around. I'm not gonna try anything above the bare minimum for someone other than Katia
>>142440713
>I'm a Katiafag yet I have Iris crap lying around. I'm not gonna try anything above the bare minimum for someone other than Katia
Nice. So as I was saying, in ten years.
>>142440634
An Iris poster comes with every game, but as far as specialized posters, probably Beatrix just because she was the Amazon bonus and she has a very, very nice poster.
>>142441108
An Iris shikishi came with every game
The two diffirent Iris tapestries were exclusive to Sofmap and Traders
>>142440634
I'd buy Iris and keep her for myself
>>142442798
>keep her for myself
Good luck with that if she at all takes after her mother
>>142442941
Beatrix looks more like the type to shoot you in the back. Lise is pretty traitorous too, even with all she supposedly sacrificed for Theo.
>>142443838
Beatrix and Lise's devotion and loyalty are core aspects of their characters.
As for Iris, you know what they say like mother like daughter.
>>142443974
I think as much as Hiroki waifus Iris that Iris would be the closest to being perfect.
>>142444308
Maybe Hiroki has bad taste.
>>142444437
Well, the LN team, Carnelian and Hiroki seem to prefer Iris. Kouki and Mimizuki though seem to like Beatrix morejust look at the poster in the background that Kouki chose to hang in his office for a couple of months.
>>142444533
Good for them. Everyone is entitled to their own tastes and opinions.
>>142444533
Mimizuki was doing fanart of Beatrix before he got tapped for BiS and the VN, so I guess you might have a point.
>>142444533
when will kouki-sama appear in the stream again
So we gajins can ask him questions
>>142444745
He's got his hands full writing Martyrs right now and probably won't be available for a while.
