Is Sylphy crazy? She seems a little too scatterbrained.
>>142300847
She's not real
>>142300872
Nor are you.
>>142300872
My dick doesn't know that
>>142300872
prove it
>>142300847
She fought in the war anon. She's experienced horrors that we can only imagine.
>>142300847
She's a qt.
>>142300847
She went to college. And not one of those American McDegree colleges that only exists to generate profit, but Japanese college. She can't be that stupid. Personally I believe she's just not on speaking terms with reality.
she is just my wife
>>142301112
She's an attack helicopter.
>>142300847
She has air bubbles in her veins. Give her a break. Normal people would just drop dead because of that.
>>142300847
She'sfun
>>142301215
Why is Salama so hot?
>>142301886
She's a fire elemental
>>142301886
I want Salama to bake my salami in her oven.
>>142300847
She's anairhead.
>>142300872
Your mom is not real
She'sretarded
She'snot sento